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By *nlyIfItsWorthIt OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Already eaten half their stockpiled food over the weekend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were we meant to stock up?

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no stockpile, I will go to the shop tomorrow and buy as I normally would. Unlike a large proportion of the population who seem to think we are due some sort of zombie apocalypse.

Complete and utter bellends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta"

You won’t have to! There’s no pasta anywhere lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta"

And that's why you will starve, got no fight in ya

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I haven't stockpiled because I'm not a knob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

You won’t have to! There’s no pasta anywhere lol "

I saw a last packet of spaghetti in a garage shop today. I left it there

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I don’t have a stock pile so.. nah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

You won’t have to! There’s no pasta anywhere lol

I saw a last packet of spaghetti in a garage shop today. I left it there

They sent me spaghetti instead of normal pasta in my online shop so I have some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do a massive monthly shop anyway coz I hate going weekly. I just go every few days for fresh stuff so I’ve got plenty food. Haven’t stockpiled. I did order doubles of some things though. Don’t think that makes me a knob though

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By *urvySub87Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

You won’t have to! There’s no pasta anywhere lol

I saw a last packet of spaghetti in a garage shop today. I left it there

They sent me spaghetti instead of normal pasta in my online shop so I have some

Have you checked your local Ann summers? It's in naughty shapes but still pasta lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

You won’t have to! There’s no pasta anywhere lol

I saw a last packet of spaghetti in a garage shop today. I left it there

They sent me spaghetti instead of normal pasta in my online shop so I have some

Have you checked your local Ann summers? It's in naughty shapes but still pasta lol

Hahaha that’s true!

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By *nlyIfItsWorthIt OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

My house is always fully to the brim with food. I cook and freeze quite a lot in the chest freezer and make things like pasta fresh anyways

However, ive gone through 3 tubes if pringles in 2 days

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

And that's why you will starve, got no fight in ya

Let's take this outside and settle it like manly men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

You won’t have to! There’s no pasta anywhere lol "

I got some today

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I will go out tomorrow and do my normal shop if I get extra the kids will only eat it anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

And that's why you will starve, got no fight in ya

Let's take this outside and settle it like manly men

No no you win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve eaten everything in one go, now I’m using the 20 rolls of toilet paper I got! I definitely got my money’s worth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

You won’t have to! There’s no pasta anywhere lol

I got some today

Noooooo!!! We eat a lot of it anyway. Even the fresh pasta was empty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That reminds me, I need a loaf!

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

I'm self isolating (immune system issues and I have a sinus infection, I do not want to get anything nasty)

Husband went to the supermarket today and only bought exactly what we needed for 7 days. Like we do every Sunday. He said it was like a war zone though...

Just buy what you need. Don't be a knob

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By *irateloversCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

"I haven't stockpiled because I'm not a knob."

Perfectly put

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That reminds me, I need a loaf!"

No loafs in my tescos today either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stupid people think when the world goes to shit they will need bog roll and dried plaster. I just bought a bear grylls book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve eaten everything in one go, now I’m using the 20 rolls of toilet paper I got! I definitely got my money’s worth lol "

Not really btw! I don’t have the shits! Lol

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

You won’t have to! There’s no pasta anywhere lol "

Let's be honest.....in reality who eats that shite anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

You won’t have to! There’s no pasta anywhere lol

Let's be honest.....in reality who eats that shite anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

You won’t have to! There’s no pasta anywhere lol

I got some today

Noooooo!!! We eat a lot of it anyway. Even the fresh pasta was empty!"

I got a bag of macaroni as I'd run out and a bag of fusilli.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

You won’t have to! There’s no pasta anywhere lol

Let's be honest.....in reality who eats that shite anyway.

Me "

And me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

You won’t have to! There’s no pasta anywhere lol

I got some today

Noooooo!!! We eat a lot of it anyway. Even the fresh pasta was empty!

I got a bag of macaroni as I'd run out and a bag of fusilli.

Alright alright!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stupid people think when the world goes to shit they will need bog roll and dried plaster. I just bought a bear grylls book.

No dried plaster...

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That reminds me, I need a loaf!

No loafs in my tescos today either! "

My local co-op had loads but the local Sainsbury's yesterday had nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

You won’t have to! There’s no pasta anywhere lol

I got some today

Noooooo!!! We eat a lot of it anyway. Even the fresh pasta was empty!

I got a bag of macaroni as I'd run out and a bag of fusilli.

Alright alright!

I can share.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That reminds me, I need a loaf!

No loafs in my tescos today either!

My local co-op had loads but the local Sainsbury's yesterday had nothing. "

You’re starting to piss me off now! With all your pasta and fucking loafs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

You won’t have to! There’s no pasta anywhere lol "

I have pasta! I sent out an SOS to my friends group chat asking someone to bring pasta (I was cooking for them coming over). 3 of them did and forgot to take them home again

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By *angOnBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Ipswich

Don't stockpile. Local butchers and farms are all fine.

So long as the wine supplies are free flowing then we're good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

You won’t have to! There’s no pasta anywhere lol

I have pasta! I sent out an SOS to my friends group chat asking someone to bring pasta (I was cooking for them coming over). 3 of them did and forgot to take them home again

Hahahah love it

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

You won’t have to! There’s no pasta anywhere lol

Let's be honest.....in reality who eats that shite anyway.

And me. "

Why...its like eating wet cardboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't stockpile. Local butchers and farms are all fine.

So long as the wine supplies are free flowing then we're good

Nobody will stop me panic buying if wine and teabags become low stock. NOBODY!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

You won’t have to! There’s no pasta anywhere lol

Let's be honest.....in reality who eats that shite anyway.

And me.

Why...its like eating wet cardboard

Not the way I do it it’s not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That reminds me, I need a loaf!

No loafs in my tescos today either!

My local co-op had loads but the local Sainsbury's yesterday had nothing.

You’re starting to piss me off now! With all your pasta and fucking loafs!!"

I can send a care package

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

You won’t have to! There’s no pasta anywhere lol "

Just curious; why pasta & not rice? Same difference as far as I can see! And is pasta sauce in equally short supply cos plain pasta would be pretty shit without something over it lol. Wheelie bins full of unused pasta later this year methinks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

You won’t have to! There’s no pasta anywhere lol

Rice is flying off the shelf now too.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Get planting crops in your garden peeps xx

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

You won’t have to! There’s no pasta anywhere lol

Rice is flying off the shelf now too. "

Oh shit, me & my big mouth lol. What have I started here.....

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By *irateloversCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

You won’t have to! There’s no pasta anywhere lol

Let's be honest.....in reality who eats that shite anyway.

Lots of people it would seem, they've sold out almost every where.....

Why is everyone buying bog paper though, with corona virus, you either get better or you die (think I read somewhere that if you are under seventy and have no pre existing conditions the death rate is 0.3 % or something like) neither of which requires a shit ton of bog roll.....

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

You won’t have to! There’s no pasta anywhere lol

Let's be honest.....in reality who eats that shite anyway.

Lots of people it would seem, they've sold out almost every where.....

Can only assume it's the fear of being quarantined for a while & running out. Don't matter what you eat, you are gonna need bog roll!

Curiously if lock down occurs, the shops will refill quicker & there will probably be plenty again. It's the same fighting over plasma tellys on Black Friday; fear of missing out to somebody else, the most disgusting part of human behaviour.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

You won’t have to! There’s no pasta anywhere lol "

Bloody Italians, shutting down their country etc. You'd think they'd be on double shifts so that we can buy tons of the stuff!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Nope.

Still eating all the chocolate, biscuits and shortbread we stocked up on after xmas when it all went half price.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always got cupboards full of tins and dried foods (I have health issues and often bedridden for months so it's meant to be easy cooking for the kids) but the kids always moan there's nothing for eating and I let them snack on stuff meant for meals and get takeaways too often to avoid the confrontation and stress of trying to please everyone, now I am in my element! Finally my kids are going to understand and have to make do with what's there wooohooo and even better I've managed to freak them out about the states of their rooms and they are on cleaning mode

theyre proper getting into the deep clean mode which means I won't be having anxiety everytime I see the mess they make and might actually leave my bedroom more often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've eaten all of my chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

You won’t have to! There’s no pasta anywhere lol

Yes I thought that! There was plenty rice yet no pasta! Not sure about pasta sauce i make my own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That reminds me, I need a loaf!

No loafs in my tescos today either!

My local co-op had loads but the local Sainsbury's yesterday had nothing.

You’re starting to piss me off now! With all your pasta and fucking loafs!!

I can send a care package

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

You won’t have to! There’s no pasta anywhere lol "

I was going to suggest making pasta but all the flour seems to have sold out as well

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

All that survival training I've done in the forces will be coming into its own soon

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

"I've always got cupboards full of tins and dried foods (I have health issues and often bedridden for months so it's meant to be easy cooking for the kids) but the kids always moan there's nothing for eating and I let them snack on stuff meant for meals and get takeaways too often to avoid the confrontation and stress of trying to please everyone, now I am in my element! Finally my kids are going to understand and have to make do with what's there wooohooo and even better I've managed to freak them out about the states of their rooms and they are on cleaning mode

theyre proper getting into the deep clean mode which means I won't be having anxiety everytime I see the mess they make and might actually leave my bedroom more often "

I would not be going anywhere near takeaways at the moment, god knows who’s hands they have passed through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fine for food but my 7 year old clearly doesn't appreciate the severity of the loo roll situation since she turned herself into a mummy with it

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm fine for food but my 7 year old clearly doesn't appreciate the severity of the loo roll situation since she turned herself into a mummy with it

You gotta love that. Now that's funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fine for food but my 7 year old clearly doesn't appreciate the severity of the loo roll situation since she turned herself into a mummy with it

You gotta love that. Now that's funny.

You know it's bad when I'm voluntarily giving her my MAC makeup to play with so she leaves the toilet roll alone!

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By *exy Pretty FeetCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

"Already eaten half their stockpiled food over the weekend? "

Getting there. With two teenage boys in the house it's like trying to keep water in a sieve!

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By *oved Up 2Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta"

You'd be lucky to find any lol. I'm beginning to think it's the cure for all ailments the rate idiots are buying it!

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By *oved Up 2Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

"I'm fine for food but my 7 year old clearly doesn't appreciate the severity of the loo roll situation since she turned herself into a mummy with it

Lol. Gotta love kids

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

You won’t have to! There’s no pasta anywhere lol

Let's be honest.....in reality who eats that shite anyway.

And me.

Why...its like eating wet cardboard

I'll have to have a word with Mrs about her cooking next time I see her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stupid people think when the world goes to shit they will need bog roll and dried plaster. I just bought a bear grylls book.

No dried plaster...

Lol"

Haha whoops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stupid people think when the world goes to shit they will need bog roll and dried plaster. I just bought a bear grylls book.

No dried plaster...

Lol

Haha whoops

Ooooft

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I will buy what I need for a couple of days worth when I get back, my shopping habits won’t change

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I'm fine for food but my 7 year old clearly doesn't appreciate the severity of the loo roll situation since she turned herself into a mummy with it

Haha love it... just wrap it up again ready for next play time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate has all gone

all the fruit and healthy stuff still there

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

You won’t have to! There’s no pasta anywhere lol

I was going to suggest making pasta but all the flour seems to have sold out as well "

See now I blame The Bake Off.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Not been yet as I don't fancy fighting someone for the last bag of pasta

You won’t have to! There’s no pasta anywhere lol

Let's be honest.....in reality who eats that shite anyway.

And me.

Why...its like eating wet cardboard

I'll have to have a word with Mrs about her cooking next time I see her

Cooking.....lol, we have a lady for that.

Strangely she’s rung in sick this morning.

Think she forgot to order the loo roll and Pasta for us last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye a bike mag, 9pk bog rolls, bottle of rum and a cuddly toy.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

We havent done any extra shopping and we will only buy items as and when we need them. We have common sense.

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