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"I guess it’s really time for me to start washing my hands after I’ve had a shit, huh?" You have to do it when you have a lady wank also  | |||
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"I guess it’s really time for me to start washing my hands after I’ve had a shit, huh? You have to do it when you have a lady wank also "What? Nobody told me that | |||
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"I guess it’s really time for me to start washing my hands after I’ve had a shit, huh? You have to do it when you have a lady wank also
What? Nobody told me that"Haven’t had a lady wank in six months so it’s all good | |||
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"I cant wait to go to work !! Been baking for two days now !! " Are you a baker? | |||
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"Don't worry about you probably have an amazing immune system if you haven't been washing your hands....either that or your sick already ???" Could be both Can’t get any sicker than I already am, because I have a fucking smashing immune system | |||
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"Rumour has it that Jim brushes his teeth when he goes for a sit down wee "...is that not normal? | |||
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"I guess it’s really time for me to start washing my hands after I’ve had a shit, huh?" You’ll probably be fine giving them a quick spit and wiping them down your legs. There’s far too much being said about germs nowadays. I’ve never seen one, and until I do I’ll remain sceptical. | |||
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"I guess it’s really time for me to start washing my hands after I’ve had a shit, huh? You’ll probably be fine giving them a quick spit and wiping them down your legs. There’s far too much being said about germs nowadays. I’ve never seen one, and until I do I’ll remain sceptical. " I usually just lick my hands clean unless I poke my finger through the toilet roll. Then I wipe it on the next person I see, pretending to give them a friendly pat on the shoulder | |||
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"The key is to always have chocolate in your pocket to blame the stains on." And never wear white trousers | |||
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"I usually just lick my hands clean unless I poke my finger through the toilet roll. Then I wipe it on the next person I see, pretending to give them a friendly pat on the shoulder " You use toilet roll? Where the fuck did you get that from eh? | |||
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"I usually just lick my hands clean unless I poke my finger through the toilet roll. Then I wipe it on the next person I see, pretending to give them a friendly pat on the shoulder You use toilet roll? Where the fuck did you get that from eh?" Stole it off the back of a truck | |||
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"Rumour has it that Jim brushes his teeth when he goes for a sit down wee
...is that not normal?"Usually it would be, but I've noticed that the garlic puree is rescinding somewhat. | |||
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"Stole it off the back of a truck " I wouldn’t waste it on your arse. Get it on eBay quick, while there’s still a few people about to bid on it. | |||
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"Stole it off the back of a truck I wouldn’t waste it on your arse. Get it on eBay quick, while there’s still a few people about to bid on it. " How much do you reckon I’ll get for it? | |||
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"Stole it off the back of a truck I wouldn’t waste it on your arse. Get it on eBay quick, while there’s still a few people about to bid on it. How much do you reckon I’ll get for it?" It’s a bit stained to be honest | |||
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"Apparently some people are talking about washing their faces with hand sanitiser "I use hand sanitiser in my salads | |||
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Beautiful thread
Not as beautiful as you  "Did you wash your hands before saying that? | |||
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Beautiful thread
Not as beautiful as you
Did you wash your hands before saying that? "I didn’t get any wee on them last time I wiped my fanny, if that counts for anything  | |||
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" I didn’t get any wee on them last time I wiped my fanny, if that counts for anything "Wiped? There you go again with your quaint Scottish traditions. | |||
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"Apparently some people are talking about washing their faces with hand sanitiser
I use hand sanitiser in my salads "Hopefully after you've rubbed your radish  | |||
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Beautiful thread
Not as beautiful as you
Did you wash your hands before saying that?
I didn’t get any wee on them last time I wiped my fanny, if that counts for anything "Christ, that’s hot! | |||
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" I didn’t get any wee on them last time I wiped my fanny, if that counts for anything
Wiped? There you go again with your quaint Scottish traditions. "I’m not wearing any pants and didn’t want any wee trickling down my leg and onto the bed. Duvet isn’t due a change for another nine weeks. | |||
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"Apparently some people are talking about washing their faces with hand sanitiser
I use hand sanitiser in my salads
Hopefully after you've rubbed your radish "Language! | |||
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Beautiful thread
Not as beautiful as you
Did you wash your hands before saying that?
I didn’t get any wee on them last time I wiped my fanny, if that counts for anything
Christ, that’s hot!"Like you. | |||
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Beautiful thread
Not as beautiful as you
Did you wash your hands before saying that?
I didn’t get any wee on them last time I wiped my fanny, if that counts for anything
Christ, that’s hot!
Like you. "Ffs!
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"Or just find someone on Fab to lick your bum hole clean on demand. I doubt it would be that difficult to find a willing licker." Be easier finding this than loo roll... Business idea??? | |||
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"Or just find someone on Fab to lick your bum hole clean on demand. I doubt it would be that difficult to find a willing licker. Be easier finding this than loo roll... Business idea???" Well everyone needs a shit. Take it too the bank and try and get a loan for a small business start up. You'd literally be in the business. | |||
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Beautiful thread
Not as beautiful as you
Did you wash your hands before saying that?
I didn’t get any wee on them last time I wiped my fanny, if that counts for anything
Christ, that’s hot!
Like you.
Ffs!
What’s wrong with you tonight? "Nothing at all | |||
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"I guess it’s really time for me to start washing my hands after I’ve had a shit, huh?" , only you | |||
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"I guess it’s really time for me to start washing my hands after I’ve had a shit, huh? , only you "I’m the only one who’s going to start washing their hands? | |||
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"I guess it’s really time for me to start washing my hands after I’ve had a shit, huh? , only you
I’m the only one who’s going to start washing their hands?"Ffs you losers | |||
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