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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

what would you like, I’ll see if it’s in stock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big thick juicy sausage to nibble on and a dime bar !

Please and thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A big thick juicy sausage to nibble on and a dime bar !

Please and thanks!"

You had sausage the other night

..you can have a dime bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin "

Yes, I have pink gin..tonic madam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have an preaches

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have an preaches

It’s a shop not a service

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

*Don't type cheese, don't type cheese, don't type cheese...

Ermmm, jam roly poly?

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

200 bottles of anti bac hand wash please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin

Yes, I have pink gin..tonic madam

God no. Lemonade !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*Don't type cheese, don't type cheese, don't type cheese...

Ermmm, jam roly poly? "

Sorry Meli, I’m all out of errrmmmm jam roly poly, you can have cheese

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

May I have a huge bag of maltesers and a nice creamy latte please?

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"200 bottles of anti bac hand wash please

Bar of soap for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UHT milk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin

Yes, I have pink gin..tonic madam

God no. Lemonade !"

Ok fussy drawers, I have lemonade

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I have a huge bag of maltesers and a nice creamy latte please?

Jo.Xx "

You may madam

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

A Funny Feet, a Bounty and a copy of 2000AD

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Do you deliver? I'd love a sexy lady to keep K entertained until I get home tomorrow

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"May I have a huge bag of maltesers and a nice creamy latte please?

Jo.Xx

You may madam

Nice one Cheeky, you got any chairs out the back where I can drink and eat quietly.

Jo.Xx

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By *man79Man
over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

Any minstrels and apple tarts ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have an preaches

It’s a shop not a service

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I'm being serious I need peach stones for the kids school garden and no where has them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some orange Fanta please and wotsits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some sanity failing that a bottle of caption Morgan's spiced run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Box of balloons

With the feather-light touch

Pack of party-p0ppers

That pop in the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any Lotus biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"UHT milk

I’ve got gallons of the stuff here in my shop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Funny Feet, a Bounty and a copy of 2000AD

I’ve got a bounty for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you deliver? I'd love a sexy lady to keep K entertained until I get home tomorrow

One blow up doll in the post to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you stock cheeky cuddles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2.4mx15mmx15mm aluminium L trim

20x M5 panhead self tapping screws in stainless steel

Black silicon sealant.

Mitre block.

Booby hug.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"A Funny Feet, a Bounty and a copy of 2000AD

I’ve got a bounty for you

Thank you x A shop without Funny feet though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Service is terrible here. I've had to go to B&Q for my booby hug...

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

A packet of drumstick squashies and world peace.

Oh and a tin of coconut oil for my curry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Service is terrible here. I've had to go to B&Q for my booby hug..."

I’ve been on my lunch break. I put a closed sign up

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Service is terrible here. I've had to go to B&Q for my booby hug...

I’ve been on my lunch break. I put a closed sign up

I can confirm that cheeky has been out the back having 'lunch'!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A packet of drumstick squashies and world peace.

Oh and a tin of coconut oil for my curry. "

No biscuits kinky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Service is terrible here. I've had to go to B&Q for my booby hug...

I’ve been on my lunch break. I put a closed sign up

I can confirm that cheeky has been out the back having 'lunch'!

Jo.Xx "

I told you not to tell Jo

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"A packet of drumstick squashies and world peace.

Oh and a tin of coconut oil for my curry.

No biscuits kinky

My spare bedroom is currently stockpiled full of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got any Fudge Brownies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large bar of galaxy please Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A packet of drumstick squashies and world peace.

Oh and a tin of coconut oil for my curry.

No biscuits kinky

My spare bedroom is currently stockpiled full of them

I hope there’s room for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got any Fudge Brownies? "

I’ve got those and freshly baked in my toaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldnt mind some loo roll if you have any, and maybe some pasta too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A large bar of galaxy please Cheeky "

Here you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldnt mind some loo roll if you have any, and maybe some pasta too?"

Out you go sir

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"A packet of drumstick squashies and world peace.

Oh and a tin of coconut oil for my curry.

No biscuits kinky

My spare bedroom is currently stockpiled full of them

I hope there’s room for me

No, it’s choc-a-block! You’ll have to share mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A packet of drumstick squashies and world peace.

Oh and a tin of coconut oil for my curry.

No biscuits kinky

My spare bedroom is currently stockpiled full of them

I hope there’s room for me

Ok, I like most of the bed though

No, it’s choc-a-block! You’ll have to share mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A packet of drumstick squashies and world peace.

Oh and a tin of coconut oil for my curry.

No biscuits kinky

My spare bedroom is currently stockpiled full of them

I hope there’s room for me

Ok, I like most of the bed though

No, it’s choc-a-block! You’ll have to share mine

I’ve written in the wrong place

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"A packet of drumstick squashies and world peace.

Oh and a tin of coconut oil for my curry.

No biscuits kinky

My spare bedroom is currently stockpiled full of them

I hope there’s room for me

Ok, I like most of the bed though

No, it’s choc-a-block! You’ll have to share mine

I’ve written in the wrong place

Flustered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A packet of drumstick squashies and world peace.

Oh and a tin of coconut oil for my curry.

No biscuits kinky

My spare bedroom is currently stockpiled full of them

I hope there’s room for me

Ok, I like most of the bed though

No, it’s choc-a-block! You’ll have to share mine

I’ve written in the wrong place

Flustered

I got a bit over excited there kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldnt mind some loo roll if you have any, and maybe some pasta too?

Out you go sir

Oh ok then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paracetamol please

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Service is terrible here. I've had to go to B&Q for my booby hug...

I’ve been on my lunch break. I put a closed sign up

I can confirm that cheeky has been out the back having 'lunch'!

Jo.Xx

I told you not to tell Jo

Ooops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got any Fudge Brownies?

I’ve got those and freshly baked in my toaster

I’ll be round in 10 with the squirt cream!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldnt mind some loo roll if you have any, and maybe some pasta too?

Out you go sir

Oh ok then

The only loo roll I have is on my body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have a bag of wine gums please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Paracetamol please"

Bottle of water to go with those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldnt mind some loo roll if you have any, and maybe some pasta too?

Out you go sir

Oh ok then

The only loo roll I have is on my body

Wouldnt mind taking that off you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Service is terrible here. I've had to go to B&Q for my booby hug...

I’ve been on my lunch break. I put a closed sign up

I can confirm that cheeky has been out the back having 'lunch'!

Jo.Xx

I told you not to tell Jo

Ooops!

I don’t think anyone’s seen, so it’s ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got any Fudge Brownies?

I’ve got those and freshly baked in my toaster

I’ll be round in 10 with the squirt cream!

I better unplug the toaster first

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

A couple of cases of IPA, a load of large packs of biltong, beef jerky and pork scratchings and a large pineapple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what would you like, I’ll see if it’s in stock

Hello shop keeper, have you got a super soaker 2000?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Service here is terrible, where is my cheeky cuddle, I ordered it ages ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the dime bar, but now I really am ready for that sausage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for the dime bar, but now I really am ready for that sausage!

Cumberland ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what would you like, I’ll see if it’s in stock

Filett of fish please and two jugs of milk

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Can I have 20 Lambert and butler coz I think I need to start smoking again after I've been to the shops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what would you like, I’ll see if it’s in stock

2 from the top and one from the bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the biggest box of jelly babies you have? Bassetts only, please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I have a bag of wine gums please

Yes, here’s the last bag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A couple of cases of IPA, a load of large packs of biltong, beef jerky and pork scratchings and a large pineapple. "

I have the pineapple, shakes the tree for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what would you like, I’ll see if it’s in stock

Hello shop keeper, have you got a super soaker 2000?

I do indeed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Service here is terrible, where is my cheeky cuddle, I ordered it ages ago

Sorry Chick, here’s a big cuddle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have 20 Lambert and butler coz I think I need to start smoking again after I've been to the shops

It’s nice in my shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you sell beer cheeky? If so I'll have a 6 pack of whatever please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for the dime bar, but now I really am ready for that sausage!

Cumberland ok?"

Too spicy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what would you like, I’ll see if it’s in stock

Filett of fish please and two jugs of milk "

No fish in here, here’s your milk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you sell beer cheeky? If so I'll have a 6 pack of whatever please

6 pack of water coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you sell beer cheeky? If so I'll have a 6 pack of whatever please

6 pack of water coming up

Lol do rightly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get some popcorn a tub of rum and raisin ice cream please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you sell beer cheeky? If so I'll have a 6 pack of whatever please

6 pack of water coming up

Lol do rightly

You can have a 6 pack,of loo roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Service here is terrible, where is my cheeky cuddle, I ordered it ages ago

Sorry Chick, here’s a big cuddle

Ahh, it was worth the wait

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

An energy drink please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you stock sick notes? I’d love a year off work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What can I have? Surprise me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what would you like, I’ll see if it’s in stock

A lingering cuddle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got any Fudge Brownies?

I’ve got those and freshly baked in my toaster

I’ll be round in 10 with the squirt cream!

I better unplug the toaster first

Unplugged that toaster now... I can bring other things to go with the brownies and squirty cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you stock sick notes? I’d love a year off work

I’ve just ran out of those

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A bar of Fry’s Creme please cheeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fork 'andles..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fork 'andles.."

All out of those sir

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