FabSwingers.com forum: Mr Bants FAB UK Tour

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was having a chat with wildblonde69 yesterday and it came up (as a joke) that I'm gonna go for a road trip on my bike this summer. Take in all the sights and visit some lovely FAB women.

So come and tell me what sights I should see and who I should visit on my tour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid Manchester, it’s just full of Mancs, overpriced beer and rain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno, I live too close to comment on things around here, it wouldn't be much of a road trip

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dunno, I live too close to comment on things around here, it wouldn't be much of a road trip

You're quite close to me. You can be a regular stop!

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Avoid Manchester, it’s just full of Mancs, overpriced beer and rain

I’ve heard in Manchester you have to wear a parka and walk like a pissed up chimp wearing a nappy full of porridge to fit in, but I could be wrong.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avoid Manchester, it’s just full of Mancs, overpriced beer and rain

I’ve heard in Manchester you have to wear a parka and walk like a pissed up chimp wearing a nappy full of porridge to fit in, but I could be wrong....."

Sounds about right, only I don’t own a parka or walk like a pissed up chimp, I must be in the minority

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

St Andrews

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"St Andrews

Take me 10 mins to get there! How regular would you like that visit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well so far, I'm going to Fife and avoiding Manchester!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Devon is nice

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By *randmrsmanchesterCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Avoid Manchester, it’s just full of Mancs, overpriced beer and rain

This is true. Its not that bad though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avoid Manchester, it’s just full of Mancs, overpriced beer and rain

This is true. Its not that bad though.

I know it’s not but I’m a manc in manc land so I can get away with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Devon is nice

*adds Devon to the list*

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Don't come to Norfolk. Nothing here ask the guys that are here

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Don't come to Norfolk. Nothing here ask the guys that are here

She’s right. Great if you like a six fingered hand job though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't come to Norfolk. Nothing here ask the guys that are here

She’s right. Great if you like a six fingered hand job though

I'll get that in Fife too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop around to mine.

Bring the towel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pop around to mine.

Bring the towel.

The list is growing.x

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Lol depends what you’re doing on this tour of yours? London is always welcoming for a friendly northern face

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Avoid Manchester, it’s just full of Mancs, overpriced beer and rain

Bullshit! Definitely visit Manchester, its got plenty of fun to be had and an open invite from this hotwife for a sexy Scotsman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol depends what you’re doing on this tour of yours? London is always welcoming for a friendly northern face

Seeing the sights...meeting new people...gaining veris

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Ireland is definitely worth a visit

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Lol depends what you’re doing on this tour of yours? London is always welcoming for a friendly northern face

Seeing the sights...meeting new people...gaining veris

Sounds like a good plan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ireland is definitely worth a visit

Theres a chance I wont come home. Might leave Ireland to last.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol depends what you’re doing on this tour of yours? London is always welcoming for a friendly northern face

Seeing the sights...meeting new people...gaining veris

Sounds like a good plan

Have you room under the stairs?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ireland is definitely worth a visit

Theres a chance I wont come home. Might leave Ireland to last.

Ohh really

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ireland is definitely worth a visit

Theres a chance I wont come home. Might leave Ireland to last.

Ohh really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"St Andrews

Take me 10 mins to get there! How regular would you like that visit?"

Every day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"St Andrews

Take me 10 mins to get there! How regular would you like that visit?

Every day

Haha...let me know when you're meeting again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come this way, plenty to see here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come this way, plenty to see here

*adds sparkles to the list*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come this way, plenty to see here

*adds sparkles to the list*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Somethin bout the West Coast

It makes me wanna ride

Shake it Westside

Throw ya hands up, let's ride'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Somethin bout the West Coast

It makes me wanna ride

Shake it Westside

Throw ya hands up, let's ride'"

You're a mad loon but there is no way I'm going on a road trip and not coming to see you MIA!

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

Milton Keynes has sky diving ski slopes bowling cinema and most importantly moi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Milton Keynes has sky diving ski slopes bowling cinema and most importantly moi

Ach I've got all that up here....except for you of course!

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Milton Keynes has sky diving ski slopes bowling cinema and most importantly moi

Ach I've got all that up here....except for you of course!

Ofcourse but I’d make it worthy of a tourist trap visit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Milton Keynes has sky diving ski slopes bowling cinema and most importantly moi

Ach I've got all that up here....except for you of course!

Ofcourse but I’d make it worthy of a tourist trap visit "

Haha...well that sounds a delight! I shall Milton Keynes to my list of destinations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has being on page one done anything for you!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has being on page one done anything for you!?"

It's made me smile! Havent received any messages because of it!x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has being on page one done anything for you!?

It's made me smile! Havent received any messages because of it!x"

Well that’s a bit shit and pointless.

I’ve met 3 of the guys I’ve slept with from them being on men’s hotpics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has being on page one done anything for you!?

It's made me smile! Havent received any messages because of it!x

Well that’s a bit shit and pointless.

I’ve met 3 of the guys I’ve slept with from them being on men’s hotpics. "

You can make me your fourth when I pop into Wales on my wee tour!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok...so I went out today for a 7 mile walk with my dog and I've decided I'm actually going to do this. Well, the UK tour on my bike part anyway.

Thinking of travelling right down the east coast, take the south coast over to the west then make my way back up the west coast.

Looking at 5/6 days in June. Just me, my bike and a back pack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s my birthday in June and I’m going to junction 2 in London, if it’s still going ahead!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

There's a few of us in Shrewsbury

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s my birthday in June and I’m going to junction 2 in London, if it’s still going ahead!"

It's also my birthday in June! I'll check my offshore rota and get dates sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

** Cough Cough **

"It’s my birthday in June and I’m going to junction 2 in London, if it’s still going ahead!

It's also my birthday in June! I'll check my offshore rota and get dates sorted."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"** Cough Cough **

It’s my birthday in June and I’m going to junction 2 in London, if it’s still going ahead!

It's also my birthday in June! I'll check my offshore rota and get dates sorted."

Threesome with Carmen and Annie? Hmmm.....interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Devon is nice

Drop into Dorset on route I live very close to the best beach in the country!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"** Cough Cough **

It’s my birthday in June and I’m going to junction 2 in London, if it’s still going ahead!

It's also my birthday in June! I'll check my offshore rota and get dates sorted.

Threesome with Carmen and Annie? Hmmm.....interesting

Tur tut Mr Bants tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do what you're told Mr. Bants get the surf board out

"Devon is nice

Drop into Dorset on route I live very close to the best beach in the country! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was having a chat with wildblonde69 yesterday and it came up (as a joke) that I'm gonna go for a road trip on my bike this summer. Take in all the sights and visit some lovely FAB women.

So come and tell me what sights I should see and who I should visit on my tour!

Petrol station a good start

Not me... unless you bring a woman

Hadrians wall ... he won’t be there nor will his wife .

Good luck on your adventure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck on your adventures mate

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

If you're coming back via the West coast of Scotland...oban's not worth a visit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you're coming back via the West coast of Scotland...oban's not worth a visit."

I've been to oban on my bike a few times. Thought it was nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should definitely come to the home of Brewing, Pickle and Marmite, love it or hate it, you will never forget it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should definitely come to the home of Brewing, Pickle and Marmite, love it or hate it, you will never forget it!

Oh you're on the list!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

The Lincolnshire Wolds has some stunning views

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

"If you're coming back via the West coast of Scotland...oban's not worth a visit.

I've been to oban on my bike a few times. Thought it was nice.

Depends on the weather!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd love to take the campervan on a fabtour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just bringing this back to life! Clearly the dates probably wont happen now with this stupid virus. If not later this year then hopefully it'll be a plan for next summer!

Now then, who is providing accommodation and breakfast in bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lust city definitely

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Well I am known for putting on a good spread.

The sights here are a sight for sore eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll book you in for March.. Please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Torquay is worth a visit i have a fridge now and beer in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come and vist me and i will feed you laverbread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come and vist me and i will feed you laverbread

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i will and thankyou

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Essex has one or two attractions...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come and vist me and i will feed you laverbread

What is laverbread?

All these offers of food, I'm gonna end up fat. Hopefully there will be plenty cardio sessions to balance this out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Essex has one or two attractions...

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colchester has a zoo and a castle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"St Andrews

Take me 10 mins to get there! How regular would you like that visit?

Every day

Haha...let me know when you're meeting again!

Now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"St Andrews

Take me 10 mins to get there! How regular would you like that visit?

Every day

Haha...let me know when you're meeting again!

Now

Grow that hair in first! I just cant at present!

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

cannot accomodate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"cannot accomodate "

I'll arrange a hotel in Bedford then!

At least you wont have to worry about making me breakfast

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I hear Cornwall's nice at this time of year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chinese and beers in Hampshire

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Haha only just seen this thread, that conversation feels like years ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chinese and beers in Hampshire "

Hampshire was always on my list after our rap battles!

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"cannot accomodate

I'll arrange a hotel in Bedford then!

At least you wont have to worry about making me breakfast"

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Microbrewery tour in East London? I'll kick your ass at pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"St Andrews

Take me 10 mins to get there! How regular would you like that visit?

Every day

Haha...let me know when you're meeting again!

Now

Grow that hair in first! I just cant at present!

It’s a lot longer now! POF says it’s too long to cum on now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha only just seen this thread, that conversation feels like years ago

As long as Berkshire is still on my list!

It was your idea after all.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"St Andrews

Take me 10 mins to get there! How regular would you like that visit?

Every day

Haha...let me know when you're meeting again!

Now

Grow that hair in first! I just cant at present!

It’s a lot longer now! POF says it’s too long to cum on now

Let me know when its shoulder length!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"St Andrews

Take me 10 mins to get there! How regular would you like that visit?

Every day

Haha...let me know when you're meeting again!

Now

Grow that hair in first! I just cant at present!

It’s a lot longer now! POF says it’s too long to cum on now

Let me know when its shoulder length!

You were keen to meet before, and it was nowhere near shoulder length

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"St Andrews

Take me 10 mins to get there! How regular would you like that visit?

Every day

Haha...let me know when you're meeting again!

Now

Grow that hair in first! I just cant at present!

It’s a lot longer now! POF says it’s too long to cum on now

Let me know when its shoulder length!

You were keen to meet before, and it was nowhere near shoulder length

There was still something though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come and vist me and i will feed you laverbread

What is laverbread?

All these offers of food, I'm gonna end up fat. Hopefully there will be plenty cardio sessions to balance this out!

Its sea, looks like dark green slim but its tasty..just dont smile showing your teeth after it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come and vist me and i will feed you laverbread

What is laverbread?

All these offers of food, I'm gonna end up fat. Hopefully there will be plenty cardio sessions to balance this out!

Its sea, looks like dark green slim but its tasty..just dont smile showing your teeth after it lol

Sounds strange but I wouldn't say no!x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cannot accomodate

I'll arrange a hotel in Bedford then!

At least you wont have to worry about making me breakfast"

I’m not far from there. Can kill two birds with one stone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balmedie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just bringing this back to life! Clearly the dates probably wont happen now with this stupid virus. If not later this year then hopefully it'll be a plan for next summer!

Now then, who is providing accommodation and breakfast in bed?

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Offer retracted, you dont do gingers, unless they are married!

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Just bringing this back to life! Clearly the dates probably wont happen now with this stupid virus. If not later this year then hopefully it'll be a plan for next summer!

Now then, who is providing accommodation and breakfast in bed?

Offer retracted, you dont do gingers, unless they are married!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just bringing this back to life! Clearly the dates probably wont happen now with this stupid virus. If not later this year then hopefully it'll be a plan for next summer!

Now then, who is providing accommodation and breakfast in bed?

Offer retracted, you dont do gingers, unless they are married!"

Married or not, they would have to exceptional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just bringing this back to life! Clearly the dates probably wont happen now with this stupid virus. If not later this year then hopefully it'll be a plan for next summer!

Now then, who is providing accommodation and breakfast in bed?

Offer retracted, you dont do gingers, unless they are married!

Married or not, they would have to exceptional"

Well that definitely rules me out then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"cannot accomodate

I'll arrange a hotel in Bedford then!

At least you wont have to worry about making me breakfast

I’m not far from there. Can kill two birds with one stone

Should I stay 2 nights down that way or have you both round for a threesome?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cannot accomodate

I'll arrange a hotel in Bedford then!

At least you wont have to worry about making me breakfast

I’m not far from there. Can kill two birds with one stone

Should I stay 2 nights down that way or have you both round for a threesome?!

We shall consult and get back to you on that.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Well I am known for putting on a good spread.

The sights here are a sight for sore eyes."

Bants...if the spread is not to your liking..I do take special requests. We aim to please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I am known for putting on a good spread.

The sights here are a sight for sore eyes.

Bants...if the spread is not to your liking..I do take special requests. We aim to please

I'd be happy with a bacon and fried egg roll in the morning after a night in your bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sure there is a challenge for you to complete in Dorset!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m sure there is a challenge for you to complete in Dorset!!

Right enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you’re going to be a tired Mr Bants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you’re going to be a tired Mr Bants

I'm gonna need a holiday to recover!

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

I have a caravan you can borrow to stay in. Just make sure you don't leave any mess on the sheets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a caravan you can borrow to stay in. Just make sure you don't leave any mess on the sheets

Will you be joining me?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Well I am known for putting on a good spread.

The sights here are a sight for sore eyes.

Bants...if the spread is not to your liking..I do take special requests. We aim to please

I'd be happy with a bacon and fried egg roll in the morning after a night in your bed!

In this case Bants, I may have to insist on breakfast in bed

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Essex has one or two attractions...

There one here who has her hands up too

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I have a caravan you can borrow to stay in. Just make sure you don't leave any mess on the sheets

Will you be joining me?"

No because you already told me you don't do married women or at least not this one

We are very much in the friends zone although I may send you pics from time to time to show you what you are missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worcester can be a nice place to visit

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Come and visit us and we can show you some beautiful sights. We live in AONB and I also make a lush carrot cake.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

After _orthern stars get on the A1 down to us, we’re off at the Grantham junction. MrsHotNotts loves a Scottish accent and we will show you the Peak District , great for bikes.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"After _orthern stars get on the A1 down to us, we’re off at the Grantham junction. MrsHotNotts loves a Scottish accent and we will show you the Peak District , great for bikes."

We can bring him down the A1, and all share the delights

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over a year ago

"Essex has one or two attractions...

There one here who has her hands up too

Gobby, there is no way I'm travelling the UK and not coming to meet you!!

You can even hitch a ride with me to Busty's!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Worcester can be a nice place to visit

I think I would Worcester very much!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a caravan you can borrow to stay in. Just make sure you don't leave any mess on the sheets

Will you be joining me?

No because you already told me you don't do married women or at least not this one

We are very much in the friends zone although I may send you pics from time to time to show you what you are missing

Oh I can do married women as long as the hubby doesn't want to join in or watch!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

We’re not far from Worcester - could meet for a cuppa to break up the journey? (Children are home). We can talk about Aberdeen & Dundee - loves we both love

J x

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"After _orthern stars get on the A1 down to us, we’re off at the Grantham junction. MrsHotNotts loves a Scottish accent and we will show you the Peak District , great for bikes.

We can bring him down the A1, and all share the delights "

You know you have our delights anytime , you don’t need some Scottish fella as an excuse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After _orthern stars get on the A1 down to us, we’re off at the Grantham junction. MrsHotNotts loves a Scottish accent and we will show you the Peak District , great for bikes.

We can bring him down the A1, and all share the delights

You know you have our delights anytime , you don’t need some Scottish fella as an excuse

"Some Scottish fella"

This is Mr Bants ya know....not just any Scottish fella!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worcester can be a nice place to visit

I think I would Worcester very much!

Pop and say Hi, I’ll give you a warm welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Worcester can be a nice place to visit

I think I would Worcester very much!

Pop and say Hi, I’ll give you a warm welcome

What's for breakfast?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just bringing this back to life! Clearly the dates probably wont happen now with this stupid virus. If not later this year then hopefully it'll be a plan for next summer!

Now then, who is providing accommodation and breakfast in bed?

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how do u like your eggs lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chinese and beers in Hampshire

Hampshire was always on my list after our rap battles!

Fantastic! I’ll take you to the local library to brush up on that poetry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just bringing this back to life! Clearly the dates probably wont happen now with this stupid virus. If not later this year then hopefully it'll be a plan for next summer!

Now then, who is providing accommodation and breakfast in bed?

how do u like your eggs lol x"

Sunny side up and runny!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chinese and beers in Hampshire

Hampshire was always on my list after our rap battles!

Fantastic! I’ll take you to the local library to brush up on that poetry

Library?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worcester can be a nice place to visit

I think I would Worcester very much!

Pop and say Hi, I’ll give you a warm welcome

What's for breakfast?!

Whatever takes your fancy

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"After _orthern stars get on the A1 down to us, we’re off at the Grantham junction. MrsHotNotts loves a Scottish accent and we will show you the Peak District , great for bikes.

We can bring him down the A1, and all share the delights

You know you have our delights anytime , you don’t need some Scottish fella as an excuse

"Some Scottish fella"

This is Mr Bants ya know....not just any Scottish fella!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Worcester can be a nice place to visit

I think I would Worcester very much!

Pop and say Hi, I’ll give you a warm welcome

What's for breakfast?!

Whatever takes your fancy

Well you seem to be taking my fancy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

RRRRAAAAAAAH

MON THEN.....ILL FIGHT YA YA BUNCH OF ARSEHOLES. IM PURE WELL HARD!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Just bringing this back to life! Clearly the dates probably wont happen now with this stupid virus. If not later this year then hopefully it'll be a plan for next summer!

Now then, who is providing accommodation and breakfast in bed?

Offer retracted, you dont do gingers, unless they are married!

Ohh Jebus I forgot about this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Brought it back to life because of the unsuccessful uk tour thread yesterday!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Brought it back to life because of the unsuccessful uk tour thread yesterday!"

Bring twiglets and I'll let ya stop off round the Dudley area.

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over a year ago

"Brought it back to life because of the unsuccessful uk tour thread yesterday!

Bring twiglets and I'll let ya stop off round the Dudley area.

Done deal....do you have dip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come to the Dorset seaside!!!

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

I was going to suggest a few places.. then I realised your from DD/ABZ too.

What bike have you got, I’ll keep and eye out for you.

Black CBR650F here with a skull design helmet

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Brought it back to life because of the unsuccessful uk tour thread yesterday!

Bring twiglets and I'll let ya stop off round the Dudley area.

Done deal....do you have dip?

I may have a honey hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can pitch your tent in my garden

not much of a roadtrip for you though and possibly in the wrong direction

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come to the Dorset seaside!!!

Your profile gave me a jolly good chuckle!

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over a year ago

"Brought it back to life because of the unsuccessful uk tour thread yesterday!

Bring twiglets and I'll let ya stop off round the Dudley area.

Done deal....do you have dip?

I may have a honey hole

Can I dip my twiglet?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Brought it back to life because of the unsuccessful uk tour thread yesterday!

Bring twiglets and I'll let ya stop off round the Dudley area.

Done deal....do you have dip?

I may have a honey hole

Can I dip my twiglet?"

As long as it's fresh n crunchy, not soggy n stale.

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over a year ago

"Brought it back to life because of the unsuccessful uk tour thread yesterday!

Bring twiglets and I'll let ya stop off round the Dudley area.

Done deal....do you have dip?

I may have a honey hole

Can I dip my twiglet?

As long as it's fresh n crunchy, not soggy n stale."

Its rock hard and fresh....but not crunchy!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Brought it back to life because of the unsuccessful uk tour thread yesterday!

Bring twiglets and I'll let ya stop off round the Dudley area.

Done deal....do you have dip?

I may have a honey hole

Can I dip my twiglet?

As long as it's fresh n crunchy, not soggy n stale.

Its rock hard and fresh....but not crunchy!

My teeth will be the judge of that

Incoming!.....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Brought it back to life because of the unsuccessful uk tour thread yesterday!"

You know you're welcome to dip your breadstick into this Greater Manchester-based dip selection. FAF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brought it back to life because of the unsuccessful uk tour thread yesterday!"

You’ve done the classic man thing of ignoring a mans comment to quote the ladies tut tut

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over a year ago

"Brought it back to life because of the unsuccessful uk tour thread yesterday!

You’ve done the classic man thing of ignoring a mans comment to quote the ladies tut tut "

Theres other men on here?!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Brought it back to life because of the unsuccessful uk tour thread yesterday!

You’ve done the classic man thing of ignoring a mans comment to quote the ladies tut tut

Theres other men on here?!

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over a year ago

"Brought it back to life because of the unsuccessful uk tour thread yesterday!

You’ve done the classic man thing of ignoring a mans comment to quote the ladies tut tut

Theres other men on here?!

Who said that?

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Brought it back to life because of the unsuccessful uk tour thread yesterday!

You’ve done the classic man thing of ignoring a mans comment to quote the ladies tut tut

Theres other men on here?!

Who said that?"

Me silly goose

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

West coast of Ireland if you have never been Mr Bangs, been around the world but not much beats it, as for ladies I think you'll find some very interesting potential meets over there

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'll lay legs akimbo in front of the Liver building for you Mr Bants

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"West coast of Ireland if you have never been Mr Bangs, been around the world but not much beats it, as for ladies I think you'll find some very interesting potential meets over there"

And I was sure I'd proof read that, oh well maybe a name change is in order Mr Bants

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’d forgotten all about this

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'll lay legs akimbo in front of the Liver building for you Mr Bants

Oooooooo you'll catch your death on Pier Head, our Lacey

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'll lay legs akimbo in front of the Liver building for you Mr Bants

Oooooooo you'll catch your death on Pier Head, our Lacey

We're hardy up here

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'll lay legs akimbo in front of the Liver building for you Mr Bants

Oooooooo you'll catch your death on Pier Head, our Lacey

We're hardy up here

Up? You're a little bit down geographically compared to our location

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Did it happen???

Was it fab fun??

You might need to rearrange this for 2022 Mr Bants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did it happen???

Was it fab fun??

You might need to rearrange this for 2022 Mr Bants

Nah this bloody covid ruined it for me. I'm determined to do the bike tour one day though....as for meeting up with all you lovely fabsters.....well who knows?!

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