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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

You find an afternoon stroll round Booths* sexy....

Over to you

*Other supermarkets are available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have to use the banister to actually pull yourself up the stairs.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Your arm is no longer long enough to hold your phone far enough away to read the text.

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By *ondongreg79Man
over a year ago

london

The chancellor of the exchequer was in the year below you at school

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"You find an afternoon stroll round Booths* sexy....

Over to you

*Other supermarkets are available

I love Booths. They have a great selection of teas and also wines. Sadly don’t have them down here

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

When u watch life insurance adverts and think I’d like that pen ..

Or looking at shoes in a shop and thinking mmmmm they look comfy

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"When you have to use the banister to actually pull yourself up the stairs. "

With my grey hair and blue eyes, I look a site pulling myself up by the banister

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By *om Tom 1969Man
over a year ago

liverpool

You 'Have a fall' rather then just falling over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start something but forget to fin

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"When you have to use the banister to actually pull yourself up the stairs. "

I've had to use the bannister since the age of 31

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when nhs staff / doctors and police officers all look young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You tear your back muscles sitting up in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my twenties I did my back in carrying heavy weights. 3 weeks ago I did it in when I got startled by the toaster popping up.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

U take viagra just to have a wank

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

When you use Compare The Market for an insurance quote and SAGA is the top option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You remember the Rolling Stones looking young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you step off the bed and you tear your calf muscle

(Mrs) x

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

When the highlight of your day is eating trifle.

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

You know all the songs on Pick of the Pops

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,

"U take viagra just to have a wank

Can't take Viagra have to rely on Cialis and we know how long that lasts

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

When you have heard it all before. You know (got the t shirt)..blah blah blah yep of course you are different from all the other nobs

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By *ussD1Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

You remember Jimmy S as a good guy..............,, yeah, me either, never let’s be fair.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"In my twenties I did my back in carrying heavy weights. 3 weeks ago I did it in when I got startled by the toaster popping up. "

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I bent over to pick something up from the last but one stair earlier and lost my balance and fell down them.

Thank feck it was only two stairs. I’m getting doddery!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have to cut your nose and ear hair , more than the hair on your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't know, I'm actually Peter Pan

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"You know all the songs on Pick of the Pops "

Or conversely when you don't have a clue what any of the songs in the current Top 40 are!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"You know all the songs on Pick of the Pops

Or conversely when you don't have a clue what any of the songs in the current Top 40 are!!

This is us

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

"You know all the songs on Pick of the Pops

Or conversely when you don't have a clue what any of the songs in the current Top 40 are!!

This is us

Yes

And you don’t want to know either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start sitting down to pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get your thirteen year old daughter to do your make up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What used to be a pitching wedge is now a 7 iron

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Radio 2 plays better music than radio 1

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By *cedGemsWoman
over a year ago

South West Wales ;-)

Fabbers are younger than your eldest child

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

You hear a golden oldie from 20 years ago on the radio and think it's far too modern for your liking. Happens to me frequently. Luke

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By *pecialK88Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

When you cant stand up without making a groaning noise

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

When you can’t be arsed to go clubbing to socialise with all the hot ladies!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Those Sloggi briefs you can virtually tuck into your bra look a really comfortable knickers option

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

When you need an afternoon nap that lasts a couple of hours.

Jo.Xx

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I was genuinely annoyed I didn't get a chance to go to B&Q today, what has happened to me?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When you need an afternoon nap that lasts a couple of hours.

Jo.Xx "

When the word "nap" sounds sexy

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Radio 2 plays better music than radio 1 "

Radio 2 has got MUCH better now Gary Davies is featured more heavily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your little cousin looks at the playstation 2 and goes it's old and must be rubbish.

Broke my heart.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

When your kid tells you "No one sends emails anymore, mum!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im I know im old when im near to qualifying for over 50s life insurance lol

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Your balls slap the water in the toilet bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know all the songs on Pick of the Pops

Or conversely when you don't have a clue what any of the songs in the current Top 40 are!!

I've been old for 30 years...

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

When your daughter reminds you your correct age!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your 7 year old tells the whole pub its your birthday and then everyone starts singing happy birthday to you in front of friends you've known since you was a teenager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when your getting old when you think you’ve still got it

But can’t remember where you put it

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

When you accidentally fall in the street because you're a dozy pillock preoccupied with something else. Then acouple of people look worried thinking you've broken something and say... "You OK mister?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When all your get up and go has got up and gone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When all your get up and go has got up and gone...

My get up and go rolls over and presses the snooze button

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"When you need an afternoon nap that lasts a couple of hours.

Jo.Xx

When the word "nap" sounds sexy

I'm sure it does coming from those lips.

Jo.Xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You get told that you're "ageing" on your last birthday

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

when someone says your no spring chicken

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

You remember life before mobile phones existed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you remember a time before google, and being told you where going to get the yellow pages across the head was a scary threat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you buy new pillows and can’t wait to get into bed just to lay down on them.. that’s me today

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When you buy new pillows and can’t wait to get into bed just to lay down on them.. that’s me today"

I looked at a quilt, an actual quilt yesterday and thought ooh that looks cosy

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake"

And you have to do a risk assessment before you light them

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

and when you realize your now 55

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you are worried about going back to using Izal because of panic buying and knowing what it is

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

When the spring has gone from your "boing" so you can't do a video

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When the spring has gone from your "boing" so you can't do a video

Ahh..Less of a "boing" and more of a "flump"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you'd rather stay in than go out.....

When you don't like driving in the dark.

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By *rssexy mrbitvCouple
over a year ago

Antrim

But remember Birthdays are good for you

The more you have the longer you live

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"When the spring has gone from your "boing" so you can't do a video

Ahh..Less of a "boing" and more of a "flump"

Kick a man when he's down why don't you?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When the spring has gone from your "boing" so you can't do a video

Ahh..Less of a "boing" and more of a "flump"

Kick a man when he's down why don't you?

I'm partial to a Flump

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By *OXO2018Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

When you go to bed at 9 o'clock

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

When you have to trim your ears more than you shave

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

When you go to bed at the time you used to go out ..... and get up at the time you used to come in

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

When you wake up in an unfamiliar room and the only other person says, ‘Time you went home - you slept through the orgy and it finished six hours ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You remember life before mobile phones existed"

Happy times

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When you know the bus driver, and he/she waits for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start using just for men

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When you know the bus driver, and he/she waits for you

Hahaha this one made me smile

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By *untime77xxMan
over a year ago

birmingham

When you get socks and pants for Christmas

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By *ingAlMan
over a year ago

hereford

When you start getting called "young man"

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"When the spring has gone from your "boing" so you can't do a video

Ahh..Less of a "boing" and more of a "flump"

Kick a man when he's down why don't you?

I'm partial to a Flump

Oh nice redeem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a disco nap just gives you a taste for more sleep rather than hitting the town.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have more hair in your ears or nose than on your head.

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

When your back makes a groan without you having to move your lips

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By *mworthit156Man
over a year ago

South Glos_Bristol

When your back goes out more than you do...

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When you get socks and pants for Christmas "

And you think "Ooh , they'll come in handy!"

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can't get up without making an attractive groaning sound

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"When you can't get up without making an attractive groaning sound

when you can’t sit down without making an attractive groaning sound!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

When you go to a swinging party and end up finding a lovely comfy couch to sit on and opt for that over playing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You take half a viagra so you dont pee on your shoes

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"When you can't get up without making an attractive groaning sound

Judging by your photo of 6th March, I’d say you were a long way from that happening yet, but I’m sure all your groaning sounds are very attractive.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

When you take those first few steps when you get out of bed on a morning and everything is stiff and achy.

Mrs

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Your left and right knee become your good knee and bad knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start enjoying listening to Popmaster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you watch a horror movie and see annoying teenagers getting murdered and you identify with the killer ??

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When you go to bed at 9 o'clock

9pm is a late night for me these days

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

To be fair, Booths is pretty erotic.

A cardigan has become daily wear for me. Definitely getting on now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you take your bra off and leave indentations in the shag pile

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

"In my twenties I did my back in carrying heavy weights. 3 weeks ago I did it in when I got startled by the toaster popping up. "

This, cannot even scroll down to read the rest of the thread....made my morning

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

When I hear a trailer fo Moneybox on Radio 4 and I think "That's sounds really interesting. I should listen to that."

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"When you go to bed at the time you used to go out ..... and get up at the time you used to come in

This is so me lately x

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Walking for a few yards provides enough creaks and sounds for a disturbing horror theme tune.

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

When you can no longer read the ingredients on food packaging

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"When you take those first few steps when you get out of bed on a morning and everything is stiff and achy.

Mrs"

You shouldn't get out of bed if one part of your anatomy is stiff

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By *ayTVTV/TS
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

When you are watching porn and you think to yourself "Now that looks a comfy bed"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you know who the flower pot men are

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By *ullseyeantMan
over a year ago

Manchester

The government put you in isolation for 4 months

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

[Removed by poster at 15/03/20 14:05:39]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You still think 1990 was three quarters of an hour ago

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"when you know who the flower pot men are

Or you've w*ed yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when you know who the flower pot men are

Or you've w*ed yourself

"
lil w#eeeeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

90s music is on the golden hour

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By *ingerie whoreTV/TS
over a year ago

kirk hammerton

Your underwear comes from shops that are no longer around

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By *abat40xWoman
over a year ago

North Lincolnshire

You need an afternoon kip after your roast dinner sweet dreams

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When you can no longer read the ingredients on food packaging

Thats so me..Glasses on, glasses off, arms length, ffs....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have t push t piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you buy new pillows and can’t wait to get into bed just to lay down on them.. that’s me today

I looked at a quilt, an actual quilt yesterday and thought ooh that looks cosy

Haha.. comfort is a must as we get older

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