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I'm going to self ejaculate

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

In a bit, lock myself in my room and smash one out.

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside


"In a bit, lock myself in my room and smash one out."
go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a tape measure and see how far you can get!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a tape measure and see how far you can get! "

this could catch on lol

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

People will start panic buying tape measures.

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

When the guys are in self isolating. And self ejaculating. There may come a time when your food supply starts to get low. Don't let that protein go to waste, Like tossing a peanut into the air. And catching it in your mouth. Start practising now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha I'm howling xD


"People will start panic buying tape measures."

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

How else do you ejaculate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How else do you ejaculate? "

Community ejaculation, spread it around a bit and get some herd injury going on

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax


"How else do you ejaculate?

Community ejaculation, spread it around a bit and get some herd injury going on "

That's a very Green idea.recycle the protein in spunk!

Unless that's the colour of course. Might put the old grannies off. Shame as you could probably use it on toast. Like a replacement lemon curd. Suppose you could hook up a few hundred men, cows in a dairy style, and add a load of flavourings aand colourings afterwards.

Men. Your Country Needs You.

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