FabSwingers.com forum: Alexa

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone else use their alexa for everything that isnt useful?

If there was a search history on mine, you would think a 7 year old owned her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an Alexa free house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, she controls everything in our house from lighting to plugs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i use mine for a lot of reminders throughout the day, oh and music

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By *oss and SuzieCouple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

We have a playlist 'music to funk to'. She didn't understand 'fuck'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask her to play a fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope, she controls everything in our house from lighting to plugs. "

And the vibes pmsl

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Alexa free zone here ... don’t want mr bloomfelt listening in and building a profile of me.. he’d have me locked up

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Debs asked me why I was speaking so softly at home.

I told her I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening!

She laughed. I laughed.

Alexa laughed. Siri laughed.

Seriously though, I wouldn't have one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my Alexa...I use it to play wave crashing sounds at bedtime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. Not having one. We're still a one TV household... don't want to be overrun by technology I don't yet feel a need for.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Mine just pipes up with random shite every now and then .

Shes female so I guess she just likes to be heard

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Ask Alexa "what is one hundred, one hundred, one hundred, one hundred in Welsh"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope, she controls everything in our house from lighting to plugs.

And the vibes pmsl

Yeah the music vibes, we have 3 all rigged up to speakers so can make the whole house sound like a nightclub with multiroom music haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use mine to play music and not much else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask her to play a fart"

She burps to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried to ask her the meaning of life and the universe, needless to say, the answer wasn't 47 so I think she's full of shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would never have one after seeing that anyone tech savvie with a laptop can access everything in your house through it or even the tv ... like my privacy too much

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

We don't use Alexa or Siri.

Lisa Tarbuck once shouted "Alexa, call the police" on her radio show.

I imagined devices in homes across the country calling 999.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"I tried to ask her the meaning of life and the universe, needless to say, the answer wasn't 47 so I think she's full of shit. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My google home hub farts better than my sons Alexa lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried to ask her the meaning of life and the universe, needless to say, the answer wasn't 47 so I think she's full of shit.

42 "

Fuck!! Am so off ma game today!! I stand corrected.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

It's a waste of time and money asks anything and it refers or trys to sign you up to Amazon or some other monthly subscription. She is just a salesperson in your own home.

I think mine gets bored as every so often it spits out random facts without me saying anything.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"I tried to ask her the meaning of life and the universe, needless to say, the answer wasn't 47 so I think she's full of shit.

Fuck!! Am so off ma game today!! I stand corrected. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only Alexa could blow.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Ask her the word for 100 in Welsh

Childish but funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines just for music mainly but id love the lights connected to her.

She does need to learn to understand my welsh accent too lol

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