FabSwingers.com forum: Outstaying their welcome

By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

When I have people round its nice to sit and have a chat after we've had our play but some people just seem to stay too long and I'm too polite.

What tips and tricks do you have to tell people it's time to leave without offending them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there mates just tell em fuck off

If there debt collectors tell em to fuck off

If there from next door asking to borrow the mower tell em to fuck off

By the way I was thinking of popping round tomorrow??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask them to nip to the shop for ya, then whilst they're gone move house

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I was referring to sex meets. You can come tomorrow but as soon as the bad jokes start you can fuck off

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Ask them to nip to the shop for ya, then whilst they're gone move house

Hey that's a great idea. Maybe I should live in a caravan.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

"When I have people round its nice to sit and have a chat after we've had our play but some people just seem to stay too long and I'm too polite.

What tips and tricks do you have to tell people it's time to leave without offending them? "

Have you tried the taking you're wig off approach..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start coughing & tell them you think you got a bit of a fever coming on

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

Start scratching down below and say fuck it doesn’t normally itch this much. Then ask them if there getting a burning sensation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was referring to sex meets. You can come tomorrow but as soon as the bad jokes start you can fuck off

I can’t promise that

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By *offee with MilkCouple
over a year ago

Over the roundabout and then turn right.

They are probably also being polite by avoiding "play and run".

Although we don't accommodate it seems that shortly after play something along the lines of "Would you like a cuppa before you go?" would enable them to leave without feeling bad as it suggests you are not expecting them to stay long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them you're calling it a night/or have something to be getting on with, would they like a drink/cuppa before they go, if they dont get the subtle hint then its straight to the point of asking them to leave sharpish.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Just tell them your next meet is arriving in ten minutes

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

If your at their place and you wanna leave, start looking around and say in a deep voice “you gotta lotta nice gear here” they’ll tip you out the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cry. They'll probably find it so awkward they leave, if they don't just tell them you need toilet roll to wipe your tears, they'll be gone for hours trying to find some and you can just lock the doors.

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"When I have people round its nice to sit and have a chat after we've had our play but some people just seem to stay too long and I'm too polite.

What tips and tricks do you have to tell people it's time to leave without offending them?

Have you tried the taking you're wig off approach..

no I haven't, that would get them out the door!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Put American Psycho on and show them your new axe

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Just tell them your next meet is arriving in ten minutes"

I have actually used that one before

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Cough, then ask them do they want some Bat fried rice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask them to nip to the shop for ya, then whilst they're gone move house

Hey that's a great idea. Maybe I should live in a caravan. "

Perfect!

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By *ings66Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"Cry. They'll probably find it so awkward they leave, if they don't just tell them you need toilet roll to wipe your tears, they'll be gone for hours trying to find some and you can just lock the doors. "

Ask them to be the father of your baby but they must look after the little one until it is eighteen did I hear the front door shut?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was referring to sex meets. You can come tomorrow but as soon as the bad jokes start you can fuck off

If bad jokes are the catalyst; I'm gone with a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them beforehand that you have something arranged the next morning, and that you have to be in bed by............

If you like them and want them to stay past that time you could say that whatever it was had been cancelled.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Get the Hoover out and start doing the cleaning!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"When I have people round its nice to sit and have a chat after we've had our play but some people just seem to stay too long and I'm too polite.

What tips and tricks do you have to tell people it's time to leave without offending them? "

Ask them if they want to meet your Russian mate mr fuckoffski

Or open the front door and do a slow hand clap

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

When i rarely accommodated i used to say “you’ll have to go now”.

My diplomatic skills are almost as good as Boris Johnson’s

Then i’d get a bit fidgety if they didn’t start moving to leave asap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them you think you have feelings for them

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Start up a chainsaw and laugh manically

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

"I was referring to sex meets. You can come tomorrow but as soon as the bad jokes start you can fuck off

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just ask them to leave; that's what I do. I'm pretty sure they don't get offended. After all, everyone has had what they wanted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha I like this method

"Ask them to nip to the shop for ya, then whilst they're gone move house

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Tell them you think you have feelings for them

Ha! Now that would definitely work. Maybe I should start suggesting wedding venues

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Thanks everybody, was a genuine question and some really helpful answers so far and the funny ones have literally made me laugh my head off. Well not literally but you know what I mean. The axe one was so funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start cooking some fava beans then open a bottle of chianti. Have a porcelain lamb and a sun hat on the table for good measure

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Hotbox them

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

I’ve always ask what people expect from a meet. Some just want a fuck and go others like a 2nd or 3rd go. I do like to know what people expect I’m happy either way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they are keen to stay, give them some chores to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say, well it's been lovely but I have work tomorrow and gesticulate towards the door. Works for me

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"When I have people round its nice to sit and have a chat after we've had our play but some people just seem to stay too long and I'm too polite.

What tips and tricks do you have to tell people it's time to leave without offending them? "

Say you want a bath and tell them leave.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Just say "I don't know about you but I always like to get to bed before The Antiques Roadshow starts".

Or you could be really mean and say "Would you like to watch Songs of Praise with me?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I have people round its nice to sit and have a chat after we've had our play but some people just seem to stay too long and I'm too polite.

What tips and tricks do you have to tell people it's time to leave without offending them? "

"Kids will be home in a minute"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Fart on them

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