FabSwingers.com forum: Toilet roll replacement idea thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1) Wedge handle rail of a moving escalator between cheeks of ass

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

Other halfs socks, clean ones of course

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Most have a supply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nettles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I modified my old bike just like this (though avoid knobbly mountain bike tyres)

http://viz.co.uk/2014/09/24/clag-gone/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a few guys on here who message asking ladies to shit on them, I bet they'd be happy to offer a lick clean.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a few guys on here who message asking ladies to shit on them, I bet they'd be happy to offer a lick clean. "

I’d say I was fairly open minded but poo just doesn’t do it for me

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

Hamsters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hamsters"

What about a Poo-meranian

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Copies of the S*n

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Perfect way to deal with junk mail

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By *erynaughtyMan
over a year ago

Derby

Now that football has been suspended you could always use your scarf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now that football has been suspended you could always use your scarf "

Supporting Derby I can see why you said this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Copies of the S*n"

I wouldn’t touch that shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have to start buying newspapers again

I always knew the Liverpool Echo would come in useful for something one day

Perhaps the best use for it . . . Just like in the old days.

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

"Nettles."

With a dock leaf after for that soothing aloe Vera effect. Aaaah! That's better.......

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Copies of the S*n

I wouldn’t touch that shit

Its fine if you wear gloves, a respirator and say a few Hail Marys first

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By *J swingCouple
over a year ago

North

Manchester United tops

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Manchester United tops

I'd subscribe to that. And would add BWFC shirts to the poo pile

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

I would say Leeds or Liverpool shirts/scarves but that would mean touching them think I’d sooner use my hand and then wash

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By *ings66Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"1) Wedge handle rail of a moving escalator between cheeks of ass

The rubber handrail will need to be cleaned after and with no sanitiser hard work recommend a good newspaper say the times then you will have a upmarket product.

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By *xfordshireCoupleMFCouple
over a year ago

Nr. Oxford

The three seashells?

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Sleeve off a shirt done it loads being a sqaut party regular ??

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By *an For YouMan
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

Left hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 x Bed sheet cut into 100mm x 100mm, soaked over night in a antibacterial solution, then left to dry in the open, you get a few hankys, when your finished just dispose or soak in dettol or baby bottle sterilisation liquid. X

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"1) Wedge handle rail of a moving escalator between cheeks of ass

Grass

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

Stop panic buying food, stop eating, therefore stop pooing, take your protien pill and put your helmet on.

Stop sitting on a tin pan.

Planet Earth is poo and there's nothing left to do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Manchester United tops

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1) Wedge handle rail of a moving escalator between cheeks of ass

Grass"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh will have to use my other half’s pocket squares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The vegan way,cabbage leaves

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Drag your arse along the grass like a dog .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gosh will have to use my other half’s pocket squares "

That’ll give him a surprise when he’s jingling his pocket change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gosh will have to use my other half’s pocket squares

That’ll give him a surprise when he’s jingling his pocket change

Rather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Daily Mail

The Sun

The Star

Express

Metro

Telegraph

The Times

Plenty there to get you by

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"The Daily Mail

The Sun

The Star

Express

Metro

Telegraph

The Times

Plenty there to get you by"

I only read newspapers online. I'm certainly not using my laptop to wipe my arse with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Daily Mail

The Sun

The Star

Express

Metro

Telegraph

The Times

Plenty there to get you by

I only read newspapers online. I'm certainly not using my laptop to wipe my arse with

But you’ll use it to wank over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about nappies? I'm sure they can take loads of crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The flaggelated skins of the class 1 cretins who are perpetrating all of this moronic panic buying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone will be having bidets fitted soon lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a 56KG sack of cat litter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bought a 56KG sack of cat litter."

Where do you keep the tray?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought a 56KG sack of cat litter.

Where do you keep the tray?

We still have baths in Stoke

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I'm reading this on the toilet. And taking notes. But not using the toilet roll, obvs.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"I bought a 56KG sack of cat litter.

Where do you keep the tray?

We still have baths in Stoke

I was there last week and can confirm this.

There does, however, seem to be an 'issue' with street signage..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sea shells lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sea shells lol"

Is that so you can scoop it out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear White people, invest in a lota or jug to wash your ass with. It's also super easy to install a hand held spray. The plus is a nice clean ass when it comes to asking to be rimmed, fisted or fucked....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to Lidl they have loads this morning

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By *an For YouMan
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

We’re using both sides of the toilet paper now..... cuts down usage by half at a stroke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear White people, invest in a lota or jug to wash your ass with. It's also super easy to install a hand held spray. The plus is a nice clean ass when it comes to asking to be rimmed, fisted or fucked...."

Every cloud and all that.....

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By *ildatheart6969Couple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Lasagne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the world goes insane which won't be long you will be able to pay people to rim you clean in return for half a tin of beans.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When the world goes insane which won't be long you will be able to pay people to rim you clean in return for half a tin of beans."

Best get buying the beans as well then

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By *uv2lick2018Man
over a year ago

Windsor

Wash your ass

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