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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bit of an sexest joke but still made me laugh...

How many men does it take to ooen a bottle of beer?...

None it should already be open when she hands it to him!!

Sorry ladies.

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By *otrockWoman
over a year ago

Essex

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I prefer draught

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By *uysx2Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Birmingham

Three Pakistani lads get pulled over by a couple of coppers. One of the coppers gets out the police car and goes over to the lads. He taps on the drivers window and after it's been wound down he asks the driver, "is this your car?" To which the driver replies, "perm." Looking puzzled the policeman asks the driver, "can I see your licence" to which the driver replies "crew cut." Looking a little annoyed the policeman asks "where have you been tonight?" To which the driver replies "short back and sides." Finally giving up, the policeman calls his colleague over and says to him, "you'll have to deal with this because I don't speak urdu."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s brown and sticky....

A stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Three Pakistani lads get pulled over by a couple of coppers. One of the coppers gets out the police car and goes over to the lads. He taps on the drivers window and after it's been wound down he asks the driver, "is this your car?" To which the driver replies, "perm." Looking puzzled the policeman asks the driver, "can I see your licence" to which the driver replies "crew cut." Looking a little annoyed the policeman asks "where have you been tonight?" To which the driver replies "short back and sides." Finally giving up, the policeman calls his colleague over and says to him, "you'll have to deal with this because I don't speak urdu.""

Hahahaha crying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s brown and sticky....

A stick"

Best joke ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s brown and sticky....

A stick

Best joke ever!

Thanks. I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s brown and sticky....

A stick

Best joke ever!

Especially on the vicar of dibley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s brown and sticky....

A stick

Best joke ever!

Especially on the vicar of dibley

You just admitted you watch vicar of dibley. Now that’s funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s brown and sticky....

A stick

Best joke ever!

Especially on the vicar of dibley

You just admitted you watch vicar of dibley. Now that’s funny.

Mate I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s brown and sticky....

A stick

Best joke ever!

Especially on the vicar of dibley

You just admitted you watch vicar of dibley. Now that’s funny.

Mate I love it

I’ve never seen it. I wouldn’t of posted that joke otherwise lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Tortoise was going home one evening when he was attacked and beaten by two slugs .

When the police arrived they asked the Tortoise to give a statement of the events .

"Im not sure " replied the Tortoise " it all happened so fast !! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was halfway up a mountain when a man ran up to me and said “ I don’t like your altitude”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s brown and sticky....

A stick

Best joke ever!

Especially on the vicar of dibley

You just admitted you watch vicar of dibley. Now that’s funny.

Mate I love it

I’ve never seen it. I wouldn’t of posted that joke otherwise lol "

Don’t be daft YouTube it I’m sure it will come up and then you’ll understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Tortoise was going home one evening when he was attacked and beaten by two slugs .

When the police arrived they asked the Tortoise to give a statement of the events .

"Im not sure " replied the Tortoise " it all happened so fast !! " "

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s brown and sticky....

A stick

Best joke ever!

Especially on the vicar of dibley

You just admitted you watch vicar of dibley. Now that’s funny.

Mate I love it

I’ve never seen it. I wouldn’t of posted that joke otherwise lol

Don’t be daft YouTube it I’m sure it will come up and then you’ll understand

Sorry mate, there’s better uses for the internet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s brown and sticky....

A stick

Best joke ever!

Especially on the vicar of dibley

You just admitted you watch vicar of dibley. Now that’s funny.

Mate I love it

I’ve never seen it. I wouldn’t of posted that joke otherwise lol

Don’t be daft YouTube it I’m sure it will come up and then you’ll understand

Sorry mate, there’s better uses for the internet

Ok enjoy the rest of your evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s brown and sticky....

A stick

Best joke ever!

Especially on the vicar of dibley

You just admitted you watch vicar of dibley. Now that’s funny.

Mate I love it

I’ve never seen it. I wouldn’t of posted that joke otherwise lol

Don’t be daft YouTube it I’m sure it will come up and then you’ll understand

Sorry mate, there’s better uses for the internet

Ok enjoy the rest of your evening "

Thanks mate. Maybe I’ll check it out next week when I’m bored at work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s brown and sticky....

A stick

Best joke ever!

Especially on the vicar of dibley

You just admitted you watch vicar of dibley. Now that’s funny.

Mate I love it

I’ve never seen it. I wouldn’t of posted that joke otherwise lol

Don’t be daft YouTube it I’m sure it will come up and then you’ll understand

Sorry mate, there’s better uses for the internet

Ok enjoy the rest of your evening

Thanks mate. Maybe I’ll check it out next week when I’m bored at work lol "

Yea do so it’s your joke which is hilarious and then more

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By *oloch69Man
over a year ago

Your place

Why dont you find polar bears in the uk ?

Because they are really good at hiding

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Why is Santa sack so big?

He only cums once a year.

*mike drop*

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Why dont you find polar bears in the uk ?

Because they are really good at hiding "

That's not even a joke. Its true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is Santa sack so big?

He only cums once a year.

*mike drop*

Boom

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By *heHornyChefMan
over a year ago

derby

"What’s brown and sticky....

A stick"

What's brown and runny?

Usain bolt

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