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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can't get any toilet paper so I had to buy kitchen roll and cut it in half.

How are you finding it in other parts of the UK?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't get any toilet paper so I had to buy kitchen roll and cut it in half.

How are you finding it in other parts of the UK? "

Don’t put it down the loo though. It will block. Same with wipes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't get any toilet paper so I had to buy kitchen roll and cut it in half.

How are you finding it in other parts of the UK?

Don’t put it down the loo though. It will block. Same with wipes. "

Oh, ffs

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

No shortage up here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't get any toilet paper so I had to buy kitchen roll and cut it in half.

How are you finding it in other parts of the UK?

Don’t put it down the loo though. It will block. Same with wipes.

Oh, ffs "

Lol. A bit probably won’t hurt but I wouldn’t do it constantly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My local surgery was going to close on Monday but its closed today instead.

Hmm

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Can't get any toilet paper so I had to buy kitchen roll and cut it in half.

How are you finding it in other parts of the UK? "

You’ll be blocking the pipework with kitchen roll.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't get any toilet paper so I had to buy kitchen roll and cut it in half.

How are you finding it in other parts of the UK?

Don’t put it down the loo though. It will block. Same with wipes.

Oh, ffs

Lol. A bit probably won’t hurt but I wouldn’t do it constantly. "

Il end up crapping in the fields.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont listen to the news and I hate listening to this hyped up corona bull shit but went into asda today and there was literally no toilet roll

Luckily I dont need any yet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't get any toilet paper so I had to buy kitchen roll and cut it in half.

How are you finding it in other parts of the UK?

Don’t put it down the loo though. It will block. Same with wipes.

Oh, ffs

Lol. A bit probably won’t hurt but I wouldn’t do it constantly.

Il end up crapping in the fields. "

Just don’t squat in a load of nettles like I did once when I had a wee in a field!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We seem to be OK here in Sheffield. But then, we tend not to panic.

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

OP such a drama queen as always

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't get any toilet paper so I had to buy kitchen roll and cut it in half.

How are you finding it in other parts of the UK?

Don’t put it down the loo though. It will block. Same with wipes.

Oh, ffs

Lol. A bit probably won’t hurt but I wouldn’t do it constantly.

Il end up crapping in the fields.

Just don’t squat in a load of nettles like I did once when I had a wee in a field! "

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP such a drama queen as always"

I don't know why but you always like to have a go at me

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Can't get any toilet paper so I had to buy kitchen roll and cut it in half.

How are you finding it in other parts of the UK? "

Tissues are softer on the old bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have experience with make up wipes down the toilet and it wasn't a happy ending for a while Very bad times for me, don't ever put wipes down the toilet xD


"Can't get any toilet paper so I had to buy kitchen roll and cut it in half.

How are you finding it in other parts of the UK?

Don’t put it down the loo though. It will block. Same with wipes. "

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Can't get any toilet paper so I had to buy kitchen roll and cut it in half.

How are you finding it in other parts of the UK? "

I've " borrowed " sum from work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't get any toilet paper so I had to buy kitchen roll and cut it in half.

How are you finding it in other parts of the UK?

Don’t put it down the loo though. It will block. Same with wipes.

Oh, ffs "

Put a big slug of bleach in with it let it sit for an hour or

So then flush it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of toilet roll around here. No ketchup though. What an odd thing to stock up on! They haven't cottoned on to wine yet so all is calm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My mother is ill which is a concern because she has health issues.

We don't know if its corona or what.. So she went to the surgery today and it was closed.

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By *G CoupleCouple
over a year ago

kent

Socks are great when there's no loo roll. You can just pop them in the wash so no wastage or anything to block the pipes.

Curtains are a little more difficult to get into the machine but will do if desperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't get any toilet paper so I had to buy kitchen roll and cut it in half.

How are you finding it in other parts of the UK?

Don’t put it down the loo though. It will block. Same with wipes.

Oh, ffs

Lol. A bit probably won’t hurt but I wouldn’t do it constantly.

Il end up crapping in the fields. "

Your in Wales just find a sheep and rub your ass on it be clean as a whistle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Socks are great when there's no loo roll. You can just pop them in the wash so no wastage or anything to block the pipes.

Curtains are a little more difficult to get into the machine but will do if desperate"

Blankets are a bit of a pain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't get any toilet paper so I had to buy kitchen roll and cut it in half.

How are you finding it in other parts of the UK?

Don’t put it down the loo though. It will block. Same with wipes.

Oh, ffs

Lol. A bit probably won’t hurt but I wouldn’t do it constantly.

Il end up crapping in the fields.

Your in Wales just find a sheep and rub your ass on it be clean as a whistle. "

They all moved to England

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By *G CoupleCouple
over a year ago

kent


"Socks are great when there's no loo roll. You can just pop them in the wash so no wastage or anything to block the pipes.

Curtains are a little more difficult to get into the machine but will do if desperate

Blankets are a bit of a pain "

But no need to leave the bed to goto toilet though so fully worth the extra effort needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 75 packs of 48 rolls.

No shortage in my house

I should be ok for about 30 or more years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't get any toilet paper so I had to buy kitchen roll and cut it in half.

How are you finding it in other parts of the UK?

Don’t put it down the loo though. It will block. Same with wipes.

Oh, ffs

Lol. A bit probably won’t hurt but I wouldn’t do it constantly.

Il end up crapping in the fields.

Just don’t squat in a load of nettles like I did once when I had a wee in a field!

Ouch! "

We have bogroll in our local coop....do you want me to post you some?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't get any toilet paper so I had to buy kitchen roll and cut it in half.

How are you finding it in other parts of the UK?

Don’t put it down the loo though. It will block. Same with wipes.

Oh, ffs

Lol. A bit probably won’t hurt but I wouldn’t do it constantly.

Il end up crapping in the fields.

Just don’t squat in a load of nettles like I did once when I had a wee in a field!

Ouch!

We have bogroll in our local coop....do you want me to post you some? "

Nah thanks. Il live x

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Doing alright here thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut up a few newspapers

You have to laugh at times of madness

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"My mother is ill which is a concern because she has health issues.

We don't know if its corona or what.. So she went to the surgery today and it was closed. "

If you suspect it could be you are not supposed to go to the surgery anyway. Isolate at home and call 111.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can get toilet paper no problem but the red wine Isle was lacking in Morrisons

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Home Bargains in Bridgend had loads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can get toilet paper no problem but the red wine Isle was lacking in Morrisons "

Shit!! Wine aisle lacking. Now I WILL panic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can get toilet paper no problem but the red wine Isle was lacking in Morrisons

Shit!! Wine aisle lacking. Now I WILL panic!"

The wines on offer were all sold out but still expensive bottles available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can get toilet paper no problem but the red wine Isle was lacking in Morrisons

Shit!! Wine aisle lacking. Now I WILL panic!

The wines on offer were all sold out but still expensive bottles available "

Oh god. I don’t do expensive wine. I do the buy 6 bottles and get 25% off every time that’s on

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

It’s Phillip Schofield I feel sorry for; covid 19 has stolen all his limelight.......

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