FabSwingers.com forum: Please marry me

By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Who would marry a gal like me ??

I'm great at housework, always wear a maids outfit in the kitchen,

Love ironing and I'm a pretty good cook.

Will let you watch whatever you want on the telly and I will even bring your bear and lunch to you.

I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose and I'm told that I'm an amazing Fuck!!

But...

I'm impossible to control, I crave attention, spend way to much on shoes and dresses, have a habit of fucking around, can spend over two hours in primark!!

Anyone ??

All offers considered .

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are your building skills like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you piss on the toilet seat and leave the toothpaste open?

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"Will you piss on the toilet seat and leave the toothpaste open? "

I ALWAYS close the toothpaste, no guarantee on the toilet seat, sorry x

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"What are your building skills like? "

I'm a lego fan, so I'm top banana !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about snoring habits? Also do you happen to "accidentally" kick people while dreaming?

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By *exy4youxxWoman
over a year ago

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"Who would marry a gal like me ??

I'm great at housework, always wear a maids outfit in the kitchen,

Love ironing and I'm a pretty good cook.

Will let you watch whatever you want on the telly and I will even bring your bear and lunch to you.

I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose and I'm told that I'm an amazing Fuck!!

But...

I'm impossible to control, I crave attention, spend way to much on shoes and dresses, have a habit of fucking around, can spend over two hours in primark!!

Anyone ??

All offers considered .

Xxx "

I would if I can borrow your clothes and make up

ooo shopping for hours my kinda man lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Would you replace my hold ups when you snag them?

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"Who would marry a gal like me ??

I'm great at housework, always wear a maids outfit in the kitchen,

Love ironing and I'm a pretty good cook.

Will let you watch whatever you want on the telly and I will even bring your bear and lunch to you.

I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose and I'm told that I'm an amazing Fuck!!

But...

I'm impossible to control, I crave attention, spend way to much on shoes and dresses, have a habit of fucking around, can spend over two hours in primark!!

Anyone ??

All offers considered .

Xxx

I would if I can borrow your clothes and make up

ooo shopping for hours my kinda man lol "

Borrow my clothes !!! Hell no , you would look amazing in them and I would get jelouse.

So sorry I have no option but to turn you down, but thank you Xxx

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"What about snoring habits? Also do you happen to "accidentally" kick people while dreaming?"

I fart in bed ,!!

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"I would

Your way to sweet xxx you deserve a real man xxx xxx

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"Would you replace my hold ups when you snag them?"

Yes, with stockings !! Hold ups str@ngle and leave yucky marks x

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids

x "

Your in !! The hen party would be fun x

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

No........but I would live in sin with you, as long as you provide the Doritos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about snoring habits? Also do you happen to "accidentally" kick people while dreaming?

I fart in bed ,!! "

You monster! Sorry but I'm out. Dutch ovens gross me out

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"No........but I would live in sin with you, as long as you provide the Doritos "

Would we fight over the dips ?? I'm a doubke dip sort of girl and I hate sharing!!

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"What about snoring habits? Also do you happen to "accidentally" kick people while dreaming?

I fart in bed ,!!

You monster! Sorry but I'm out. Dutch ovens gross me out "

Promise I won't waft the covers !! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids

Your in !! The hen party would be fun x "

Can I be in charge of the hen party?

I don’t get people d*unk.

I get them d*unk d*unk.

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

"No........but I would live in sin with you, as long as you provide the Doritos

Would we fight over the dips ?? I'm a doubke dip sort of girl and I hate sharing!! "

Only if we can fight covered in baby oil and tout it as a spectator sport......dip wrestling

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids

Your in !! The hen party would be fun x

Can I be in charge of the hen party?

I don’t get people d*unk.

I get them d*unk d*unk.

With you in charge Rachael its highly unlikely that Chloe would get to the church on time but what a week it would be! The bits we remember anyway

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

It was all going so well until you said Primark...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids

Your in !! The hen party would be fun x

Can I be in charge of the hen party?

I don’t get people d*unk.

I get them d*unk d*unk.

I wanna be flower girl. I'll be exposing my flower all over the place

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids

Your in !! The hen party would be fun x

Can I be in charge of the hen party?

I don’t get people d*unk.

I get them d*unk d*unk.

I wanna be flower girl. I'll be exposing my flower all over the place

Rosebuds?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Will you do me Egg and Chips once a week, and Corned Beef Hash on a Saturday ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids

Your in !! The hen party would be fun x

Can I be in charge of the hen party?

I don’t get people d*unk.

I get them d*unk d*unk.

I wanna be flower girl. I'll be exposing my flower all over the place

Rosebuds? "

I was thinking more of a peeonme

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

"Will you do me Egg and Chips once a week, and Corned Beef Hash on a Saturday ?"

If she wont, I will.....love egg n chips and what I wont do for corned beef hash????????

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Will you do me Egg and Chips once a week, and Corned Beef Hash on a Saturday ?

If she wont, I will.....love egg n chips and what I wont do for corned beef hash????????

I'm sold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids

Your in !! The hen party would be fun x

Can I be in charge of the hen party?

I don’t get people d*unk.

I get them d*unk d*unk.

With you in charge Rachael its highly unlikely that Chloe would get to the church on time but what a week it would be! The bits we remember anyway

Might be worth starting a week earlier then to be on the safe side

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids

Your in !! The hen party would be fun x

Can I be in charge of the hen party?

I don’t get people d*unk.

I get them d*unk d*unk.

But would my future husband / wife mind me getting so d*unk that I Fuck half of the club and I won't be able to walk straight for a week !! Would be a hell of a night x

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"No........but I would live in sin with you, as long as you provide the Doritos

Would we fight over the dips ?? I'm a doubke dip sort of girl and I hate sharing!!

Only if we can fight covered in baby oil and tout it as a spectator sport......dip wrestling "

We can still do dip wrestling, sounds fun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids

Your in !! The hen party would be fun x

Can I be in charge of the hen party?

I don’t get people d*unk.

I get them d*unk d*unk.

But would my future husband / wife mind me getting so d*unk that I Fuck half of the club and I won't be able to walk straight for a week !! Would be a hell of a night x "

Seeing as you’re looking for marriage on a swingers site, I expect they’d positively encourage you to do so

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"It was all going so well until you said Primark..."

Don't knock it, it's like anal, great when you get used to it xx

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids

Your in !! The hen party would be fun x

Can I be in charge of the hen party?

I don’t get people d*unk.

I get them d*unk d*unk.

I wanna be flower girl. I'll be exposing my flower all over the place

Your in !! Any recommendations for a dress colour ? Red ? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you do me Egg and Chips once a week, and Corned Beef Hash on a Saturday ?

If she wont, I will.....love egg n chips and what I wont do for corned beef hash????????

I'll join in this queue too

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"Will you do me Egg and Chips once a week, and Corned Beef Hash on a Saturday ?

If she wont, I will.....love egg n chips and what I wont do for corned beef hash????????

Go find your own hubby!! Grrr, dip fight is on xx

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids

Your in !! The hen party would be fun x

Can I be in charge of the hen party?

I don’t get people d*unk.

I get them d*unk d*unk.

With you in charge Rachael its highly unlikely that Chloe would get to the church on time but what a week it would be! The bits we remember anyway

Might be worth starting a week earlier then to be on the safe side

Getting better by the minute, I'm going to be so fucked !! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids

Your in !! The hen party would be fun x

Can I be in charge of the hen party?

I don’t get people d*unk.

I get them d*unk d*unk.

But would my future husband / wife mind me getting so d*unk that I Fuck half of the club and I won't be able to walk straight for a week !! Would be a hell of a night x "

I think as long as you video it and call back regularly with updates you'll be fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids

Your in !! The hen party would be fun x

Can I be in charge of the hen party?

I don’t get people d*unk.

I get them d*unk d*unk.

I wanna be flower girl. I'll be exposing my flower all over the place

Your in !! Any recommendations for a dress colour ? Red ? Xx "

Gotta be red or deep deep purple

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids

Your in !! The hen party would be fun x

Can I be in charge of the hen party?

I don’t get people d*unk.

I get them d*unk d*unk.

But would my future husband / wife mind me getting so d*unk that I Fuck half of the club and I won't be able to walk straight for a week !! Would be a hell of a night x

Seeing as you’re looking for marriage on a swingers site, I expect they’d positively encourage you to do so

That's a very good point, this should be fun, I can Fuck and wash up !! Xx

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids

Your in !! The hen party would be fun x

Can I be in charge of the hen party?

I don’t get people d*unk.

I get them d*unk d*unk.

But would my future husband / wife mind me getting so d*unk that I Fuck half of the club and I won't be able to walk straight for a week !! Would be a hell of a night x

I think as long as you video it and call back regularly with updates you'll be fine. "

Think I would make a good hotwife, would you want ALL of the details ?? Xx

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids

Your in !! The hen party would be fun x

Can I be in charge of the hen party?

I don’t get people d*unk.

I get them d*unk d*unk.

I wanna be flower girl. I'll be exposing my flower all over the place

Your in !! Any recommendations for a dress colour ? Red ? Xx

Gotta be red or deep deep purple

Deep purple, yes, answers my question for my music down the isle as well , two birds xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids

Your in !! The hen party would be fun x

Can I be in charge of the hen party?

I don’t get people d*unk.

I get them d*unk d*unk.

I wanna be flower girl. I'll be exposing my flower all over the place

Your in !! Any recommendations for a dress colour ? Red ? Xx

Gotta be red or deep deep purple

Deep purple, yes, answers my question for my music down the isle as well , two birds xxx "

glad to be of service

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

"Will you do me Egg and Chips once a week, and Corned Beef Hash on a Saturday ?

If she wont, I will.....love egg n chips and what I wont do for corned beef hash????????

Go find your own hubby!! Grrr, dip fight is on xx "

Bring it on then.

P.S. £25 a ticket sound reasonable?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"Will you do me Egg and Chips once a week, and Corned Beef Hash on a Saturday ?

If she wont, I will.....love egg n chips and what I wont do for corned beef hash????????

Go find your own hubby!! Grrr, dip fight is on xx

Bring it on then.

P.S. £25 a ticket sound reasonable?"

Ladies, ladies , there'll be no fighting here.

Sort over a game

Swingball

Connect 4

Twister ......You decide

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"Will you do me Egg and Chips once a week, and Corned Beef Hash on a Saturday ?

If she wont, I will.....love egg n chips and what I wont do for corned beef hash????????

Go find your own hubby!! Grrr, dip fight is on xx

Bring it on then.

P.S. £25 a ticket sound reasonable?"

I can go with that !! But 60/40 to me as it's my wedding

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

"Will you do me Egg and Chips once a week, and Corned Beef Hash on a Saturday ?

If she wont, I will.....love egg n chips and what I wont do for corned beef hash????????

Go find your own hubby!! Grrr, dip fight is on xx

Bring it on then.

P.S. £25 a ticket sound reasonable?

I can go with that !! But 60/40 to me as it's my wedding

Throw in a pair of clean knickers for after and it's a deal.

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

"Will you do me Egg and Chips once a week, and Corned Beef Hash on a Saturday ?

If she wont, I will.....love egg n chips and what I wont do for corned beef hash????????

Go find your own hubby!! Grrr, dip fight is on xx

Bring it on then.

P.S. £25 a ticket sound reasonable?

Ladies, ladies , there'll be no fighting here.

Sort over a game

Swingball

Connect 4

Twister ......You decide

Tiddly Winks?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Will you do me Egg and Chips once a week, and Corned Beef Hash on a Saturday ?

If she wont, I will.....love egg n chips and what I wont do for corned beef hash????????

Go find your own hubby!! Grrr, dip fight is on xx

Bring it on then.

P.S. £25 a ticket sound reasonable?

Ladies, ladies , there'll be no fighting here.

Sort over a game

Swingball

Connect 4

Twister ......You decide

Tiddly Winks?"

It up to you two

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"Will you do me Egg and Chips once a week, and Corned Beef Hash on a Saturday ?

If she wont, I will.....love egg n chips and what I wont do for corned beef hash????????

Go find your own hubby!! Grrr, dip fight is on xx

Bring it on then.

P.S. £25 a ticket sound reasonable?

I can go with that !! But 60/40 to me as it's my wedding

Throw in a pair of clean knickers for after and it's a deal."

Well that's diffrent! Most people want the dirty ones!! Eww!! Xx

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"Will you do me Egg and Chips once a week, and Corned Beef Hash on a Saturday ?

If she wont, I will.....love egg n chips and what I wont do for corned beef hash????????

Go find your own hubby!! Grrr, dip fight is on xx

Bring it on then.

P.S. £25 a ticket sound reasonable?

Ladies, ladies , there'll be no fighting here.

Sort over a game

Swingball

Connect 4

Twister ......You decide

Tiddly Winks?

It up to you two

Was thinking more beach volleyball but the problem is the wrong balls keep getting hit !!

Twisted is good xx

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Will you do me Egg and Chips once a week, and Corned Beef Hash on a Saturday ?

If she wont, I will.....love egg n chips and what I wont do for corned beef hash????????

Go find your own hubby!! Grrr, dip fight is on xx

Bring it on then.

P.S. £25 a ticket sound reasonable?

Ladies, ladies , there'll be no fighting here.

Sort over a game

Swingball

Connect 4

Twister ......You decide

Tiddly Winks?

It up to you two

Was thinking more beach volleyball but the problem is the wrong balls keep getting hit !!

Twisted is good xx "

I was watching the Womens beach volleyball at the Brazilian Olympics. It took me 2 weeks to realise there was a ball involved

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I have a bridesmaid, I have a flower girl, we have entertainment and the dress sorted, even got the hen night planned.

Just need someone a bit nutty to take on a fruit loop like me !! It's gona be fun !!.

Forgot to mention that I'm good at aerobics and yoga, handy at cross stitch and I LOVE coronation street xxx

Someone must want me ??? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if I don't want a bear ??

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By *erriAnneTV/TS
over a year ago

The shire

2 hours in primary. Jesus you must be spending at least 10 quid in there for that long.

Can't stand the place it's like a really bad jumble sale

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"2 hours in primary. Jesus you must be spending at least 10 quid in there for that long.

Can't stand the place it's like a really bad jumble sale "

£10.50 , and it's all on stockings, primark stockings are lush xx

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"What if I don't want a bear ?? "

Tea ?? Xx

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"2 hours in primary. Jesus you must be spending at least 10 quid in there for that long.

Can't stand the place it's like a really bad jumble sale

£10.50 , and it's all on stockings, primark stockings are lush xx "

I've got some good handbags from Primark

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"2 hours in primary. Jesus you must be spending at least 10 quid in there for that long.

Can't stand the place it's like a really bad jumble sale

£10.50 , and it's all on stockings, primark stockings are lush xx

I've got some good handbags from Primark "

And this is why your going to be my bridesmaid, and I love the naf bling that they sell, it's all sparkly xxx

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By *exy4youxxWoman
over a year ago

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"Who would marry a gal like me ??

I'm great at housework, always wear a maids outfit in the kitchen,

Love ironing and I'm a pretty good cook.

Will let you watch whatever you want on the telly and I will even bring your bear and lunch to you.

I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose and I'm told that I'm an amazing Fuck!!

But...

I'm impossible to control, I crave attention, spend way to much on shoes and dresses, have a habit of fucking around, can spend over two hours in primark!!

Anyone ??

All offers considered .

Xxx

I would if I can borrow your clothes and make up

ooo shopping for hours my kinda man lol

Borrow my clothes !!! Hell no , you would look amazing in them and I would get jelouse.

So sorry I have no option but to turn you down, but thank you Xxx "

Lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids

Your in !! The hen party would be fun x

Can I be in charge of the hen party?

I don’t get people d*unk.

I get them d*unk d*unk.

But would my future husband / wife mind me getting so d*unk that I Fuck half of the club and I won't be able to walk straight for a week !! Would be a hell of a night x

I think as long as you video it and call back regularly with updates you'll be fine.

Think I would make a good hotwife, would you want ALL of the details ?? Xx "

In for a penny, in for a pound I always say (I don't always say that at all)

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Any more offers, I'm happy to have a hubby or wife or even something in the middle.

I give a good massage and I like football.

Xx Xx

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By *erriAnneTV/TS
over a year ago

The shire

"Any more offers, I'm happy to have a hubby or wife or even something in the middle.

I give a good massage and I like football.

Xx Xx "

Opening up a can of worms with the football comment. If I had a wife that wanted to comment on football she'd be out the door quicker than corona virus ????

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

If there is fucking let me know when and we’re the hen do is

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"If there is fucking let me know when and we’re the hen do is"

We are thinking of having the hen do in a place called Purfleet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those lovely Sunday mornings

With breakfast brought in bed

Those blackbirds look like knitting needles

Trying to peck your head

Those birds will peck your soul out

And throw away the key

Don't marry her, fuck me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there is fucking let me know when and we’re the hen do is

We are thinking of having the hen do in a place called Purfleet. "

At the lakeside shopping centre?

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

"If there is fucking let me know when and we’re the hen do is

We are thinking of having the hen do in a place called Purfleet. "

Oh I’m in

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By *ast_jjMan
over a year ago

Dublin and London

Sounds like marriage material to me!

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By *urious786Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

If only u volunteered to do the school run

So.. it’s a no from us sorry

However We wouldn’t mind being your bit on the side

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"If there is fucking let me know when and we’re the hen do is

We are thinking of having the hen do in a place called Purfleet.

Oh I’m in "

Can you handle 27 out of control Tgirls?

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"If there is fucking let me know when and we’re the hen do is

We are thinking of having the hen do in a place called Purfleet.

At the lakeside shopping centre?

Depends if it has a Primark?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm saving myself for someone

Sorry but good luck with your advert

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

"If there is fucking let me know when and we’re the hen do is

We are thinking of having the hen do in a place called Purfleet.

Oh I’m in

Can you handle 27 out of control Tgirls? "

I’ll give it a go

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

"If there is fucking let me know when and we’re the hen do is

We are thinking of having the hen do in a place called Purfleet.

At the lakeside shopping centre?

Depends if it has a Primark? "

Yes 3 floors of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who would marry a gal like me ??

I'm great at housework, always wear a maids outfit in the kitchen,

Love ironing and I'm a pretty good cook.

Will let you watch whatever you want on the telly and I will even bring your bear and lunch to you.

I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose and I'm told that I'm an amazing Fuck!!

But...

I'm impossible to control, I crave attention, spend way to much on shoes and dresses, have a habit of fucking around, can spend over two hours in primark!!

Anyone ??

All offers considered .

Xxx "

I though well nothing like me until you said "but...."

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Who would marry a gal like me ??

I'm great at housework, always wear a maids outfit in the kitchen,

Love ironing and I'm a pretty good cook.

Will let you watch whatever you want on the telly and I will even bring your bear and lunch to you.

I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose and I'm told that I'm an amazing Fuck!!

But...

I'm impossible to control, I crave attention, spend way to much on shoes and dresses, have a habit of fucking around, can spend over two hours in primark!!

Anyone ??

All offers considered .

Xxx "
Don't marry her marry me

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

2 guys wanna marry me Mr M

And ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll marry a young girl that's keen for anal !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll marry a young girl that's keen for anal !

Ageist

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'll marry a young girl that's keen for anal !

Good luck

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By *henightstagMan
over a year ago

London

"I'll marry a young girl that's keen for anal !

Good luck"

I dont feel like you're fully behind his search haha

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'll marry a young girl that's keen for anal !

Good luck

I dont feel like you're fully behind his search haha"
Are you?

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By *henightstagMan
over a year ago

London

"I'll marry a young girl that's keen for anal !

Good luck

I dont feel like you're fully behind his search haha Are you?"

I mean who doesn't enjoy a good bit of anal. But I'm not marrying anyone unless they can also give a good spoon too

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'll marry a young girl that's keen for anal !

Good luck

I dont feel like you're fully behind his search haha Are you?

I mean who doesn't enjoy a good bit of anal. But I'm not marrying anyone unless they can also give a good spoon too"

Well I have my suitors.

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

We now have a venue "3rd floor of primark", 27 attention seeking Tgirls at the hen night,stag do (not really shore of the political correctness). But it's going to be messy!!

Forgot to say I'm great at steak dinners and a blowy!!

X xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll marry a young girl that's keen for anal !

Ageist"

Haha.....you're still young in my eyes!

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"I'll marry a young girl that's keen for anal !

Ageist

Haha.....you're still young in my eyes!

I'm the bride thingy, I want the compliments!!!!! Xx

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I was willing to propose until you mentioned Primark.

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Sorry, I just can't give up Primark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if I don't want a bear ??

Tea ?? Xx "

"Will let you watch whatever you want on the telly and I will even bring your bear and lunch to you"

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Anyone up for it on this rather dull Sunday?? .

It would make tonight fun Xx Xx

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