FabSwingers.com forum: Pimping the wife out

By *oneyBear100 OP Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area

So for moment of levity and having realised we're on the last roll...

What would you pimp your partner out for?

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

A box of Cornflakes and a Kit Kat

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By *oneyBear100 OP Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area

"A box of Cornflakes and a Kit Kat "

The big fat one or four little fingers of joy?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

KFC popcorn chicken bargain bucket with bbq beans

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"A box of Cornflakes and a Kit Kat

The big fat one or four little fingers of joy?"

Four little fingers of joy every time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet paper.

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By *innerforthreeMan
over a year ago

London/herts

"So for moment of levity and having realised we're on the last roll...

What would you pimp your partner out for?

A nine pack of bog roll and some hand wash?

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By *abcpl50sCouple
over a year ago

Twyford

Box of tissues and a bottle of lube lol

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Manola Blahniks please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a partner

I do have a shit load of pasta I'm willing to trade though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont have a partner, so have to pimp myself...If im lucky might get 3 sheets of Izal and a glasses cleaning wipe

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"I don't have a partner

I do have a shit load of pasta I'm willing to trade though

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Flipping hell! We’re eating pasta every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby would pimp me out for toilet rolls and painkillers at the moment I reckon

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By *oneyBear100 OP Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area

"Hubby would pimp me out for toilet rolls and painkillers at the moment I reckon

Honey just said she'd give away the last roll with me if someone would take me away

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By *oneyBear100 OP Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area

"I don't have a partner

I do have a shit load of pasta I'm willing to trade though

We'd eat your spaghetti

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d pimp mine out for a glass of spunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hubby would pimp me out for toilet rolls and painkillers at the moment I reckon

I'd never pimp you out princess, but you'd pimp me out for photos..

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I’d actually pay them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hubby would pimp me out for toilet rolls and painkillers at the moment I reckon

I'd never pimp you out princess, but you'd pimp me out for photos..

Hell yes, I'd spoil you to half a larger when you get home xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand gel and popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am a single Pringle but o have plenty of rice or maybe you want some hand wash pmsl

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By *ne Fish Two FishCouple
over a year ago

London

depends on offers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a fantasy

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By *ll480Man
over a year ago

Rougham

Dowdeswell DP2

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By *rsandBooMan
over a year ago

Reading

Diesel, def diesel...I can't afford it anymore

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By *est Mims LookingCouple
over a year ago

Crofton

A breeding pair of pigs lol have you seen the price of bacon

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By *riendly older leggy wifeCouple
over a year ago

london

Open to offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it went an old thread gets resurrected. I have two unopened Pringles tubes from a Christmas, make me an offer for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burger king meal seen the price.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Currently I'd pimped him out for a runny scotch egg and a pint of real ale as I'm craving them as I isolate.

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

2 comics & a ballon

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

"Currently I'd pimped him out for a runny scotch egg and a pint of real ale as I'm craving them as I isolate. "

Pimp not pimped. Just wanted to clarify incase this stopped anybody offering as they thought the deal had already been done.

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

Think the hubby would pimp me out for a PS5...

I'd just double what I used to charge

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By *wing66Couple
over a year ago

Burton-upon-trent

Has to be pigs in blankets. Anyone seen them in the shops?

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By *ibbleMan
over a year ago

Capestang, France

50p and a pound of grapes ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's face it, i and alot of the male half of the couples on here have been sort of pimping the Mrs out on here to guys for free! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peace and quiet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some gas and electric.

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By *edwayvoyeursCouple
over a year ago

Medway

Well now the BBC have created another mass panic over a cooking oil shortage. I'd have to say 10L of Olive oil!

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

If I had a wife, a multipack of space raiders (beef) and a crate of Barrs irn bru (glass bottles)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trailer for sale or rent? Pimping aint easy

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Think the hubby would pimp me out for a PS5...

I'd just double what I used to charge

Legend

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

A good uninterputed 8hrs sleep.

Cant remember last time I had that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 secs, just gonna check the account, and let you know what the current rate is. Then I’ll factor in future cost rises, inflation, rubbers, make up, etc……….oh fuck it, too much work. I’ll do it for a bag of haribo.

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

“Gator’s bitches better be using jimmies!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d have to pimp her out for a full tank of fuel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A good uninterputed 8hrs sleep.

Cant remember last time I had that."

How about a power nap, what do I get if I offer that?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

As I've just woke up, I read this as 'pumping the wife out'. I thought that must have been some session. Should have put my glasses on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong cup of tea, 1 sugar and a hobnob.

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By *izaandstuCouple
over a year ago

Wigan

We have tried this fantasy a few times its a massive turn on seeing her being horny and playing how they want her to do

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Snakes and Ladders and a Selection Box x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some silverware for the toon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken Fried Rice and an Allotment

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