FabSwingers.com forum: Steak and blow job day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's national steak and blow job day 14th March. Are you having steak and a blow job, or on your own with a pot noodle?

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

More like a wank and a microwave cheese burger for me !! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boiled eggs and dippy soldiers with a portion of loneliness on the side this end.

Nope, I just remembered I got no egg cups, so I dunno. Probably a cinnamon bun.

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

I am actually going for steak tomorrow night.... a blowie definitely won’t be on the cards unfortunately.

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By *lwenWoman
over a year ago

De12 area

Is it not a wank and lamb shank if your single..??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh man yet another day where i cant get involved

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By *harliMan
over a year ago

south

I would be so lucky.. more likely be food for 1 in front of the tv

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahhh man yet another day where i cant get involved

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Steak 'n' cheese subway and fleshlight for me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm veggie and have no penis

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

"Steak 'n' cheese subway and fleshlight for me then

brilliant

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Unfortunately my day tomorrow looks highly unlikely to feature either steak or a BJ. Shall need to issue M with an IOU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is going to be an excellent weekend...

Steak and blow job Saturday.

Then night out with the lads, could get lucky at Yates and end up rutting some pack horse in the car park.

Sunday night my Mrs normally gives me a wank....

This makes up for the football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to be steak and a hand shandy

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By *ootballFlowerCouple
over a year ago

Ollerton

Will have to nip to the shops to try and get some steak - I am very lucky as getting a blowjob is the easy part with G - she loves giving them!!

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By *oyle desiring dickWoman
over a year ago

a caffeinated bubble

Steak all the way... even giving my mate a cheeky bj too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It will be chicken licking day next month

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Alas no steak nor a lovely lady for the other requirement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am giving a blowjob and breakfast to a man, sadly no steak!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the steak for me today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just the steak for me today!

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I would offer, but I cant reach!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boiled eggs and dippy soldiers with a portion of loneliness on the side this end.

Nope, I just remembered I got no egg cups, so I dunno. Probably a cinnamon bun.

I can bring you some egg cups if you want to share?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just the steak for me today!

I would offer, but I cant reach!

Damn!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just the steak for me today!

Make that 2?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just the steak for me today!

Make that 2?"

Sad times!

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

"It's national steak and blow job day 14th March. Are you having steak and a blow job, or on your own with a pot noodle?

Pot noodle

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

[Removed by poster at 13/03/20 17:30:27]

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By *iptonblokeMan
over a year ago

tipton

My missus said its postponed due to coronavirus theres always an excuse lol

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

I’m going to try and get the pot noodle to blow job me

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"It's national steak and blow job day 14th March. Are you having steak and a blow job, or on your own with a pot noodle?

Just BJ day is fine with me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's national steak and blow job day 14th March. Are you having steak and a blow job, or on your own with a pot noodle?

Just BJ day is fine with me.

Perfect.. Lol

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Burger and a wank for me.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Is there any offers as I very much like both

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"Ahhh man yet another day where i cant get involved

Your welcome to cook me a steak and give me a blow job if your feeling left out.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I'm perfectly happy with trading a blowjob for a steak, the penis must be attached to Sebastian Stan though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need a vegan alternative for the steak, but happy to assist any BJ providers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Need a vegan alternative for the steak, but happy to assist any BJ providers

xx"

You could always have a nut cutlet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will just have to settle for greggs bacon roll and a hand shandy

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Looks like a pasty and a wank day

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Ahhh man yet another day where i cant get involved

I'll fry you a nice steak, impossiburger if you're vegan.

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Need a vegan alternative for the steak, but happy to assist any BJ providers

xx"

Impossiburger, lab grown meat

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Well I had my blowjob for breakfast and I'm hoping D makes his famous steak for tea.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm great at cooking steak if anyone fancies one

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I’m at home with the family, so it’ll probably be takeaway pizza

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Offering blow jobs tonight without the steak...but will take any protein offered !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may just surprise D

Nikki x

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Ahhh man yet another day where i cant get involved

Are you vegetarian?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

There will be no blowjob for me, Anita is out for the night on a meet with another lady.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like I am having no steak or giving any blow jobs

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

I can have steak but no one to blow

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Food choices unclear due to supermarket issues, but bliw jobs are definitely on the menu tonight. We might even take a few pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who needs steak for an excuse for a blowjob anyway? A pizza and a blowjob is also good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks like I am having no steak or giving any blow jobs

I'm sure you won't be short of offers

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm past caring now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a bacon butty for lunch and salmon for dinner for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So how is your evening going so far ? I've had steak for Breakfast steak for Lunch and steak for dinner. The blow jobs are getting out of hand now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told seeing as he was a vegetarian I owed him two blowjobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Due to Coronavirus the government changed it to pot noodle and a wank day

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

That explains why rib-eye was on offer in Morrisons.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I had tuna steak for tea. The blowjob is coming on Monday

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By *aCaiMan
over a year ago

Telford

No scheduled blowjobs so it’s not been a great year so far

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I had tuna steak for tea. The blowjob is coming on Monday

I didn't know we was meeting on Monday.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I had tuna steak for tea. The blowjob is coming on Monday

I didn't know we was meeting on Monday.

We not gent. I'm seeing my Mr lover man. I just hope he doesn't have another heart attack

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"It's national steak and blow job day 14th March. Are you having steak and a blow job, or on your own with a pot noodle?

Well, there was no steak but I got the blowjob

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

I didnt get a steak or a blue job

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I had tuna steak for tea. The blowjob is coming on Monday

I didn't know we was meeting on Monday.

We not gent. I'm seeing my Mr lover man. I just hope he doesn't have another heart attack

Try to be a little gentle with the poor guy then.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I had tuna steak for tea. The blowjob is coming on Monday

I didn't know we was meeting on Monday.

We not gent. I'm seeing my Mr lover man. I just hope he doesn't have another heart attack

Try to be a little gentle with the poor guy then.

I can't he turns me in to a animal but he likes it that way.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I had tuna steak for tea. The blowjob is coming on Monday

I didn't know we was meeting on Monday.

We not gent. I'm seeing my Mr lover man. I just hope he doesn't have another heart attack

Try to be a little gentle with the poor guy then.

I can't he turns me in to a animal but he likes it that way."

Just looking at you makes my heart miss a beat. So in person must be another level.

Just saying.

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By *nnaandchrisCouple
over a year ago

loughton

Sorry, takeaway Curry no steak last night. But BJ done!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I had pasta, the supermarket didn't have steak. It didn't have any meat at all actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am giving a blowjob and breakfast to a man, sadly no steak!"

Lucky guy. I’d settle for the bj

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I just remembered I got no egg cups"

You can use the egg box it came out of.

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By *ptimus758Man
over a year ago

brentwood

I had steak and blow job last night..... Think it was more coincidental then planned though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the blowjob but not the steak, but what I had also was far better than any steak

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

Mr had the steak on the 13th but not the blowjob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steak yes, can’t even remember the last bj I had

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had pasta, the supermarket didn't have steak. It didn't have any meat at all actually

Oh dear . I'm sure you could have had plenty offers

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I had a packet of crisps and a wank .....

... before you ask, Pickled Onion MM obviously

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