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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Just talk about anything else , literally anything fucking else .

Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got the day off today Slim, I'm gonna put the music on soon REALLY FUCKING LOUD and housework.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I've got the day off today Slim, I'm gonna put the music on soon REALLY FUCKING LOUD and housework.

What tunes you pumping out ??

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By *rMrsRichCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouh

Oh yes thank god!

So apparently Irish people cannot understand a Black Country accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to cook something really delicious for dinner tonight but can’t think what. Any ideas?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Oh yes thank god!

So apparently Irish people cannot understand a Black Country accent

To be fair , neither can I

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I want to cook something really delicious for dinner tonight but can’t think what. Any ideas?"

Homemade Shepherd's Pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh yes thank god!

So apparently Irish people cannot understand a Black Country accent

Really?

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over a year ago

"I want to cook something really delicious for dinner tonight but can’t think what. Any ideas?

Homemade Shepherd's Pie

Why thank you. That’s what I’ll do

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By *rMrsRichCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouh

"Oh yes thank god!

So apparently Irish people cannot understand a Black Country accent

To be fair , neither can I

Haha it’s a good job I don’t type in a Black Country accent otherwise yooma screwed.

Oh wait oops!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh yes thank god!

So apparently Irish people cannot understand a Black Country accent

I knew it, bloody racists.

Also should it not be renamed a country of colour accent these days?

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By *rMrsRichCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouh

"Oh yes thank god!

So apparently Irish people cannot understand a Black Country accent

Really?

Really. In costa I ordered a hazelnut latte with whole milk and was given an almond latte with oat milk

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I want to cook something really delicious for dinner tonight but can’t think what. Any ideas?

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Why thank you. That’s what I’ll do

My pleasure

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Oh yes thank god!

So apparently Irish people cannot understand a Black Country accent

To be fair , neither can I

Haha it’s a good job I don’t type in a Black Country accent otherwise yooma screwed.

Oh wait oops!

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By *rMrsRichCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouh

"Oh yes thank god!

So apparently Irish people cannot understand a Black Country accent

I knew it, bloody racists.

Also should it not be renamed a country of colour accent these days? "

I’m not sure black people would agree?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"C...

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You mean Digestives surely sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just talk about anything else , literally anything fucking else .

Please

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Unfortunately you mentioned it in the title of the thread

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Just talk about anything else , literally anything fucking else .

Please

Unfortunately you mentioned it in the title of the thread

Well yes , but I dont want to see it anywhere else in this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I finally had a shave today and I'm hoping some nice female would like to feel how smooth my head is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steak and Haggis pie with cheesy shortcrust pastry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got the day off today Slim, I'm gonna put the music on soon REALLY FUCKING LOUD and housework.

What tunes you pumping out ?? "

Not decided yet. Maybe listen without prejudice? Not heard that for an age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I finally had a shave today and I'm hoping some nice female would like to feel how smooth my head is."

Head of what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh yes thank god!

So apparently Irish people cannot understand a Black Country accent

Really?

Really. In costa I ordered a hazelnut latte with whole milk and was given an almond latte with oat milk

Perhaps it was one of those know it all baristas who thought they knew what would be better for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our local Haven park opens today, might nip in for tea

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I've got the day off today Slim, I'm gonna put the music on soon REALLY FUCKING LOUD and housework.

What tunes you pumping out ??

Not decided yet. Maybe listen without prejudice? Not heard that for an age

P"
Top Album .

George had the purest singing voice in his prime

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Our local Haven park opens today, might nip in for tea

Go for it

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By *rMrsRichCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouh

"Oh yes thank god!

So apparently Irish people cannot understand a Black Country accent

Really?

Really. In costa I ordered a hazelnut latte with whole milk and was given an almond latte with oat milk

Perhaps it was one of those know it all baristas who thought they knew what would be better for you?"

Probably! Forced veganism I betcha!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Can any lady here hold the Crow/Frog or Crane yogic poses?

.....I have some rather vulgar ideas in my head.....

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By *WillowxWoman
over a year ago

Oo err Devon

"I want to cook something really delicious for dinner tonight but can’t think what. Any ideas?

Homemade Shepherd's Pie

Why thank you. That’s what I’ll do

Mm good call.. Its a classic but soo good!

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

It seems that bears are coming out of hibernation earlier this year than ever before. There are concerns they won’t have enough to eat and their cubs will suffer come breeding season.

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

I just fetched ancher bolts. Suns beginning to make appearances so I'm putting hard points in for garden hammock -egg -swing

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I want to cook something really delicious for dinner tonight but can’t think what. Any ideas?

Homemade Shepherd's Pie

Why thank you. That’s what I’ll do

Mm good call.. Its a classic but soo good! "
I aim to please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh yes thank god!

So apparently Irish people cannot understand a Black Country accent

Really?

Really. In costa I ordered a hazelnut latte with whole milk and was given an almond latte with oat milk

Perhaps it was one of those know it all baristas who thought they knew what would be better for you?

Probably! Forced veganism I betcha! "

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

My little dog is eyeing up my sandwich

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My little dog is eyeing up my sandwich "

Then he should have it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having steak for tea

And having a lovely weekend in.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm having steak for tea

And having a lovely weekend in. "

Good on ya

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Come on then , let's chat bollocks about anything other than you know what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm debating on getting a kitten

I'm mad and old and single so I'm missing something ...

I'm not sure though - will it be OK when I'm at work?

I'd worry!

Also there are a lot of other cats in my neighborhood I wouldn't want it to get beaten up!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm debating on getting a kitten

I'm mad and old and single so I'm missing something ...

I'm not sure though - will it be OK when I'm at work?

I'd worry!

Also there are a lot of other cats in my neighborhood I wouldn't want it to get beaten up!

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Get a dog then , the cats wont bother you and you can go on lovely walks

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over a year ago

"I'm debating on getting a kitten

I'm mad and old and single so I'm missing something ...

I'm not sure though - will it be OK when I'm at work?

I'd worry!

Also there are a lot of other cats in my neighborhood I wouldn't want it to get beaten up!

Get a dog then , the cats wont bother you and you can go on lovely walks

I couldn't have a dod - it would be alone too often because of my job - it wouldn't be fair!

I thought a cat because they're more independent and I would get one of those electronic cat flap thingies.

But I'm nervous of it bringing creatures in as I had a cat once that was a serial killer

Maybe I'll get a fish instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh yes thank god!

So apparently Irish people cannot understand a Black Country accent

Got both yam yam (black country) friends, and Irish friends and theres no problem with them

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm debating on getting a kitten

I'm mad and old and single so I'm missing something ...

I'm not sure though - will it be OK when I'm at work?

I'd worry!

Also there are a lot of other cats in my neighborhood I wouldn't want it to get beaten up!

Get a dog then , the cats wont bother you and you can go on lovely walks

I couldn't have a dod - it would be alone too often because of my job - it wouldn't be fair!

I thought a cat because they're more independent and I would get one of those electronic cat flap thingies.

But I'm nervous of it bringing creatures in as I had a cat once that was a serial killer

Maybe I'll get a fish instead

Rabbit , Hamster , Guinea Pig , Snake , Tarantula, Tortoise , Iguana are all other options

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm debating on getting a kitten

I'm mad and old and single so I'm missing something ...

I'm not sure though - will it be OK when I'm at work?

I'd worry!

Also there are a lot of other cats in my neighborhood I wouldn't want it to get beaten up!

Get a Siamese, Burmese or Bengal...more likely to be the 'beater upper' than the beaten lol

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By *az080378Woman
over a year ago

Cromer

"I'm debating on getting a kitten

I'm mad and old and single so I'm missing something ...

I'm not sure though - will it be OK when I'm at work?

I'd worry!

Also there are a lot of other cats in my neighborhood I wouldn't want it to get beaten up!

Get a Siamese, Burmese or Bengal...more likely to be the 'beater upper' than the beaten lol"

I've had a Siamese and a Bengal, both beautiful cats, the Siamese was so laid back and lazy, the Bengal thought he was a dog. I miss them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think if I invited my friends over for a clean the house party I’d get any takers. Have decluttered and decorated my spare bedroom and now the rest of the house needs cleaning up x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Do you think if I invited my friends over for a clean the house party I’d get any takers. Have decluttered and decorated my spare bedroom and now the rest of the house needs cleaning up x

If you provide Gin & Cake , they will come

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over a year ago

"I'm debating on getting a kitten

I'm mad and old and single so I'm missing something ...

I'm not sure though - will it be OK when I'm at work?

I'd worry!

Also there are a lot of other cats in my neighborhood I wouldn't want it to get beaten up!

Get a dog then , the cats wont bother you and you can go on lovely walks

I couldn't have a dod - it would be alone too often because of my job - it wouldn't be fair!

I thought a cat because they're more independent and I would get one of those electronic cat flap thingies.

But I'm nervous of it bringing creatures in as I had a cat once that was a serial killer

Maybe I'll get a fish instead

Get a Maine Coon kitten

Mine come on walks with me and swim in the lake with me when the weather's warm enough. None of them have to wear harnesses/leads, but they take to them quite easily. And they're very entertaining

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I need sunshine, failing that a bacon buttie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it a better title mate, you mentioned the c word in the title, but your right. To many threads

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I need sunshine, failing that a bacon buttie."

Sunshine would be awesome , this wank weather makes me grumpier than normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone got anymore toilet roll?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Anyone got anymore toilet roll?"

I have , erm .. shitloads

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

My little dog is eyeing up my waffles and eggs

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I want to cook something really delicious for dinner tonight but can’t think what. Any ideas?

Homemade Shepherd's Pie

Why thank you. That’s what I’ll do

What time is dinner and what should I bring? Cake, wine. Cake and wine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off to the pub later

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over a year ago

"I'm debating on getting a kitten

I'm mad and old and single so I'm missing something ...

I'm not sure though - will it be OK when I'm at work?

I'd worry!

Also there are a lot of other cats in my neighborhood I wouldn't want it to get beaten up!

Get a dog then , the cats wont bother you and you can go on lovely walks

I couldn't have a dod - it would be alone too often because of my job - it wouldn't be fair!

I thought a cat because they're more independent and I would get one of those electronic cat flap thingies.

But I'm nervous of it bringing creatures in as I had a cat once that was a serial killer

Maybe I'll get a fish instead

Get a Maine Coon kitten

Mine come on walks with me and swim in the lake with me when the weather's warm enough. None of them have to wear harnesses/leads, but they take to them quite easily. And they're very entertaining

Oh wow I had to Google what a Main Coon was - what an amazing animal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm debating on getting a kitten

I'm mad and old and single so I'm missing something ...

I'm not sure though - will it be OK when I'm at work?

I'd worry!

Also there are a lot of other cats in my neighborhood I wouldn't want it to get beaten up!

Get a Siamese, Burmese or Bengal...more likely to be the 'beater upper' than the beaten lol

I've had a Siamese and a Bengal, both beautiful cats, the Siamese was so laid back and lazy, the Bengal thought he was a dog. I miss them"

Awww I love Siamese cats - so good natured.

My old serial killer cat Moe was half Siamese

Maybe it was the other half that was the serial killer - the other side of his personality was badly behaved too though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need sunshine, failing that a bacon buttie."

Have the Bacon Buttie...probably last longer than the sunshine at the moment

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Carry on

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