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Easter bunny, tooth fairy and Santa!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Advert came on the radio this morning about Easter egg appeal and buying an extra egg so every kid in the county has an Easter egg.

I thought it was a perfect opportunity to see if my 10 year old daughter still believes or not. Would save me a few quid cos Easter Sunday involves decorating the house, Easter egg hunt and a shit tonne of eggs.

Anyway I said where do Easter eggs come from, she said the Easter bunny, and some from you and nanny and everyone else but the Easter bunny comes until you’re 18. I said ok, what about Santa, she said yeah he comes till you’re 18 and elf on the shelf and the tooth fairy!

Fuck sake like!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha unlucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Advert came on the radio this morning about Easter egg appeal and buying an extra egg so every kid in the county has an Easter egg.

I thought it was a perfect opportunity to see if my 10 year old daughter still believes or not. Would save me a few quid cos Easter Sunday involves decorating the house, Easter egg hunt and a shit tonne of eggs.

Anyway I said where do Easter eggs come from, she said the Easter bunny, and some from you and nanny and everyone else but the Easter bunny comes until you’re 18. I said ok, what about Santa, she said yeah he comes till you’re 18 and elf on the shelf and the tooth fairy!

Fuck sake like!! "

You will miss it one day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s a bit slow on the uptake. She should have said until your at least 40

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Kids know they're not real they just keep up the pretence because they know us parents love all that stuff.

My daughter told me that a few years ago.

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

My Son’s only 3 and a half and has already started pointing out contradictions and observations to his Mum and I about Santa so I doubt I’ll get many Santa years out of him. I told him Santa comes to Mummy and Daddy’s house because he’s so special and a lovely wee boy so he started telling his cousin he wasn’t special because Santa only brought him toys to one house

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

My 9 year old (10 in two weeks) is aware they’re not real (thanks to his School pals!) but he keeps up the pretence for my youngest.

I’ll be glad when i no longer have to be the tooth fairy as i keep forgetting to collect the tooth and leave the money - that has caused two fraught mornings at least!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

You had me at Easter Egg hunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My 9 year old (10 in two weeks) is aware they’re not real (thanks to his School pals!) but he keeps up the pretence for my youngest.

I’ll be glad when i no longer have to be the tooth fairy as i keep forgetting to collect the tooth and leave the money - that has caused two fraught mornings at least! "

She said to me before about the tooth fairy, how come the last tooth she gave me a fiver but this time only gave me 50p? couldn’t say it’s what cash she had in her purse. I said the 50p is cos you forced the tooth out and didn’t let it come out naturally!

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