FabSwingers.com forum: Things that put you off a profile?

By *essie. OP Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

Over the toilet photos

Passive aggressive status updates

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Endless lists of requirements.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Close up genital pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bareback photos,

Text speak,

No offers of cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do’s & Don'ts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/03/20 20:45:14]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over the toilet photos

Passive aggressive status updates

Here,here !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck anything attitude

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

Close up cunt-spread pictures, particularly if they are cum filled.

Women in pictures on a male's profile.

Ironic I know, but lack of profile information. Even worse 'I'll fill this in later' when the profile is a year old!

37 cock pics at differing angles

Messy backgrounds in pictures

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

The user name sometimes

Silhouette avatar

Cock pic avatar

Tattoos

Little written in profile

Text short cuts

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Over toilet

In disabled toilets

Fill in later

Just ask

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Dirty fingernails...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boring run of the mill (esp. Suits) profile pics and trying to be too likeable. Can't stand profiles that try to be people pleasers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drug references,bareback pics,x,fill in later and user name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of cock pics

Bum hole pics

Cum pics

Single profiles with other people in the pics

Sydney university bollocks

Title your message with the word blah blah to prove you’ve read my profile

Fill in later

N x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/03/20 20:48:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many things

It's easier to say what I do like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who clearly don't know what they are missing by blocking/ reporting me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Close up genital pics

Bloody grim. Or pics up the arsehole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was designed to put people off originally

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Endless lists of requirements. "

This. People who send annoying messages aren’t going to be arsed reading your wall of text so it’s pointless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing pictures on single guys profiles of them with other women. Total turn off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bareback photos,

Text speak,

No offers of cake."

What type of cake? Is this turning into a Swinging Bake Off?

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By *odieCI5Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Hairy matted chuffs

Predictable must haves

Up there own arse

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

[Removed by poster at 12/03/20 20:57:28]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hairy matted chuffs

Predictable must haves

Up there own arse

Hairy matted chuffs

N x

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Boring profile text

Boring pics of the same pose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel attacked right now

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

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Sydney university bollocks

Title your message with the word blah blah to prove you’ve read my profile

Those two in particular put me off. The Sydney one (or even worse the altered Facebook one), just make me think the person must be thick.

They probably aren't, but it's where my head goes.

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

"Close up genital pics

This especially the ones that are dripping with bodily juices.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over the toilet photos

Passive aggressive status updates

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very negative do's and don'ts, overly graphic pics, lots of play veris oh and graphic status updates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close up cunt-spread pictures especially if they're cum covered.

Bareback pictures and bad attitudes.

Long novel profiles repeating things over and over again when they could of said it all with a couple of paragraphs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long lists, and to do list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twenty cock pics, from about ten different angles. All cocks just look the same after a while on FAB!

Not even trying to write anything about themselves or what they are looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny status.

Statement that we're here for the same thing.

Endless cock pictures from all possible angles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they spell discreet wrong.

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By *wistedTooCouple
over a year ago

Frimley

Profile pic as cock photo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also the legal disclaimers in all forms. They’re all pointless.

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By *winger212Woman
over a year ago

Live in spain

A cum shot.... Uugh

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By *iss ScherzzoWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Most of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stupid, disgusting or cocky usernames.

Fab straight.

Twats who ask for advice in forums about their profile or pictures - yet don't take any advice on board.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Aged below 30

Any mention of 420

Cock or action shots

Lack of information, it’s nice to know what others like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Long lists, and to do list"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask if you want to know

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By *offee and KinksCouple
over a year ago

Notts/Derby

Endless genital pictures ...

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Aged below 30

Any mention of 420

Cock or action shots

Lack of information, it’s nice to know what others like.

Yeah anyone that says 420 / drug friendly is an immediate no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who want exceptional men and cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been here before, know the score"

"I'm not on here to shag my way through this site"

Fill in later.

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By *edandLouCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Send face pic with first message or I will block you."

Any mention of "getting on it"

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I have 96 toilet rolls stashed to one side, and 10kg of pasta"

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By *man79Man
over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

Dick pics!!!

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

""I have 96 toilet rolls stashed to one side, and 10kg of pasta""

You will need all them toilet roles after eating that much pasta and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Explicit pictures

Loads of verifications and detailed verifications! Totally ridiculous!!

Use of the word “pussy”

Bottles up ya bum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aged below 30

Any mention of 420

Cock or action shots

Lack of information, it’s nice to know what others like.

Yeah anyone that says 420 / drug friendly is an immediate no. "

Yep me as well , no druggies for me

Single female profiies that bang on about being a couple and meet with partner.

get on a couple profile

Walls of text like an essay

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

People only Looking for gym fit when they themselves look like they have not seen the entrance to a gym in years, let alone the inside of one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What always gets me is women who are looking for men only over 8 inches or whatever and they make it clear that if you are any smaller not to message them because they don't want to know.

But all the men who they're having sex with in the pics are clearly smaller than they request.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Willy pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drug promoters (Drugys)

I/we are professional (egotists)

Must put messages heading (egotists)

Close up dick or pussy pics (gross)

To much info (like reading a book)

To little info (cant he bothered)

Close up bum hole pics

Similar repeated pics (boring)

Dirty room or nails (off putting)

Tensing muscles (stupid)

What's that pics (weird)

This list can go on and on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies that request " face pic with first message or instant block " and not a single photo of any sort on their own profile...this does make me laugh tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the above plus empty profiles porn grab photos Phone numbers and let's chat Kik/Sc links

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Cock pics

Action shots on a single's profile

Any use of the word 'yous'

Disgusting or titled user names: Sir, Master, Lord, King etc.

Mundane text.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every sentence beginning with "I".

Genuine professional.

I don't bite, only if you want me to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

veris that say " I've met this sexy veluptuous woman 26 times now over the last 13 years she's what fabs all about don't mess this one about, i can't wait till next time see you tuesday at club DP, she looks a little older than the first time i met her but she goes like Robert Louis Stevensons Rocket "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who won’t suck other men’s dicks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fwb profiles on a couple profile because it’s not a real couple just an attempt at getting a single female unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile names

People saying 'I can promise I'll make you squirt'

Put this in your message title or message will be deleted

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By *ent_couple2019Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

"Dirty fingernails..."

With you on this!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Endless lists of requirements. "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cannot Accommodate

Cannot Travel

Well how many people do you think are in walking distance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not interested in single men

looking for a bisexual woman

the hubby leading a couples profile

no more than 5 miles away

I'm very busy may take me a week to get back to you

only looking for genuine professionals jeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything here. Sounds like endless excuses.

If you only meet in clubs, why you here ?

Bragging, party invites, Been or going , just says no intention of meeting see above excuse.

420 or Charlie or gear ... fu@k off idiots

Who Cars about sex pictures, cock pics, vag pics. Cum pics .

This is a sex meeting site , your gonna get em

No one expects you to shag everyone ...

Why have you got close ups and genital pictures, even if they are friends only or private

At the end of the day , it’s supposed to be about a spicy sex life , meeting people , Fun , not your endless disappointment at not finding that perfect couple or lone female, because your fed up just shagging the mrs or her him

did say all that ... holy shit ... my mail box is going to be emptier than empty.. no change there.

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By *iss ScherzzoWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I thought of another.

Guys who use the word “hung” in their username when they clearly aren’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone calling themselves Masters or professional gents really put me off. Vulgar usernames and cock pics too x

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

all above

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By *uff the Boner!Man
over a year ago

SWANSEA

So Boner is crude then I guess?!!

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

single discreat choosy professunal

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