FabSwingers.com forum: Where are you while on fab just now?

By *ordo320 OP Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

So, where are you and what are you up to?

I’m relaxing in bed after dinner watching TV.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

In the bath with a whiskey

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

On my bed, thinking I really need to clean some football boots but it requires so much effort

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

If I tell you, do you promise not to hide in the bushes outside

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

In the kitchen / family room watching TV and drinking wine whilst waiting for the cottage pie to cook

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

On the sofa waiting for an app to update on laptop. Been over 2 hours.......

T is watching the golf

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my front room but contemplating bed

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

In bed as I'm knackered and my bones ache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my sofa with the lurgy, having medicinal red wine and looking for something to watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat on the sofa with Masterchef on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been spoons for Curry night now home watching dart's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my bed

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Sat on the sofa with Masterchef on "

How is it fitting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sat on the sofa with Masterchef on

How is it fitting?"

A touch snug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On bed chilling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the sofa watching friends and eating chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat on my computer chair with my feet up and a brew

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

On top of bed ceiling gazing

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

On the sofa having just had a lovely bit of rump(steak that is lol) about to watch the golf..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the sofa with a blanket feeling ill

N x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laid on the bed after a nice bath watching Power on Netflix.. James saint patrick come to me ( what a dish he is)

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

Stood waiting for the kettle to boil for a cuppa

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Sat on the sofa with Masterchef on

How is it fitting?

A touch snug

Just tell John Torrode to fuck right off then ... should give some room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the sofa watching the world fall apart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the sofa , eating pizza enjoying a post O glow

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

Waiting in the car for one of my clan to finish sports training.

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

In bed with crisps watching a terrible movie

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

On sofa, just chilling having just finished making a Jack Daniel's - infused birthday cake for a Jack-o-holic

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

In bed relaxing after a long ass day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a soak in the bath trying not to drop my tablet pc into the water.

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By *assionate explorer 1Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

In front of the telly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the sofa contemplating bed

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By *ayRosesWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Lying on my bed trying (and failing) to take sexy pictures of myself in my new lovehoney purchases

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By *eadchefski1970Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Stuck in a bloody hotel room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the sofa playing the Switch. L’s having an early night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aaaa

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

In the front watching tv with house mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In bed

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By *winger212Woman
over a year ago

Live in spain

I'm on my recliner enjoying wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At work on a break by myself . My dirty little secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my bed. Telly on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the sofa drinking tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the bath with a whiskey

Bloody Irish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems we are all in bed together lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just need a big spoon now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just need a big spoon now

Pick me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat on the couch watching oceans 11

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On bed after having a heavy dinner.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm laying on my bed, in my pj's.

Jo.Xx

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I'm laying on my bed, in my pj's.

Jo.Xx "

You just had to make me imagine it didn't ya??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freshly showered and laying on top of my bed in my dressing gown

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Freshly showered and laying on top of my bed in my dressing gown

Ffs ... you too ..

Calm monkey mind ... calm ... drink wine ... yes ... there you go

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Freshly showered and laying on top of my bed in my dressing gown

Ffs ... you too ..

Calm monkey mind ... calm ... drink wine ... yes ... there you go"

Step away from the wine Monkey!

Jo.Xx

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Freshly showered and laying on top of my bed in my dressing gown

Ffs ... you too ..

Calm monkey mind ... calm ... drink wine ... yes ... there you go

Step away from the wine Monkey!

Jo.Xx "

You'll have to peal it out of my cold dead hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Freshly showered and laying on top of my bed in my dressing gown

Ffs ... you too ..

Calm monkey mind ... calm ... drink wine ... yes ... there you go

Step away from the wine Monkey!

Jo.Xx "

Where can I get a wine monkey? If I click my fingers will it pour me a glass? I say me, B drinks more than I do, but when I do I have a tendency to drink my own bodyweight in alcohol.

I'm not sure I want a wine monkey though. They sound cool enough but I may end up loving it more than B and that would be a crime. I don't want my wine monkey and B having fist fights and flinging arse cigars at one another. It'll be anarchy

Who's stupid idea was a fucking wine monkey?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Freshly showered and laying on top of my bed in my dressing gown

Ffs ... you too ..

Calm monkey mind ... calm ... drink wine ... yes ... there you go

Step away from the wine Monkey!

Jo.Xx

Where can I get a wine monkey? If I click my fingers will it pour me a glass? I say me, B drinks more than I do, but when I do I have a tendency to drink my own bodyweight in alcohol.

Who's stupid idea was a fucking wine monkey?

Monkey writes a business plan for monkey sommeliers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/03/20 22:03:36]

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

On my sofa, it will soon be onesie o'clock

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Freshly showered and laying on top of my bed in my dressing gown

Ffs ... you too ..

Calm monkey mind ... calm ... drink wine ... yes ... there you go

Step away from the wine Monkey!

Jo.Xx

Where can I get a wine monkey? If I click my fingers will it pour me a glass? I say me, B drinks more than I do, but when I do I have a tendency to drink my own bodyweight in alcohol.

Who's stupid idea was a fucking wine monkey?

Wtf.

I like baby monkey's.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Freshly showered and laying on top of my bed in my dressing gown

Ffs ... you too ..

Calm monkey mind ... calm ... drink wine ... yes ... there you go

Step away from the wine Monkey!

Jo.Xx

Where can I get a wine monkey? If I click my fingers will it pour me a glass? I say me, B drinks more than I do, but when I do I have a tendency to drink my own bodyweight in alcohol.

Who's stupid idea was a fucking wine monkey?

Monkey writes a business plan for monkey sommeliers

Oh great, now the monkeys are doing somersaults and gymnastics. Stop making them so damn cute dammit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[fat thumb amputated by poster at 12/03/20 22:03:36]"

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

[Removed by poster at 12/03/20 22:06:06]

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Freshly showered and laying on top of my bed in my dressing gown

Ffs ... you too ..

Calm monkey mind ... calm ... drink wine ... yes ... there you go

Step away from the wine Monkey!

Jo.Xx

Where can I get a wine monkey? If I click my fingers will it pour me a glass? I say me, B drinks more than I do, but when I do I have a tendency to drink my own bodyweight in alcohol.

Who's stupid idea was a fucking wine monkey?

Wtf.

I like baby monkey's.

Jo.Xx "

Oo Jo wants my babies?

Music on ... ah yes

Let's get it on ...

Here Jo .... drink wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my sofa, it will soon be onesie o'clock

You sleep in onesie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snuggled up in bed

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Freshly showered and laying on top of my bed in my dressing gown

Ffs ... you too ..

Calm monkey mind ... calm ... drink wine ... yes ... there you go

Step away from the wine Monkey!

Jo.Xx

Where can I get a wine monkey? If I click my fingers will it pour me a glass? I say me, B drinks more than I do, but when I do I have a tendency to drink my own bodyweight in alcohol.

Who's stupid idea was a fucking wine monkey?

Monkey writes a business plan for monkey sommeliers

Oh great, now the monkeys are doing somersaults and gymnastics. Stop making them so damn cute dammit

Monkey pours P sone wine .. this a fruity number undertone of pepper and summer fruit ... good with game

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

On the shitter.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"On my sofa, it will soon be onesie o'clock

You sleep in onesie?

If you think I should then totally yes, if not then no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Freshly showered and laying on top of my bed in my dressing gown

Ffs ... you too ..

Calm monkey mind ... calm ... drink wine ... yes ... there you go

Step away from the wine Monkey!

Jo.Xx

Where can I get a wine monkey? If I click my fingers will it pour me a glass? I say me, B drinks more than I do, but when I do I have a tendency to drink my own bodyweight in alcohol.

Who's stupid idea was a fucking wine monkey?

Monkey writes a business plan for monkey sommeliers

Oh great, now the monkeys are doing somersaults and gymnastics. Stop making them so damn cute dammit

Monkey pours P sone wine .. this a fruity number undertone of pepper and summer fruit ... good with game"

And now pheasants too!!! I love animals and you're turning my house into a menagerie. I'll never have sex or make love again coz I won't want my fur babies to need eye bleach. Whyyyyyyy whyyyyyyyy whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Freshly showered and laying on top of my bed in my dressing gown

Ffs ... you too ..

Calm monkey mind ... calm ... drink wine ... yes ... there you go

Step away from the wine Monkey!

Jo.Xx

Where can I get a wine monkey? If I click my fingers will it pour me a glass? I say me, B drinks more than I do, but when I do I have a tendency to drink my own bodyweight in alcohol.

Who's stupid idea was a fucking wine monkey?

Monkey writes a business plan for monkey sommeliers

Oh great, now the monkeys are doing somersaults and gymnastics. Stop making them so damn cute dammit

Monkey pours P sone wine .. this a fruity number undertone of pepper and summer fruit ... good with game

Monkey pours B wine also... he might as well have 1 vice

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