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"Cheese grater?" Reusable and dishwasher safe. Good idea | |||
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"Just use your hand, you're meant to be washing them loads anyway. " Cheaper and if you save your poos for just before showertime, bonus | |||
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"Just use your hand, you're meant to be washing them loads anyway. Cheaper and if you save your poos for just before showertime, bonus " Douche! | |||
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"So, usually when I do a shop, I buy toilet roll in bulk, mainly because it works out cheaper and toilet paper doesn't rot so just put it in a cupboard and forget about it. No point buying small packs. But, I don't want to buy a big pack now because I'll look like a dick head whos panic buying. So, what toilet paper alternatives could I buy instead?" Use your left hand. Eat with your right! | |||
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"Pampas grass " Shouldn’t all swingers have that in the garden already | |||
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"Douche shower attachment for that squeaky clean botton " Bottom even | |||
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"So, usually when I do a shop, I buy toilet roll in bulk, mainly because it works out cheaper and toilet paper doesn't rot so just put it in a cupboard and forget about it. No point buying small packs. But, I don't want to buy a big pack now because I'll look like a dick head whos panic buying. So, what toilet paper alternatives could I buy instead?" Pasta...oh wait | |||
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"The Sun Newspaper This " Where the bleeding hell do you expect me to get hold of on of them? Also wiping your bum with a shitty rag seems a bit counterproductive! | |||
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"Just use your hand, you're meant to be washing them loads anyway. Cheaper and if you save your poos for just before showertime, bonus Douche! " Oh no no no no no no. Think I'll leave that one for you and I'll stick with the shower afterwards | |||
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"The Sun Newspaper This Where the bleeding hell do you expect me to get hold of on of them? Also wiping your bum with a shitty rag seems a bit counterproductive!" Isn't reading The Sun a huge no no in Liverpool? | |||
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"The Sun Newspaper This Where the bleeding hell do you expect me to get hold of on of them? Also wiping your bum with a shitty rag seems a bit counterproductive! Isn't reading The Sun a huge no no in Liverpool?" At this point I'd be impressed if you could find one in Liverpool, nevermind read it. | |||
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"So, usually when I do a shop, I buy toilet roll in bulk, mainly because it works out cheaper and toilet paper doesn't rot so just put it in a cupboard and forget about it. No point buying small packs. But, I don't want to buy a big pack now because I'll look like a dick head whos panic buying. So, what toilet paper alternatives could I buy instead?" Newspaper like what previous generations had to do | |||
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"Can someone explain why they think they need loo rolls? " They facilitate the removal of sh1te from my a-hole. | |||
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"I heard on the radio today about something called a bum gun. Can be found on facebook. Honestly it's a thing." The whole (hole) reason this thread exists is because of Farcebook. People are incapable of logical thought...Oh Brenda posted that since her dog's cousin got covid-23 she hasn't stopped shitting. I'm away out to buy toilet roll. Please share. | |||
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"Pressure washer" Hey in Thailand all the bogs have a little hose gun attached to the cold water supply....a bit like a pressure washer, but works a treat | |||
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"I heard on the radio today about something called a bum gun. Can be found on facebook. Honestly it's a thing." I've got a porridge gun | |||
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"Pressure washer Hey in Thailand all the bogs have a little hose gun attached to the cold water supply....a bit like a pressure washer, but works a treat " Yeah I’ve experienced those in a number of countries. Some of them are vicious. | |||
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"I heard on the radio today about something called a bum gun. Can be found on facebook. Honestly it's a thing. I've got a porridge gun " Aka the golden spurtle | |||
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"Pressure washer Hey in Thailand all the bogs have a little hose gun attached to the cold water supply....a bit like a pressure washer, but works a treat " Great for spraying shit at high pressure off your arse and all over the toilet and tiles. | |||
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"Pressure washer Hey in Thailand all the bogs have a little hose gun attached to the cold water supply....a bit like a pressure washer, but works a treat Yeah I’ve experienced those in a number of countries. Some of them are vicious." You know when you've misjudged and caught a low hanging nut with one! | |||
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"Pressure washer Hey in Thailand all the bogs have a little hose gun attached to the cold water supply....a bit like a pressure washer, but works a treat Yeah I’ve experienced those in a number of countries. Some of them are vicious." They are good for when you get dehydrated from a long flight and you have no poo knife | |||
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"The Sun Newspaper This Where the bleeding hell do you expect me to get hold of on of them? Also wiping your bum with a shitty rag seems a bit counterproductive! Isn't reading The Sun a huge no no in Liverpool?" It should be a huge no no across the whole country | |||
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"So, usually when I do a shop, I buy toilet roll in bulk, mainly because it works out cheaper and toilet paper doesn't rot so just put it in a cupboard and forget about it. No point buying small packs. But, I don't want to buy a big pack now because I'll look like a dick head whos panic buying. So, what toilet paper alternatives could I buy instead? Newspaper like what previous generations had to do " I get all my news on my laptop. As an alternative to toilet paper, it's painful and starting to get expensive. | |||
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"So, usually when I do a shop, I buy toilet roll in bulk, mainly because it works out cheaper and toilet paper doesn't rot so just put it in a cupboard and forget about it. No point buying small packs. But, I don't want to buy a big pack now because I'll look like a dick head whos panic buying. So, what toilet paper alternatives could I buy instead?" Adult pull up pads | |||
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"Remember the 'Government Property' toilet paper? It was like grease-proof paper,had no absorbancy what so ever" Izal, you can still get it. | |||
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"Remember the 'Government Property' toilet paper? It was like grease-proof paper,had no absorbancy what so ever" In Delhi University, they call this the "John Wayne" toilet paper because it's white, very tough and takes no shit from Indians. | |||
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"Remember the 'Government Property' toilet paper? It was like grease-proof paper,had no absorbancy what so ever In Delhi University, they call this the "John Wayne" toilet paper because it's white, very tough and takes no shit from Indians. " | |||
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