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"First" Just got in from work and eating cereal because I can 
Evening everypeople! | |||
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"Dammit "Yay me! | |||
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"First" Good evening Blue eyes and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a 6 pack of Andrex toilet paper... | |||
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"First Good evening Blue eyes and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a 6 pack of Andrex toilet paper... "Hells yeah! I'm gonna wipe my arse like there is no tomorrow | |||
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"First Good evening Blue eyes and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a 6 pack of Andrex toilet paper... "Oi don't you go giving away our precious stash!  | |||
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"Dammit
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"Dammit
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"Dammit "Good evening....You were close this time! | |||
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"Dammit
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Still say was a draw
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"Dammit
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"Evening" Good evening Midnight....Has it been another great day?.... | |||
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"Dammit
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Still say was a draw
Ok, you can have 3 rolls of toilet paper
Legend "No worries
Hear that Lorna? LEGEND  | |||
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"3rd!" Good evening Cat...Thats not a bad position to be on the late thread.... | |||
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"Dammit
Yay me!
Still say was a draw
Ok, you can have 3 rolls of toilet paper
Legend
No worries
Hear that Lorna? LEGEND "I can think of another word ending in end that would also work. | |||
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"Good evening. I’m lying watching Whose Line Is It Anyway and drinking tea while my good lady enjoys a post-coital bath. Watching Whose Line is making me wonder what Fab improv would be like..." Good evening Geekypants....That would certainly be very interesting! | |||
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"First Show off and just so you know, I let you win. "She did too! | |||
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"First Good evening Blue eyes and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a 6 pack of Andrex toilet paper...
Oi don't you go giving away our precious stash! "Don't worry I found them at work!... | |||
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"Dammit
Yay me!
Still say was a draw
Ok, you can have 3 rolls of toilet paper
Legend
No worries
Hear that Lorna? LEGEND
I can think of another word ending in end that would also work. "Harsh, but you have met me so fair enough | |||
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"Hola mi amor gaupo 
I know I'm really your 1st  "Awww so cute and adorable you two! So tonight I've watched a film and had a couple of gins. Possibly not wise but fuck it. | |||
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"First Show off and just so you know, I let you win.
She did too!"I feel so used  | |||
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"Hola mi amor gaupo
I know I'm really your 1st
Awww so cute and adorable you two!
So tonight I've watched a film and had a couple of gins. Possibly not wise but fuck it. "Flavoured gins, or standard issue? | |||
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"Hola mi amor gaupo
I know I'm really your 1st
Awww so cute and adorable you two!
So tonight I've watched a film and had a couple of gins. Possibly not wise but fuck it. "Fuck it is right | |||
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"Good evening " Gooooooooooood evening Skydrol....What have you been up to? | |||
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"First Good evening Blue eyes and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a 6 pack of Andrex toilet paper... "Lmao!! | |||
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"Hola mi amor gaupo
I know I'm really your 1st "Hola mi amor guapa.........you will always be my first.....  | |||
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"First Show off and just so you know, I let you win.
She did too!
I feel so used "You love it. | |||
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"Hola mi amor gaupo
I know I'm really your 1st
Awww so cute and adorable you two!
So tonight I've watched a film and had a couple of gins. Possibly not wise but fuck it.
Flavoured gins, or standard issue?"Sloe gin! Homemade and delicious. With sparkling water and a lot of ice because then I don't drink it too quickly. *clearly that's a really interesting thing to tell you. | |||
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 dentist post haste before they’re on lock down me thinks | |||
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"First Good evening Blue eyes and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a 6 pack of Andrex toilet paper...
Lmao!! "He's obsessed with toilet roll at the moment. | |||
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"Hola mi amor gaupo
I know I'm really your 1st
Awww so cute and adorable you two!
So tonight I've watched a film and had a couple of gins. Possibly not wise but fuck it. "Gooooooooooood eveeeeeeeeeeening Meli....What movie did you watch and how would you rate it out of 10?..... | |||
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"Hola mi amor gaupo
I know I'm really your 1st
Awww so cute and adorable you two!
So tonight I've watched a film and had a couple of gins. Possibly not wise but fuck it.
Flavoured gins, or standard issue?
Sloe gin! Homemade and delicious. With sparkling water and a lot of ice because then I don't drink it too quickly.
*clearly that's a really interesting thing to tell you. "It is! Thanks for sharing. | |||
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"Evening Ash & Lorna I’m in bed, it’s blowing a gale outside and one of my teeth is doing a little unhappy dance dentist post haste before they’re on lock down me thinks"Oh no! I really hope you get it sorted and it doesn't course you too much bother. X | |||
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"I am at work . Night shift . I get plenty of breaks and delays. " Good evening hardest.....I hope you have a good night shift..... | |||
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"First Good evening Blue eyes and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a 6 pack of Andrex toilet paper...
Lmao!! "Tomorrow I have a bag of pasta to give away..... | |||
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"Evening Good evening Midnight....Has it been another great day?.... "It has!! I applied for a new job
How has your day gone? | |||
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"Evening Ash & Lorna I’m in bed, it’s blowing a gale outside and one of my teeth is doing a little unhappy dance dentist post haste before they’re on lock down me thinks"Good evening DC......Its very windy down here too tonight....I hope you get to your dentists as soon as possible.... | |||
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"First Good evening Blue eyes and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a 6 pack of Andrex toilet paper...
Lmao!! "A prize is a prize | |||
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"First Good evening Blue eyes and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a 6 pack of Andrex toilet paper...
Lmao!!
Tomorrow I have a bag of pasta to give away..... "Your not very good at this hording are you! | |||
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"First Show off and just so you know, I let you win.
She did too!
I feel so used
You love it. "It is very good | |||
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"Hola mi amor gaupo
I know I'm really your 1st
Awww so cute and adorable you two!
So tonight I've watched a film and had a couple of gins. Possibly not wise but fuck it.
Gooooooooooood eveeeeeeeeeeening Meli....What movie did you watch and how would you rate it out of 10?..... "It was an indie black comedy horror film called You're Next and because it featured some brilliant, innovative Chekhov's gun usage and also a badass bitch, I'm giving it a 9/10. Did you survive your numerous trains the other day? | |||
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"Evening Ash & Lorna I’m in bed, it’s blowing a gale outside and one of my teeth is doing a little unhappy dance dentist post haste before they’re on lock down me thinks
Oh no!
I really hope you get it sorted and it doesn't course you too much bother. X"It’s just a little niggle at the moment - so long as it stays that way til I get it checked | |||
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"First Good evening Blue eyes and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a 6 pack of Andrex toilet paper...
Lmao!!
He's obsessed with toilet roll at the moment. "Why did the toilet paper comedian tell so many funny jokes?.... Because he was on a roll. | |||
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"Evening Good evening Midnight....Has it been another great day?....
It has!! I applied for a new job
How has your day gone? "I hope you get the new job.....
I finished work late this evening and its nice to be home again... | |||
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"Good evening Ash. Hello everyone" Good evening Lorraine...How has your day been? | |||
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"Hola mi amor gaupo
I know I'm really your 1st
Awww so cute and adorable you two!
So tonight I've watched a film and had a couple of gins. Possibly not wise but fuck it.
Gooooooooooood eveeeeeeeeeeening Meli....What movie did you watch and how would you rate it out of 10?.....
It was an indie black comedy horror film called You're Next and because it featured some brilliant, innovative Chekhov's gun usage and also a badass bitch, I'm giving it a 9/10.
Did you survive your numerous trains the other day? "I'm glad you enjoyed the movie!... I made it home safe and sound thank you..Will be back on the trains again this weekend.... | |||
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"First Good evening Blue eyes and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a 6 pack of Andrex toilet paper...
Lmao!!
Tomorrow I have a bag of pasta to give away.....
Your not very good at this hording are you! "I still have 10 jars of peanut butter and 15 packets of hob nobs... | |||
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"Hi all, lurker here jumping in, so I have a question, as a swinging virgin ( maybe change that Saturday) is it like riding a bike? Pun intended "good evening niceandspicy and welcome to the late thread....
I hope you enjoy your ride on Saturday! | |||
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"Good evening Ash. Hello everyone Good evening Lorraine...How has your day been? "Very, very busy. I work in a Primary Care Physician's office and I've been going nonstop for the last week. | |||
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"Good evening Ash. Hello everyone Good evening Lorraine...How has your day been?
Very, very busy. I work in a Primary Care Physician's office and I've been going nonstop for the last week."Oh Lorraine you make sure you look after yourself. X | |||
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"First Good evening Blue eyes and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a 6 pack of Andrex toilet paper...
Lmao!!
Tomorrow I have a bag of pasta to give away.....
Your not very good at this hording are you!
I still have 10 jars of peanut butter and 15 packets of hob nobs... "Then that's all you need. | |||
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Quiet night snuggled up with the cat, oh and my husband | |||
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"Good evening Ash. Hello everyone Good evening Lorraine...How has your day been?
Very, very busy. I work in a Primary Care Physician's office and I've been going nonstop for the last week."I hope you manage to get some rest soon... | |||
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"Good evening Ash. Hello everyone Good evening Lorraine...How has your day been?
Very, very busy. I work in a Primary Care Physician's office and I've been going nonstop for the last week.
Oh Lorraine you make sure you look after yourself. X"Thank you Lorna. Big hug to you. | |||
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"Good evening Ash. Hello everyone Good evening Lorraine...How has your day been?
Very, very busy. I work in a Primary Care Physician's office and I've been going nonstop for the last week.
I hope you manage to get some rest soon..."Rest soon, maybe!! | |||
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"First Good evening Blue eyes and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a 6 pack of Andrex toilet paper...
Hells yeah! I'm gonna wipe my arse like there is no tomorrow"Would you like to sell a few rolls? | |||
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"Good evening Ash and all It’s getting very windy here and just started to pour down, after a lovely sunny day was hoping the weather was getting better " Good evening wildblonde....I hope that we will soon get some more spring like weather | |||
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"First Good evening Blue eyes and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a 6 pack of Andrex toilet paper...
Hells yeah! I'm gonna wipe my arse like there is no tomorrow
Would you like to sell a few rolls?"I've given 3 away already, but you can have the remaining 3 if you like. No charge of course | |||
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"Evening folks. Just finished stupid work and now have too much rattling round my brain "Good evening KC....I hope you can relax now that you're back at home.... | |||
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"Evening Ash, Lorna and all Quiet night snuggled up with the cat, oh and my husband "That's it, get your Priorities right, your husband is the afterthought! | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Ash, Lorna, Samiss and all. How is everyone tonight? Ruddy windy here, with rain battering the windows earlier. It's kept guests indoors though, most retired already for the night. " Evening Iain hopefully a quiet night for you guest wise | |||
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"Evening Ash, Lorna and all Quiet night snuggled up with the cat, oh and my husband
That's it, get your Priorities right, your husband is the afterthought! "My husband doesn't purr when I tickle his ears! | |||
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"First Good evening Blue eyes and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a 6 pack of Andrex toilet paper...
Hells yeah! I'm gonna wipe my arse like there is no tomorrow
Would you like to sell a few rolls?
I've given 3 away already, but you can have the remaining 3 if you like. No charge of course "Thanks | |||
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"Evening Ash, Lorna and all Quiet night snuggled up with the cat, oh and my husband "Good evening Samiss.......I thought you were going to forget hubby!.... | |||
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"First Good evening Blue eyes and congrats on being tonights first poster! Your prize is a 6 pack of Andrex toilet paper...
Hells yeah! I'm gonna wipe my arse like there is no tomorrow
Would you like to sell a few rolls?
I've given 3 away already, but you can have the remaining 3 if you like. No charge of course
Thanks "You could always buy me a drink at MLS, I wouldn't say no | |||
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"Evening Ash, Lorna and all Quiet night snuggled up with the cat, oh and my husband
Good evening Samiss.......I thought you were going to forget hubby!.... "No, just joking, he's lovely | |||
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"Evening folks. Just finished stupid work and now have too much rattling round my brain
Good evening KC....I hope you can relax now that you're back at home.... "Been home aaaages but had to carry on working after dinner
Its OK, the forums are cheering me up tonight, one guy in particular has me in stitches | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Ash, Lorna, Samiss and all. How is everyone tonight? Ruddy windy here, with rain battering the windows earlier. It's kept guests indoors though, most retired already for the night. " Good eveeeeeeeeeeeening Iain..... I'm doing well thanks....Its very windy down here too...... | |||
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"Evening Ash, Lorna and all Quiet night snuggled up with the cat, oh and my husband
Good evening Samiss.......I thought you were going to forget hubby!....
No, just joking, he's lovely "You are a lovely couple.... | |||
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"Good evening sir oh suit you! Good evening all....  "Good evening Benny.....I remember the Fast Show.... | |||
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"Evening Ash, Lorna and all Quiet night snuggled up with the cat, oh and my husband
Good evening Samiss.......I thought you were going to forget hubby!....
No, just joking, he's lovely
You are a lovely couple.... ", Thank you, as are you two | |||
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"3rd! Good evening Cat...Thats not a bad position to be on the late thread.... "Cool | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Ash, Lorna, Samiss and all. How is everyone tonight? Ruddy windy here, with rain battering the windows earlier. It's kept guests indoors though, most retired already for the night. Evening Iain hopefully a quiet night for you guest wise "Schhh! Don't use the Q word! | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Ash, Lorna, Samiss and all. How is everyone tonight? Ruddy windy here, with rain battering the windows earlier. It's kept guests indoors though, most retired already for the night. Evening Iain hopefully a quiet night for you guest wise
Schhh! Don't use the Q word! ", Oops.... | |||
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"Evening folks. Just finished stupid work and now have too much rattling round my brain
Good evening KC....I hope you can relax now that you're back at home....
Been home aaaages but had to carry on working after dinner
Its OK, the forums are cheering me up tonight, one guy in particular has me in stitches "I'm not sure if my new joke book is helping or not.... | |||
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"Good evening sir oh suit you! Good evening all....
Good evening Benny.....I remember the Fast Show.... "LOL. Good days! | |||
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"Evening all! Hope everyone's having a lovely night....it's windy as bollocks in my part of London but fuck it lol ??" Good evening henrylad......Its very windy in my part of London also....Hopefully will be gone by the morning! | |||
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"Evening folks. Just finished stupid work and now have too much rattling round my brain
Good evening KC....I hope you can relax now that you're back at home....
Been home aaaages but had to carry on working after dinner
Its OK, the forums are cheering me up tonight, one guy in particular has me in stitches
I'm not sure if my new joke book is helping or not.... "Obviously, Ash
Its not a thread that's clearly funny, it's the comments from others, people who I chat to and so they have just tickled me. Very welcome after a stressful day/week so far | |||
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"Evening folks. Just finished stupid work and now have too much rattling round my brain
Good evening KC....I hope you can relax now that you're back at home....
Been home aaaages but had to carry on working after dinner
Its OK, the forums are cheering me up tonight, one guy in particular has me in stitches
I'm not sure if my new joke book is helping or not....
Obviously, Ash
Its not a thread that's clearly funny, it's the comments from others, people who I chat to and so they have just tickled me. Very welcome after a stressful day/week so far "Thats the best thing about the forum | |||
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"Hola Ash! Just in from a long grind and having a cold one at the hotel bar. How’s your day been? " Hola Sheikh.....I hope you enjoy your cold beer at the bar..... I had a very busy evening at work and am looking forward to getting to bed soon... | |||
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"Evening Ash & fellow night dwellers! How have you been fella? " Good evening innocent times...I'm doing great thanks mate....I hope you had a good Wednesday..... | |||
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"Evening Ash & fellow night dwellers! How have you been fella? Good evening innocent times...I'm doing great thanks mate....I hope you had a good Wednesday....." Been great - just finished an 18 month bridge project & now just clearing the final admin away, can’t wait to move on to the next job! Did you get up to anything nice? | |||
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