FabSwingers.com forum: 3 Shells

By *ootballFlower OP Couple
over a year ago

Ollerton

With the ludicrous situation with everyone panic buying loo roll (why for fuck sake??) Can anyone tell me how the 3 shells work as it may be useful.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I think it’s just easier to swear several times

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"With the ludicrous situation with everyone panic buying loo roll (why for fuck sake??) Can anyone tell me how the 3 shells work as it may be useful.

Someone told me years ago you only need one piece to wipe your butt.

It involves tearing a small hole in the centre of the square and keeping the piece you tear off to clean under your fingernail after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With the ludicrous situation with everyone panic buying loo roll (why for fuck sake??) Can anyone tell me how the 3 shells work as it may be useful.

I can’t believe you don’t know how to use the three sea shells!!

Be well

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

"With the ludicrous situation with everyone panic buying loo roll (why for fuck sake??) Can anyone tell me how the 3 shells work as it may be useful.

No demolition men here

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"With the ludicrous situation with everyone panic buying loo roll (why for fuck sake??) Can anyone tell me how the 3 shells work as it may be useful.

I can’t believe you don’t know how to use the three sea shells!!

Be well

And have a joy joy day

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Edgar friendly

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I fancy a rat burger !! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has always been bothering me, the three shells mystery in Demolition Man. So I looked it up one day, and apparently they are supposed to work as 'dials'. The Toilet has an incorporated "Bidet" and the shells are the levers/dials that operated the pressure, type of spray (focused, wider, angled, multi-directional etc) and temperature of the water, as well as the drying features. That was Sandra Bullock's explanation.

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

It's mostly about timing.

Coordinate your loo visits with your normal shower routine...

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"It has always been bothering me, the three shells mystery in Demolition Man. So I looked it up one day, and apparently they are supposed to work as 'dials'. The Toilet has an incorporated "Bidet" and the shells are the levers/dials that operated the pressure, type of spray (focused, wider, angled, multi-directional etc) and temperature of the water, as well as the drying features. That was Sandra Bullock's explanation. "

A bit like the fabulous toilets in Japan...

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By *LOVEpinacoladasWoman
over a year ago

East Sussex

"With the ludicrous situation with everyone panic buying loo roll (why for fuck sake??) Can anyone tell me how the 3 shells work as it may be useful.

I can’t believe you don’t know how to use the three sea shells!!

Be well

And have a joy joy day"

I saw it at an impressionable age and watched it back to back for days for *reasons*...

But I never could work out the damn seashells!

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