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By *.L.0460. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

I have just had a big surgery & because of pain & swelling, sitting to pee is tricky so I bought one of those female pee funnels, so I can go standing up. Oh my God..I now fully understand why it gets dripped all over the place..how the hell do you control that thing from that height above the loo? Fellas, you have my sympathy & those who can actually aim straight, you have my admiration!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've had a lot more practice than you lol

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex


"I have just had a big surgery & because of pain & swelling, sitting to pee is tricky so I bought one of those female pee funnels, so I can go standing up. Oh my God..I now fully understand why it gets dripped all over the place..how the hell do you control that thing from that height above the loo? Fellas, you have my sympathy & those who can actually aim straight, you have my admiration!!!"

Rifling in our barrels helps

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

You need to put the end into a large drinks bottle then pour away

J xx

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By *.L.0460. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"You need to put the end into a large drinks bottle then pour away

J xx"

Oh my God..why did I not think of that??!! Thank you! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be honest, I'm lazy these days and sit down.

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By *.L.0460. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"I'll be honest, I'm lazy these days and sit down. "

Women everywhere will thank you!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Without wanting to sound gross but couldn't you pee in the shower standing up then just run shower after to clean it away.

It's gross but maybe a short term solution??

Can't help with the dump situation tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be honest, I'm lazy these days and sit down.

Women everywhere will thank you! "

Why?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"You need to put the end into a large drinks bottle then pour away

J xx

Oh my God..why did I not think of that??!! Thank you! X"

We have boys - always carried empty bottles around with us

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Having a bendy tube on the end might help. Practising in the shower or bath will as well.

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By *.L.0460. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"Without wanting to sound gross but couldn't you pee in the shower standing up then just run shower after to clean it away.

It's gross but maybe a short term solution??

Can't help with the dump situation tho"

Lol!! I've had cosmetic surgery to my upper thighs, which are badly swollen, as is everything around there!!! I'm bandaged up & don't want to get them wet & have to keep changing them..pulling sticky plasters off from knee to groin is not fun!!

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By *utonguy2023Man
over a year ago

luton

First time ever a man complimented by a woman

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By *.L.0460. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"I'll be honest, I'm lazy these days and sit down.

Women everywhere will thank you!

Why?"

No more leaving the seat up or splashing on the floor!! I wish more blokes would do the same!

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Without wanting to sound gross but couldn't you pee in the shower standing up then just run shower after to clean it away.

It's gross but maybe a short term solution??

Can't help with the dump situation tho"
no one wants a shower everytime they need the loo though.

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By *.L.0460. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"Having a bendy tube on the end might help. Practising in the shower or bath will as well."

It's taken me 2 days to kind of get the hang of it but I have to concentrate!!

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By *.L.0460. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"First time ever a man complimented by a woman"

I compliment men all the time!! You must not be hanging around with the right women!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be honest, I'm lazy these days and sit down.

Women everywhere will thank you!

Why?

No more leaving the seat up or splashing on the floor!! I wish more blokes would do the same!"

Hey I can still miss even from a seated position, just it goes all over the opposite wall instead

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By *.L.0460. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"I'll be honest, I'm lazy these days and sit down.

Women everywhere will thank you!

Why?

No more leaving the seat up or splashing on the floor!! I wish more blokes would do the same!

Hey I can still miss even from a seated position, just it goes all over the opposite wall instead "

Lol!!!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Having a bendy tube on the end might help. Practising in the shower or bath will as well.

It's taken me 2 days to kind of get the hang of it but I have to concentrate!!"

The device is called freshette.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Handstand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just had a big surgery & because of pain & swelling, sitting to pee is tricky so I bought one of those female pee funnels, so I can go standing up. Oh my God..I now fully understand why it gets dripped all over the place..how the hell do you control that thing from that height above the loo? Fellas, you have my sympathy & those who can actually aim straight, you have my admiration!!!"
how long have you got to be like that for

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By *.L.0460. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"I have just had a big surgery & because of pain & swelling, sitting to pee is tricky so I bought one of those female pee funnels, so I can go standing up. Oh my God..I now fully understand why it gets dripped all over the place..how the hell do you control that thing from that height above the loo? Fellas, you have my sympathy & those who can actually aim straight, you have my admiration!!! how long have you got to be like that for "

I reckon a couple of weeks at least

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Thanks OP

Have you pretended you are putting out a fire or aiming at a stray hair yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just had a big surgery & because of pain & swelling, sitting to pee is tricky so I bought one of those female pee funnels, so I can go standing up. Oh my God..I now fully understand why it gets dripped all over the place..how the hell do you control that thing from that height above the loo? Fellas, you have my sympathy & those who can actually aim straight, you have my admiration!!!"
how long have you got to be like that for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just had a big surgery & because of pain & swelling, sitting to pee is tricky so I bought one of those female pee funnels, so I can go standing up. Oh my God..I now fully understand why it gets dripped all over the place..how the hell do you control that thing from that height above the loo? Fellas, you have my sympathy & those who can actually aim straight, you have my admiration!!!"

I am sure they do Tena man . You need Good pelvic floor muscles . I thought a woman just had to pull her inner and outer lips apart and she can pee straight just like a man.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

You do know the sink is just the right height. Just saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be honest, I'm lazy these days and sit down. "

I class em as a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be honest, I'm lazy these days and sit down. "

I do this most of the time too. Never considered it until I ended up on crutches for a month lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand in the bath haha

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

You could wee in the shower without turning it on then rinse it away after you get out.

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By *.L.0460. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"Thanks OP

Have you pretended you are putting out a fire or aiming at a stray hair yet?"

Lol!!! Brilliant!! No. I don't have that high level of expertise yet

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I take it you haven't watched the start of the Full Monty film, the women peeing into the urinals at the beginning.

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By *.L.0460. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"I take it you haven't watched the start of the Full Monty film, the women peeing into the urinals at the beginning. "

Oh yes!! I forgot about that!! To be honest..I could probably do that under normal circumstances, but I'm dealing with swelling...

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