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"I have just had a big surgery & because of pain & swelling, sitting to pee is tricky so I bought one of those female pee funnels, so I can go standing up. Oh my God..I now fully understand why it gets dripped all over the place..how the hell do you control that thing from that height above the loo? Fellas, you have my sympathy & those who can actually aim straight, you have my admiration!!!" Rifling in our barrels helps | |||
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"You need to put the end into a large drinks bottle then pour away J xx" Oh my God..why did I not think of that??!! Thank you! X | |||
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"I'll be honest, I'm lazy these days and sit down. " Women everywhere will thank you! | |||
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"I'll be honest, I'm lazy these days and sit down. Women everywhere will thank you! " Why? | |||
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"You need to put the end into a large drinks bottle then pour away J xx Oh my God..why did I not think of that??!! Thank you! X" We have boys - always carried empty bottles around with us | |||
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"Without wanting to sound gross but couldn't you pee in the shower standing up then just run shower after to clean it away. It's gross but maybe a short term solution?? Can't help with the dump situation tho" Lol!! I've had cosmetic surgery to my upper thighs, which are badly swollen, as is everything around there!!! I'm bandaged up & don't want to get them wet & have to keep changing them..pulling sticky plasters off from knee to groin is not fun!! | |||
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"I'll be honest, I'm lazy these days and sit down. Women everywhere will thank you! Why?" No more leaving the seat up or splashing on the floor!! I wish more blokes would do the same! | |||
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"Without wanting to sound gross but couldn't you pee in the shower standing up then just run shower after to clean it away. It's gross but maybe a short term solution?? Can't help with the dump situation tho" no one wants a shower everytime they need the loo though. | |||
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"Having a bendy tube on the end might help. Practising in the shower or bath will as well." It's taken me 2 days to kind of get the hang of it but I have to concentrate!! | |||
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"First time ever a man complimented by a woman" I compliment men all the time!! You must not be hanging around with the right women!! | |||
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"I'll be honest, I'm lazy these days and sit down. Women everywhere will thank you! Why? No more leaving the seat up or splashing on the floor!! I wish more blokes would do the same! Hey I can still miss even from a seated position, just it goes all over the opposite wall instead " Lol!!! | |||
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"Having a bendy tube on the end might help. Practising in the shower or bath will as well. It's taken me 2 days to kind of get the hang of it but I have to concentrate!!" The device is called freshette. | |||
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"I have just had a big surgery & because of pain & swelling, sitting to pee is tricky so I bought one of those female pee funnels, so I can go standing up. Oh my God..I now fully understand why it gets dripped all over the place..how the hell do you control that thing from that height above the loo? Fellas, you have my sympathy & those who can actually aim straight, you have my admiration!!!" how long have you got to be like that for | |||
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"I have just had a big surgery & because of pain & swelling, sitting to pee is tricky so I bought one of those female pee funnels, so I can go standing up. Oh my God..I now fully understand why it gets dripped all over the place..how the hell do you control that thing from that height above the loo? Fellas, you have my sympathy & those who can actually aim straight, you have my admiration!!! how long have you got to be like that for " I reckon a couple of weeks at least | |||
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"I have just had a big surgery & because of pain & swelling, sitting to pee is tricky so I bought one of those female pee funnels, so I can go standing up. Oh my God..I now fully understand why it gets dripped all over the place..how the hell do you control that thing from that height above the loo? Fellas, you have my sympathy & those who can actually aim straight, you have my admiration!!!" how long have you got to be like that for | |||
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"I have just had a big surgery & because of pain & swelling, sitting to pee is tricky so I bought one of those female pee funnels, so I can go standing up. Oh my God..I now fully understand why it gets dripped all over the place..how the hell do you control that thing from that height above the loo? Fellas, you have my sympathy & those who can actually aim straight, you have my admiration!!!" I am sure they do Tena man . You need Good pelvic floor muscles . I thought a woman just had to pull her inner and outer lips apart and she can pee straight just like a man. | |||
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"I'll be honest, I'm lazy these days and sit down. " I class em as a treat | |||
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"I'll be honest, I'm lazy these days and sit down. " I do this most of the time too. Never considered it until I ended up on crutches for a month lol | |||
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"Thanks OP Have you pretended you are putting out a fire or aiming at a stray hair yet?" Lol!!! Brilliant!! No. I don't have that high level of expertise yet | |||
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"I take it you haven't watched the start of the Full Monty film, the women peeing into the urinals at the beginning. " Oh yes!! I forgot about that!! To be honest..I could probably do that under normal circumstances, but I'm dealing with swelling... | |||
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