FabSwingers.com forum: Quarantine

By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP Man
over a year ago

Lincoln

That's it! I'm hiding myself away from the madness that is the pandemic of beer related flu threads.

Anyone else who needs a safe space is welcome to join. Have a seat, relax, watch a film and enjoy a nice cold Corona.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Oh god! Yes! Corona please LvM x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Well Corona is really cheap at the moment

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

Add lime and I’m there

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Refuge is always welcome...I bring whatever treats are desired

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

You know with all this quarantine going on I’m surprised companies like Netflix have not put their subscription fees up!

Enjoy your beer mate I’m not being taken down by a virus named after that weak pish!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I think I'll just have a wank instead, thanks for the offer though

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

We will join you. We will bring a chinese takeaway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please let me in, I need sanctuary from this madness of fake news!

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By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP Man
over a year ago

Lincoln

You're more than welcome to bring your own beer. There's a couple of wanking booths in the corner if you fancy it, if you want to have sex then please do it in front of everyone else so as to break up the day a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you might as well stay abroad then

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Crack one open for me !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there was an option to test them before entry, I would love to be quarantined in a swingers club.

Somewhere like chameleons so it would be like a sex spa break.

Hotel rooms, jacuzzis, saunas, disco, bar and sex, what more could you want for 2 weeks!

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By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP Man
over a year ago

Lincoln

"If there was an option to test them before entry, I would love to be quarantined in a swingers club.

Somewhere like chameleons so it would be like a sex spa break.

Hotel rooms, jacuzzis, saunas, disco, bar and sex, what more could you want for 2 weeks!"

There's certainly worse places to be stuck for a fortnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love a corona too

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I'll bring twister and my guitar.

Can you help me work on my abs please Lorenzo?

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By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP Man
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'll bring twister and my guitar.

Can you help me work on my abs please Lorenzo? "

Of course, the workouts work best when you're naked though

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

If I can eat cheese (halloumi fries) and red velvet cake and maybe occasionally finger myself somewhere, I'm there.

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