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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So let's have fun and a bit of a chat.

To keep it fast moving let's get this to 175 by 10pm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And go....

Say whatever you like.

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want to be a car?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

So you're after a quickie then. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You want to be a car? "

Urmmm not really.

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Sometimes when I’m ill I revert to eating potato smiles and/o turkey dinosaurs for dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I humer you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So you're after a quickie then. x"

Always

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

The weather improved

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sometimes when I’m ill I revert to eating potato smiles and/o turkey dinosaurs for dinner. "

Sounds fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s ‘humer me’ mean

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

"Sometimes when I’m ill I revert to eating potato smiles and/o turkey dinosaurs for dinner. "

I'd love turkey dinosaurs right now

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Sometimes when I’m ill I revert to eating potato smiles and/o turkey dinosaurs for dinner. "

That’s a standard in meal in our house these days

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want to be a car?

Urmmm not really. "

Tou want some "humour" then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do I humer you

Oh you know what I meant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do I humer you

Oh you know what I meant.

I did not woman

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do I humer you

Oh you know what I meant.

I did not woman

You are cheeky.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"So you're after a quickie then. x

Always

Get ya sexy socks on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do your have a blocked nose OP ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want to be a car? "

Wouldn't that be a Hummer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want to be a car?

Wouldn't that be a Hummer?

Closer than humour though

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Sometimes when I’m ill I revert to eating potato smiles and/o turkey dinosaurs for dinner.

I'd love turkey dinosaurs right now"

Pop round, always an emergency bag in the freezer! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It seems a bit darker than normal tonight

Ah hang on that’s better

I’ve just took my shades off

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Sometimes when I’m ill I revert to eating potato smiles and/o turkey dinosaurs for dinner.

That’s a standard in meal in our house these days

J x"

Sounds more like “Gin and Turkey Dinosaur Palace” to me!

What a place to live as well. Starting to feel like heaven really does exist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a hymaphradite but my fanny is on my belly and its sideways.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Lorna *waves*

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Lorna *waves*

Cougs *waves* at babs and Lorna x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s ‘humer me’ mean "

I was thinking that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lorna *waves*

Cougs *waves* at babs and Lorna x

Waves right back but I'm giving up as I made a spelling mistake and that's all people are focusing on.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Lorna *waves*

Cougs *waves* at babs and Lorna x

DC hello

why don’t we have a gin?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Lorna *waves*

Cougs *waves* at babs and Lorna x

Waves right back but I'm giving up as I made a spelling mistake and that's all people are focusing on.

Oh don’t worry about them. Shall I get them for you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lorna *waves*

Cougs *waves* at babs and Lorna x

DC hello

why don’t we have a gin? "

I have gin. I panic brought some.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lorna *waves*

Cougs *waves* at babs and Lorna x

Waves right back but I'm giving up as I made a spelling mistake and that's all people are focusing on.

Oh don’t worry about them. Shall I get them for you?

Yes please badass Babs.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Evening lorna x Have the radio one breakfast show offered you a job yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening lorna x Have the radio one breakfast show offered you a job yet

Not yet but after my proformance last night, it's only a matter of time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lorna *waves*

Cougs *waves* at babs and Lorna x

DC hello

why don’t we have a gin?

I have gin. I panic brought some.

I have gin, but no tonic. wahhhh lol

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Lorna *waves*

Cougs *waves* at babs and Lorna x

Waves right back but I'm giving up as I made a spelling mistake and that's all people are focusing on.

Oh don’t worry about them. Shall I get them for you?

Yes please badass Babs.

Right Lorna I’m on it! I’ll kill them with kindness

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Lorna *waves*

Cougs *waves* at babs and Lorna x

Waves right back but I'm giving up as I made a spelling mistake and that's all people are focusing on.

I knew what you meant even if your auto carrot didn’t!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do penguins have knees?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lorna *waves*

Cougs *waves* at babs and Lorna x

Waves right back but I'm giving up as I made a spelling mistake and that's all people are focusing on.

I knew what you meant even if your auto carrot didn’t!! "

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Lorna *waves*

Cougs *waves* at babs and Lorna x

DC hello

why don’t we have a gin? "

What a dam good idea Babs! Yes please

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Lorna *waves*

Cougs *waves* at babs and Lorna x

DC hello

why don’t we have a gin?

I have gin. I panic brought some.

It was you! I wondered where it all went. I thought it was DC but don’t tell

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Lorna *waves*

Cougs *waves* at babs and Lorna x

DC hello

why don’t we have a gin?

What a dam good idea Babs! Yes please"

Do we have ice DC?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeh I’m ready come chat with me x

Ramdon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had a fishfinger sandwhich (the food kind, get your mind out the gutter)

First one in about 6 months, bloody lovely

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

"Sometimes when I’m ill I revert to eating potato smiles and/o turkey dinosaurs for dinner.

I'd love turkey dinosaurs right now

Pop round, always an emergency bag in the freezer! x"

Why thank you! I am on my way

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I just had a fishfinger sandwhich (the food kind, get your mind out the gutter)

First one in about 6 months, bloody lovely"

I love a fish finger sandwich. I haven’t had one for a while though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had a fishfinger sandwhich (the food kind, get your mind out the gutter)

First one in about 6 months, bloody lovely

I love a fish finger sandwich. I haven’t had one for a while though

Real butter and a little salt, love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in the jungle and I saw a monkey with a tin opener.

I said " you don't need a tin opener to peel a banana "

He said "but this is for the custard"

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I was in the jungle and I saw a monkey with a tin opener.

I said " you don't need a tin opener to peel a banana "

He said "but this is for the custard""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned to cut wood just by looking at it.

It's true I saw it with my own eyes

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I've learned to cut wood just by looking at it.

It's true I saw it with my own eyes"

Why am I giggling at these?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Lorna *waves*

Cougs *waves* at babs and Lorna x

DC hello

why don’t we have a gin?

What a dam good idea Babs! Yes please

Do we have ice DC? "

Of course! Don’t worry I have enough to fill a bath tub!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 25 mins left, got a long way to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife's been missing for a week now.

The police have told me to prepare myself for the worst

So I've got her clothes back from the charity shop.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Lorna *waves*

Cougs *waves* at babs and Lorna x

DC hello

why don’t we have a gin?

What a dam good idea Babs! Yes please

Do we have ice DC?

Of course! Don’t worry I have enough to fill a bath tub!"

Think I need a cold bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbour just accused me of stealing her underwear off the washline

I nearly shit her pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lorna *waves*

Cougs *waves* at babs and Lorna x

DC hello

why don’t we have a gin?

I have gin. I panic brought some.

I have gin, but no tonic. wahhhh lol"

Iv got all the tonic too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr flibble is very very cross

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lorna *waves*

Cougs *waves* at babs and Lorna x

DC hello

why don’t we have a gin?

I have gin. I panic brought some.

It was you! I wondered where it all went. I thought it was DC but don’t tell

Well Babs if I'm gonna be stuck in for 2 weeks I might as well have lots of Gin. Plus doesn't alcohol kill germs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeh I’m ready come chat with me x

Ramdon"

Welcome to the thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only 25 mins left, got a long way to go"

I know

Maybe a little time extension is need.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Lorna *waves*

Cougs *waves* at babs and Lorna x

DC hello

why don’t we have a gin?

I have gin. I panic brought some.

It was you! I wondered where it all went. I thought it was DC but don’t tell

Well Babs if I'm gonna be stuck in for 2 weeks I might as well have lots of Gin. Plus doesn't alcohol kill germs?

Certainly does

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Lorna *waves*

Cougs *waves* at babs and Lorna x

DC hello

why don’t we have a gin?

What a dam good idea Babs! Yes please

Do we have ice DC?

Of course! Don’t worry I have enough to fill a bath tub!

Think I need a cold bath"

In gin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to say thanks to my neighbour for lending me her large plastic sheet.

Ta Pauline

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lorna *waves*

Cougs *waves* at babs and Lorna x

DC hello

why don’t we have a gin?

I have gin. I panic brought some.

It was you! I wondered where it all went. I thought it was DC but don’t tell

Well Babs if I'm gonna be stuck in for 2 weeks I might as well have lots of Gin. Plus doesn't alcohol kill germs?

Certainly does

See I'm smart

Who needs pasta and toilet roll anyway

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Lorna *waves*

Cougs *waves* at babs and Lorna x

DC hello

why don’t we have a gin?

What a dam good idea Babs! Yes please

Do we have ice DC?

Of course! Don’t worry I have enough to fill a bath tub!

Think I need a cold bath

In gin?"

Ooo good call ... I have loads of gin and panic bulk bought tonic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lorna *waves*

Cougs *waves* at babs and Lorna x

DC hello

why don’t we have a gin?

What a dam good idea Babs! Yes please

Do we have ice DC?

Of course! Don’t worry I have enough to fill a bath tub!

Think I need a cold bath

In gin?"

My kinda bath.

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over a year ago

"I have to say thanks to my neighbour for lending me her large plastic sheet.

Ta Pauline"

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"Evening lorna x Have the radio one breakfast show offered you a job yet

Not yet but after my proformance last night, it's only a matter of time.

You could do your own show on here every morning .....Gooooooooood Morning Fabietnam!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening lorna x Have the radio one breakfast show offered you a job yet

Not yet but after my proformance last night, it's only a matter of time.

You could do your own show on here every morning .....Gooooooooood Morning Fabietnam!

I'd be brilliant.

I'm a radio star

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Babs I was on the radio again last night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't think we are gonna make it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbour died from eating too many Areo chocolate bars

It's a shame she was so bubbly...

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over a year ago

"My neighbour died from eating too many Areo chocolate bars

It's a shame she was so bubbly..."

Now that's the way I wanna go.

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over a year ago

"Lorna *waves*

Cougs *waves* at babs and Lorna x

DC hello

why don’t we have a gin?

I have gin. I panic brought some.

I have gin, but no tonic. wahhhh lol

Iv got all the tonic too.

Would you be willing to share?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lorna *waves*

Cougs *waves* at babs and Lorna x

DC hello

why don’t we have a gin?

I have gin. I panic brought some.

I have gin, but no tonic. wahhhh lol

Iv got all the tonic too.

Would you be willing to share?

I will exchange one bottle of tonic for 3 toilet rolls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lorna *waves*

Cougs *waves* at babs and Lorna x

DC hello

why don’t we have a gin?

I have gin. I panic brought some.

I have gin, but no tonic. wahhhh lol

Iv got all the tonic too.

Would you be willing to share?

I will exchange one bottle of tonic for 3 toilet rolls.

What tonic is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lorna *waves*

Cougs *waves* at babs and Lorna x

DC hello

why don’t we have a gin?

I have gin. I panic brought some.

I have gin, but no tonic. wahhhh lol

Iv got all the tonic too.

Would you be willing to share?

I will exchange one bottle of tonic for 3 toilet rolls.

What tonic is it? "

Fever Tree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lorna *waves*

Cougs *waves* at babs and Lorna x

DC hello

why don’t we have a gin?

I have gin. I panic brought some.

I have gin, but no tonic. wahhhh lol

Iv got all the tonic too.

Would you be willing to share?

I will exchange one bottle of tonic for 3 toilet rolls.

What tonic is it?

Fever Tree.

You've got a deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lorna *waves*

Cougs *waves* at babs and Lorna x

DC hello

why don’t we have a gin?

I have gin. I panic brought some.

I have gin, but no tonic. wahhhh lol

Iv got all the tonic too.

Would you be willing to share?

I will exchange one bottle of tonic for 3 toilet rolls.

What tonic is it?

Fever Tree.

You've got a deal

Yayyyyyy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jess is slightly spiritually sensitive and has been visited a few times recently in the dead of night by ghosts of former swingers, of all things. Put the willies right up her I tell you.

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