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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

How the fuck am i supposed to eat crisps without licking my fingers?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How the fuck am i supposed to eat crisps without licking my fingers?!

use toilet paper to wrap your hands then you wont need to lick your fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How the fuck am i supposed to eat crisps without licking my fingers?!

latex gloves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get someone else to hand feed you. Or else just pour them straight from bag to mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kitchen tongs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use your toes.

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Forget the crisps, what about the doughnuts?!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Eat them out of a bowl like a dog or a cat would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought we were all living on pasta now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How the fuck am i supposed to eat crisps without licking my fingers?!

Posh git eating crisps in a crisis!! I have a tin of spaghetti and a cucumber to get me through an apocalypse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dip them in alcohol, simples!!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"Forget the crisps, what about the doughnuts?!"

Now that is a good point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrunch them up in the bag, then tip them into your mouth

Or you could wash your hands first

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"How the fuck am i supposed to eat crisps without licking my fingers?!

You pop the crisps in and I’ll lick your fingers after each one, problem solved

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"How the fuck am i supposed to eat crisps without licking my fingers?!

Through a straw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A condom on each finger. Practice safe snacking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought we were all living on pasta now?"

I thought we were wiping our arses on pasta and eating bog roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A condom on each finger. Practice safe snacking

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