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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

has lady flu..... and needs loads of tlc

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"has lady flu..... and needs loads of tlc "

Lady-flu? You mean a slight sniffle and a tickle in the throat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

is this a man?

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"has lady flu..... and needs loads of tlc "

As much as I'd love to give you some, ya getting nothing from me, I don't want any of that flu business, it may affect me performing

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"is this a man?"

Its the male half of a couple, struggling manfully with acute terminal deadly nasofaryngitus!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hun lady flu is real flu not like the man flu the wimps get!!

I will send you hugs and hubby to look after you cos he is really good at TLC

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can give your lady Flue all the tlc it needs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

means you have a cough!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is this a man?

Its the male half of a couple, struggling manfully with acute terminal deadly nasofaryngitus!!!"

FFS man thats a runny nose!!!

You get no sypathy from me!

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

well i would not want you to not perform babe xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

awww thank you babe i feel so much bettter now xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

easy tiger

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"is this a man?

Its the male half of a couple, struggling manfully with acute terminal deadly nasofaryngitus!!!

FFS man thats a runny nose!!!

You get no sypathy from me!

Shona

x x x "

Huh, runny nose, shows what you know!!!

I am a bloke, so its much worse than a runny nose. Its the sweats, the shakes, the temperature, the cough, the throat ache, and all held manfully at bay by nothing more than a tatty tissue, and a baleful glare!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

sorry did someone say something? all i can hear is a sniffy man.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is this a man?

Its the male half of a couple, struggling manfully with acute terminal deadly nasofaryngitus!!!

FFS man thats a runny nose!!!

You get no sypathy from me!

Shona

x x x

Huh, runny nose, shows what you know!!!

I am a bloke, so its much worse than a runny nose. Its the sweats, the shakes, the temperature, the cough, the throat ache, and all held manfully at bay by nothing more than a tatty tissue, and a baleful glare!!"

Listen wimpy wimpy wimp wimp

Its only terminal if you cant see the naked lady in front of you

See told you it was just a runny nose!!

Shona

x x x

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"sorry did someone say something? all i can hear is a sniffy man....."

Aha, the "hard of hearing" defence, you dont look old enuf for a hearing aid my dear, amazing what fotoshop can do lol!!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"is this a man?

Its the male half of a couple, struggling manfully with acute terminal deadly nasofaryngitus!!!

FFS man thats a runny nose!!!

You get no sypathy from me!

Shona

x x x

Huh, runny nose, shows what you know!!!

I am a bloke, so its much worse than a runny nose. Its the sweats, the shakes, the temperature, the cough, the throat ache, and all held manfully at bay by nothing more than a tatty tissue, and a baleful glare!!

Listen wimpy wimpy wimp wimp

Its only terminal if you cant see the naked lady in front of you

See told you it was just a runny nose!!

Shona

x x x "

Its a funny thing, but all those scientists looking for years to find a cure for the common (or in my case not-so-common-nasty-bastid-and-virulent-as-hell) cold have missed a trick, I feel lots better after just a little banter on here!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

sorry my aid was not on the loop.... there you go i can hear a winge now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is this a man?

Its the male half of a couple, struggling manfully with acute terminal deadly nasofaryngitus!!!

FFS man thats a runny nose!!!

You get no sypathy from me!

Shona

x x x

Huh, runny nose, shows what you know!!!

I am a bloke, so its much worse than a runny nose. Its the sweats, the shakes, the temperature, the cough, the throat ache, and all held manfully at bay by nothing more than a tatty tissue, and a baleful glare!!

Listen wimpy wimpy wimp wimp

Its only terminal if you cant see the naked lady in front of you

See told you it was just a runny nose!!

Shona

x x x

Its a funny thing, but all those scientists looking for years to find a cure for the common (or in my case not-so-common-nasty-bastid-and-virulent-as-hell) cold have missed a trick, I feel lots better after just a little banter on here!!!"

Ohh hun I have loads of cures for man flu:

Can you hold the tv remote and watch football . . . if yes you can take the rubbish out!!

Can you eat . . . if yes you can make me a sandwich while your in there!!

Can you see me prancing around naked . . .if yes hurry up get naked you aint that ill!!

See easily cured lol and I aint even a smarty pants!!

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

shona mwah mwah mwah xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shona mwah mwah mwah xxxxxx"

Oi no sharing your flu - I sent you my hubby to look after you but I really dont want flu I aint had my flu jag yet you know

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"has lady flu..... and needs loads of tlc "

There are many many ways to make lady flu feel better.. Being as you'll here most anyway I'll just say...

Awww... Big Hugs and hope you feel better soon..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

soooooo muchhhhh betterrrrr now notts mwah mwah mwah mwah here have some

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

MWAH MWAH MWAH MWHA MWAH MWAH XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"soooooo muchhhhh betterrrrr now notts mwah mwah mwah mwah here have some "

Nahhh Doggy for the Flu brigade.. Shame to waste it eh lol.

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