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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I hope you’re remembering to sanitise your private parts before sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, for 20 seconds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I use carex candy cane flavoured hand sanitiser on my vagina.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I hope you’re remembering to sanitise your private parts before sex"

I bathe in 70% ethanol. I like to be the spark of the party

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope you’re remembering to sanitise your private parts before sex

I bathe in 70% ethanol. I like to be the spark of the party

Safety first x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes, for 20 seconds

Good lass

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

No sex here but I do it anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No sex here but I do it anyway

You’re a good man. Always better to be safe than sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do that on the way in .... hopefully

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I sit in a bucket of bleach until I am called

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do that on the way in .... hopefully "

It can act as a lube as well. Multi purpose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sit in a bucket of bleach until I am called"

That’s a new way of anal bleaching

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I could wipe it on the curtain before as well as after if that helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I sit in a bucket of bleach until I am called"

A sensible thing to do. Do you use lemon scented bleach? That’s the one I used to use.

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I’ve always sworn by cillit bang and I’ve never had any knob rot so....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just dunk my nuts in dettol?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could wipe it on the curtain before as well as after if that helps"

I only have blinds in my house

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve always sworn by cillit bang and I’ve never had any knob rot so....? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just dunk my nuts in dettol? "

Good good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my God, that reminds me of the time when someone I worked with mentioned to me that they took ‘bleach baths’. It was such a random Segue in the conversation, too. Jesus.

I crossed my legs so hard I thought I might never uncross them. Waaaaaaaah

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"I sit in a bucket of bleach until I am called

A sensible thing to do. Do you use lemon scented bleach? That’s the one I used to use. "

Toilet duck....might as well enjoy myself while I wait

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I could wipe it on the curtain before as well as after if that helps

I only have blinds in my house "

Hmm ... knob trap risk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wash my hands before sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forget, is it two weeks of sanitising or two weeks of shagging?

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Colchester

Simple.. just wear a condom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you’re remembering to sanitise your private parts before sex"

I tried to but only got through 1 line of happy birthday, and now it all over and done with, just gonna roll over and go to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, just a wipe on the curtains before as well as after should suffice ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brush the cobwebs off every now and again to ensure it's still functional!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Simple.. just wear a condom "

So have you stopped washing your hands just because you’re wearing gloves?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope you’re remembering to sanitise your private parts before sex

I tried to but only got through 1 line of happy birthday, and now it all over and done with, just gonna roll over and go to sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I forget, is it two weeks of sanitising or two weeks of shagging?"

Both

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my God, that reminds me of the time when someone I worked with mentioned to me that they took ‘bleach baths’. It was such a random Segue in the conversation, too. Jesus.

I crossed my legs so hard I thought I might never uncross them. Waaaaaaaah"

Someone tagged her pal in a fb post last night about bleach baths

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brush the cobwebs off every now and again to ensure it's still functional!

Gee it a blow

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I run my vag under the cold tap while singing happy birthday.

Get some funny looks in the staff toilets

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Before

After

And during

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I run my vag under the cold tap while singing happy birthday.

Get some funny looks in the staff toilets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I run my vag under the cold tap while singing happy birthday.

Get some funny looks in the staff toilets

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I hope you’re remembering to sanitise your private parts before sex"

Pardon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I run my vag under the cold tap while singing happy birthday.

Get some funny looks in the staff toilets

You got to sing it twice for it to be an effective clean down there

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I have opted for wire wool and swarfega.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I have opted for wire wool and swarfega. "

I hope it not the gritty kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely!! Even filled a lube bottle with hand sanitizer so it doesn’t kill the mood when using during sex. Stings a little, but if you put it in one of the bottles for lube that’s meant to give a heat sensation, then it kind of feels expected.

Viv xx

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I have opted for wire wool and swarfega.

I hope it not the gritty kind

Are we talking about my vag or the swarfega?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where there is non apart from eBay for £50 a bottle!!

bars of imperial leather in high demand take note over 70s with underline health issues

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Lol, funny. On many levels.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol, funny. On many levels."

What is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol, funny. On many levels.

What is?"

Elevator comedy

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Lol, funny. On many levels.

What is?"

You have your candy cane sanitiser, that made me chuckle, and then thread supposes that I'm getting any action. Made me laugh.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I run my vag under the cold tap while singing happy birthday.

Get some funny looks in the staff toilets

You got to sing it twice for it to be an effective clean down there

I sing it kind of slowly...while gazing into my eyes on the mirror over the sink

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I've even put my snorkel through the dishwasher.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I use carex candy cane flavoured hand sanitiser on my vagina.

We have love hearts - I keep sniffing my hands though now

J x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

A good scourer and a bit of washing up

Liquid should do the trick

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Swear by dunking in boiling water, then letting drip dry!

Guaranteed to leave sterile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, for 20 seconds

Whilst singing happy birthday.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I imagine some blokes have spare veet that they can daub on, as that's probably going to zap most things if left on for an hour or so

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes, for 20 seconds

Whilst singing happy birthday.

I sing happy birthday to my vagina every year

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm rubbing my cock with soapy water and singing happy birthday to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm rubbing my cock with soapy water and singing happy birthday to it"

I’m proud of you dad

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I hope you’re remembering to sanitise your private parts before sex"

I thought that was a given

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a lot just vacuum their parts.. using their Dyson... otherwise how else would they know.??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm rubbing my cock with soapy water and singing happy birthday to it"

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"I'm rubbing my cock with soapy water and singing happy birthday to it"

How many Happy Birthdays did you manage ti sing before you stopped

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