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Oh dear I’ve just sneezed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And farted at the same time

Who said we can’t multitask ??

And how many people thought this was gonna be a corona thread

Thank you everyone and good evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But you make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless you burped too, I'm not impressed

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Did you follow through with either?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Sneezing isn't a symptom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But you make me laugh "

Hello darling hope your ok

And we’ve all done it sweetie

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"And farted at the same time

Who said we can’t multitask ??

And how many people thought this was gonna be a corona thread

Thank you everyone and good evening "

Ive just sneezed and farted twice ......I think that Trumps yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Unless you burped too, I'm not impressed "

Of course I did that comes as a given you should know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just laughed and botty burped

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

Iv done this myself before always suprised when it happens lol

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Carefull you dont implode

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you follow through with either? "

I’m not saying but I’m just going for a shower

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Iv done this myself before always suprised when it happens lol "

Exactly that hence the post

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Good job you bought that entire aisle of toilet paper then isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And farted at the same time

Who said we can’t multitask ??

And how many people thought this was gonna be a corona thread

Thank you everyone and good evening

Ive just sneezed and farted twice ......I think that Trumps yours "

Must have been quiet melodic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And farted at the same time

Who said we can’t multitask ??

And how many people thought this was gonna be a corona thread

Thank you everyone and good evening "

Did you get ring sting?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just laughed and botty burped "

Is that similar to a fart?

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"And farted at the same time

Who said we can’t multitask ??

And how many people thought this was gonna be a corona thread

Thank you everyone and good evening "

Did you invent the snart?? Trademark it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And farted at the same time

Who said we can’t multitask ??

And how many people thought this was gonna be a corona thread

Thank you everyone and good evening

Did you get ring sting?"

No I ain’t got his number

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Your act of kindness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just laughed and botty burped

Is that similar to a fart?"

I think so

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And farted at the same time

Who said we can’t multitask ??

And how many people thought this was gonna be a corona thread

Thank you everyone and good evening

Did you invent the snart?? Trademark it "

So would I say... I’ve just snarted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just laughed and botty burped

Is that similar to a fart?"

How about a tushie toot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to wash your hand and your bum whilst singing happy birthday twice.

Now that will be multi-tasking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Your act of kindness"

Nope not a joke it’s a true story

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

It could of been worse.

You could’ve sharted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It could of been worse.

You could’ve sharted "

It’s been known

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You need to wash your hand and your bum whilst singing happy birthday twice.

Now that will be multi-tasking "

I have a bidet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And farted at the same time

Who said we can’t multitask ??

And how many people thought this was gonna be a corona thread

Thank you everyone and good evening "

Doesnt that mean your body takes a selfie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need to wash your hand and your bum whilst singing happy birthday twice.

Now that will be multi-tasking

I have a bidet "

Posh bum wiper, nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You need to wash your hand and your bum whilst singing happy birthday twice.

Now that will be multi-tasking

I have a bidet

Posh bum wiper, nice "

Nothing to do with hygiene just ooooooh

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I can sneeze and pee at the same time

Throw in a star jump and I'm cooking with gas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can sneeze and pee at the same time

Throw in a star jump and I'm cooking with gas "

This would make an interesting profile picture

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Never cough on the toilet if you’re there for a poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't fault you bigging yourself up, my friend, genuinely good luck on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't fault you bigging yourself up, my friend, genuinely good luck on here. "

What???

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim


"And farted at the same time

Who said we can’t multitask ??

And how many people thought this was gonna be a corona thread

Thank you everyone and good evening "

Could be worse, I mind when I was about 19 at Christmas I had a terrible bug/flu and I sneezed and shat myself in Argos in a queue I’d been waiting in for 45 minutes for a new TV. Was bucking mortified, I was 3rd in the queue too! The TV was more important than the embarrassment so I had to do a squelchy Penguin walk carrying a massive TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't fault you bigging yourself up, my friend, genuinely good luck on here.

What???"

Not too complicated, you're posting a lot of threads to get yourself noticed, own it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't fault you bigging yourself up, my friend, genuinely good luck on here.

What???

Not too complicated, you're posting a lot of threads to get yourself noticed, own it!

"

I’m just having a bit of fun and I get a lot of nice comments... enjoy the rest of your evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't fault you bigging yourself up, my friend, genuinely good luck on here.

What???

Not too complicated, you're posting a lot of threads to get yourself noticed, own it!

I’m just having a bit of fun and I get a lot of nice comments... enjoy the rest of your evening "

I enjoy your threads very much

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