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" umm triple voddie and please... "Blimmin hell, you *have* had a bad day haven't you!   | |||
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Blimmin hell, you *have* had a bad day haven't you! "yep... anyone got the key to the chocolate cuboard?  | |||
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" umm triple voddie and please...
Blimmin hell, you *have* had a bad day haven't you!
yep... anyone got the key to the chocolate cuboard? "Wishy does, he is just not giving it away that easily  | |||
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" umm triple voddie and please...
Blimmin hell, you *have* had a bad day haven't you!
yep... anyone got the key to the chocolate cuboard?
Wishy does, he is just not giving it away that easily"wishy WISHY what can i do for you in exchange for the key?  | |||
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" umm triple voddie and please...
Blimmin hell, you *have* had a bad day haven't you!
yep... anyone got the key to the chocolate cuboard?
Wishy does, he is just not giving it away that easily
wishy WISHY what can i do for you in exchange for the key? "He is playing hard to get...;-) | |||
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"A line of jagermeister please, been a while since i was lashed "Apparently Jagermeister bombs are the in drink with students - not sure what they contain though | |||
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" umm triple voddie and please...
Blimmin hell, you *have* had a bad day haven't you!
yep... anyone got the key to the chocolate cuboard?
Wishy does, he is just not giving it away that easily"I got some chocolate tools for my b/day on Sunday but there's only two left. Do you want a chocolate hammer or a chocolate screwdriver?  | |||
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"A line of jagermeister please, been a while since i was lashed Apparently Jagermeister bombs are the in drink with students - not sure what they contain though"Jager shot sitting in red bull
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" umm triple voddie and please...
Blimmin hell, you *have* had a bad day haven't you!
yep... anyone got the key to the chocolate cuboard?
Wishy does, he is just not giving it away that easily
I got some chocolate tools for my b/day on Sunday but there's only two left. Do you want a chocolate hammer or a chocolate screwdriver? "Personally I d settle for the screw, driver but HSMFSM will want her share I guess? And... she asked first | |||
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" umm triple voddie and please...
Blimmin hell, you *have* had a bad day haven't you!
yep... anyone got the key to the chocolate cuboard?
Wishy does, he is just not giving it away that easily
I got some chocolate tools for my b/day on Sunday but there's only two left. Do you want a chocolate hammer or a chocolate screwdriver?
Personally I d settle for the screw, driver but HSMFSM will want her share I guess? And... she asked first"umm well a screw would be good, or I could get nailed with the hammer.. Umm... hard choice to make..  | |||
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"A line of jagermeister please, been a while since i was lashed Apparently Jagermeister bombs are the in drink with students - not sure what they contain though"I'm not allowed red bull as the mixer with it docs orders after i over dozed on litres of voddy and red bull in Prague, seriously he said leave the red bull out lol | |||
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"Just make the missus a large one "Excuse me. this is the bar...;-) | |||
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"Just make the missus a large one Excuse me. this is the bar...;-)"a glass of champnage but u can leave the bottle as i am in mood to get sloshed xxx | |||
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"Just make the missus a large one Excuse me. this is the bar...;-)"But she does like a large one normally a JD without | |||
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"Just make the missus a large one Excuse me. this is the bar...;-)
a glass of champnage but u can leave the bottle as i am in mood to get sloshed xxx"If you are drinking the lovely fizzy stuff you ll have to learn to share.... with ME | |||
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"Just make the missus a large one Excuse me. this is the bar...;-)
But she does like a large one normally a JD without "There was I thinking JD stood for something else...;-) | |||
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"Just make the missus a large one Excuse me. this is the bar...;-)
a glass of champnage but u can leave the bottle as i am in mood to get sloshed xxxIf you are drinking the lovely fizzy stuff you ll have to learn to share.... with ME"ok i share nicely so cheers miss  xxx | |||
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"Just make the missus a large one Excuse me. this is the bar...;-)
a glass of champnage but u can leave the bottle as i am in mood to get sloshed xxxIf you are drinking the lovely fizzy stuff you ll have to learn to share.... with ME"if you are serving the fizzy stuff I'll have the JD and she woulsd also like to join you witha glass of champers | |||
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"A pint of adnams would go down well at the moment please xx" No need to bring admin ito the equation yet, the thread is peaceful | |||
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"Don't think I should come in I'll only get barred "We only ban violent people cos we dont want to get bruised | |||
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Oh and some Galaxy if you have it mmmmm heaven | |||
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"Gallon of red wine please Oh and some Galaxy if you have it mmmmm heaven "I like it - there s no such thing as chocolate and red wine not going well together...;-) | |||
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"Just make the missus a large one Excuse me. this is the bar...;-)
a glass of champnage but u can leave the bottle as i am in mood to get sloshed xxxIf you are drinking the lovely fizzy stuff you ll have to learn to share.... with ME"???????????????????? | |||
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"shes gone to the offie for supplies "Ah never thought of that | |||
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"Notice Aphrodite asked what we wanted then sodded off lol" Attending to my own needs for a little while lol | |||
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"Is it a free bar now? Doesn't seem to be anyone serving? " I m here and the bar is open but I need another member of staff serving in case I need to pop out again | |||
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"JD and Coke please x" Wash your mouth out young man. How can you spoil a perfectly good bourbon with some kind of fizzy pop.
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"can we have some bean bags,i feel a long night coming on "You can have almost anything you want - and its HAPPY HOUR now...;-) | |||
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"can we have some bean bags,i feel a long night coming on "You will spill your tipple if you perch on a been bag. | |||
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"can we have some bean bags,i feel a long night coming on
You will spill your tipple if you perch on a been bag. "never spilt a drink in my life pfft | |||
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"A double Remy Martin please.." This is the posh end of the customers, clearly - order is coming up now | |||
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"can we have some bean bags,i feel a long night coming on
You will spill your tipple if you perch on a been bag. never spilt a drink in my life pfft"and i shall be lounging elegantly,sipping from my bucket with a straw | |||
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"Double sailor jerry and lemonade for me please bar keep. "Gosh,I ll havea sailor or two myself and not spoil them with lemonade | |||
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"can we have some bean bags,i feel a long night coming on
You will spill your tipple if you perch on a been bag. never spilt a drink in my life pfft"I have | |||
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"can we have some bean bags,i feel a long night coming on
You will spill your tipple if you perch on a been bag. never spilt a drink in my life pfft
I have "amateur | |||
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"can we have some bean bags,i feel a long night coming on
You will spill your tipple if you perch on a been bag. never spilt a drink in my life pfft
I have amateur "I was on a supply ship in a force 9 and i could hardly stand | |||
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"Double sailor jerry and lemonade for me please bar keep.
Gosh,I ll havea sailor or two myself and not spoil them with lemonade"If ya dont use lemonade, theyll be 3 sheets to the wind... | |||
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"Double sailor jerry and lemonade for me please bar keep.
Gosh,I ll havea sailor or two myself and not spoil them with lemonade
If ya dont use lemonade, theyll be 3 sheets to the wind..."You just took it right out of my sail...;-) What do you fancy... drinkwise? | |||
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"can we have some bean bags,i feel a long night coming on
You will spill your tipple if you perch on a been bag. never spilt a drink in my life pfft
I have amateur
I was on a supply ship in a force 9 and i could hardly stand "no excuse,you should have d*unk it rather than risk spilling it | |||
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"A double Remy Martin please..This is the posh end of the customers, clearly - order is coming up now "Cheers darlin..Im well posh me ya'know, pure fackin clarse.... | |||
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"A double Remy Martin please..This is the posh end of the customers, clearly - order is coming up now
Cheers darlin..Im well posh me ya'know, pure fackin clarse...."Sounds like a Joanna Lumley accent with a possible Welsh lilt? Sounds awesome anyway and are you enjoying the Remy, I mean is the temperature ok for you ? | |||
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"Double sailor jerry and lemonade for me please bar keep.
Gosh,I ll havea sailor or two myself and not spoil them with lemonade
If ya dont use lemonade, theyll be 3 sheets to the wind...
You just took it right out of my sail...;-) What do you fancy... drinkwise? "As you have a broad reach I'll try another tack to buoy myself up now the sun is over the yardarm... ;-)
Bacardi Breezer if you please... Not on the rocks... | |||
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" Bacardi Breezer if you please... Not on the rocks... "Breather on ice might evaporate too quickly anyway ...;-) | |||
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"rum and black pleeeeeze "On its merry way - mind you I ll have to obey closing time soon | |||
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"rum and black pleeeeeze On its merry way - mind you I ll have to obey closing time soon"cant we have a lock in,it is a bank holiday | |||
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"rum and black pleeeeeze On its merry way - mind you I ll have to obey closing time sooncant we have a lock in,it is a bank holiday"Trust you to bring in lock ins and bondage! This a decent public bar you know!!! (Thats until somebody starts bringing the tone down, has not happened... YET ...;-) | |||
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"rum and black pleeeeeze On its merry way - mind you I ll have to obey closing time sooncant we have a lock in,it is a bank holiday
Trust you to bring in lock ins and bondage! This a decent public bar you know!!! (Thats until somebody starts bringing the tone down, has not happened... YET ...;-)" | |||
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"pfffft....pads away in big slippers to make me own Horlicks "I did put it right in front of you but you chose to flirt with the guy next to you! | |||
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"rum and black pleeeeeze On its merry way - mind you I ll have to obey closing time sooncant we have a lock in,it is a bank holiday
Trust you to bring in lock ins and bondage! This a decent public bar you know!!! (Thats until somebody starts bringing the tone down, has not happened... YET ...;-) "Its alright, keep going Would you like to take over the bar for the rest of the evening as I have been called away | |||
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"Is the bar still open for business ? I'm sooo wishing for a nice neat whiskey now" Yeah, Im hoping Lacey will take over the management - talk to her nicely | |||
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"pfffft....pads away in big slippers to make me own Horlicks I did put it right in front of you but you chose to flirt with the guy next to you! "I wasn't flirting, I dozed off with my head in his lap | |||
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"Is the bar still open for business ? I'm sooo wishing for a nice neat whiskey nowYeah, Im hoping Lacey will take over the management - talk to her nicely "normaly i would but im off on holiday tomorrow so i have to go pack,is it me or has it been nice and cosy in the forum tonight,night all | |||
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"pfffft....pads away in big slippers to make me own Horlicks I did put it right in front of you but you chose to flirt with the guy next to you!
I wasn't flirting, I dozed off with my head in his lap "Is that why he never touched his drink...;-) | |||
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"Is the bar still open for business ? I'm sooo wishing for a nice neat whiskey nowYeah, Im hoping Lacey will take over the management - talk to her nicely normaly i would but im off on holiday tomorrow so i have to go pack,is it me or has it been nice and cosy in the forum tonight,night all "Hey have a lovely holiday wherever you are going and come back soon xx | |||
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"pfffft....pads away in big slippers to make me own Horlicks I did put it right in front of you but you chose to flirt with the guy next to you!
I wasn't flirting, I dozed off with my head in his lap Is that why he never touched his drink...;-)"...he probably just didn't want to disturb me | |||
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