FabSwingers.com forum: Tuesday Forum Roll Call

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Good morning everyone....

Post here if you're present and correct on the forum...

Major Ash's roll call will end at 1 pm so don't be late!...

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Present. Not sure about correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Semi present

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here and ready for line inspection sir

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present. Not sure about correct

Morning Nympho....congrats on being first on todays parade ground...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just polishing my cap badge, I'll be on parade shortly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just present

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Semi present"

Morning...Semi is a good start.....

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm here and ready for the day ahead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Semi present

Morning...Semi is a good start....."

Just waiting to wake up properly and maybe I'll be fully present

Sir

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Ok but I'm gonna be naked at the line up unless you wait 10 minutes. Just out the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm. Here

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I’m just about here cough cough

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Present in body, not sure about anything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm present and as correct as I can be

Fuzz

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Here and ready for line inspection sir

Morning benny....today you have passed line inspection and been promoted to Corpral.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm just polishing my cap badge, I'll be on parade shortly. "

look forward to inspecting your polished cap badge....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like the pool on holiday... I'll be dipping in and out

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Back of the bins.

We’re here, we’ll the Boy is anyhow

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Just present"

Morning Unicorn...Hopefully correct also

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm here and ready for the day ahead."

I hope you have a great day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here and ready for line inspection sir

Morning benny....today you have passed line inspection and been promoted to Corpral."

Wow my mother will be so proud! Thank you sir

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Here

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Here, working on the correct ...

Sometimes not politically

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

I am lurking somewhere..like a sniper.

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm here and ready for the day ahead.

I hope you have a great day...

you too, positive mindset for the day for me I've decided it's the way to be!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just about

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Ok but I'm gonna be naked at the line up unless you wait 10 minutes. Just out the shower "

I wouldn't mind but it might distract the other privates on the parade ground...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm. Here"

Are you also correct this morning?....

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

Present but I have to leave class early.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I’m here but should be working....

J x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’m just about here cough cough "

Thanks for just about reporting in!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present in body, not sure about anything else

your mind should follow after a march around the parade ground....

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Reporting for fab duty

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm present and as correct as I can be

Fuzz"

Morning Fuzz....Thanks for reporting in

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Well who doesnt enjoy a bit of distraction in the morning...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put my body on parade but needs shaping up

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"It's like the pool on holiday... I'll be dipping in and out

It sounds like it was a good pool....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"We’re here, we’ll the Boy is anyhow "

Morning the boy.....Where is Kitty?...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Here"

Morning Transgirl......

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Here for 10 mins before getting on my plane

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Here, working on the correct ...

Sometimes not politically

Morning RM.....I'm not always correct either....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Just about "

Hope you have a Fab Tuesday.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Here for 10 mins before getting on my plane

Have a lovely time

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I am lurking somewhere..like a sniper."

Do you have a good aim?....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Here! "

Morning Duchess.....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present but I have to leave class early."

If its for a good reason you can be excused today!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’m here but should be working....

J x"

we wont tell anybody J......

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Reporting for fab duty

Morning Blue eyes....looking good on the parade ground...

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"I am lurking somewhere..like a sniper.

Do you have a good aim?...."

Very !! wrong target though sometimes. But good aim nonetheless.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Well who doesnt enjoy a bit of distraction in the morning..."

I'm easily distracted!....

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

"Present but I have to leave class early.

If its for a good reason you can be excused today!"

Thank you, Sir!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Put my body on parade but needs shaping up"

I have just the exercise that would help out...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Here for 10 mins before getting on my plane

I hope you have a great time x

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Good morning Ash.

We're both here.

Jo.Xx

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good morning Ash.

We're both here.

Jo.Xx "

Good morning Jo and D....Always a pleasure to see you both on the parade ground

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Present. Not quite awake yet .

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By *reeneyes1983Man
over a year ago

Hyde

Here..just

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present. Not quite awake yet ."

Morning Lorraine....Would you like a coffee?...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Here..just

Thanks for reporting in for roll call...

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Reporting for duty Sir!

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea

Present

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Reporting for duty Sir!"

Morning Polly...Thanks for reporting in for duty....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present

I hope you have a great Tuesday....

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I am here, currently laid in my comfy hotel bed. Today is a very good day.

Mrs

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Here

Morning Transgirl......

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Here for 10 mins before getting on my plane

Ohhh we hope you are heading somewhere nice. Enjoy.

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By *ustfun001Man
over a year ago

East Sussex

just about present....

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I'm here!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Present Major Ash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention present? What am i getting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Présent et correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Semi present"

Present us with your semi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention present? What am i getting?

"
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Hand sanitiser. Don't drink it all at once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you haven't noticed, I'm here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reporting for duty , late I know as I went to Sainsburys where the shelves are bare

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I am here, currently laid in my comfy hotel bed. Today is a very good day.

Mrs"

Morning Mrs NS...I'm glad that the hotel bed is a comfy one....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"just about present...."

Are you just about correct?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm here!

Thanks for reporting in for duty Macc Lass....

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

Present

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By *arah_tv999TV/TS
over a year ago

Oxford

I'm here

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present Major Ash

Are you correct Private Compersion?...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Did someone mention present? What am i getting?

4 packets of toilet roll.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning! "

Morning naughty...I hope you're good today!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Présent et correct

Bonjour RH.....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"If you haven't noticed, I'm here."

You have been noticed on the parade ground Jim....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Corporal Sensual reporting for duty sir

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Reporting for duty , late I know as I went to Sainsburys where the shelves are bare"

I will excuse you today and good luck with your toilet roll mission.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Morning, I’m here and standing up straight

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present"

Thanks for presenting yourself....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm here"

I hope you have a fab day....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Corporal Sensual reporting for duty sir

Good morning Corporal Sensual....Anything to report to HQ we need to know about?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning, I’m here and standing up straight

Morning wildblonde....you certainly have us all standing to attention....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Corporal Sensual reporting for duty sir

Good morning Corporal Sensual....Anything to report to HQ we need to know about?"

We received reports of enemy troops attempting to seize control of our supply barracks in order to steal our prized toilet rolls but after a brief engagement, they thankfully retreated.

I’ve posted extra troops there for now but fully expect the enemy to return with reinforcements so we’re taking no chances and are setting up mortar positions

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Corporal Sensual reporting for duty sir

Good morning Corporal Sensual....Anything to report to HQ we need to know about?

We received reports of enemy troops attempting to seize control of our supply barracks in order to steal our prized toilet rolls but after a brief engagement, they thankfully retreated.

I’ve posted extra troops there for now but fully expect the enemy to return with reinforcements so we’re taking no chances and are setting up mortar positions

Great work Corporal Sensual...we cant let the enemy get their hands on our supply of toilet rolls under any circumstances and must defend our barracks until the last man and woman...

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

What what

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

just over 30 mins to go to report in for todays roll call....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Corporal Sensual reporting for duty sir

Good morning Corporal Sensual....Anything to report to HQ we need to know about?

We received reports of enemy troops attempting to seize control of our supply barracks in order to steal our prized toilet rolls but after a brief engagement, they thankfully retreated.

I’ve posted extra troops there for now but fully expect the enemy to return with reinforcements so we’re taking no chances and are setting up mortar positions

Great work Corporal Sensual...we cant let the enemy get their hands on our supply of toilet rolls under any circumstances and must defend our barracks until the last man and woman...

I have the pasta protected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Private Geekypants reporting for duty, sir. My uniform, however, is absent.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Reporting for... duty? Checking in?

Anyway, I'm here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present don’t know if I’m correct though

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"What what"

Eyes to the front there private!.....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Corporal Sensual reporting for duty sir

Good morning Corporal Sensual....Anything to report to HQ we need to know about?

We received reports of enemy troops attempting to seize control of our supply barracks in order to steal our prized toilet rolls but after a brief engagement, they thankfully retreated.

I’ve posted extra troops there for now but fully expect the enemy to return with reinforcements so we’re taking no chances and are setting up mortar positions

Great work Corporal Sensual...we cant let the enemy get their hands on our supply of toilet rolls under any circumstances and must defend our barracks until the last man and woman...

I have the pasta protected

There are reports coming in to HQ of Italian troops parachuting in behind our lines to steal our pasta but they could easily switch sides if we make them a good Spaghetti Bolognese....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here physically but not mentally

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Corporal Sensual reporting for duty sir

Good morning Corporal Sensual....Anything to report to HQ we need to know about?

We received reports of enemy troops attempting to seize control of our supply barracks in order to steal our prized toilet rolls but after a brief engagement, they thankfully retreated.

I’ve posted extra troops there for now but fully expect the enemy to return with reinforcements so we’re taking no chances and are setting up mortar positions

Great work Corporal Sensual...we cant let the enemy get their hands on our supply of toilet rolls under any circumstances and must defend our barracks until the last man and woman...

I have the pasta protected

There are reports coming in to HQ of Italian troops parachuting in behind our lines to steal our pasta but they could easily switch sides if we make them a good Spaghetti Bolognese....

I could always throw poop ... we have loo roll

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Private Geekypants reporting for duty, sir. My uniform, however, is absent. "

Afternoon Geekypants....What has happened to your uniform?.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present sir

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Reporting for... duty? Checking in?

Anyway, I'm here!

Afternoon Private Meli.....You made it to the parade ground with 16 mins to go....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present don’t know if I’m correct though "

Afternoon Marvel.....At least your present...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Reporting for... duty? Checking in?

Anyway, I'm here!

Afternoon Private Meli.....You made it to the parade ground with 16 mins to go....

Private?! As if.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Here physically but not mentally

Afternoon Chloe....Thanks for reporting in for duty

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present sir

I hope you have a fab Tuesday.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Reporting for... duty? Checking in?

Anyway, I'm here!

Afternoon Private Meli.....You made it to the parade ground with 16 mins to go....

Private?! As if."

How about Corporal Meli?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Blows trumpet....Forum roll call is now over....

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By *exy Pretty FeetCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

Just made it..

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Just made it.."

well done...you just made it on the deadline!

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By *exy Pretty FeetCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

"Just made it..

well done...you just made it on the deadline!"

Story of my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Typical me - takes me ages when I need to do something within a certain time frame - no exceptions today either!

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