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By *ouvak OP   Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

goes up a chimney but can never be bought down one ?

an open umberella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"goes up a chimney but can never be bought down one ?

an open umberella "

Not sure this is factually correct.

Apply enough force and the umbrella will simply fold out on itself, in the same manner it does when a strong wind hits it from underneath, it will happily come down the chimney now

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By *ouvak OP   Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"goes up a chimney but can never be bought down one ?

its a matter of pure physics actually, if you put something even of a semi ridged nature in a confined space it will travel in the direction of least resistance easierly but not in the direction of greatest resistance, hence a baby comes out easier than a cock will go into a virgina

thats why men spend nine months fighting to get out and the rest of their lives fighting to get back in

an open umberella

Not sure this is factually correct.

Apply enough force and the umbrella will simply fold out on itself, in the same manner it does when a strong wind hits it from underneath, it will happily come down the chimney now "

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I cant get my head around it.........

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"I cant get my head around it.........

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The U-bend in my loo, that is!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I cant get over it........

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"I cant get over it........"

The 12 foot wall!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant get over it........

The 12 foot wall!!!"

Might I suggest a few less pies might sort out that problem

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"I cant get over it........

The 12 foot wall!!!

Might I suggest a few less pies might sort out that problem "

!!!! And you could get over a 12 foot wall on your own?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With stealth and cunning most things are possible. A ladder could help, maybe a grappling hook and rope, the possibilities are endless but yes I suspect even with my gamy leg I could work out a way to get over a 12 foot wall

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"With stealth and cunning most things are possible. A ladder could help, maybe a grappling hook and rope, the possibilities are endless but yes I suspect even with my gamy leg I could work out a way to get over a 12 foot wall "

Well I normally do it (the wall thingy, get your mind outta the gutter!!) with a bunch of other guys, and even then its a bit of a grunt and sweat feat!!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"With stealth and cunning most things are possible. A ladder could help, maybe a grappling hook and rope, the possibilities are endless but yes I suspect even with my gamy leg I could work out a way to get over a 12 foot wall

Well I normally do it (the wall thingy, get your mind outta the gutter!!) with a bunch of other guys, and even then its a bit of a grunt and sweat feat!!!"

And as for your "ladder or grappling hook" suggestion..... pah, and double pah, so there!!!

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By *ouvak OP   Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"With stealth and cunning most things are possible. A ladder could help, maybe a grappling hook and rope, the possibilities are endless but yes I suspect even with my gamy leg I could work out a way to get over a 12 foot wall

Well I normally do it (the wall thingy, get your mind outta the gutter!!) with a bunch of other guys, and even then its a bit of a grunt and sweat feat!!!"

bunch of other guys !!!!! and you at the bottom !!!! no wonder it's a grunt lol

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