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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The three bears are coming to tea but you're right out of porridge!

What are you going to give them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The three bears are coming to tea but you're right out of porridge!

What are you going to give them?

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pasta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmalade sandwiches

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Toilet rolls

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

Pineapple juice - you never know what might happen later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The three bears are coming to tea but you're right out of porridge!

What are you going to give them?

pasta

Yeah,have you seen supermarket shelves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chance to sleep in my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The three bears are coming to tea but you're right out of porridge!

What are you going to give them?

Honey????

I'm not very good at these games lol

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Ready brek. Practically the same x

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Pop tarts

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

Someone else’s Porridge

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

"The three bears are coming to tea but you're right out of porridge!

What are you going to give them?

Honey????

I'm not very good at these games lol

You stole my idea lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The three bears are coming to tea but you're right out of porridge!

What are you going to give them?

pasta

Yeah,have you seen supermarket shelves?"
no i eat out

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

Twinks

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Tea and biscuits.

If that doesn't suit they can bugger off and try their luck with Hansel and Gretel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left over Dairy Milk and Penguin bars

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Forgot to mention, Baby Bear is gluten free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgot to mention, Baby Bear is gluten free

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durham wheat pasta then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The three bears are coming to tea but you're right out of porridge!

What are you going to give them?

Oh so the shelves were bear?

Here all week folks!*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The three bears are coming to tea but you're right out of porridge!

What are you going to give them?

Cage's! 2 that are completely inadequate and 1 that's just right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The three bears are coming to tea but you're right out of porridge!

What are you going to give them?

Are they coming to tea or breakfast?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Marmalade sandwiches "

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

2 busting balls full of spunk !!

They'll love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to hot nothing to cold something that’s just right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A door closed in their face. I'm scared of bears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The three bears are coming to tea but you're right out of porridge!

What are you going to give them?

Anything they want...3 hungry bears aren't to be messed with....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A door closed in their face. I'm scared of bears

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theyre fictional oh wirey one

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Toilet rolls"

Well I guess they may well need them in the woods

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

Bear: I'm........................hungry.

Me:Why the big pause?

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By *nglander2000Man
over a year ago

NORTHAMPTON NEAR M1 JCN 15A

"The three bears are coming to tea but you're right out of porridge!

What are you going to give them?

TEA !

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Pineapple juice - you never know what might happen later "

I do like a hairy bear but that's just wrong on so many levels!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A door closed in their face. I'm scared of bears

theyre fictional oh wirey one

Well, just in case

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Tea and biscuits.

If that doesn't suit they can bugger off and try their luck with Hansel and Gretel "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minnie the Minx and the Three Bears sounds like the makings of a Fab bit of bi porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coronavirus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No worries I'll feed them with the three little pigs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgot to mention, Baby Bear is gluten free

Oreos

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Left over Dairy Milk and Penguin bars

What is this "left over Dairy Milk" of which you speak?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A door closed in their face. I'm scared of bears

theyre fictional oh wirey one

Well, just in case

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now grizzly bears omg

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Nothing to hot nothing to cold something that’s just right "

Pot Noodle?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

How dare you! I'm NEVER out of porridge.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"The three bears are coming to tea but you're right out of porridge!

What are you going to give them?

Anything they want...3 hungry bears aren't to be messed with....

Wise words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a house full of spears swords axe's and any bears come knocking will get something sharp and pointy poked at them

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

The bare necessities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coooookie crisp

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Weetabix

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I have a house full of spears swords axe's and any bears come knocking will get something sharp and pointy poked at them

Blimey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a house full of spears swords axe's and any bears come knocking will get something sharp and pointy poked at them

Blimey!

I do Celtic / Viking and Mediaeval reenactment

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"The three bears are coming to tea but you're right out of porridge!

What are you going to give them?

Belting curry

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Whatever Bears eat I guess, salmon or bug's or something!!

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Whatever Bears eat I guess, salmon or bug's or something!!"

Ok ok a fucking belting fish and oats curry then

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By *ldhamcoupleCouple
over a year ago

oldham

Nothing,they never ate their porridge last time they had it and then did nothing but whinge when goldilocks ate it for them.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Nothing,they never ate their porridge last time they had it and then did nothing but whinge when goldilocks ate it for them."

That's because they are Bears and can't hold..................................................

Cutlery.

Why the big pause (paws)

Coz I'm a bear

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I’ll have a cheese and jam sandwich and a glass of Guinness please, I don’t know what the other two want.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Whatever Bears eat I guess, salmon or bug's or something!!"

Bugs? Bugs?!

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

All the shit back that they allegedly left in the woods....

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