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Thaings that make ya laugh.. But shouldn't lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You know the stuff...

People falling over in the street, blokes walking into stuff etc..

We've had a few howlers but one made me giggle big time lately when we went away with a couple to a villa in Spain.. Taking the hire car back there is a big glass cabin in the car park for returns.. The fella is a bit of a serious arse and doing his best to look cool to the assistant who was quite hot lol.. All went well, handed the car back and off we went then I said ey up matey you left your shades on the counter.. and yep, he ran back and smack right into the side of the kiosk lol.. door was the other side pmsl.. The whole queue was looking trying not to wet themselves..

Mean eh...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Of course... We didn't even snigger, was concerned he was ok..

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

spelling mistakes or words that don't fit in with the context of the post lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"spelling mistakes or words that don't fit in with the context of the post lol "

That made me howl... yeah, killin meself ere lol... Ho Ho Ho

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Another that made me giggle was in a shoe shop... Guy with about 6 pairs of the same shoes giving the sales girl a hard time being the big man when she is obviously finding the fact he has a huge hole in the bottom of one sock funny lol... but trying hard to be serious till she faces away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last week a friend called me and we did the usual - telling what each other had been up to lately etc.

She said she'd been to a funeral cos her sons friend had passed away. The usual stuff was said ...lovely lad blah blah .everyone liked him blah blah .... I sympathised. Then she started to tell me about how he weighed 31stone. Course I made the right noises. I said .... ooooo tha's big cos i've seen progs on telly about v. large people.

Then she says it made the funeral arrangements difficult cos they couldn't get him out of the house.

Thank Fugg I was on the phone cos I pulled a face that sort of said ewwwwww not nice.

Then she said he couldn't be cremated cos he wouldn't fit in the furnace????? I bit my knuckles... She started to tell me about how they finally got him out of the house and I was getting worse.... by the time she got to the specially made coffin and large grave hole - I was almost beggin for the call to end in near fits of laughing.

I got away with it .... and still don't know why I wanted to laugh .... Maybe it was the sombre way she told the story while I had these ridiculous pics in my head of him being hauled out of bed and put in a double size coffin..... If she knew I was laughing I'd feel bloody awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best one i heard was a poor unfortunate chap in South America, who when he was attacked by a swarm of killer bees, jumped into a river and was eaten by piranna fish. I guess it wasnt his day lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ME bieng pushed whilst entering a shop in brum and land flat out by the till....

bruised all me tits too

and stop laffing ok

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Best one i heard was a poor unfortunate chap in South America, who when he was attacked by a swarm of killer bees, jumped into a river and was eaten by piranna fish. I guess it wasnt his day lol."

LMAO

I have a morbid sense of humour but I love the slapstick humour when people fall over or bump into things

nothing makes me laugh more when when you see a face squashed up against a pane of glass when they think the patio doors are open

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i laugh at peoples status on fab , some people are very inventive......failing that falling over is always good x

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own


"Best one i heard was a poor unfortunate chap in South America, who when he was attacked by a swarm of killer bees, jumped into a river and was eaten by piranna fish. I guess it wasnt his day lol."

Pmsl

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

we were at the bike club out side haveing a few cancer sticks,,,, when there was a tap ,tap,tapping sound we turned to see a blind man tapping his way towards us, and being the kindly bikers as we are we stepped from the pavement onto the road so as not to hinder his pathway, and just as we turned to track his progerss his stick went to one side of a stret side marker post and he walked striaght into it with a resounding BOOOOOONNNNNNG stggering he recovered his footing and continued on and we fell around laughing after he was well out of earshot, some one i know not who, has since place at eye level a sticky notice reading " beware post a-head"

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I was queuing at carpark once and the car in front had just gone through the barrier,a man walked in front just as the barrier was coming down and it hit the guy right on the head.......his legs sort of buckled under him and he wandered off rubbing his head!

I could'nt do or say anything for laughing so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i laugh at peoples status on fab , some people are very inventive......failing that falling over is always good x "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At work once , we had been moving the chairs around and i had thought there was a chair behind me and there wasnt.

Sooooooo i slowly slid down the wall with grace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At work once , we had been moving the chairs around and i had thought there was a chair behind me and there wasnt.

Sooooooo i slowly slid down the wall with grace "

i did that durin wk in a hall packed with fellow uni students thought the chair was behind me and landed on flor!! have to sy i was laughin myself!! i would have done it if it was someone else to im bad i love a laugh atother peoples misfortunes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Sooooooo i slowly slid down the wall with grace "

WOW!!!! Coincidence, I slid down a wall with a girl called Grace too once, but we were VERY VERY d*unk at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao

im just glad said wall was close, it stopped me dropping like a lead balloon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years and years ago, after being in the pub watching a football match myself and my mate were walking/stumbling home after a few beers, we were wearing football team colours ,as we walked along I noticed a few maybe 5/6 guys wearing opposing team colours walking towards us but by the time i'd noticed this they were kinda facing up to us, growling snarling generally being aggressive, we stood totally still when one of them from behind us threw a punch at me, hit me square on the ear, OUCH ffs that hurt and as I went to throw a punch back, the opposition fans found out my mate was a trainer in the local boxing gym, with one punch he knocked the "ringleader" clean out, the ferocity and speed of this punch scared the shit outta the others who decided to run away by turning and hurdling over a small 3ft tall hedge at the left of us-------------------- however NONE of them knew it was about a 9ft drop over the other side down into the dirtiest muddiest small stream U have ever seen,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Another one that comes to mind was during the last hot summer we had.. Few years back eh, black Saab with 4 blinged up huge black fellas blasted past at some lights heading towards the motorway, all in lovely white tee shirts with tons of gold hanging off.. Off they shot but just as they headed up the hill a tractor pulled out of a field kicking loads of crud off the tyres as it did just as they got behind... Mean but I did kinda grin lol. If they had been going just a tad slower... or waited lol..

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over a year ago

Oh I was at a party once and dancing to the time warp..........as I jumped to the left my legs disappeared from under me...........

At another party I was doing the can can and my tits had come out of my top

Inivte me to any parties.........im good entertainment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I was at a party once and dancing to the time warp..........as I jumped to the left my legs disappeared from under me...........

At another party I was doing the can can and my tits had come out of my top

Inivte me to any parties.........im good entertainment "

Time warp? oh yes my grandad told me about that song xx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Oh I was at a party once and dancing to the time warp..........as I jumped to the left my legs disappeared from under me...........

At another party I was doing the can can and my tits had come out of my top

Inivte me to any parties.........im good entertainment

Time warp? oh yes my grandad told me about that song xx "

Don't you pretend to me that you ain't a Rocky Horror fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I was at a party once and dancing to the time warp..........as I jumped to the left my legs disappeared from under me...........

At another party I was doing the can can and my tits had come out of my top

Inivte me to any parties.........im good entertainment

Time warp? oh yes my grandad told me about that song xx

Don't you pretend to me that you ain't a Rocky Horror fan "

Ok lol whos been tellin on me lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I was at a party once and dancing to the time warp..........as I jumped to the left my legs disappeared from under me...........

At another party I was doing the can can and my tits had come out of my top

Inivte me to any parties.........im good entertainment

Time warp? oh yes my grandad told me about that song xx

Don't you pretend to me that you ain't a Rocky Horror fan

Ok lol whos been tellin on me lol xx "

It wasnt so much anyone telling us as seeing you in the stage show that did it for us hun!!!

Very fetching you were too in your fishnets!!

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last week a friend called me and we did the usual - telling what each other had been up to lately etc.

She said she'd been to a funeral cos her sons friend had passed away. The usual stuff was said ...lovely lad blah blah .everyone liked him blah blah .... I sympathised. Then she started to tell me about how he weighed 31stone. Course I made the right noises. I said .... ooooo tha's big cos i've seen progs on telly about v. large people.

Then she says it made the funeral arrangements difficult cos they couldn't get him out of the house.

Thank Fugg I was on the phone cos I pulled a face that sort of said ewwwwww not nice.

Then she said he couldn't be cremated cos he wouldn't fit in the furnace????? I bit my knuckles... She started to tell me about how they finally got him out of the house and I was getting worse.... by the time she got to the specially made coffin and large grave hole - I was almost beggin for the call to end in near fits of laughing.

I got away with it .... and still don't know why I wanted to laugh .... Maybe it was the sombre way she told the story while I had these ridiculous pics in my head of him being hauled out of bed and put in a double size coffin..... If she knew I was laughing I'd feel bloody awful "

It's called a black sense of humour and everyone needs one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play on words

I was talking about spinning at work, saying my sister uses the wool from her sheep......... everyone at work fell about laughing, apparently spinning also is a new craze when you go to the gym and sit on the excercise bikes and all go at the same pace etc......!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was walking to work the other morning and had my black pencil skirt and heels on and some guy was looking at me and smiling and then walked right into the table and chairs outside a cafe.(ok, so he was over sixty,lol) I just carried on walking and laughing to myself.

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