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"A Sky remote! " That is sensible, it then makes sense of measuring one's cock against one. | |||
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"If she puts in a bag of frozen peas (with the corner chopped off) can she ping them out one by one like machine gun fire? You’ll need to ask her, but I don’t see why not " | |||
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"The lost treasure of the Aztecs" Sensible answers! It’s lost! | |||
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"The next round of her secret service messages. " Good answer | |||
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"Similar to the frozen peas, but with mini-eggs. Frozen stuff tends to stick, and peas are a bit small to grip. Plus, obviously, chocolate!" Well thought out | |||
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"Can she be a magician and produce a dove? Or at least a card I choose earlier but she didn't see " I’m sure she could | |||
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"Egg uncracked " Cooked? | |||
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"And filming them pinging out. What would you like to see?" Antibacterial handwash and 4 rolls of toilet paper please.... | |||
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"Egg uncracked Cooked?" Poached | |||
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"Razor blades on a string" No! | |||
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"I've always fancied a beam of light shooting out my vagina..bit of smoke for dramatic effect. And music. Could try that? " Like a Jean Michel Jarre concert in ones hoo haa? | |||
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"And filming them pinging out. What would you like to see?" Golf balls 100% | |||
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"I've always fancied a beam of light shooting out my vagina..bit of smoke for dramatic effect. And music. Could try that? Like a Jean Michel Jarre concert in ones hoo haa? " Kinda like that.. except maybe at dusk on a remote beach with cello music | |||
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"I've always fancied a beam of light shooting out my vagina..bit of smoke for dramatic effect. And music. Could try that? " That sounds so beautiful | |||
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"I've always fancied a beam of light shooting out my vagina..bit of smoke for dramatic effect. And music. Could try that? Like a Jean Michel Jarre concert in ones hoo haa? " Laser Harp | |||
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"I've always fancied a beam of light shooting out my vagina..bit of smoke for dramatic effect. And music. Could try that? Like a Jean Michel Jarre concert in ones hoo haa? Laser Harp " Rendez Vous played over a foo foo | |||
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"What the!!?? " Have fun | |||
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"What the!!?? Have fun " I do worry about you sometimes | |||
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"What the!!?? Have fun I do worry about you sometimes " Nora!!! I adore you | |||
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"What the!!?? Have fun I do worry about you sometimes Nora!!! I adore you" Haha. Likewise you nutter! | |||
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"What the!!?? Have fun I do worry about you sometimes Nora!!! I adore you Haha. Likewise you nutter! " | |||
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"Mars bar " Deep fried? | |||
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"Nora has said she’ll do this again!" I see the standard of forum thread never improved while I’ve been away then! | |||
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"A can of Lynx Africa" She’s done that many a time | |||
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"And filming them pinging out. What would you like to see?" ginger | |||
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"And filming them pinging out. What would you like to see?" The sun Like in the film Sunshine | |||
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"Ping pong balls, what else " | |||
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"Pringles tube " Is it that big | |||
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"Pringles tube Is it that big " Erm. No | |||
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"A false eye " Beat me to it | |||
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"A false eye Beat me to it " Hahaha | |||
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"Screen wasn’t big enough sorry. " Hmmm..maybe this needs to be seen in person | |||
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"Screen wasn’t big enough sorry. Hmmm..maybe this needs to be seen in person " That can be arranged | |||
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"I want to know if all these thing are coming out quick burst one after the other or will you need to road between shots? " . I could make a fortune in Benidorm! | |||
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"Screen wasn’t big enough sorry. Hmmm..maybe this needs to be seen in person That can be arranged " We could put our very own show | |||
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"Screen wasn’t big enough sorry. Hmmm..maybe this needs to be seen in person That can be arranged We could put our very own show " We could! | |||
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"A squeaky ball, but just before she pops it out i want to hear the tortuously slow release of a long squeak followed by an urgent "parp" as it goes winging across the lounge and sticks to the wall" | |||
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"A squeaky ball, but just before she pops it out i want to hear the tortuously slow release of a long squeak followed by an urgent "parp" as it goes winging across the lounge and sticks to the wall" | |||
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"Screen wasn’t big enough sorry. Hmmm..maybe this needs to be seen in person That can be arranged We could put our very own show We could! " We so should | |||
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"I want to know if all these thing are coming out quick burst one after the other or will you need to road between shots? . I could make a fortune in Benidorm!" Haha | |||
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"I want to know if all these thing are coming out quick burst one after the other or will you need to road between shots? . I could make a fortune in Benidorm! Haha " Nora's Nerf Gun | |||
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" wtf. Who was that? I don’t even remember this thread!" I reckon it was inevitable who posted | |||
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" wtf. Who was that? I don’t even remember this thread!" I just came to see what you were putting in Mrs | |||
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" wtf. Who was that? I don’t even remember this thread! I reckon it was inevitable who posted " Haha yep! Must have been years and years ago as looked like I commented but it’s unlos! | |||
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" wtf. Who was that? I don’t even remember this thread! I reckon it was inevitable who posted " Actually him or Rex | |||
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"I hate it when people 'defibrillate' ancient threads. " If you notice anyone doing that, let me know. I am not fond of it either | |||
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" Actually it could have been you!" Not this time it wasn’t | |||
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"I hate it when people 'defibrillate' ancient threads. If you notice anyone doing that, let me know. I am not fond of it either " • I will, Grånny. For you, anything. | |||
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"Necromancy going on here!" I’m scared to google what that means | |||
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"I’d be more surprised if she pulled it out " You can be quiet lol | |||
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"Necromancy going on here! I’m scared to google what that means " • It's a little like Neromancy but less emphasis on the romance. | |||
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"Parsnips?" Honey glazed? | |||
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"If it were 'sticky Vicky', it would be like a Russian Doll. " Can’t stand Russian dolls they’re so full of themselves | |||
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"Is she not finished yet? It must be like Mary Poppins's bag in there. Is someone going to reach in and pull out a ladder?" I'll hold your ankles if you wanna go take a look? | |||
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"Is she not finished yet? It must be like Mary Poppins's bag in there. Is someone going to reach in and pull out a ladder? I'll hold your ankles if you wanna go take a look?" | |||
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"Is she not finished yet? It must be like Mary Poppins's bag in there. Is someone going to reach in and pull out a ladder? I'll hold your ankles if you wanna go take a look?" Hold on, I'll just strap on my head torch | |||
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"Is she not finished yet? It must be like Mary Poppins's bag in there. Is someone going to reach in and pull out a ladder? I'll hold your ankles if you wanna go take a look? Hold on, I'll just strap on my head torch " • Shout out her name and you may even hear an echo...after a 20 seconds. | |||
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". It’s a good job I’m thick you bunch of meanies " | |||
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". It’s a good job I’m thick you bunch of meanies " Haha. Chief meanie! | |||
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". It’s a good job I’m thick skinned for this bunch of coconuts to force in " So you are ‘shy’ after all! | |||
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". It’s a good job I’m thick skinned for this bunch of coconuts to force in So you are ‘shy’ after all!" | |||
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"Me, if I fit." where you been? Aint seen you about! Fella | |||
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"Nora is a bad bad lady " Nora is going to love this thread being revived! | |||
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"Nora is a bad bad lady " Not that bad, I’m still yet to see her foof | |||
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"Nora is a bad bad lady Nora is going to love this thread being revived! " I’m so dead | |||
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"Nora is a bad bad lady Not that bad, I’m still yet to see her foof " You need to send her a message asking her to get her rat out | |||
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"Nora is a bad bad lady Not that bad, I’m still yet to see her foof You need to send her a message asking her to get her rat out" I tried! She didn't. | |||
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"Nora is a bad bad lady Not that bad, I’m still yet to see her foof You need to send her a message asking her to get her rat out I tried! She didn't. " I’ve seen it | |||
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"I hate it when people 'defibrillate' ancient threads. " Me too | |||
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"I know she's on holiday. I'm assuming she's in Benidorm " She is not a landlady, is she? I thought they usually go over in January | |||
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"Have seen this done with grapes, good way to get one of your five a day in fruit and veg. Also, seen it done with snooker balls, mesmerizing. " I've seen it done with ping ping balls, probably grapes are much trickier being so tiny? | |||
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"Have seen this done with grapes, good way to get one of your five a day in fruit and veg. Also, seen it done with snooker balls, mesmerizing. " Surely that should be fruit and vag. | |||
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"Omg . Who brought this back from the dead!" I could grass them up but my typing lips are sealed. | |||
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"Nora is a bad bad lady " saf you legend | |||
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"Omg . Who brought this back from the dead! I could grass them up but my typing lips are sealed. " Shoulda known who it was! She’s dead meat | |||
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"The idea behind resurrecting this is to close it at 175 posts - so come on happy loungers..." thereshould be a part 2 | |||
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"Omg . Who brought this back from the dead! I could grass them up but my typing lips are sealed. Shoulda known who it was! She’s dead meat " Even she has a puppet master behind her skullduggery | |||
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"The idea behind resurrecting this is to close it at 175 posts - so come on happy loungers...thereshould be a part 2" . There really shouldn’t. Must have been you who did this originally! | |||
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"The idea behind resurrecting this is to close it at 175 posts - so come on happy loungers...thereshould be a part 2" | |||
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