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Nora is putting things in her vagina

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And filming them pinging out.

What would you like to see?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sensible answers only please

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

An inflatable palm tree

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

A Sky remote!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a carrot

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Me, if I fit.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A Nerf dart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ping pong balls, what else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buzz lightyear action figure

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"A Sky remote!

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That is sensible, it then makes sense of measuring one's cock against one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whipped cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All good answers so far folks

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

If she puts in a bag of frozen peas (with the corner chopped off) can she ping them out one by one like machine gun fire?

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

The lost treasure of the Aztecs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If she puts in a bag of frozen peas (with the corner chopped off) can she ping them out one by one like machine gun fire?"

You’ll need to ask her, but I don’t see why not

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell


"If she puts in a bag of frozen peas (with the corner chopped off) can she ping them out one by one like machine gun fire?

You’ll need to ask her, but I don’t see why not "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scampi

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Wally

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The lost treasure of the Aztecs"

Sensible answers! It’s lost!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

The next round of her secret service messages.

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

A Cadbury chocolate finger... straight into my mouth

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"The next round of her secret service messages. "

Good answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horse and Cart x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Poo

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

Similar to the frozen peas, but with mini-eggs.

Frozen stuff tends to stick, and peas are a bit small to grip. Plus, obviously, chocolate!

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I was going to say my foot but then I seen vagina I'll keep that for her arse and just give her a Courgette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A crème egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the flags of the United nations

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

A mars bar

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By *hom_1981Man
over a year ago

Manchester

A jam jar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her own head...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Similar to the frozen peas, but with mini-eggs.

Frozen stuff tends to stick, and peas are a bit small to grip. Plus, obviously, chocolate!"

Well thought out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rugby ball.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A little coarse (so my apologies) but can I put 50 numbered balls inside Nora before getting her to jump up and down a few times and then choose the first six she manages to fire out as my lottery numbers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can she be a magician and produce a dove?

Or at least a card I choose earlier but she didn't see

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can she be a magician and produce a dove?

Or at least a card I choose earlier but she didn't see "

I’m sure she could

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Has to be frozen peas

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

A Greggs sausage roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to see cooked pasta shells flying out of her fanny.

Preferably Farfalle pasta.

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By *ndy64hMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Coronavirus serum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coronavirus serum"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Egg uncracked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake.

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

A Slinky, if she’s at the top of the stairs when she does it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Egg uncracked "

Cooked?

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Maltesars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And filming them pinging out.

What would you like to see?"

Antibacterial handwash and 4 rolls of toilet paper please....

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

A bottle of champagne, jump up and down, pop the cork off and spray everyone with it.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

The famous Mr ED.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Egg uncracked

Cooked?"

Poached

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

A Betamax video cassette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A watermelon

Not sliced

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By *ildatheart6969Couple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Razor blades on a string

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A puffer fish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Razor blades on a string"

No!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ferrero rocher

No really dont, the little nuts are like broken glass and get everywhere

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I've always fancied a beam of light shooting out my vagina..bit of smoke for dramatic effect. And music. Could try that?

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

Little puffs of talc

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I've always fancied a beam of light shooting out my vagina..bit of smoke for dramatic effect. And music. Could try that? "

Like a Jean Michel Jarre concert in ones hoo haa?

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By *xxx30Man
over a year ago

york


"And filming them pinging out.

What would you like to see?"

Golf balls 100%

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

A mini cow

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"I've always fancied a beam of light shooting out my vagina..bit of smoke for dramatic effect. And music. Could try that?

Like a Jean Michel Jarre concert in ones hoo haa? "

Kinda like that.. except maybe at dusk on a remote beach with cello music

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've always fancied a beam of light shooting out my vagina..bit of smoke for dramatic effect. And music. Could try that? "

That sounds so beautiful

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I've always fancied a beam of light shooting out my vagina..bit of smoke for dramatic effect. And music. Could try that?

Like a Jean Michel Jarre concert in ones hoo haa? "

Laser Harp

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By *ildatheart6969Couple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

M and M's and ping them across the room

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Tossed pancakes, followed by a squirt of lemon and a sparkling dusting of sugar. Or other tasty toppings she could squeeze and pop out.

I'm just cautious it's not like factory farming.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I've always fancied a beam of light shooting out my vagina..bit of smoke for dramatic effect. And music. Could try that?

Like a Jean Michel Jarre concert in ones hoo haa?

Laser Harp "

Rendez Vous played over a foo foo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jigglypuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the!!??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What the!!?? "

Have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the!!??

Have fun "

I do worry about you sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What the!!??

Have fun

I do worry about you sometimes "

Nora!!! I adore you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the!!??

Have fun

I do worry about you sometimes

Nora!!! I adore you"

Haha. Likewise you nutter!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What the!!??

Have fun

I do worry about you sometimes

Nora!!! I adore you

Haha. Likewise you nutter! "

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By *ush fuckerMan
over a year ago

Wouldn’t You Like To Know

Mars bar

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Mars bar "

Deep fried?

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

A cockatoo

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By *uff the Boner!Man
over a year ago

SWANSEA

Ping pong!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nora has said she’ll do this again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nora has said she’ll do this again!"

I see the standard of forum thread never improved while I’ve been away then!

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

A can of Lynx Africa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A can of Lynx Africa"

She’s done that many a time

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

A link to these videos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pringles tube

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By *usthere4uMan
over a year ago

North East


"And filming them pinging out.

What would you like to see?"

ginger

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"And filming them pinging out.

What would you like to see?"

The sun

Like in the film Sunshine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ping pong balls, what else "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A false eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A false eye "
fish eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pringles tube "

Is it that big

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

A clown car horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pringles tube

Is it that big "

Erm. No

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"A false eye "

Beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A false eye

Beat me to it "

Hahaha

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Why are there no video clips of this.

I have checked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screen wasn’t big enough sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to know if all these thing are coming out quick burst one after the other or will you need to road between shots?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reload

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Screen wasn’t big enough sorry. "

Hmmm..maybe this needs to be seen in person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Screen wasn’t big enough sorry.

Hmmm..maybe this needs to be seen in person "

That can be arranged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to know if all these thing are coming out quick burst one after the other or will you need to road between shots? "

. I could make a fortune in Benidorm!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Screen wasn’t big enough sorry.

Hmmm..maybe this needs to be seen in person

That can be arranged "

We could put our very own show

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

A squeaky ball, but just before she pops it out i want to hear the tortuously slow release of a long squeak followed by an urgent "parp" as it goes winging across the lounge and sticks to the wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Screen wasn’t big enough sorry.

Hmmm..maybe this needs to be seen in person

That can be arranged

We could put our very own show "

We could!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A squeaky ball, but just before she pops it out i want to hear the tortuously slow release of a long squeak followed by an urgent "parp" as it goes winging across the lounge and sticks to the wall"

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"A squeaky ball, but just before she pops it out i want to hear the tortuously slow release of a long squeak followed by an urgent "parp" as it goes winging across the lounge and sticks to the wall"

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Screen wasn’t big enough sorry.

Hmmm..maybe this needs to be seen in person

That can be arranged

We could put our very own show

We could! "

We so should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to know if all these thing are coming out quick burst one after the other or will you need to road between shots?

. I could make a fortune in Benidorm!"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can of fosters or maybe thatchers gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to know if all these thing are coming out quick burst one after the other or will you need to road between shots?

. I could make a fortune in Benidorm!

Haha "

Nora's Nerf Gun

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Foggy, Compo and Clegg

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Human cannon ball.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Nora Batty I assume

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Would like to see eggs been awhile since I’ve seen one ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sharpie

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I hate it when people 'defibrillate' ancient threads.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

She's at it again?!!!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

wtf. Who was that? I don’t even remember this thread!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


" wtf. Who was that? I don’t even remember this thread!"

I reckon it was inevitable who posted

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


" wtf. Who was that? I don’t even remember this thread!"

I just came to see what you were putting in

Mrs

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


" wtf. Who was that? I don’t even remember this thread!

I reckon it was inevitable who posted "

Haha yep! Must have been years and years ago as looked like I commented but it’s unlos!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


" wtf. Who was that? I don’t even remember this thread!

I reckon it was inevitable who posted "

Actually him or Rex

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I hate it when people 'defibrillate' ancient threads. "

If you notice anyone doing that, let me know.

I am not fond of it either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Necromancy going on here!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


" "

Actually it could have been you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Actually it could have been you!"

Not this time it wasn’t

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I hate it when people 'defibrillate' ancient threads.

If you notice anyone doing that, let me know.

I am not fond of it either "

I will, Grånny. For you, anything.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I’d be more surprised if she pulled it out

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Necromancy going on here!"

I’m scared to google what that means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parsnips?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I just read the whole thread it’s actually quite funny

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’d be more surprised if she pulled it out "

You can be quiet lol

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Necromancy going on here!

I’m scared to google what that means "

It's a little like Neromancy but less emphasis on the romance.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Parsnips?"

Honey glazed?

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

If it were 'sticky Vicky', it would be like a Russian Doll.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"If it were 'sticky Vicky', it would be like a Russian Doll. "

Can’t stand Russian dolls they’re so full of themselves

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Is that where all the cucumbers have gone?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Is she not finished yet? It must be like Mary Poppins's bag in there. Is someone going to reach in and pull out a ladder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is she not finished yet? It must be like Mary Poppins's bag in there. Is someone going to reach in and pull out a ladder?"

I'll hold your ankles if you wanna go take a look?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Is she not finished yet? It must be like Mary Poppins's bag in there. Is someone going to reach in and pull out a ladder?

I'll hold your ankles if you wanna go take a look?"

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

Tell her to behave,it is holy sunday after all

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Is she not finished yet? It must be like Mary Poppins's bag in there. Is someone going to reach in and pull out a ladder?

I'll hold your ankles if you wanna go take a look?"

Hold on, I'll just strap on my head torch

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Is she not finished yet? It must be like Mary Poppins's bag in there. Is someone going to reach in and pull out a ladder?

I'll hold your ankles if you wanna go take a look?

Hold on, I'll just strap on my head torch "

Shout out her name and you may even hear an echo...after a 20 seconds.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

. It’s a good job I’m thick skinned you bunch of meanies

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


". It’s a good job I’m thick you bunch of meanies "

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


". It’s a good job I’m thick you bunch of meanies

"

Haha. Chief meanie!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


". It’s a good job I’m thick skinned for this bunch of coconuts to force in "

So you are ‘shy’ after all!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


". It’s a good job I’m thick skinned for this bunch of coconuts to force in

So you are ‘shy’ after all!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me, if I fit."
where you been? Aint seen you about! Fella

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Nora is a bad bad lady

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Nora is a bad bad lady "

Nora is going to love this thread being revived!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nora is a bad bad lady "

Not that bad, I’m still yet to see her foof

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Nora is a bad bad lady

Nora is going to love this thread being revived! "

I’m so dead

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Nora is a bad bad lady

Not that bad, I’m still yet to see her foof "

You need to send her a message asking her to get her rat out

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By *riental_brit_studMan
over a year ago

London

Have seen this done with grapes, good way to get one of your five a day in fruit and veg. Also, seen it done with snooker balls, mesmerizing.

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

As its almost Christmas, I'd like to see the 7 dwarfs shot from Noras fanny cannon

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Nora is a bad bad lady

Not that bad, I’m still yet to see her foof

You need to send her a message asking her to get her rat out"

I tried! She didn't.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Nora is a bad bad lady

Not that bad, I’m still yet to see her foof

You need to send her a message asking her to get her rat out

I tried! She didn't. "

I’ve seen it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it when people 'defibrillate' ancient threads. "

Me too

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I know she's on holiday. I'm assuming she's in Benidorm

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"I know she's on holiday. I'm assuming she's in Benidorm "

She is not a landlady, is she? I thought they usually go over in January

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have seen this done with grapes, good way to get one of your five a day in fruit and veg. Also, seen it done with snooker balls, mesmerizing.

"

I've seen it done with ping ping balls, probably grapes are much trickier being so tiny?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Did Nora ever film any of these in the end?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Omg . Who brought this back from the dead!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Have seen this done with grapes, good way to get one of your five a day in fruit and veg. Also, seen it done with snooker balls, mesmerizing.

"

Surely that should be fruit and vag.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Noras rat is mad tallented

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg . Who brought this back from the dead!"

I could grass them up but my typing lips are sealed.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door


"Nora is a bad bad lady "
saf you legend

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

The idea behind resurrecting this is to close it at 175 posts - so come on happy loungers...

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Omg . Who brought this back from the dead!

I could grass them up but my typing lips are sealed. "

Shoulda known who it was! She’s dead meat

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door


"The idea behind resurrecting this is to close it at 175 posts - so come on happy loungers..."
thereshould be a part 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg . Who brought this back from the dead!

I could grass them up but my typing lips are sealed.

Shoulda known who it was! She’s dead meat "

Even she has a puppet master behind her skullduggery

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"The idea behind resurrecting this is to close it at 175 posts - so come on happy loungers...thereshould be a part 2"

. There really shouldn’t. Must have been you who did this originally!

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"The idea behind resurrecting this is to close it at 175 posts - so come on happy loungers...thereshould be a part 2"

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