FabSwingers.com forum: When you get home from work, what’s the first thing you do?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Obviously you have just walked through the door and taken your coat off etc and locked the door. What do you do next?

For me I don’t know why, but it’s like my body knows and I have to goto the toilet.

How about you?

I can see this as being too much information, but I was wondering if I was on my own or it’s a common thing?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Coffee and a smoke. Both are much needed

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By *ildatheart6969Couple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Only go to the toilet if need to, putting the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kettle on slippers on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to shout "honey I'm home" then remember, I'm all alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually do the washing up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only go to the toilet if need to, putting the kettle on"

Yeah I’m the same, but work outside all day and you can’t exactly nip away from the job that often to use a toilet somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the kettle on

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By *uttercup and WestleyCouple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Take my shoes off and wash my hands!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Bra off, change into my slobbing out clothes

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Put my slippers and onesie on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I’ve not put something in the slow cooker then it’s cook, eat, shower relax, or all of the above after the gym

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Wash hands and slip into something more comfortable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I don’t have to go back out with my daughter and take her to one of her classes or just say I’ve come back home from that. First thing I’ll do is put my pyjamas on. Then I’ll do any dishes maybe put a load in the machine. Then it’s sit down and chill. Cuppa tea, snacks and telly.

I love being in my house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check the fridge for snacks

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Strip off get house coat on .. roll on eight o’clock

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Music on. Then kettle

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Take my shirt off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a slash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bra off, slippers on!

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

"Bra off, slippers on!"

Do the slippers not fall of your boobs

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

Uniforn off.bra off. Pjs on .k

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I will take my bra off....sorry that was for another thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Masturbate to your pics OP

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Have a wee. Then let the dog out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take my bra off!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Talk to the dog or she sulks

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By *teve48ukMan
over a year ago

Ware

"Take my bra off!"

Happy to help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take all my clothes off, then put comfy stuff on

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By *teve48ukMan
over a year ago

Ware

Nice shower! Making sure everything is clean and dandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoes off straight upstairs put joggers or shorts on

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Obviously you have just walked through the door and taken your coat off etc and locked the door. What do you do next?

For me I don’t know why, but it’s like my body knows and I have to goto the toilet.

How about you?

I can see this as being too much information, but I was wondering if I was on my own or it’s a common thing?"

My youngest and I come home together and rush to see who is first to get into the bathroom as we both prefer the bathroom to the downstairs toilet!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Switch the kettle on and let the dog out

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

wash hands then derobe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kettle on , run the bath , dinner in oven ,cup of tea in the bath , chill for a bit , eat dinner , then chill ,

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I’m straight upstairs for a shower then into pjs then do tea then relax in front of telly

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Take all my clothes off, then put comfy stuff on

Like toilet paper??

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By *ighlander1919Man
over a year ago

belfast

Music on (tunes selected according to mood) and chill da funk out ??

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Grab the dog leads a handful of carrots and wander up to the paddock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get into something more comfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greet my dog lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fight my excited dog off me for 5 mins get changed and maybe grab a beer

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By *ndy64hMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

What's work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower, PJs on, dinner, sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bra off normally in the car before I'm home ...

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By *arah_tv999TV/TS
over a year ago

Oxford

Put kettle on, then feed cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obviously you have just walked through the door and taken your coat off etc and locked the door. What do you do next?

For me I don’t know why, but it’s like my body knows and I have to goto the toilet.

How about you?

I can see this as being too much information, but I was wondering if I was on my own or it’s a common thing?"
strip naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take my bra off and put my pjs on

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By *tticusukMan
over a year ago

Formby

Walk the dog

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Down a pint of squash, open the fridge and check what I’m going to make for dinner.

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

Let my two ferrets out of there cage and give them big hugs and kisses and ask them about their day....

Yes I really do have two pet ferrets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Masturbate to your pics OP"

Don’t lie to me

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By *eannaTV/TS
over a year ago

Cwmfelifach, nr Newport

Get attacked by my two Doberman Huskys, whilst I fight to let them out, use the loo, put the kettle on see what I'm making for dinner, strip off naked, let dogs back in, make a coffee, sit down with a smoke and check out what's happening on here, then take a shower, make dinner, sit back and relax while I make plans for when I'm off work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a shit and check my messages on here

#youknowwhoyouare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take my underwear off x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strip off get house coat on .. roll on eight o’clock

You own a house coat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take my bra off

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Take my bra off on the way to the bathroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More often than not row with my son

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

shoes off and heating on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not long got home and the first thing I did was take all my clothes off because I got soaked today.. Now I'm doing the usual laying down watching TV whilst fabbing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea

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By *irm hand LukeMan
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire

"Cup of tea

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Im a 24/7 kinda work. when my works stops is usually when the pjs are going on heading for the leaba. and even then im on call lol

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

First thing I do is switch the TV on..

Del

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

"Obviously you have just walked through the door and taken your coat off etc and locked the door. What do you do next?

For me I don’t know why, but it’s like my body knows and I have to goto the toilet.

How about you?

I can see this as being too much information, but I was wondering if I was on my own or it’s a common thing?"

Dash for a wee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hug my son, then put the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoes off...slippers on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a shit and check my messages on here

#youknowwhoyouare "
i do and thanks for last week sorry about your shoes

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

Don’t work but first thing do after being out is take of bra and shoes heavenly.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Wash my hands

Kiss the wife fuss the dog then get out of my work clothes and into a pair of shorts.

And.....Relax.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Toilet them jumper and shirt in wash

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Feed the gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slippers on and bra off ... it’s the simple things in life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go to the menu draw which also doubles up as my man draw

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By *ingerie whoreTV/TS
over a year ago

kirk hammerton

I break today’s trend as my bra goes on when I get in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a wee. Then let the dog out.

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is have a wee and then let the dog out a polite way of saying have a dump bit like the drop kids of at pool saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take my bra off...bliss

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've been home half an hour and tonight it was kettle on, kit off, shower, my dinner then on here.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Dogs out, change to walking clothes and take them for a walk

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

Cod

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Take my bra and heels off. In that order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strip my clothes off and have a shower.

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

Cup of tea....

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

Can you take bra off fully clothed ?

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

"Cup of tea...."

Hopefully not earl grey

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

Coffee, and reward my hounds for sitting patiently until I've taken my coat off etc

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Cup of tea....

Hopefully not earl grey

Eewwww no...normal tea...

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By *pecialK88Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Protect my face from the pooches tongue

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

"Cup of tea....

Hopefully not earl grey

Eewwww no...normal tea...

Normal tea the best early grey tastes like perfume in a cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the bra and makeup off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang keys up

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
over a year ago

nearby

say hello to the kids

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Can you take bra off fully clothed ?"

In most outfits yeah. Long sleeved tops are tricky right enough

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Kettle on

Tea

Change

Open my laptop and work until I’m caught up

Chill out? What’s that?

Monday morning to Friday pm is on the work treadmill

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

"Hang keys up "

And put riding boots on ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang keys up

And put riding boots on ?"

Gets crop out

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hang keys up

And put riding boots on ?

Gets crop out"

Yeeeee haaaa

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Have a dump

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

"Hang keys up

And put riding boots on ?

Gets crop out"

Ride them cowgirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strip off slobs on

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Cup of tea....

Hopefully not earl grey

Eewwww no...normal tea...

Normal tea the best early grey tastes like perfume in a cup

Couldn't have put it better

as for Green tea......blurgh....

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

Say hello to the pussy and start cooking tea...

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

"Strip off slobs on "

Is that socking and suspenders ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang keys up

And put riding boots on ?

Gets crop out

Ride them cowgirl "

My favourite

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Take my shoes off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get mauled by a dog and a cat

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uncomfortable trappy clothes off, pjs on.

Heating on.

Pour wine.

Sit on sofa, feet up - bliss

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

Bra off Jammys on ...

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

"Hang keys up

And put riding boots on ?

Gets crop out

Ride them cowgirl

My favourite

Yeah ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strip my clothes off and have a shower. "

Then air dry around the house

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

quite close to you

Walk over to the fridge, open it, then swear at myself as I keep forgetting to buy food for more than one night

Leave, go to the shop with good intentions

Buy enough for dinner and a late night snack

Return home

Rinse and repeat

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Feed the cat and light the fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open the door.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Wash my hands

Put heating on if needed

Then kettle

Check post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffe and getting dinner started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sanitise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wash my hands. And that's always , not just recently as recommended by media.

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

Bathroom. 35 mins ish trek home from work, horsing a bottle of water or a coffee into me on the way...bathroom

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Take my Balaclava off

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By *ighlander1919Man
over a year ago

belfast

Park the bat mobile and start to make dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner (for) Batman

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I let my dogs out and then get changed and take them for a run.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually try & interact with my son in an intelligent conversation about his day but it is short lived. So I then go ly on my bed & nap until the lazy ass wakes me for food.

Teenagers...no Joy's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i get the macchina dell amore Louisiana lounger out of loft and the foot pump and one hour later I'm asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put on an episode of big bang theory, make a brew, and dunk a few biscuits

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Walk through the door.

Stroke the cat that's wateing by the door.

Then

Stroke 2 more cats that come woddarling out to the door from thar beds to say hi.

Then I take of cost, work bag ect....

Then

Stroke cat 4 where ever it may be.

Yes I have 4 cats.

Feed all cats.

Then sit down relax and play Minecraft in-between cats wanting some attention till i get hungry.

Cook food

Eat food.

Play More Minecraft.

Stroke more cats.

Go to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strip off quick play before kids get home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kettle on

Nip and have a wee

Check any post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you think joe marler sanitises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you think joe marler sanitises

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as soon as he gets home

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By *innerdateMan
over a year ago

Leigh

Put the kettle on check the post, decide what to have for tea and strip off Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put the kettle on check the post, decide what to have for tea and strip off Lol"
you had me at put the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hug the wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'til sense finally kicked in a few years ago, I would always pour a stonking big glass of scotch and open a can to go with (generally Strongbow).

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Make a coffee and strip off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoes off, bra off, get into tracksuit, have a wee and put the kettle on.

I have a workman here mending my fence and forgot I wasn't wearing a bra! Blush lol had to rush upstairs and put one on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shoes off, bra off, get into tracksuit, have a wee and put the kettle on.

I have a workman here mending my fence and forgot I wasn't wearing a bra! Blush lol had to rush upstairs and put one on.

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oh my bet that fence wobbled

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