FabSwingers.com forum: A real woman

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you one?

How?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, i just checked.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Are you one?

How?"

Yes, I have lovely boobs and I can hide my tail between my legs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you one?

How?

Yes, I have lovely boobs and I can hide my tail between my legs

My boobs are no longer lovely

Am I not a real woman?

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

I have the boobs but nothing else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be when it comes to arguing

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Are you one?

How?

Yes, I have lovely boobs and I can hide my tail between my legs

My boobs are no longer lovely

Am I not a real woman?"

I never said that. Last time I saw a pic of your boobs they looked just as nice to me.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Shit. No. I'm just owls in a coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was last time I looked

N x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you one?

How?

Yes, I have lovely boobs and I can hide my tail between my legs

My boobs are no longer lovely

Am I not a real woman?"

Of course you are and anyway, beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shit. No. I'm just owls in a coat

I snorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you one?

How?

Yes, I have lovely boobs and I can hide my tail between my legs

My boobs are no longer lovely

Am I not a real woman?"

They look damn fine to me.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Yes i am a real women but not very ladylike.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you one?

How?

Yes, I have lovely boobs and I can hide my tail between my legs

My boobs are no longer lovely

Am I not a real woman?"

No, sorry you had to find out this way

Happy belated International Womans day by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a real woman.

I'm real.

I'm a woman.

That makes me a real woman.

If we're talking context as to what defines a "real woman" as in personality type descriptive, as the type of person they are, then that's totally different.

I wouldn't say it makes them any less real if they aren't the things that has been stereotyped in what makes a real woman, just more of a cunt.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

No but I do have similarities to Pinocchio.

One bit gets longer when I tell lies on the internet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m definitely not one of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I'm 6ft with big 44DD boobs a lovely round bum . I have long blonde hair and always wear stockings. I do the school run in 6" heels and can making a working model volcano out of paper mache.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes I'm 6ft with big 44DD boobs a lovely round bum . I have long blonde hair and always wear stockings. I do the school run in 6" heels and can making a working model volcano out of paper mache."

Sounds like a real woman to me

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Fake time wasting lesbian here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And proudly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I'm 6ft with big 44DD boobs a lovely round bum . I have long blonde hair and always wear stockings. I do the school run in 6" heels and can making a working model volcano out of paper mache.

Sounds like a real woman to me "

Ok now I'm a real women any other ladies up for a bit of girl on girl action....or even a couple where the man just sits in the corner and wanks....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes I'm 6ft with big 44DD boobs a lovely round bum . I have long blonde hair and always wear stockings. I do the school run in 6" heels and can making a working model volcano out of paper mache.

Sounds like a real woman to me

Ok now I'm a real women any other ladies up for a bit of girl on girl action....or even a couple where the man just sits in the corner and wanks...."

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Yes I'm 6ft with big 44DD boobs a lovely round bum . I have long blonde hair and always wear stockings. I do the school run in 6" heels and can making a working model volcano out of paper mache.

Sounds like a real woman to me

Ok now I'm a real women any other ladies up for a bit of girl on girl action....or even a couple where the man just sits in the corner and wanks....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I'm 6ft with big 44DD boobs a lovely round bum . I have long blonde hair and always wear stockings. I do the school run in 6" heels and can making a working model volcano out of paper mache."

That volcano sounds interesting

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Of course, cos my profile isn't hidden and I get my arse out on the regular.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake here, not photo verified!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you one?

How?"

Define a "real woman" and I'll tell ya

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Totally faking it wanna be lesbian here

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I guess so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you one?

How?"

Nope, I'm a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I have boobs and a fanny if that's what you mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suppose so

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

I see no reason to fake it

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Are you one?

How?

Nope, I'm a man

Well I'm a woman as you can clearly see.....want to do what comes naturally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you one?

How?

Nope, I'm a man

Well I'm a woman as you can clearly see.....want to do what comes naturally

Hell yes!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Are you one?

How?

Nope, I'm a man

Well I'm a woman as you can clearly see.....want to do what comes naturally

Hell yes!

4 more sleeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you one?

How?

Nope, I'm a man

Well I'm a woman as you can clearly see.....want to do what comes naturally

Hell yes!

4 more sleeps

Better start making myself look less like a troll, it takes a while

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I think I am, I’ve got those ovary type things in my insides and milk udders at the front, and twice I have managed to squeeze two babies out of a very tight lady part, yes I am woman hear me ROAR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I am, I’ve got those ovary type things in my insides and milk udders at the front, and twice I have managed to squeeze two babies out of a very tight lady part, yes I am woman hear me ROAR

Yep, definitely have all the parts to qualify

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Chunky's visual inspection services are available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bleed once a month so yeah. Although I’ve been told I’m not a real woman because I have a breast implants

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Yes, the rest of you are fake.

Especially you over there.

#youknowwhoyouare

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I think I am, I’ve got those ovary type things in my insides and milk udders at the front, and twice I have managed to squeeze two babies out of a very tight lady part, yes I am woman hear me ROAR

Yep, definitely have all the parts to qualify

I need to double check these

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I just pinched myself on the tit. It hurt so it must be true.

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

"Are you one?

How?"

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Apparently I am not. I'm not a real swinger either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apparently I am not. I'm not a real swinger either "

Me either hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently I am not. I'm not a real swinger either

Me either hun "

Or me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am, the ladies on Little Britain said I was

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Apparently I am not. I'm not a real swinger either

Me either hun "

I am a real pain in the a**e

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apparently I am not. I'm not a real swinger either

Me either hun

I am a real pain in the a**e"

I can cause pain there, does that count

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Apparently I am not. I'm not a real swinger either

Me either hun

I am a real pain in the a**e

I can cause pain there, does that count"

Hang on let me check my "real pain in the butt" handbook...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Apparently I am not. I'm not a real swinger either

Me either hun

I am a real pain in the a**e"

Behave, we've met and you're a lovely lady.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Apparently I am not. I'm not a real swinger either

Me either hun

I am a real pain in the a**e

Behave, we've met and you're a lovely lady.

You're very kind chunky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apparently I am not. I'm not a real swinger either

Me either hun

I am a real pain in the a**e

I can cause pain there, does that count

Hang on let me check my "real pain in the butt" handbook..."

Get back to me asap!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Apparently I am not. I'm not a real swinger either

Me either hun

I am a real pain in the a**e

I can cause pain there, does that count

Hang on let me check my "real pain in the butt" handbook...

Get back to me asap!"

Yes, you're fine.

Page 14, item 4, subsection 2.

The causing of pain in a third party's butt will qualify a person as an associate pain in the butt, entitled to attend all meetings and AGMs but not to vote on matters of policy.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Apparently I am not. I'm not a real swinger either

Me either hun

I am a real pain in the a**e

I can cause pain there, does that count

Hang on let me check my "real pain in the butt" handbook...

Get back to me asap!

Yes, you're fine.

Page 14, item 4, subsection 2.

The causing of pain in a third party's butt will qualify a person as an associate pain in the butt, entitled to attend all meetings and AGMs but not to vote on matters of policy."

Blimey, that's a mouthful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apparently I am not. I'm not a real swinger either

Me either hun

I am a real pain in the a**e

I can cause pain there, does that count

Hang on let me check my "real pain in the butt" handbook...

Get back to me asap!

Yes, you're fine.

Page 14, item 4, subsection 2.

The causing of pain in a third party's butt will qualify a person as an associate pain in the butt, entitled to attend all meetings and AGMs but not to vote on matters of policy."

Thank you for checking that for me, I do appreciate it

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

WTF is a real woman????

J x

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By *hadow KingsCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Birmingham

I prefer the hourglass figure, slim small waist, shoulders and hips in proportion to each other being a lil bit wider

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Apparently I am not. I'm not a real swinger either

Me either hun

I am a real pain in the a**e

I can cause pain there, does that count

Hang on let me check my "real pain in the butt" handbook...

Get back to me asap!

Yes, you're fine.

Page 14, item 4, subsection 2.

The causing of pain in a third party's butt will qualify a person as an associate pain in the butt, entitled to attend all meetings and AGMs but not to vote on matters of policy.

Blimey, that's a mouthful

All the fellas say that to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish, I so wish x

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Apparently I am not. I'm not a real swinger either

Me either hun

I am a real pain in the a**e

I can cause pain there, does that count

Hang on let me check my "real pain in the butt" handbook...

Get back to me asap!

Yes, you're fine.

Page 14, item 4, subsection 2.

The causing of pain in a third party's butt will qualify a person as an associate pain in the butt, entitled to attend all meetings and AGMs but not to vote on matters of policy.

Thank you for checking that for me, I do appreciate it "

As vice chair of The Right Royal Pain in The Arse Society it was my absolute pleasure

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Apparently I am not. I'm not a real swinger either

Me either hun

I am a real pain in the a**e

I can cause pain there, does that count

Hang on let me check my "real pain in the butt" handbook...

Get back to me asap!

Yes, you're fine.

Page 14, item 4, subsection 2.

The causing of pain in a third party's butt will qualify a person as an associate pain in the butt, entitled to attend all meetings and AGMs but not to vote on matters of policy.

Blimey, that's a mouthful

All the fellas say that to me

Taxi to Hastings please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I’m fake as hell. Soz!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Are you one?

How?"

I am if I feel I am.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"No, I’m fake as hell. Soz!"

Damn. You had me fooled

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

No, I’m actually an advanced fembot with guns for nipples from Austin powers. But shhh.

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Shit. No. I'm just owls in a coat

Haha proper chuckled!

Also dont think im a real woman either ....the standards are impossible!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Never thought otherwise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don’t know what a real woman is btw

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I don’t know what a real woman is btw"

It's each woman's reality.

Like "real life" it's just each individuals reality.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I don’t know what a real woman is btw"

It's each woman's reality.

Like "real life" it's just each individuals reality.

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By *ndy64hMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

I identify as a giraffe today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t know what a real woman is btw

It's each woman's reality.

Like "real life" it's just each individuals reality."

That’s deep hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat, shattered. Moan eat chocolate and cry a lot

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

More than a woman,

More than a woman to meeee

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By *oupleforxtrafunCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

What would you class as a real woman

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Well I'm not a fake one!

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What would you class as a real woman "

No idea

That’s why I’m asking

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I am !! O hang on ,,,, dam forgot about the willy and the lack of mood swings!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More than a woman,

More than a woman to meeee"

Haha.

Well I've looked in a mirror and I'm pretty certain I ain't no women

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Are you one?

How?"

Certainly not.

Just because.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you one?

How?

Yes, I have lovely boobs and I can hide my tail between my legs

My boobs are no longer lovely

Am I not a real woman?"

Your boobs are gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you one?

How?

Certainly not.

Just because."

Makes sense

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Probably not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not sure, how do I check?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I’m not sure, how do I check?

Probably need to get an official to sample a sandwich you've made.

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