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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are people storing all this toilet paper?

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

In their bunkers

You don't have one?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Are people storing all this toilet paper?"

My sister has loads in the boot if her car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up their arses

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In their bunkers

You don't have one?"

Yes but that’s where I keep the bodies

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"In their bunkers

You don't have one?

Yes but that’s where I keep the bodies"

Same no space for toilet rolls neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like some?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm more concerned that you may not be able to buy your usual brand Queeny

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I think they intend to make life size reproductions of the ruhr dams

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"Are people storing all this toilet paper?"
In the garage next to the pasta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are people storing all this toilet paper? In the garage next to the pasta "

And the hand sanitizer

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester


"Are people storing all this toilet paper?"

God knows... The thing is that Corona virus doesn't even cause diarrhoea! It's apparently for stuffy noses.

Imagine you blew out 20ml each blow, you did it once a minute and used one piece of tissue each time. In 16hrs, you'd use 960 sheets and blow out 19200ml of liquid. Which is 19 litres.

Now let's multiply that by 14 for the two week period. That's 13,000 sheets of toilet paper and a massive 266 litres of snot.

I've heard that UPM is working overtime and that they're also improving flood defences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An are they allowed to use it once they get it home or is to be kept for 'special' like the christmas biscuits. Are they then going out buying more to actually use?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm more concerned that you may not be able to buy your usual brand Queeny "

We bought 30 last week for a tenner! We always bulk buy, purely because we always forget to buy more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An are they allowed to use it once they get it home or is to be kept for 'special' like the christmas biscuits. Are they then going out buying more to actually use? "

‘Don’t use that toilet roll! It’s for the corona virus!’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are people storing all this toilet paper? In the garage next to the pasta

And the hand sanitizer "

Someone from Dundee is selling wee bottles of sanitiser for £8 each

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you like some?"

I have some but thank you for the lovely offer

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I have 9 rolls (does that make me rich?) stored under the stairs...I think I may offer 4 of them to Aldi to see if I can make a quick return on them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you like some?

I have some but thank you for the lovely offer "

No worries...anything ya need, just let me know and I'll be round in 5!

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

I bought 16 rolls earlier, I usually buy 40 odd at a time but didn't want to make things worse for people. But can I get hand sanitizer for my son who is actually ill, so that he doesn't spread it? Can I fuck. If everyone kept a sensible amount of supplies at home instead of relying on just in time supermarket supplies then there wouldn't be this mess.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'm more concerned that you may not be able to buy your usual brand Queeny

We bought 30 last week for a tenner! We always bulk buy, purely because we always forget to buy more "

Same I buy them in bulk, rocking a respectable 40 rolls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you like some?

I have some but thank you for the lovely offer

No worries...anything ya need, just let me know and I'll be round in 5! "

I need a good dicking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bought 16 rolls earlier, I usually buy 40 odd at a time but didn't want to make things worse for people. But can I get hand sanitizer for my son who is actually ill, so that he doesn't spread it? Can I fuck. If everyone kept a sensible amount of supplies at home instead of relying on just in time supermarket supplies then there wouldn't be this mess. "

People are fucking stupid (not you my dear)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you like some?

I have some but thank you for the lovely offer

No worries...anything ya need, just let me know and I'll be round in 5!

I need a good dicking"

Time and place and I'll be there.....but you dont meet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you like some?

I have some but thank you for the lovely offer

No worries...anything ya need, just let me know and I'll be round in 5!

I need a good dicking

Time and place and I'll be there.....but you dont meet! "

I’ll be meeting when baba is a bit older

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you like some?

I have some but thank you for the lovely offer

No worries...anything ya need, just let me know and I'll be round in 5

I need a good dicking

Time and place and I'll be there.....but you dont meet!

I’ll be meeting when baba is a bit older "

Dibs on first...

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Are people storing all this toilet paper? In the garage next to the pasta

And the hand sanitizer "

And bleach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea. Just went to my local

co-op and they were just putting the delivery out. A woman said to the shop assistant, don't worry about putting them on the shelf as I'm having them all. The shop assistant said you can only have 2 packs. The woman said you can't stop me and started grabbing loads. She kicked right off so the security guard made her leave.

What is wrong with people!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No idea. Just went to my local

co-op and they were just putting the delivery out. A woman said to the shop assistant, don't worry about putting them on the shelf as I'm having them all. The shop assistant said you can only have 2 packs. The woman said you can't stop me and started grabbing loads. She kicked right off so the security guard made her leave.

What is wrong with people! "

What the fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An are they allowed to use it once they get it home or is to be kept for 'special' like the christmas biscuits. Are they then going out buying more to actually use?

‘Don’t use that toilet roll! It’s for the corona virus!’"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a lock up with the hand sanitizer waiting for the price to go through the roof!

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