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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I just stepped in catshit, it's not the cats fault, it's not the owners fault, maybe it's my fault but it makes my blood boil...

I saw a video on the BBC saying how important wasps are to the environment.. but what the fuck do cats do ?

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By *tticusukMan
over a year ago

Formby


"I just stepped in catshit, it's not the cats fault, it's not the owners fault, maybe it's my fault but it makes my blood boil...

I saw a video on the BBC saying how important wasps are to the environment.. but what the fuck do cats do ?"

What the fuck do you do?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I just stepped in catshit, it's not the cats fault, it's not the owners fault, maybe it's my fault but it makes my blood boil...

I saw a video on the BBC saying how important wasps are to the environment.. but what the fuck do cats do ?

What the fuck do you do? "

Worry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just stepped in catshit, it's not the cats fault, it's not the owners fault, maybe it's my fault but it makes my blood boil...

I saw a video on the BBC saying how important wasps are to the environment.. but what the fuck do cats do ?

What the fuck do you do? "

Step in cat shit.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I just stepped in catshit, it's not the cats fault, it's not the owners fault, maybe it's my fault but it makes my blood boil...

I saw a video on the BBC saying how important wasps are to the environment.. but what the fuck do cats do ?

What the fuck do you do?

Worry "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasps are just as important as Beas. They also pollinate plants and flowers in while killing some pests that Beas don't.

Cats go Meow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love other people’s cats when I go to their homes. I like to strike a cat but wouldn’t want one of my own because of the upkeep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww stroke I meant not strike. Although the one that keeps shitting in my garden I’d strike and I’m not nasty normally to animals but this fucker keeps doing runny poops.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Cats decimate wildlife. They’re the true apex predator because they’ve even got humans raising livestock to feed them.

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

Cats relax humans. They reduce our blood pressure when strikes.

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

Bloody predictive text. Stroked.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I just stepped in catshit, it's not the cats fault, it's not the owners fault, maybe it's my fault but it makes my blood boil...

I saw a video on the BBC saying how important wasps are to the environment.. but what the fuck do cats do ?"

It might bring you luck

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I thought cats dug a hole to shit then covered it up.

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

Local cats shit all over my garden I swear if ever catch one I'm giving the owner ever fucking turd I find

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats apparently don't like cucumbers

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Cats apparently don't like cucumbers"

I know they jump

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Why don't cats like cucumbers ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cats apparently don't like cucumbers

I know they jump "

I've seen the Youtube vids. Would plastic looking cucumbers work equally as well?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Chilli flakes work to deter cats.

Failing that, you need to pee in a bottle & spray it in the offending areas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don't cats like cucumbers ?

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Don't know. They might think they are snakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a landscaper and when working h in gardens I've lost count the amount of times I've put my hands unsuspectingly I to cat shit hidden just under so sand or soil.

Fucking stuff stinks but I like cats so wash my hands and get no with life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats aren’t arseholes unlike a lot of humans

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"I thought cats dug a hole to shit then covered it up. "

Most of them are lazy feckers and do half a job!

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Why don't cats like cucumbers ?

Don't know. They might think they are snakes."

I wonder if cats are scared of snakes then. I once had a snake around my neck at a reptile event but if I saw one in the wild I would be off.. especially those sea snakes. I don't like those things

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