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A brief history of the bog roll

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

American pioneers would use dried corn cobs to wipe their arses, other popular materials were leaves, handfuls of straw and seashells (what the fuck!).

Incidentally the use of paper for anal cleanliness originated in China, what they give with one hand they taketh away with the other.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Clearly the future of toilet roll is to be a form of currency once the viral apocalypse has brought the world to the brink of extinction.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Radom toilet paper factoid: Did you know that the average person uses 100 rolls of toilet paper per year?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Radom toilet paper factoid: Did you know that the average person uses 100 rolls of toilet paper per year?

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Not any more.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Radom toilet paper factoid: Did you know that the average person uses 100 rolls of toilet paper per year?

Not any more. "

Sadly not - I’ll be forced to resort to kitchen roll soon and after that, Flash Wipes (my poor arsehole is in for a rough ride!)

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

God we miss toilet roll. We remember the days when you could buy it in shops. The kids of tomorrow won’t believe us. Pasta? Don’t even go there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Joseph Gayetty is credited with patenting the first commercially available toilet paper in 1857. Gayettys Medicated Paper was sold in packs of flat sheets watermarked with the inventors name.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"American pioneers would use dried corn cobs to wipe their arses, other popular materials were leaves, handfuls of straw and seashells (what the fuck!).

Incidentally the use of paper for anal cleanliness originated in China, what they give with one hand they taketh away with the other. "

I wondered why the corn on the cobs has sold out too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Romans used a sponge on a stick , which they shared

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"The Romans used a sponge on a stick , which they shared "

.....and this is where the expression, ‘Getting the wrong of the stick.’ originates from

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

With the way things are going it looks like bog roll could be confined to the anals of history.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Random Toilet Paper Factoid: An estimated 70-75% of the world’s population do not actually use toilet roll.

.....prepare to join these statistics everyone

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

Funny thing is, someone said the other day that if you stood on some dog shit, or even put your finger through the paper when using bog roll, you would not be happy with just wiping it off on a bit of paper ..... so why are you happy doing only this on your arse??

well, it made me think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random Toilet Paper Factoid: An estimated 70-75% of the world’s population do not actually use toilet roll.

.....prepare to join these statistics everyone "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well we've found some now in Asda, so we can actually take a dump later now

Haha fuck you panic buyers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some on ebay if you really need some, check out item number 124108537988

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some on ebay if you really need some, check out item number 124108537988 "

£60 a sheet.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"God we miss toilet roll. We remember the days when you could buy it in shops. The kids of tomorrow won’t believe us. Pasta? Don’t even go there "

You wipe your bum with pasta? Lasagne sheets, presumably.

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