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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

You keep avoiding me, so I'm off to work.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Is our bromance dead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You keep avoiding me, so I'm off to work."

Enjoy your wank later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is our bromance dead?"

I love you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You keep avoiding me, so I'm off to work."

You should probably go to work whether hes avoiding you or not.

Those bills won't pay themselves

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"You keep avoiding me, so I'm off to work.

Enjoy your wank later."

Bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PP, let me eat your banana.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You keep avoiding me, so I'm off to work.

You should probably go to work whether hes avoiding you or not.

Those bills won't pay themselves"

I think he's gone to make some dough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PP and EJ you two are one of the reasons I stay on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PP and EJ you two are one of the reasons I stay on here "

I'm here for his buns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PP and EJ you two are one of the reasons I stay on here

I'm here for his buns."

They have splats on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PP and EJ you two are one of the reasons I stay on here

I'm here for his buns.

They have splats on them "

That's the way he likes it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PP, come back.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"PP, come back."

He's crying into his Tosh and Bladey pillow unfortunately.

Maybe we could start off by donating just one ( . )( . ) pic an hour into pp's inbox, then maybe, just maybe we might be able to arouse the pp that we all know and love. C'mon people of fab, show that and how much you mean it !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PP, come back.

He's crying into his Tosh and Bladey pillow unfortunately.

Maybe we could start off by donating just one ( . )( . ) pic an hour into pp's inbox, then maybe, just maybe we might be able to arouse the pp that we all know and love. C'mon people of fab, show that and how much you mean it !!!!!"

Let's arouse him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PP, come back.

He's crying into his Tosh and Bladey pillow unfortunately.

Maybe we could start off by donating just one ( . )( . ) pic an hour into pp's inbox, then maybe, just maybe we might be able to arouse the pp that we all know and love. C'mon people of fab, show that and how much you mean it !!!!!

Let's arouse him."

Just bribe him with bacon

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"PP, come back.

He's crying into his Tosh and Bladey pillow unfortunately.

Maybe we could start off by donating just one ( . )( . ) pic an hour into pp's inbox, then maybe, just maybe we might be able to arouse the pp that we all know and love. C'mon people of fab, show that and how much you mean it !!!!!

Let's arouse him.

Just bribe him with bacon "

A McDonald's coffee would have worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PP, come back.

He's crying into his Tosh and Bladey pillow unfortunately.

Maybe we could start off by donating just one ( . )( . ) pic an hour into pp's inbox, then maybe, just maybe we might be able to arouse the pp that we all know and love. C'mon people of fab, show that and how much you mean it !!!!!

Let's arouse him.

Just bribe him with bacon "

I don't have bacon. I have some sausages in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PP, come back.

He's crying into his Tosh and Bladey pillow unfortunately.

Maybe we could start off by donating just one ( . )( . ) pic an hour into pp's inbox, then maybe, just maybe we might be able to arouse the pp that we all know and love. C'mon people of fab, show that and how much you mean it !!!!!

Let's arouse him.

Just bribe him with bacon

A McDonald's coffee would have worked "

I like McDonald's coffee, we have so much in common.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"PP, come back.

He's crying into his Tosh and Bladey pillow unfortunately.

Maybe we could start off by donating just one ( . )( . ) pic an hour into pp's inbox, then maybe, just maybe we might be able to arouse the pp that we all know and love. C'mon people of fab, show that and how much you mean it !!!!!

Let's arouse him.

Just bribe him with bacon

A McDonald's coffee would have worked

I like McDonald's coffee, we have so much in common."

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PP, come back.

He's crying into his Tosh and Bladey pillow unfortunately.

Maybe we could start off by donating just one ( . )( . ) pic an hour into pp's inbox, then maybe, just maybe we might be able to arouse the pp that we all know and love. C'mon people of fab, show that and how much you mean it !!!!!

Let's arouse him.

Just bribe him with bacon

A McDonald's coffee would have worked

I like McDonald's coffee, we have so much in common.

What?"

Erm, we both like coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PP, come back.

He's crying into his Tosh and Bladey pillow unfortunately.

Maybe we could start off by donating just one ( . )( . ) pic an hour into pp's inbox, then maybe, just maybe we might be able to arouse the pp that we all know and love. C'mon people of fab, show that and how much you mean it !!!!!

Let's arouse him.

Just bribe him with bacon

I don't have bacon. I have some sausages in."

I have none but I do have bacon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PP, come back.

He's crying into his Tosh and Bladey pillow unfortunately.

Maybe we could start off by donating just one ( . )( . ) pic an hour into pp's inbox, then maybe, just maybe we might be able to arouse the pp that we all know and love. C'mon people of fab, show that and how much you mean it !!!!!

Let's arouse him.

Just bribe him with bacon

I don't have bacon. I have some sausages in.

I have none but I do have bacon!"

Make us a sandwich.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

McDonald's and breakfast do not belong in the same sentence, just a little tip for people who have any taste buds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"McDonald's and breakfast do not belong in the same sentence, just a little tip for people who have any taste buds "

I love a McMuffin.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"PP, come back.

He's crying into his Tosh and Bladey pillow unfortunately.

Maybe we could start off by donating just one ( . )( . ) pic an hour into pp's inbox, then maybe, just maybe we might be able to arouse the pp that we all know and love. C'mon people of fab, show that and how much you mean it !!!!!

Let's arouse him.

Just bribe him with bacon

I don't have bacon. I have some sausages in.

I have none but I do have bacon!

Make us a sandwich."

Oi trout pout she asked me first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PP, come back.

He's crying into his Tosh and Bladey pillow unfortunately.

Maybe we could start off by donating just one ( . )( . ) pic an hour into pp's inbox, then maybe, just maybe we might be able to arouse the pp that we all know and love. C'mon people of fab, show that and how much you mean it !!!!!

Let's arouse him.

Just bribe him with bacon

I don't have bacon. I have some sausages in.

I have none but I do have bacon!

Make us a sandwich.

Oi trout pout she asked me first "

You didn't seem eager.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"McDonald's and breakfast do not belong in the same sentence, just a little tip for people who have any taste buds

I love a McMuffin."

Me too! But with hot chocolate or orange juice, never coffee!

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"PP, come back.

He's crying into his Tosh and Bladey pillow unfortunately.

Maybe we could start off by donating just one ( . )( . ) pic an hour into pp's inbox, then maybe, just maybe we might be able to arouse the pp that we all know and love. C'mon people of fab, show that and how much you mean it !!!!!

Let's arouse him.

Just bribe him with bacon

I don't have bacon. I have some sausages in.

I have none but I do have bacon!

Make us a sandwich.

Oi trout pout she asked me first

You didn't seem eager."

You under estimate me young man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"McDonald's and breakfast do not belong in the same sentence, just a little tip for people who have any taste buds

I love a McMuffin.

Me too! But with hot chocolate or orange juice, never coffee!"

Hot chocolate with a McMuffin, pervert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PP, come back.

He's crying into his Tosh and Bladey pillow unfortunately.

Maybe we could start off by donating just one ( . )( . ) pic an hour into pp's inbox, then maybe, just maybe we might be able to arouse the pp that we all know and love. C'mon people of fab, show that and how much you mean it !!!!!

Let's arouse him.

Just bribe him with bacon

I don't have bacon. I have some sausages in.

I have none but I do have bacon!

Make us a sandwich.

Oi trout pout she asked me first

You didn't seem eager.

You under estimate me young man."

Soz.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"PP, come back.

He's crying into his Tosh and Bladey pillow unfortunately.

Maybe we could start off by donating just one ( . )( . ) pic an hour into pp's inbox, then maybe, just maybe we might be able to arouse the pp that we all know and love. C'mon people of fab, show that and how much you mean it !!!!!

Let's arouse him.

Just bribe him with bacon

I don't have bacon. I have some sausages in.

I have none but I do have bacon!

Make us a sandwich.

Oi trout pout she asked me first

You didn't seem eager.

You under estimate me young man.

Soz."

Do you need a hug?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"McDonald's and breakfast do not belong in the same sentence, just a little tip for people who have any taste buds

I love a McMuffin.

Me too! But with hot chocolate or orange juice, never coffee!

Hot chocolate with a McMuffin, pervert."

No, just kinky, I mean its not like I dunk it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PP, come back.

He's crying into his Tosh and Bladey pillow unfortunately.

Maybe we could start off by donating just one ( . )( . ) pic an hour into pp's inbox, then maybe, just maybe we might be able to arouse the pp that we all know and love. C'mon people of fab, show that and how much you mean it !!!!!

Let's arouse him.

Just bribe him with bacon

I don't have bacon. I have some sausages in.

I have none but I do have bacon!

Make us a sandwich.

Oi trout pout she asked me first

You didn't seem eager.

You under estimate me young man.

Soz.

Do you need a hug?"

I'd like that.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"McDonald's and breakfast do not belong in the same sentence, just a little tip for people who have any taste buds

I love a McMuffin.

Me too! But with hot chocolate or orange juice, never coffee!"

See now this is why(or one of the many reasons why) their burgers are crap and their "tea" is even....well put it this way, I used to feed ma dog better.... 0

#snobface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"McDonald's and breakfast do not belong in the same sentence, just a little tip for people who have any taste buds

I love a McMuffin.

Me too! But with hot chocolate or orange juice, never coffee!

See now this is why(or one of the many reasons why) their burgers are crap and their "tea" is even....well put it this way, I used to feed ma dog better.... 0

#snobface"

I dont care! I like a double sausage, and do indeed feed the egg to my dog!

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"McDonald's and breakfast do not belong in the same sentence, just a little tip for people who have any taste buds

I love a McMuffin.

Me too! But with hot chocolate or orange juice, never coffee!

See now this is why(or one of the many reasons why) their burgers are crap and their "tea" is even....well put it this way, I used to feed ma dog better.... 0

#snobface

I dont care! I like a double sausage, and do indeed feed the egg to my dog!"

Talking of McDonald's I passed by there last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"McDonald's and breakfast do not belong in the same sentence, just a little tip for people who have any taste buds

I love a McMuffin.

Me too! But with hot chocolate or orange juice, never coffee!

See now this is why(or one of the many reasons why) their burgers are crap and their "tea" is even....well put it this way, I used to feed ma dog better.... 0

#snobface

I dont care! I like a double sausage, and do indeed feed the egg to my dog!

Talking of McDonald's I passed by there last night."

My one?

Near the Marmite factory

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Miss Testarossa, forsooth you should cease mentioning double sausage, lest we should all become weak at our knees M'Lady...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a beautiful thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"McDonald's and breakfast do not belong in the same sentence, just a little tip for people who have any taste buds

I love a McMuffin.

Me too! But with hot chocolate or orange juice, never coffee!

See now this is why(or one of the many reasons why) their burgers are crap and their "tea" is even....well put it this way, I used to feed ma dog better.... 0

#snobface

I dont care! I like a double sausage, and do indeed feed the egg to my dog!

Talking of McDonald's I passed by there last night.

My one?

Near the Marmite factory "

I didn't know you live by the Marmite factory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"McDonald's and breakfast do not belong in the same sentence, just a little tip for people who have any taste buds

I love a McMuffin.

Me too! But with hot chocolate or orange juice, never coffee!

See now this is why(or one of the many reasons why) their burgers are crap and their "tea" is even....well put it this way, I used to feed ma dog better.... 0

#snobface

I dont care! I like a double sausage, and do indeed feed the egg to my dog!

Talking of McDonald's I passed by there last night."

No way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a beautiful thread "

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"McDonald's and breakfast do not belong in the same sentence, just a little tip for people who have any taste buds

I love a McMuffin.

Me too! But with hot chocolate or orange juice, never coffee!

See now this is why(or one of the many reasons why) their burgers are crap and their "tea" is even....well put it this way, I used to feed ma dog better.... 0

#snobface

I dont care! I like a double sausage, and do indeed feed the egg to my dog!

Talking of McDonald's I passed by there last night.

My one?

Near the Marmite factory "

That's the one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"McDonald's and breakfast do not belong in the same sentence, just a little tip for people who have any taste buds

I love a McMuffin.

Me too! But with hot chocolate or orange juice, never coffee!

See now this is why(or one of the many reasons why) their burgers are crap and their "tea" is even....well put it this way, I used to feed ma dog better.... 0

#snobface

I dont care! I like a double sausage, and do indeed feed the egg to my dog!

Talking of McDonald's I passed by there last night.

My one?

Near the Marmite factory

I didn't know you live by the Marmite factory."

Hater, or Lover?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"McDonald's and breakfast do not belong in the same sentence, just a little tip for people who have any taste buds

I love a McMuffin.

Me too! But with hot chocolate or orange juice, never coffee!

See now this is why(or one of the many reasons why) their burgers are crap and their "tea" is even....well put it this way, I used to feed ma dog better.... 0

#snobface

I dont care! I like a double sausage, and do indeed feed the egg to my dog!

Talking of McDonald's I passed by there last night.

My one?

Near the Marmite factory

I didn't know you live by the Marmite factory.

Hater, or Lover?"

Lover, I'm a lover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a beautiful thread "

You just heard the word Marmite and appeared as if by magic, didnt you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a beautiful thread

You just heard the word Marmite and appeared as if by magic, didnt you!"

I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"McDonald's and breakfast do not belong in the same sentence, just a little tip for people who have any taste buds

I love a McMuffin.

Me too! But with hot chocolate or orange juice, never coffee!

See now this is why(or one of the many reasons why) their burgers are crap and their "tea" is even....well put it this way, I used to feed ma dog better.... 0

#snobface

I dont care! I like a double sausage, and do indeed feed the egg to my dog!

Talking of McDonald's I passed by there last night.

My one?

Near the Marmite factory

I didn't know you live by the Marmite factory.

Hater, or Lover?

Lover, I'm a lover."

I,love you Jim

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"McDonald's and breakfast do not belong in the same sentence, just a little tip for people who have any taste buds

I love a McMuffin.

Me too! But with hot chocolate or orange juice, never coffee!

See now this is why(or one of the many reasons why) their burgers are crap and their "tea" is even....well put it this way, I used to feed ma dog better.... 0

#snobface

I dont care! I like a double sausage, and do indeed feed the egg to my dog!

Talking of McDonald's I passed by there last night.

My one?

Near the Marmite factory

I didn't know you live by the Marmite factory.

Hater, or Lover?

Lover, I'm a lover.

I,love you Jim "

I'm leaving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"McDonald's and breakfast do not belong in the same sentence, just a little tip for people who have any taste buds

I love a McMuffin.

Me too! But with hot chocolate or orange juice, never coffee!

See now this is why(or one of the many reasons why) their burgers are crap and their "tea" is even....well put it this way, I used to feed ma dog better.... 0

#snobface

I dont care! I like a double sausage, and do indeed feed the egg to my dog!

Talking of McDonald's I passed by there last night.

My one?

Near the Marmite factory

I didn't know you live by the Marmite factory.

Hater, or Lover?

Lover, I'm a lover.

I,love you Jim

I'm leaving."

Morning PP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"McDonald's and breakfast do not belong in the same sentence, just a little tip for people who have any taste buds

I love a McMuffin.

Me too! But with hot chocolate or orange juice, never coffee!

See now this is why(or one of the many reasons why) their burgers are crap and their "tea" is even....well put it this way, I used to feed ma dog better.... 0

#snobface

I dont care! I like a double sausage, and do indeed feed the egg to my dog!

Talking of McDonald's I passed by there last night.

My one?

Near the Marmite factory

I didn't know you live by the Marmite factory.

Hater, or Lover?

Lover, I'm a lover.

I,love you Jim "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"McDonald's and breakfast do not belong in the same sentence, just a little tip for people who have any taste buds

I love a McMuffin.

Me too! But with hot chocolate or orange juice, never coffee!

See now this is why(or one of the many reasons why) their burgers are crap and their "tea" is even....well put it this way, I used to feed ma dog better.... 0

#snobface

I dont care! I like a double sausage, and do indeed feed the egg to my dog!

Talking of McDonald's I passed by there last night.

My one?

Near the Marmite factory

I didn't know you live by the Marmite factory.

Hater, or Lover?

Lover, I'm a lover.

I,love you Jim

I'm leaving."

You said that yesterday. But you came back.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"McDonald's and breakfast do not belong in the same sentence, just a little tip for people who have any taste buds

I love a McMuffin.

Me too! But with hot chocolate or orange juice, never coffee!

See now this is why(or one of the many reasons why) their burgers are crap and their "tea" is even....well put it this way, I used to feed ma dog better.... 0

#snobface

I dont care! I like a double sausage, and do indeed feed the egg to my dog!

Talking of McDonald's I passed by there last night.

My one?

Near the Marmite factory

I didn't know you live by the Marmite factory.

Hater, or Lover?

Lover, I'm a lover.

I,love you Jim

I'm leaving.

You said that yesterday. But you came back."

Bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw everyone is a lover, except Ace who is unable to cope with conversation about me enjoying double sausage at this time of day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"McDonald's and breakfast do not belong in the same sentence, just a little tip for people who have any taste buds

I love a McMuffin.

Me too! But with hot chocolate or orange juice, never coffee!

See now this is why(or one of the many reasons why) their burgers are crap and their "tea" is even....well put it this way, I used to feed ma dog better.... 0

#snobface

I dont care! I like a double sausage, and do indeed feed the egg to my dog!

Talking of McDonald's I passed by there last night.

My one?

Near the Marmite factory

I didn't know you live by the Marmite factory.

Hater, or Lover?

Lover, I'm a lover.

I,love you Jim

I'm leaving.

You said that yesterday. But you came back.

Bitch."

Now now you 2, it’s a bit early to be squabbling

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Aw everyone is a lover, except Ace who is unable to cope with conversation about me enjoying double sausage at this time of day!"

I want a mcflurry now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aw everyone is a lover, except Ace who is unable to cope with conversation about me enjoying double sausage at this time of day!

I want a mcflurry now "

I only like them drizzled in sauce

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Aw everyone is a lover, except Ace who is unable to cope with conversation about me enjoying double sausage at this time of day!"

It's far too early for me, how about dinnertime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It worse than that, he’s dead Jim, dead, Jim. It’s worse than that,he’s dead, Jim. Scotty beam me up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scotty, get beaming.

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