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"I will take a single malt please. Thank you " Ice with that ? | |||
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"Shall I tell a joke or two?" That would be unusual | |||
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"Is it ?" I didn't think so But while I'm here I'll have a tequila shot. | |||
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"I will take a single malt please. Thank you Ice with that ? " No thank you.... cant spoil it. X | |||
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"Shall I tell a joke or two? That would be unusual" Well Tom would say it’s not | |||
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"Is it ? I didn't think so But while I'm here I'll have a tequila shot. " I have the finest tequila | |||
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"Shall I tell a joke or two? That would be unusual" Theres a Tom Jones joke comin now | |||
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"Shall I tell a joke or two? That would be unusual Well Tom would say it’s not " | |||
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"Is it ? I didn't think so But while I'm here I'll have a tequila shot. " I tried to lighten the mood ... | |||
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"Shall I tell a joke or two? That would be unusual Theres a Tom Jones joke comin now " I'm looking for the green green grass of home myself | |||
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"Shall I tell a joke or two? That would be unusual Theres a Tom Jones joke comin now " It’s been and gone | |||
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"Do you have a little something to nibble on too? " Help yourself to my nuts | |||
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"Oh I love being naked!" I’d love it if you were naked next to me | |||
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"Shall I tell a joke or two? That would be unusual Theres a Tom Jones joke comin now I'm looking for the green green grass of home myself" Tony Angelino | |||
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"Hot chocolate please, nearly time for bed." Marshmallows too? | |||
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"Gin and tonic please Which gin would you like? " Ooh, surprise me with something lovely please | |||
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"Hot chocolate please, nearly time for bed. Marshmallows too? " And a flake if you’re got one | |||
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"Gin and tonic please Which gin would you like? Ooh, surprise me with something lovely please " I’d give you parmaviolet gin | |||
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"Gin and tonic please Which gin would you like? Ooh, surprise me with something lovely please " Coming right up | |||
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"I'm naked sipping a cold cider, bliss - thanks OP " | |||
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"My wife said sex is better on holiday What a thing to put on a postcard " | |||
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"My wife said sex is better on holiday What a thing to put on a postcard " Wish you were her I had written on mine | |||
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"Can I please have a hot chocolate, then I’m off to bed " Can I join you? | |||
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"My wife said sex is better on holiday What a thing to put on a postcard Wish you were her I had written on mine " From my wife??? | |||
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"I'll take a diet as I dont drink." We cater for all in here | |||
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"I'm naked sipping a cold cider, bliss - thanks OP " Oh hello, what are you drinking | |||
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"Whose arsehole left a shit trail on the 5th chair of the 2nd left table? That's why I hate going in a naked bar ! There is always one asshole who can't keep its shit together ! " If you complain to the manager you'll get a pint and a wet wipe. | |||
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"Whose arsehole left a shit trail on the 5th chair of the 2nd left table? That's why I hate going in a naked bar ! There is always one asshole who can't keep its shit together ! If you complain to the manager you'll get a pint and a wet wipe." But which one is it ? They are all naked without a tag | |||
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"Whose arsehole left a shit trail on the 5th chair of the 2nd left table? That's why I hate going in a naked bar ! There is always one asshole who can't keep its shit together ! If you complain to the manager you'll get a pint and a wet wipe. But which one is it ? They are all naked without a tag " It's Gary. | |||
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"Whose arsehole left a shit trail on the 5th chair of the 2nd left table? That's why I hate going in a naked bar ! There is always one asshole who can't keep its shit together ! If you complain to the manager you'll get a pint and a wet wipe. But which one is it ? They are all naked without a tag It's Gary." How do I recognise that Gary ? Is he an Oldman? | |||
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"Whose arsehole left a shit trail on the 5th chair of the 2nd left table? That's why I hate going in a naked bar ! There is always one asshole who can't keep its shit together ! If you complain to the manager you'll get a pint and a wet wipe. But which one is it ? They are all naked without a tag It's Gary. How do I recognise that Gary ? Is he an Oldman?" Yes. look for his sliver pubes, and two moles on his right thigh. | |||
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"Whose arsehole left a shit trail on the 5th chair of the 2nd left table? That's why I hate going in a naked bar ! There is always one asshole who can't keep its shit together ! If you complain to the manager you'll get a pint and a wet wipe. But which one is it ? They are all naked without a tag It's Gary. How do I recognise that Gary ? Is he an Oldman? Yes. look for his sliver pubes, and two moles on his right thigh." That is an accurate description ! Thank you, again your observational skills made my life easier ! I love you EJ but only like a clothed man who like a naked man in a naked bar managed by Gary Oldman | |||
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"Whose arsehole left a shit trail on the 5th chair of the 2nd left table? That's why I hate going in a naked bar ! There is always one asshole who can't keep its shit together ! If you complain to the manager you'll get a pint and a wet wipe. But which one is it ? They are all naked without a tag It's Gary. How do I recognise that Gary ? Is he an Oldman? Yes. look for his sliver pubes, and two moles on his right thigh. That is an accurate description ! Thank you, again your observational skills made my life easier ! I love you EJ but only like a clothed man who like a naked man in a naked bar managed by Gary Oldman " Get a room you 2 | |||
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