FabSwingers.com forum: It’s all a bit heavy

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In here tonight, lighten things up a bit, grab a drink and just chill in my naked bar. The heating is on so you won’t get cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And relax

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

I will take a single malt please. Thank you

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

It's cos I've been busy

Back now though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it ?

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I’m in for a toasted White Russian please Sky. My lady friend will place her order soon

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Gin and tonic please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is something wrong with the gravitational pull of the earth by you?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Just a pot of tea please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in for a toasted White Russian please Sky. My lady friend will place her order soon

Evening all, Laphroaig with water please.

Please excuse my pubes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will take a single malt please. Thank you

Ice with that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall I tell a joke or two?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Shall I tell a joke or two?"

That would be unusual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tell you my balls are heavy tonight - need to unload them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic please

Which gin would you like?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Is it ?"

I didn't think so

But while I'm here I'll have a tequila shot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shall I tell a joke or two?"

Please do

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

"I will take a single malt please. Thank you

Ice with that ? "

No thank you.... cant spoil it. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shall I tell a joke or two?

That would be unusual"

Well Tom would say it’s not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it ?

I didn't think so

But while I'm here I'll have a tequila shot. "

I have the finest tequila

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"Shall I tell a joke or two?

That would be unusual"

Theres a Tom Jones joke comin now

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Shall I tell a joke or two?

That would be unusual

Well Tom would say it’s not "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it ?

I didn't think so

But while I'm here I'll have a tequila shot. "

I tried to lighten the mood ...

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

Do you have a little something to nibble on too?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Shall I tell a joke or two?

That would be unusual

Theres a Tom Jones joke comin now "

I'm looking for the green green grass of home myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shall I tell a joke or two?

That would be unusual

Theres a Tom Jones joke comin now "

It’s been and gone

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By *irm hand LukeMan
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire

Water for me as I've had more than enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I love being naked!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have a little something to nibble on too?

Help yourself to my nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I love being naked!"

I’d love it if you were naked next to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?

... Trombones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot chocolate please, nearly time for bed.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Shall I tell a joke or two?

That would be unusual

Theres a Tom Jones joke comin now

I'm looking for the green green grass of home myself"

Tony Angelino

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot chocolate please, nearly time for bed."

Marshmallows too?

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I'm naked sipping a cold cider, bliss - thanks OP

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"Gin and tonic please

Which gin would you like? "

Ooh, surprise me with something lovely please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot chocolate please, nearly time for bed.

Marshmallows too? "

And a flake if you’re got one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm naked sipping a cold cider, bliss - thanks OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic please

Which gin would you like?

Ooh, surprise me with something lovely please

I’d give you parmaviolet gin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic please

Which gin would you like?

Ooh, surprise me with something lovely please

Coming right up

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

"I'm naked sipping a cold cider, bliss - thanks OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife said sex is better on holiday

What a thing to put on a postcard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I please have a hot chocolate, then I’m off to bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My wife said sex is better on holiday

What a thing to put on a postcard "

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Can’t stand heavy shit or dramas, so sitting in the corner sipping a beer, anyone care to join me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wife said sex is better on holiday

What a thing to put on a postcard "

Wish you were her I had written on mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I please have a hot chocolate, then I’m off to bed

Can I join you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wife said sex is better on holiday

What a thing to put on a postcard

Wish you were her I had written on mine

From my wife???

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By *aughty_builder87Man
over a year ago

Keston

I'll take a diet as I dont drink.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll take a diet as I dont drink."

We cater for all in here

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I'm naked sipping a cold cider, bliss - thanks OP

Oh hello, what are you drinking

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Could I have a glass ice water please sir

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Could I have a pink gin and lemonade please....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whose arsehole left a shit trail on the 5th chair of the 2nd left table?

That's why I hate going in a naked bar ! There is always one asshole who can't keep its shit together !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whose arsehole left a shit trail on the 5th chair of the 2nd left table?

That's why I hate going in a naked bar ! There is always one asshole who can't keep its shit together ! "

If you complain to the manager you'll get a pint and a wet wipe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whose arsehole left a shit trail on the 5th chair of the 2nd left table?

That's why I hate going in a naked bar ! There is always one asshole who can't keep its shit together !

If you complain to the manager you'll get a pint and a wet wipe."

But which one is it ? They are all naked without a tag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whose arsehole left a shit trail on the 5th chair of the 2nd left table?

That's why I hate going in a naked bar ! There is always one asshole who can't keep its shit together !

If you complain to the manager you'll get a pint and a wet wipe.

But which one is it ? They are all naked without a tag "

It's Gary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whose arsehole left a shit trail on the 5th chair of the 2nd left table?

That's why I hate going in a naked bar ! There is always one asshole who can't keep its shit together !

If you complain to the manager you'll get a pint and a wet wipe.

But which one is it ? They are all naked without a tag

It's Gary."

How do I recognise that Gary ? Is he an Oldman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whose arsehole left a shit trail on the 5th chair of the 2nd left table?

That's why I hate going in a naked bar ! There is always one asshole who can't keep its shit together !

If you complain to the manager you'll get a pint and a wet wipe.

But which one is it ? They are all naked without a tag

It's Gary.

How do I recognise that Gary ? Is he an Oldman?"

Yes. look for his sliver pubes, and two moles on his right thigh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whose arsehole left a shit trail on the 5th chair of the 2nd left table?

That's why I hate going in a naked bar ! There is always one asshole who can't keep its shit together !

If you complain to the manager you'll get a pint and a wet wipe.

But which one is it ? They are all naked without a tag

It's Gary.

How do I recognise that Gary ? Is he an Oldman?

Yes. look for his sliver pubes, and two moles on his right thigh."

That is an accurate description ! Thank you, again your observational skills made my life easier ! I love you EJ but only like a clothed man who like a naked man in a naked bar managed by Gary Oldman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whose arsehole left a shit trail on the 5th chair of the 2nd left table?

That's why I hate going in a naked bar ! There is always one asshole who can't keep its shit together !

If you complain to the manager you'll get a pint and a wet wipe.

But which one is it ? They are all naked without a tag

It's Gary.

How do I recognise that Gary ? Is he an Oldman?

Yes. look for his sliver pubes, and two moles on his right thigh.

That is an accurate description ! Thank you, again your observational skills made my life easier ! I love you EJ but only like a clothed man who like a naked man in a naked bar managed by Gary Oldman "

Get a room you 2

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