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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My genitals are weird. Time hath withered them. I'm 38 and I find my little chap is better "displayed" on a light pampas grass rather than the thick natural vegetation of the ancient forest that once grew there.

He and I have had a long fallow period of disinterest and I'm wondering weather to get the Machete out again or follow Paul McCartney's bushel maintenance tips and just Let It Be. So should I trim it like some metrosexual hipster half my age? or accept that I'm just too old and leave it looking like Gandalf The Grey?

And answer quickly, it's like Japanese Knot here.

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trim

No need to ask really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the same age as yourself and I always keep it nice and trim down there. Shave the balls clean and smooth and go over the rest with a number 1. Same with my chest and arm pit hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely get the clippers out and trim that man garden back , show your chap off to the world with nothing detracting from its glory !

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Wax.

Job done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm the same age as yourself and I always keep it nice and trim down there. Shave the balls clean and smooth and go over the rest with a number 1. Same with my chest and arm pit hair. "

I think I'm hairier than you mind, No1 would look wrong unless I shaved my whole torso as well, and I'm not prepared to do that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trim

No need to ask really "

Am I not a bit old?

Is it not a losing battle I'm fighting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trim

No need to ask really

Am I not a bit old?

Is it not a losing battle I'm fighting?

"

No , you’re not too old

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wax.

Job done "

F@ck off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definitely get the clippers out and trim that man garden back , show your chap off to the world with nothing detracting from its glory ! "

So some sort of public ceremony?

This is going to take some organising.

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Old? You're in your prime! Show it off in all its glory!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definitely get the clippers out and trim that man garden back , show your chap off to the world with nothing detracting from its glory !

So some sort of public ceremony?

This is going to take some organising. "

Oh definitely, a good example to fellow men !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trim

No need to ask really

Am I not a bit old?

Is it not a losing battle I'm fighting?

No , you’re not too old "

I'm grey in the chest and head, that's what makes me think it would look wrong. to be fully 'scaped down there but "old-man-moobs" up top.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Old? You're in your prime! Show it off in all its glory!"

We've never met have we?

bless you though.

x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definitely get the clippers out and trim that man garden back , show your chap off to the world with nothing detracting from its glory !

So some sort of public ceremony?

This is going to take some organising.

Oh definitely, a good example to fellow men !"

Great, I'll ring the Mayor.

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the same age as yourself and I always keep it nice and trim down there. Shave the balls clean and smooth and go over the rest with a number 1. Same with my chest and arm pit hair.

I think I'm hairier than you mind, No1 would look wrong unless I shaved my whole torso as well, and I'm not prepared to do that."

I wouldn't know as I never let it grow. I run a number 1 clipper from my pubes to my neck. So belly and chest is the same as my pubes. My arms are covered in ink and noticed they were hard to see so recently tried the clippers on my arms too and the tats look a lot sharper now so I'm gonna continue doing that. I also get my back waxed or shaved often too.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Trim

No need to ask really

Am I not a bit old?

Is it not a losing battle I'm fighting?

No , you’re not too old

I'm grey in the chest and head, that's what makes me think it would look wrong. to be fully 'scaped down there but "old-man-moobs" up top."

If you think it would be wrong for you, then stay natural.

You will never please everyone but you should always be comfortable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely no torso trimming, are you insane!!

No you're not too old but no one likes mouthful of hair whatever the colour

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I think we need to see what you're talking about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definitely get the clippers out and trim that man garden back , show your chap off to the world with nothing detracting from its glory !

So some sort of public ceremony?

This is going to take some organising.

Oh definitely, a good example to fellow men !

Great, I'll ring the Mayor.

x"

There should be some kind of ribbon cutting too ! X

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Definitely no torso trimming, are you insane!!

No you're not too old but no one likes mouthful of hair whatever the colour"

I like men comfortable in their masculinity and with natural body hair.

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By *irm hand LukeMan
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire

Trimmed below, fuzz on the chest. You're all grown up now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shave the shaft and trim the pubic bone area to about 5mm, stop being such a mary and 38 is not old.

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By *irm hand LukeMan
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire


"Definitely no torso trimming, are you insane!!

No you're not too old but no one likes mouthful of hair whatever the colour

I like men comfortable in their masculinity and with natural body hair. "

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

“My Genitals are weird”

The best opening to a Thread I’ve read in ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“My Genitals are weird”

The best opening to a Thread I’ve read in ages "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trim

No need to ask really

Am I not a bit old?

Is it not a losing battle I'm fighting?

No , you’re not too old

I'm grey in the chest and head, that's what makes me think it would look wrong. to be fully 'scaped down there but "old-man-moobs" up top.

If you think it would be wrong for you, then stay natural.

You will never please everyone but you should always be comfortable."

Thank you, and I agree!

I tend to do it when I meet new people, but no one seems to recoil in horror when I leave it either (or no more than usual).

I'm just really wondering if there's an age/body type/hirsutness where it looks wrong.

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trim

No need to ask really

Am I not a bit old?

Is it not a losing battle I'm fighting?

No , you’re not too old

I'm grey in the chest and head, that's what makes me think it would look wrong. to be fully 'scaped down there but "old-man-moobs" up top."

If you let it grow wild .... you’ll never have your cherry taken again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trimmed below, fuzz on the chest. You're all grown up now "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"“My Genitals are weird”

The best opening to a Thread I’ve read in ages "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definitely no torso trimming, are you insane!!

No you're not too old but no one likes mouthful of hair whatever the colour"

There's nothing sexier than someone stopping "mid-noshing" to pull hairs out of their teeth for 5 minutes.

x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think we need to see what you're talking about! "

Have you ever seen a baby mole trapped in an old stainless steel scrubber?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definitely get the clippers out and trim that man garden back , show your chap off to the world with nothing detracting from its glory !

So some sort of public ceremony?

This is going to take some organising.

Oh definitely, a good example to fellow men !

Great, I'll ring the Mayor.

x

There should be some kind of ribbon cutting too ! X"

I can bring my used scissors

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"“My Genitals are weird”

The best opening to a Thread I’ve read in ages "

Cheers,

"laugh them into bed" is all I have,

x

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Maybe trim and see what you think.

It will grow back if you don't like it.

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes


"Maybe trim and see what you think.

It will grow back if you don't like it. "

I agree.

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Trim

No need to ask really

Am I not a bit old?

Is it not a losing battle I'm fighting?

"

37 is hardly old is it?

Jo x

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I manscape my furry fb on a grade 3 for his chest and pubes, he does let me shave his balls though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trim

No need to ask really

Am I not a bit old?

Is it not a losing battle I'm fighting?

No , you’re not too old

I'm grey in the chest and head, that's what makes me think it would look wrong. to be fully 'scaped down there but "old-man-moobs" up top.

If you let it grow wild .... you’ll never have your cherry taken again "

I'm hoping to trap women into an agreement before they see it.

Maybe something in writing.

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trim

No need to ask really

Am I not a bit old?

Is it not a losing battle I'm fighting?

No , you’re not too old

I'm grey in the chest and head, that's what makes me think it would look wrong. to be fully 'scaped down there but "old-man-moobs" up top.

If you let it grow wild .... you’ll never have your cherry taken again

I'm hoping to trap women into an agreement before they see it.

Maybe something in writing.

x"

Ah the old ‘lure them in’ ploy

You’re handsome - they may forgive you for stragglers

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I think we need to see what you're talking about!

Have you ever seen a baby mole trapped in an old stainless steel scrubber?"

Surely it's not that bad?..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe trim and see what you think.

It will grow back if you don't like it. "

That's what I'll do. Next time it gets "an airing" I'll do the full works.

x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trim

No need to ask really

Am I not a bit old?

Is it not a losing battle I'm fighting?

37 is hardly old is it?

Jo x "

I'm also decrepit

x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I manscape my furry fb on a grade 3 for his chest and pubes, he does let me shave his balls though "

You know that's love right?

I wouldn't let my ex shave my face.

x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trim

No need to ask really

Am I not a bit old?

Is it not a losing battle I'm fighting?

No , you’re not too old

I'm grey in the chest and head, that's what makes me think it would look wrong. to be fully 'scaped down there but "old-man-moobs" up top.

If you let it grow wild .... you’ll never have your cherry taken again

I'm hoping to trap women into an agreement before they see it.

Maybe something in writing.

x

Ah the old ‘lure them in’ ploy

You’re handsome - they may forgive you for stragglers "

Can I get you to sign this please?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"I manscape my furry fb on a grade 3 for his chest and pubes, he does let me shave his balls though

You know that's love right?

I wouldn't let my ex shave my face.

x"

Just Nsa trustworthy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I manscape my furry fb on a grade 3 for his chest and pubes, he does let me shave his balls though

You know that's love right?

I wouldn't let my ex shave my face.

x

Just Nsa trustworthy "

Then you're very lucky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trim

No need to ask really

Am I not a bit old?

Is it not a losing battle I'm fighting?

No , you’re not too old

I'm grey in the chest and head, that's what makes me think it would look wrong. to be fully 'scaped down there but "old-man-moobs" up top.

If you let it grow wild .... you’ll never have your cherry taken again

I'm hoping to trap women into an agreement before they see it.

Maybe something in writing.

x

Ah the old ‘lure them in’ ploy

You’re handsome - they may forgive you for stragglers

Can I get you to sign this please?

"

Are you trying to trap me into an agreement??

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trim

No need to ask really

Am I not a bit old?

Is it not a losing battle I'm fighting?

No , you’re not too old

I'm grey in the chest and head, that's what makes me think it would look wrong. to be fully 'scaped down there but "old-man-moobs" up top.

If you let it grow wild .... you’ll never have your cherry taken again

I'm hoping to trap women into an agreement before they see it.

Maybe something in writing.

x

Ah the old ‘lure them in’ ploy

You’re handsome - they may forgive you for stragglers

Can I get you to sign this please?

Are you trying to trap me into an agreement?? "

Look, no one has to sign anything right now, we're just having fun right? but wouldn't that fun be more fun with the added security of an affidavit signed and counter signed by both parties Vis-à-vis a contractual undertaking by both said parties to let me diddle you regardless of the state of care the aforementioned party has given to his undercarriage?

I just want you to relax and enjoy yourself, that's all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trim

No need to ask really

Am I not a bit old?

Is it not a losing battle I'm fighting?

No , you’re not too old

I'm grey in the chest and head, that's what makes me think it would look wrong. to be fully 'scaped down there but "old-man-moobs" up top.

If you let it grow wild .... you’ll never have your cherry taken again

I'm hoping to trap women into an agreement before they see it.

Maybe something in writing.

x

Ah the old ‘lure them in’ ploy

You’re handsome - they may forgive you for stragglers

Can I get you to sign this please?

Are you trying to trap me into an agreement??

Look, no one has to sign anything right now, we're just having fun right? but wouldn't that fun be more fun with the added security of an affidavit signed and counter signed by both parties Vis-à-vis a contractual undertaking by both said parties to let me diddle you regardless of the state of care the aforementioned party has given to his undercarriage?

I just want you to relax and enjoy yourself, that's all.

"

What the actual fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trim

No need to ask really

Am I not a bit old?

Is it not a losing battle I'm fighting?

No , you’re not too old

I'm grey in the chest and head, that's what makes me think it would look wrong. to be fully 'scaped down there but "old-man-moobs" up top.

If you let it grow wild .... you’ll never have your cherry taken again

I'm hoping to trap women into an agreement before they see it.

Maybe something in writing.

x

Ah the old ‘lure them in’ ploy

You’re handsome - they may forgive you for stragglers

Can I get you to sign this please?

Are you trying to trap me into an agreement??

Look, no one has to sign anything right now, we're just having fun right? but wouldn't that fun be more fun with the added security of an affidavit signed and counter signed by both parties Vis-à-vis a contractual undertaking by both said parties to let me diddle you regardless of the state of care the aforementioned party has given to his undercarriage?

I just want you to relax and enjoy yourself, that's all.

What the actual fuck "

It'll all become clear (and a bit sticky) once you've signed.

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By *ude boy 2017Man
over a year ago

Bolton

I am completely shaven for a few years now feels brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am completely shaven for a few years now feels brilliant "

Are you fair/relatively hairless though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apply frozen spunk on it before going to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer the trim look on myself with smooth back wheels and if sometimes wax the crack.

I very rarely go fully shaved as I think it just looks weird

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