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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Car just smashed through my front fence. GMP were here within ten minutes.

I'm fine, just... yeah, that doesn't happen every day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1st of all, glad you're ok

2nd of all, where do they normally smash through?

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"1st of all, glad you're ok

2nd of all, where do they normally smash through?"

Usually they stay on the road and hit each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear, Glad you're okay Swing xx

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Oh dear, Glad you're okay Swing xx"

The closest I've been to it is looking out the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad you’re ok

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Glad your ok, what's GMP?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

What about the fence?

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Glad your ok, what's GMP?"

Greater Manchester Police, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad you’re ok xx

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"What about the fence?"

Fence is fucked. I live in an apartment block though, so I called it in to the hotline.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously has no respect for your boundaries.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Obviously has no respect for your boundaries. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey

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By *r Average69Man
over a year ago

Thanet

Still better than them smashing through your back door unannounced

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

But of Sunday excitement.

Glad you're OK.

Did you go out and rubber neck to find out why they did that?

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By *uscularLoveMan
over a year ago

london

At least it was your fenced that got smashed and not you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought your OP said cat

But glad you’re okay my dear x

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Still better than them smashing through your back door unannounced

Enough of that shite on here!

I rubber necked out the window. It's cold and wet. The driver didn't want to deal with the cops but the car is fucked and they couldn't get it out.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Glad your ok, what's GMP?

Greater Manchester Police, sorry."

Thank you

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Still better than them smashing through your back door unannounced

Enough of that shite on here!

I rubber necked out the window. It's cold and wet. The driver didn't want to deal with the cops but the car is fucked and they couldn't get it out."

The only reason not to want to deal with the cops is because you shouldn't have driven your car through a fence! Dodgy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flipping heck!! Glad you are OK

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Still better than them smashing through your back door unannounced

Enough of that shite on here!

I rubber necked out the window. It's cold and wet. The driver didn't want to deal with the cops but the car is fucked and they couldn't get it out.

The only reason not to want to deal with the cops is because you shouldn't have driven your car through a fence! Dodgy!

I heard rather than saw the crash, but suspect that the driver sped through a nearby intersection from what I heard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Car just smashed through my front fence. GMP were here within ten minutes.

I'm fine, just... yeah, that doesn't happen every day."

Bloody Hell so much for a quiet Sunday night.

At least you are fine, if a bit shaken.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Hope the fence is fixable

How the frigging hell did you do that

How can you not see the fence?"

I suspect went through the intersection at speed and lost control.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Blimey! Glad it was just the fence and you're ok

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Fortunately I don't live on the ground floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still better than them smashing through your back door unannounced

There's always one! It's usually me

Glad you Received ok OP

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By *r Average69Man
over a year ago

Thanet

"Still better than them smashing through your back door unannounced

There's always one! It's usually me

Glad you Received ok OP"

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman
over a year ago

St Austell-ish

Could be worse? My dad had a body dumped on the property next door. He gave the guy (dumper, not dumpee) a ride home even.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Could be worse? My dad had a body dumped on the property next door. He gave the guy (dumper, not dumpee) a ride home even.

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By *r Average69Man
over a year ago

Thanet

"Could be worse? My dad had a body dumped on the property next door. He gave the guy (dumper, not dumpee) a ride home even.

Cornishmen give zero fucks!

"Ere, lad, you must be proper knackered carrying that ca-a-r-rcas on yer lonesome, jump in the trac'er, 'aave yerrself a rest, boy"

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

GO COMPARE !!!! As the advert says , you never know what's around the corner , did a fat man with a tash get out of the car singing badly ??.

Glad your ok OP XX

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman
over a year ago

St Austell-ish

"Could be worse? My dad had a body dumped on the property next door. He gave the guy (dumper, not dumpee) a ride home even.

Dumper got his car stuck at the back end of a field. Whodda thought?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still better than them smashing through your back door unannounced

There's always one! It's usually me

Glad you Received ok OP"

That was meant to be Glad you are ok OP no idea how received got in there!

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"GO COMPARE !!!! As the advert says , you never know what's around the corner , did a fat man with a tash get out of the car singing badly ??.

Glad your ok OP XX"

There was lots of swearing

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Could be worse? My dad had a body dumped on the property next door. He gave the guy (dumper, not dumpee) a ride home even.

Dumper got his car stuck at the back end of a field. Whodda thought?"

What? Wait? Did your dad know that the person had dumped a cadaver on his land before offering the lift?

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

All quiet now except every so often I hear "bloody hell what happened here?"

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman
over a year ago

St Austell-ish

"Could be worse? My dad had a body dumped on the property next door. He gave the guy (dumper, not dumpee) a ride home even.

Dumper got his car stuck at the back end of a field. Whodda thought?

What? Wait? Did your dad know that the person had dumped a cadaver on his

land before offering the lift?"

He most definitely did not. I was on the phone with him at the time dumper arrived at his doorstep, so was called by the sheriff for info as to time and details. Never got called to testify, alas.

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Could be worse? My dad had a body dumped on the property next door. He gave the guy (dumper, not dumpee) a ride home even.

Dumper got his car stuck at the back end of a field. Whodda thought?

What? Wait? Did your dad know that the person had dumped a cadaver on his

land before offering the lift?

He most definitely did not. I was on the phone with him at the time dumper arrived at his doorstep, so was called by the sheriff for info as to time and details. Never got called to testify, alas."

Wow, that's some bravery from the dumper

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