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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Okay seeing as I have now been crowned by our other lovely Queen,

Will my subjects reveal themselves,

Men and women, where are the twats?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I do love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a twat. Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in your court

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Meeeeeee! Now where's the gin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might as well join in! Lol

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Do I have to bow to your twat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present your madge

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I'm so at the top of the list !! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I do love you

Love you too xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a twat. Does that count?"

If you want it to, it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay seeing as I have now been crowned by our other lovely Queen,

Will my subjects reveal themselves,

Men and women, where are the twats?"

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in your court

Perfect, welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in "

Great

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in

Yay! A cheeky twat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meeeeeee! Now where's the gin? "

Well done! Over there in the corner, don't touch the tequila though, that's mine

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

If there's such a thing as a nice twat, then that may be me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Might as well join in! Lol

Welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I have to bow to your twat?"

Of course

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"Do I have to bow to your twat?

Of course

Should I unsheathe my sword as well, oh Queen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would kneel before you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know some think I’m a twat, so one here your Majesty x

Viv x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Present your madge "

Good good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm so at the top of the list !! Xx"

Welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Okay seeing as I have now been crowned by our other lovely Queen,

Will my subjects reveal themselves,

Men and women, where are the twats?

Hello!

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If there's such a thing as a nice twat, then that may be me.

You can be the nice Twat xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I have to bow to your twat?

Of course

Should I unsheathe my sword as well, oh Queen? "

Not in public my dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would kneel before you "

Thank you and welcome

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"If there's such a thing as a nice twat, then that may be me.

You can be the nice Twat xx"

Woop woop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know some think I’m a twat, so one here your Majesty x

Viv x"

Welcome Viv, good to have you aboard

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Question please - as the official nice twat, do I get to squeeze the queen's bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would kneel before you

Thank you and welcome"

Thank you queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know some think I’m a twat, so one here your Majesty x

Viv x

Welcome Viv, good to have you aboard

Many thanks Your Majesty x (curtsies in respect) xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Question please - as the official nice twat, do I get to squeeze the queen's bum? "

You do but form an orderly queue, it's only fair everyone gets a go, then everyone is going to squeeze yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will I have to kiss your ring?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Question please - as the official nice twat, do I get to squeeze the queen's bum?

You do but form an orderly queue, it's only fair everyone gets a go, then everyone is going to squeeze yours

You know I'm used to my arse being felt.

In the interest of protection against viruses. I insist on rubbing your bum with sanitiser after every squeeze.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will I have to kiss your ring?

You can kiss my hand, the arse kissing comes later with the orgy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Question please - as the official nice twat, do I get to squeeze the queen's bum?

You do but form an orderly queue, it's only fair everyone gets a go, then everyone is going to squeeze yours

You know I'm used to my arse being felt.

In the interest of protection against viruses. I insist on rubbing your bum with sanitiser after every squeeze.

As you please

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Question please - as the official nice twat, do I get to squeeze the queen's bum?

You do but form an orderly queue, it's only fair everyone gets a go, then everyone is going to squeeze yours

You know I'm used to my arse being felt.

In the interest of protection against viruses. I insist on rubbing your bum with sanitiser after every squeeze.

As you please

Oh. I do, I do, I do.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Will I have to kiss your ring?

You can kiss my hand, the arse kissing comes later with the orgy

Another orgy. Bloody hell. I'm still recovering from last night's. Pffffft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will I have to kiss your ring?

You can kiss my hand, the arse kissing comes later with the orgy

Another orgy. Bloody hell. I'm still recovering from last night's. Pffffft

Well you'd better hurry up and recover then

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Will I have to kiss your ring?

You can kiss my hand, the arse kissing comes later with the orgy

Another orgy. Bloody hell. I'm still recovering from last night's. Pffffft

Well you'd better hurry up and recover then"

Yes my queen, but can I be in the pussy licking room for the first few hours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will I have to kiss your ring?

You can kiss my hand, the arse kissing comes later with the orgy

Has the orgy started yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will I have to kiss your ring?

You can kiss my hand, the arse kissing comes later with the orgy

Another orgy. Bloody hell. I'm still recovering from last night's. Pffffft

Well you'd better hurry up and recover then

Yes my queen, but can I be in the pussy licking room for the first few hours? "

Tut tut! If you must!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will I have to kiss your ring?

You can kiss my hand, the arse kissing comes later with the orgy

Has the orgy started yet?

Started 10mins ago, where have you been???

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"Meeeeeee! Now where's the gin? "

You had me at gin, I'm in

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Oh is this where you sign up.

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Yep yep...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Will I have to kiss your ring?

You can kiss my hand, the arse kissing comes later with the orgy

Another orgy. Bloody hell. I'm still recovering from last night's. Pffffft

Well you'd better hurry up and recover then

Yes my queen, but can I be in the pussy licking room for the first few hours?

Tut tut! If you must! "

I'll be back later to fuck a few ladies. Just a few though. I'm tired.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meeeeeee! Now where's the gin?

You had me at gin, I'm in"

Woo-hoo! Gin is over there, don't forget the orgy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh is this where you sign up."

It is and the kitchen is where you need to be, I'll join you in a min

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep yep...

Welcome my fellow twat, come join the orgy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will I have to kiss your ring?

You can kiss my hand, the arse kissing comes later with the orgy

Another orgy. Bloody hell. I'm still recovering from last night's. Pffffft

Well you'd better hurry up and recover then

Yes my queen, but can I be in the pussy licking room for the first few hours?

Tut tut! If you must!

I'll be back later to fuck a few ladies. Just a few though. I'm tired.

Okay, seeing as you have been on duty all afternoon you can have a break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will I have to kiss your ring?

You can kiss my hand, the arse kissing comes later with the orgy

Has the orgy started yet?

Started 10mins ago, where have you been??? "

Eating Belgian Chocolate Cheesecake

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Oh is this where you sign up.

It is and the kitchen is where you need to be, I'll join you in a min"

Suppose you'll want me naked then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a newbie twat, wanting to become professional. Love to join!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will I have to kiss your ring?

You can kiss my hand, the arse kissing comes later with the orgy

Has the orgy started yet?

Started 10mins ago, where have you been???

Eating Belgian Chocolate Cheesecake

I hope you shared atleast?

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"Oh is this where you sign up.

It is and the kitchen is where you need to be, I'll join you in a min

Suppose you'll want me naked then."

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh is this where you sign up.

It is and the kitchen is where you need to be, I'll join you in a min

Suppose you'll want me naked then."

Is there any other way to have you? You may need an apron, no other clothes required

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"Yep yep...

Evening fellow twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay seeing as I have now been crowned by our other lovely Queen,

Will my subjects reveal themselves,

Men and women, where are the twats?"

My son called his sister a twat earlier. He’s 9.

I can’t think where he gets it from!

(Audrey isn’t a twat. Fact. She’s 7).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m a newbie twat, wanting to become professional. Love to join! "

Welcome

all Twats new or old are welcome here. Find a drink and join the fun, there will be cake soon

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Yep yep...

Evening fellow twat

Is it wrong that I want a pair of your socks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Okay seeing as I have now been crowned by our other lovely Queen,

Will my subjects reveal themselves,

Men and women, where are the twats?

My son called his sister a twat earlier. He’s 9.

I can’t think where he gets it from!

(Audrey isn’t a twat. Fact. She’s 7). "

Oh dear

Kids are wonderful

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"I’m a newbie twat, wanting to become professional. Love to join!

Welcome

all Twats new or old are welcome here. Find a drink and join the fun, there will be cake soon "

I meant to tell you about that, I ate the chocolate cake, and there's only a little bit of lemon drizzle left

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"Yep yep...

Evening fellow twat

Is it wrong that I want a pair of your socks

My socks are the best. Fact. You can't have them though, sorry

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Oh is this where you sign up.

It is and the kitchen is where you need to be, I'll join you in a min

Suppose you'll want me naked then.

Is there any other way to have you? You may need an apron, no other clothes required"

Looking like I maybe busy

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I’m a newbie twat, wanting to become professional. Love to join!

Welcome

all Twats new or old are welcome here. Find a drink and join the fun, there will be cake soon

I meant to tell you about that, I ate the chocolate cake, and there's only a little bit of lemon drizzle left

That's why I'm here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will I have to kiss your ring?

You can kiss my hand, the arse kissing comes later with the orgy

Has the orgy started yet?

Started 10mins ago, where have you been???

Eating Belgian Chocolate Cheesecake

I hope you shared atleast? "

Yeah I couldn’t eat a whole one

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Yep yep...

Evening fellow twat

Is it wrong that I want a pair of your socks

My socks are the best. Fact. You can't have them though, sorry

Don't be sorry

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"I’m a newbie twat, wanting to become professional. Love to join!

Welcome

all Twats new or old are welcome here. Find a drink and join the fun, there will be cake soon

I meant to tell you about that, I ate the chocolate cake, and there's only a little bit of lemon drizzle left

That's why I'm here

I'm sure that's not the only reason...

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I’m a newbie twat, wanting to become professional. Love to join!

Welcome

all Twats new or old are welcome here. Find a drink and join the fun, there will be cake soon

I meant to tell you about that, I ate the chocolate cake, and there's only a little bit of lemon drizzle left

That's why I'm here

I'm sure that's not the only reason..."

Oh fuck

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

"Yep yep...

Evening fellow twat

Is it wrong that I want a pair of your socks

My socks are the best. Fact. You can't have them though, sorry

I may take them. - tribute pic might be made for ransom reasons

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"Yep yep...

Evening fellow twat

Is it wrong that I want a pair of your socks

My socks are the best. Fact. You can't have them though, sorry

I may take them. - tribute pic might be made for ransom reasons

You wouldn't dare

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

"Yep yep...

Evening fellow twat

Is it wrong that I want a pair of your socks

My socks are the best. Fact. You can't have them though, sorry

I may take them. - tribute pic might be made for ransom reasons

You wouldn't dare

Try me....

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"Yep yep...

Evening fellow twat

Is it wrong that I want a pair of your socks

My socks are the best. Fact. You can't have them though, sorry

I may take them. - tribute pic might be made for ransom reasons

You wouldn't dare

Try me....

Oh shit

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"Meeeeeee! Now where's the gin?

You had me at gin, I'm in

Woo-hoo! Gin is over there, don't forget the orgy

I'll be more than happy to stick around for this orgy

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Typical left alone again in the kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Typical left alone again in the kitchen.

You didn't get left alone, I was under your apron, couldn't you tell?

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