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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... my clean, freshly pressed bed linen with me?

They have a light lavender smell to which I’ll add a hint of testosterone at the last minute.

It’s a king size so there is room for more than one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In I’m in...I’m in...did I say I’m in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP I just bought new bedding for my king size bed as well. We should try them both out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... my clean, freshly pressed bed linen with me?

They have a light lavender smell to which I’ll add a hint of testosterone at the last minute.

It’s a king size so there is room for more than one. "

I'm in

In bed, with you

And I'm starfishing so there's no room for anyone except you and me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In I’m in...I’m in...did I say I’m in... "

I like your enthusiasm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll bring you refreshments

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP I just bought new bedding for my king size bed as well. We should try them both out "

Yours or mine first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... my clean, freshly pressed bed linen with me?

They have a light lavender smell to which I’ll add a hint of testosterone at the last minute.

It’s a king size so there is room for more than one.

I'm in

In bed, with you

And I'm starfishing so there's no room for anyone except you and me "

..I want in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... my clean, freshly pressed bed linen with me?

They have a light lavender smell to which I’ll add a hint of testosterone at the last minute.

It’s a king size so there is room for more than one.

I'm in

In bed, with you

And I'm starfishing so there's no room for anyone except you and me "

Doesn’t the female starfish eat the male after they...you know...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cartwheels into the room...

Me! I'm here! Let's party

I brought toys and hitty things Let's make those sheets dirty

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... my clean, freshly pressed bed linen with me?

They have a light lavender smell to which I’ll add a hint of testosterone at the last minute.

It’s a king size so there is room for more than one.

I'm in

In bed, with you

And I'm starfishing so there's no room for anyone except you and me

Doesn’t the female starfish eat the male after they...you know...?"

I promise not to bite (too hard)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP I just bought new bedding for my king size bed as well. We should try them both out

Yours or mine first?"

Yours, I haven’t changed mine yet. Hubby can change it while I’m at your house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... my clean, freshly pressed bed linen with me?

They have a light lavender smell to which I’ll add a hint of testosterone at the last minute.

It’s a king size so there is room for more than one.

I'm in

In bed, with you

And I'm starfishing so there's no room for anyone except you and me

..I want in "

You're in sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cartwheels into the room...

Me! I'm here! Let's party

I brought toys and hitty things Let's make those sheets dirty

Peach x "

They’re a bitch to iron! Can we take it slow and keep them clean for a couple of nights?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... my clean, freshly pressed bed linen with me?

They have a light lavender smell to which I’ll add a hint of testosterone at the last minute.

It’s a king size so there is room for more than one.

I'm in

In bed, with you

And I'm starfishing so there's no room for anyone except you and me

..I want in

You're in sexy "

Oï! My bed, my decision!

I like the idea though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP I just bought new bedding for my king size bed as well. We should try them both out

Yours or mine first?

Yours, I haven’t changed mine yet. Hubby can change it while I’m at your house "

That would be nice of him! Also tell me that I take my tea without milk or sugar for after

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Now there’s an offer not to be refused....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now there’s an offer not to be refused.... "

Flattery will lead you everywhere, DC!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... my clean, freshly pressed bed linen with me?

They have a light lavender smell to which I’ll add a hint of testosterone at the last minute.

It’s a king size so there is room for more than one.

I'm in

In bed, with you

And I'm starfishing so there's no room for anyone except you and me

..I want in

You're in sexy

Oï! My bed, my decision!

I like the idea though!"

Mais bien sûr Monsieur l'instituteur

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I could pop by and tuck you all in. Maybe read you a dirty story . I mean bedtime story!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lavender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could pop by and tuck you all in. Maybe read you a dirty story . I mean bedtime story! "

I'm sure Sin will allow you in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could pop by and tuck you all in. Maybe read you a dirty story . I mean bedtime story! "

Could you please sing instead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lavender "

Oh no!!! You don’t like it? I could put more testosterone in!!

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I was in until you said lavender!! You had a close call there OP ! I snore and fart in bed , also have a tendency to steel all of the bedding and wrap myself up in it . Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lavender

Oh no!!! You don’t like it? I could put more testosterone in!!"

I think your testosterone levels are already set to max

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lavender

Oh no!!! You don’t like it? I could put more testosterone in!!"

lavender = instant migraine

yes sweat a bit and dry yourself on the sheets then I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cartwheels into the room...

Me! I'm here! Let's party

I brought toys and hitty things Let's make those sheets dirty

Peach x

They’re a bitch to iron! Can we take it slow and keep them clean for a couple of nights?"

A couple of nights....sure you can handle me?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was in until you said lavender!! You had a close call there OP ! I snore and fart in bed , also have a tendency to steel all of the bedding and wrap myself up in it . Xxx "

Damn! There are things I can get over but stealing the duvet...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lavender

Oh no!!! You don’t like it? I could put more testosterone in!!

I think your testosterone levels are already set to max "

The dial is broken!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lavender

Oh no!!! You don’t like it? I could put more testosterone in!!

lavender = instant migraine

yes sweat a bit and dry yourself on the sheets then I'm in "

Any idea for the sweating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lavender

Oh no!!! You don’t like it? I could put more testosterone in!!

I think your testosterone levels are already set to max

The dial is broken!"

On full

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cartwheels into the room...

Me! I'm here! Let's party

I brought toys and hitty things Let's make those sheets dirty

Peach x

They’re a bitch to iron! Can we take it slow and keep them clean for a couple of nights?

A couple of nights....sure you can handle me?

Peach x"

You’re only tiny, shouldn’t be a problem!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lavender

Oh no!!! You don’t like it? I could put more testosterone in!!

I think your testosterone levels are already set to max

The dial is broken!

On full "

How did you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lavender

Oh no!!! You don’t like it? I could put more testosterone in!!

I think your testosterone levels are already set to max

The dial is broken!

On full

How did you know?"

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I have no sheets or bed but I do have a big comfortable pillow.

Now if only I knew some people who have a bed and sheets to share it with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cartwheels into the room...

Me! I'm here! Let's party

I brought toys and hitty things Let's make those sheets dirty

Peach x

They’re a bitch to iron! Can we take it slow and keep them clean for a couple of nights?

A couple of nights....sure you can handle me?

Peach x

You’re only tiny, shouldn’t be a problem!"

We've been through this....

You won. Slow and edgy for two days without crinkling the sheets it is then. Day three I get my reward

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have no sheets or bed but I do have a big comfortable pillow.

Now if only I knew some people who have a bed and sheets to share it with?

"

Which colour, your pillow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lavender

Oh no!!! You don’t like it? I could put more testosterone in!!

lavender = instant migraine

yes sweat a bit and dry yourself on the sheets then I'm in

Any idea for the sweating?"

clueless .... have you any good ideas

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Mmm are they line dried or tumbled?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mmm are they line dried or tumbled?"

Line! It was sunny today.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Freshly pressed bed linen with a hint of lavender sounds good.

I should have no problem nodding off.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I forgot to mention: I have home baked key lime pie too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Freshly pressed bed linen with a hint of lavender sounds good.

I should have no problem nodding off."

Are you tired?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I forgot to mention: I have home baked key lime pie too!"

Crumbs in a freshly laundered bed...surely not

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Freshly pressed bed linen with a hint of lavender sounds good.

I should have no problem nodding off.

Are you tired?"

I could be persuaded to stay awake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I forgot to mention: I have home baked key lime pie too!

Crumbs in a freshly laundered bed...surely not "

I haven’t thought that properly, have I?

New rule: whoever wants pie needs to get out of bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Freshly pressed bed linen with a hint of lavender sounds good.

I should have no problem nodding off."

I thought the same

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I forgot to mention: I have home baked key lime pie too!

Crumbs in a freshly laundered bed...surely not

I haven’t thought that properly, have I?

New rule: whoever wants pie needs to get out of bed!"

If I get to share your pie, well, I'll be sure to savour every little bit, no crumbs to worry about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I forgot to mention: I have home baked key lime pie too!"

I'll just lick it off you, there will be no crumbs left

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Freshly pressed bed linen with a hint of lavender sounds good.

I should have no problem nodding off.

I thought the same "

We’ll have my cane between us so you don’t get ideas

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Now there’s an offer not to be refused....

Flattery will lead you everywhere, DC! "

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman
over a year ago

St Austell-ish


"... my clean, freshly pressed bed linen with me?

They have a light lavender smell to which I’ll add a hint of testosterone at the last minute.

It’s a king size so there is room for more than one. "

Can I bring my dogs? 3 of them, they'll clear that smell in no time.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I forgot to mention: I have home baked key lime pie too!"

swap for lemon meringue pie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I forgot to mention: I have home baked key lime pie too!

swap for lemon meringue pie?"

No bakewell tart!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Freshly pressed bed linen with a hint of lavender sounds good.

I should have no problem nodding off.

I thought the same

We’ll have my cane between us so you don’t get ideas"

That might do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... my clean, freshly pressed bed linen with me?

They have a light lavender smell to which I’ll add a hint of testosterone at the last minute.

It’s a king size so there is room for more than one.

Can I bring my dogs? 3 of them, they'll clear that smell in no time."

Who doesn’t like a doggy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I forgot to mention: I have home baked key lime pie too!

swap for lemon meringue pie?"

Ok, I’ll get baking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I forgot to mention: I have home baked key lime pie too!

swap for lemon meringue pie?

No bakewell tart!! "

Ok, I’ll get baking (déjà vu)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Freshly pressed bed linen with a hint of lavender sounds good.

I should have no problem nodding off.

I thought the same

We’ll have my cane between us so you don’t get ideas

That might do it

"

I had the feeling it might work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh yes please if there’s any room ?!

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Little one says roll over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ohhh yes please if there’s any room ?! "

We’ll make some!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Little one says roll over "

Fancy giving me a hand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhh yes please if there’s any room ?!

We’ll make some!"

It was the touch of lavender that made it so appealing, and of course the company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I forgot to mention: I have home baked key lime pie too!

swap for lemon meringue pie?

No bakewell tart!!

Ok, I’ll get baking (déjà vu)"

If you are busy baking, maybe you need to delegate cane duties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey OP I think you may need a couple more beds bolted to the side of yours at this rate sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I forgot to mention: I have home baked key lime pie too!

swap for lemon meringue pie?

No bakewell tart!!

Ok, I’ll get baking (déjà vu)

If you are busy baking, maybe you need to delegate cane duties "

Good point! But I might delegate baking duties instead. Caning is a personal favourite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I forgot to mention: I have home baked key lime pie too!

swap for lemon meringue pie?

No bakewell tart!!

Ok, I’ll get baking (déjà vu)

If you are busy baking, maybe you need to delegate cane duties

Good point! But I might delegate baking duties instead. Caning is a personal favourite."

I can't bake, I'll keep the bed warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I forgot to mention: I have home baked key lime pie too!

swap for lemon meringue pie?

No bakewell tart!!

Ok, I’ll get baking (déjà vu)

If you are busy baking, maybe you need to delegate cane duties

Good point! But I might delegate baking duties instead. Caning is a personal favourite."

But then you won't get to lick the bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I forgot to mention: I have home baked key lime pie too!

swap for lemon meringue pie?

No bakewell tart!!

Ok, I’ll get baking (déjà vu)

If you are busy baking, maybe you need to delegate cane duties

Good point! But I might delegate baking duties instead. Caning is a personal favourite.

I can't bake, I'll keep the bed warm "

fancy some company

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blimey OP I think you may need a couple more beds bolted to the side of yours at this rate sir "

The bed is not the only option though, there are already some in the kitchen “baking”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I forgot to mention: I have home baked key lime pie too!

swap for lemon meringue pie?

No bakewell tart!!

Ok, I’ll get baking (déjà vu)

If you are busy baking, maybe you need to delegate cane duties

Good point! But I might delegate baking duties instead. Caning is a personal favourite.

I can't bake, I'll keep the bed warm

fancy some company "

As long as we have Monsieurs permission

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Is there room for us please? We can go double decker if we need to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I forgot to mention: I have home baked key lime pie too!

swap for lemon meringue pie?

No bakewell tart!!

Ok, I’ll get baking (déjà vu)

If you are busy baking, maybe you need to delegate cane duties

Good point! But I might delegate baking duties instead. Caning is a personal favourite.

I can't bake, I'll keep the bed warm

fancy some company

As long as we have Monsieurs permission "

Ok. You two go on hot water bottle duty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I forgot to mention: I have home baked key lime pie too!

swap for lemon meringue pie?

No bakewell tart!!

Ok, I’ll get baking (déjà vu)

If you are busy baking, maybe you need to delegate cane duties

Good point! But I might delegate baking duties instead. Caning is a personal favourite.

I can't bake, I'll keep the bed warm

fancy some company

As long as we have Monsieurs permission

Ok. You two go on hot water bottle duty!"

Merci Monsieur

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I forgot to mention: I have home baked key lime pie too!

swap for lemon meringue pie?

No bakewell tart!!

Ok, I’ll get baking (déjà vu)

If you are busy baking, maybe you need to delegate cane duties

Good point! But I might delegate baking duties instead. Caning is a personal favourite.

But then you won't get to lick the bowl "

I’ll survive. I may find something sweeter to lick

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I forgot to mention: I have home baked key lime pie too!

swap for lemon meringue pie?

No bakewell tart!!

Ok, I’ll get baking (déjà vu)

I’ll take the Backwell Tart BM but you hang on to the cane !

If you are busy baking, maybe you need to delegate cane duties "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I forgot to mention: I have home baked key lime pie too!

swap for lemon meringue pie?

No bakewell tart!!

Ok, I’ll get baking (déjà vu)

If you are busy baking, maybe you need to delegate cane duties

Good point! But I might delegate baking duties instead. Caning is a personal favourite.

But then you won't get to lick the bowl

I’ll survive. I may find something sweeter to lick "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there room for us please? We can go double decker if we need to."

Hop in! But make sure to bring your smile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey OP I think you may need a couple more beds bolted to the side of yours at this rate sir

The bed is not the only option though, there are already some in the kitchen “baking”."

I’ve done my baking for the day and now it’s down to the lads at work to destroy the cakes

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Can I just have an invite for the key lime pie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I forgot to mention: I have home baked key lime pie too!

swap for lemon meringue pie?

No bakewell tart!!

Ok, I’ll get baking (déjà vu)

I’ll take the Backwell Tart BM but you hang on to the cane !

If you are busy baking, maybe you need to delegate cane duties "

Thanks DC. I’m sure I’ll find amateurs for both the cane and the cakes. I want to make sure everyone is happy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blimey OP I think you may need a couple more beds bolted to the side of yours at this rate sir

The bed is not the only option though, there are already some in the kitchen “baking”.

I’ve done my baking for the day and now it’s down to the lads at work to destroy the cakes "

Is that an inuendo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I just have an invite for the key lime pie "

I’ll use a biscuit base!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Can I just have an invite for the key lime pie

I’ll use a biscuit base!"

I’ll try my best not to leave crumbs

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree


"Little one says roll over

Fancy giving me a hand?"

Yes please fella... more in the bed the better!

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats


"Little one says roll over

Fancy giving me a hand?

Yes please fella... more in the bed the better! "

Space for one more?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Little one says roll over

Fancy giving me a hand?

Yes please fella... more in the bed the better! "

Hop in! But be warned one of them is a real man eater!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey OP I think you may need a couple more beds bolted to the side of yours at this rate sir

The bed is not the only option though, there are already some in the kitchen “baking”.

I’ve done my baking for the day and now it’s down to the lads at work to destroy the cakes

Is that an inuendo?"

Haha not at all OP, I bake for the lads on my shift on once a block and tonight they are on lemon drizzle, toffee and walnut and a salted caramel cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Little one says roll over

Fancy giving me a hand?

Yes please fella... more in the bed the better!

Space for one more? "

Sure! Looks like it’s turning into a party!

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats


"Little one says roll over

Fancy giving me a hand?

Yes please fella... more in the bed the better!

Space for one more?

Sure! Looks like it’s turning into a party!"

Yay! If I get sleepy and start hogging the duvet just stick me in the corner somewhere with a blanket

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blimey OP I think you may need a couple more beds bolted to the side of yours at this rate sir

The bed is not the only option though, there are already some in the kitchen “baking”.

I’ve done my baking for the day and now it’s down to the lads at work to destroy the cakes

Is that an inuendo?

Haha not at all OP, I bake for the lads on my shift on once a block and tonight they are on lemon drizzle, toffee and walnut and a salted caramel cheesecake "

I see. Well with such skills you’re welcome to the party

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Little one says roll over

Fancy giving me a hand?

Yes please fella... more in the bed the better!

Space for one more?

Sure! Looks like it’s turning into a party!

Yay! If I get sleepy and start hogging the duvet just stick me in the corner somewhere with a blanket "

Ok. I hope you don’t mind the noise. Apparently someone snores and farts

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Oh my god you lot I can't sleep .. and the smell of cakes and something' poking in my back!

Right .. Citizen posh linen sin pillow fight anyone !!??

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree


"Little one says roll over

Fancy giving me a hand?

Yes please fella... more in the bed the better!

Space for one more?

Sure! Looks like it’s turning into a party!

Yay! If I get sleepy and start hogging the duvet just stick me in the corner somewhere with a blanket

Ok. I hope you don’t mind the noise. Apparently someone snores and farts"

Mmmm......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey OP I think you may need a couple more beds bolted to the side of yours at this rate sir

The bed is not the only option though, there are already some in the kitchen “baking”.

I’ve done my baking for the day and now it’s down to the lads at work to destroy the cakes

Is that an inuendo?

Haha not at all OP, I bake for the lads on my shift on once a block and tonight they are on lemon drizzle, toffee and walnut and a salted caramel cheesecake

I see. Well with such skills you’re welcome to the party"

I best make some very messy deserts then OP and should I bring my king size bed and Egyptian cotton sheets so we can stick it next to yours?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Blimey OP I think you may need a couple more beds bolted to the side of yours at this rate sir

The bed is not the only option though, there are already some in the kitchen “baking”.

I’ve done my baking for the day and now it’s down to the lads at work to destroy the cakes

Is that an inuendo?

Haha not at all OP, I bake for the lads on my shift on once a block and tonight they are on lemon drizzle, toffee and walnut and a salted caramel cheesecake "

Skills indeed..well hello, how you doing

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats


"Little one says roll over

Fancy giving me a hand?

Yes please fella... more in the bed the better!

Space for one more?

Sure! Looks like it’s turning into a party!

Yay! If I get sleepy and start hogging the duvet just stick me in the corner somewhere with a blanket

Ok. I hope you don’t mind the noise. Apparently someone snores and farts

Mmmm...... "

Yeah, I'm used to it, and the sleep talking too

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"Mmm are they line dried or tumbled?

Line! It was sunny today."

The best sort to starfish in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey OP I think you may need a couple more beds bolted to the side of yours at this rate sir

The bed is not the only option though, there are already some in the kitchen “baking”.

I’ve done my baking for the day and now it’s down to the lads at work to destroy the cakes

Is that an inuendo?

Haha not at all OP, I bake for the lads on my shift on once a block and tonight they are on lemon drizzle, toffee and walnut and a salted caramel cheesecake

Skills indeed..well hello, how you doing "

I should be working but I’m actually watching YouTube so it’s always good when I don’t work too hard

I’m superbly well indeed, how are you lovely?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Blimey OP I think you may need a couple more beds bolted to the side of yours at this rate sir

The bed is not the only option though, there are already some in the kitchen “baking”.

I’ve done my baking for the day and now it’s down to the lads at work to destroy the cakes

Is that an inuendo?

Haha not at all OP, I bake for the lads on my shift on once a block and tonight they are on lemon drizzle, toffee and walnut and a salted caramel cheesecake

Skills indeed..well hello, how you doing

I should be working but I’m actually watching YouTube so it’s always good when I don’t work too hard

I’m superbly well indeed, how are you lovely? "

I'm pretty good thanks. Now I have your goodies on my mind

Yes, it's good not to have to work to hard. You tube ans cake sounds like a great job

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my god you lot I can't sleep .. and the smell of cakes and something' poking in my back!

Right .. Citizen posh linen sin pillow fight anyone !!?? "

Yeaaaahhh! Pillow fight!! It’s about time the fun begins!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blimey OP I think you may need a couple more beds bolted to the side of yours at this rate sir

The bed is not the only option though, there are already some in the kitchen “baking”.

I’ve done my baking for the day and now it’s down to the lads at work to destroy the cakes

Is that an inuendo?

Haha not at all OP, I bake for the lads on my shift on once a block and tonight they are on lemon drizzle, toffee and walnut and a salted caramel cheesecake

I see. Well with such skills you’re welcome to the party

I best make some very messy deserts then OP and should I bring my king size bed and Egyptian cotton sheets so we can stick it next to yours? "

Sloshing!!! Yum!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my god you lot I can't sleep .. and the smell of cakes and something' poking in my back!

Right .. Citizen posh linen sin pillow fight anyone !!??

Yeaaaahhh! Pillow fight!! It’s about time the fun begins!"

Women vs men. Freya, let's get him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey OP I think you may need a couple more beds bolted to the side of yours at this rate sir

The bed is not the only option though, there are already some in the kitchen “baking”.

I’ve done my baking for the day and now it’s down to the lads at work to destroy the cakes

Is that an inuendo?

Haha not at all OP, I bake for the lads on my shift on once a block and tonight they are on lemon drizzle, toffee and walnut and a salted caramel cheesecake

Skills indeed..well hello, how you doing

I should be working but I’m actually watching YouTube so it’s always good when I don’t work too hard

I’m superbly well indeed, how are you lovely?

I'm pretty good thanks. Now I have your goodies on my mind

Yes, it's good not to have to work to hard. You tube ans cake sounds like a great job "

Ssssshhhhhh, don’t tell the boss, he doesn’t know I do very little work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my god you lot I can't sleep .. and the smell of cakes and something' poking in my back!

Right .. Citizen posh linen sin pillow fight anyone !!??

Yeaaaahhh! Pillow fight!! It’s about time the fun begins!

Women vs men. Freya, let's get him "

This could get very messy ladies....be warned

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mmm are they line dried or tumbled?

Line! It was sunny today.

The best sort to starfish in "

Well it’s turning into a bit of a crowd, I wouldn’t spread too wide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey OP I think you may need a couple more beds bolted to the side of yours at this rate sir

The bed is not the only option though, there are already some in the kitchen “baking”.

I’ve done my baking for the day and now it’s down to the lads at work to destroy the cakes

Is that an inuendo?

Haha not at all OP, I bake for the lads on my shift on once a block and tonight they are on lemon drizzle, toffee and walnut and a salted caramel cheesecake

I see. Well with such skills you’re welcome to the party

I best make some very messy deserts then OP and should I bring my king size bed and Egyptian cotton sheets so we can stick it next to yours?

Sloshing!!! Yum!!!"

I’ll mix a vat of angel delight as a back up too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my god you lot I can't sleep .. and the smell of cakes and something' poking in my back!

Right .. Citizen posh linen sin pillow fight anyone !!??

Yeaaaahhh! Pillow fight!! It’s about time the fun begins!

Women vs men. Freya, let's get him "

You sound confident !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my god you lot I can't sleep .. and the smell of cakes and something' poking in my back!

Right .. Citizen posh linen sin pillow fight anyone !!??

Yeaaaahhh! Pillow fight!! It’s about time the fun begins!

Women vs men. Freya, let's get him

You sound confident !"

I think we'll make a good team

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Blimey OP I think you may need a couple more beds bolted to the side of yours at this rate sir

The bed is not the only option though, there are already some in the kitchen “baking”.

I’ve done my baking for the day and now it’s down to the lads at work to destroy the cakes

Is that an inuendo?

Haha not at all OP, I bake for the lads on my shift on once a block and tonight they are on lemon drizzle, toffee and walnut and a salted caramel cheesecake

Skills indeed..well hello, how you doing

I should be working but I’m actually watching YouTube so it’s always good when I don’t work too hard

I’m superbly well indeed, how are you lovely?

I'm pretty good thanks. Now I have your goodies on my mind

Yes, it's good not to have to work to hard. You tube ans cake sounds like a great job

Ssssshhhhhh, don’t tell the boss, he doesn’t know I do very little work

"

No worries,.it will be our secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey OP I think you may need a couple more beds bolted to the side of yours at this rate sir

The bed is not the only option though, there are already some in the kitchen “baking”.

I’ve done my baking for the day and now it’s down to the lads at work to destroy the cakes

Is that an inuendo?

Haha not at all OP, I bake for the lads on my shift on once a block and tonight they are on lemon drizzle, toffee and walnut and a salted caramel cheesecake

Skills indeed..well hello, how you doing

I should be working but I’m actually watching YouTube so it’s always good when I don’t work too hard

I’m superbly well indeed, how are you lovely?

I'm pretty good thanks. Now I have your goodies on my mind

Yes, it's good not to have to work to hard. You tube ans cake sounds like a great job

Ssssshhhhhh, don’t tell the boss, he doesn’t know I do very little work

No worries,.it will be our secret "

And everybody else’s on this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my god you lot I can't sleep .. and the smell of cakes and something' poking in my back!

Right .. Citizen posh linen sin pillow fight anyone !!??

Yeaaaahhh! Pillow fight!! It’s about time the fun begins!

Women vs men. Freya, let's get him

You sound confident !

I think we'll make a good team "

I don’t doubt that! And I like a challenge! Bring it on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my god you lot I can't sleep .. and the smell of cakes and something' poking in my back!

Right .. Citizen posh linen sin pillow fight anyone !!??

Yeaaaahhh! Pillow fight!! It’s about time the fun begins!

Women vs men. Freya, let's get him

You sound confident !

I think we'll make a good team

I don’t doubt that! And I like a challenge! Bring it on!"

Get ready for a scrap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lavender "

^^^ this

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Oh my god you lot I can't sleep .. and the smell of cakes and something' poking in my back!

Right .. Citizen posh linen sin pillow fight anyone !!??

Yeaaaahhh! Pillow fight!! It’s about time the fun begins!

Women vs men. Freya, let's get him

You sound confident !

I think we'll make a good team "

I think we will! Msr Sin you've got a beautiful fight on your hands. We MIGHT let you win

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lavender

^^^ this "

The smell is covered by the baking by now! Keep up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my god you lot I can't sleep .. and the smell of cakes and something' poking in my back!

Right .. Citizen posh linen sin pillow fight anyone !!??

Yeaaaahhh! Pillow fight!! It’s about time the fun begins!

Women vs men. Freya, let's get him

You sound confident !

I think we'll make a good team

I think we will! Msr Sin you've got a beautiful fight on your hands. We MIGHT let you win "

Do you think we should? We could pin him down between us

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my god you lot I can't sleep .. and the smell of cakes and something' poking in my back!

Right .. Citizen posh linen sin pillow fight anyone !!??

Yeaaaahhh! Pillow fight!! It’s about time the fun begins!

Women vs men. Freya, let's get him

You sound confident !

I think we'll make a good team

I think we will! Msr Sin you've got a beautiful fight on your hands. We MIGHT let you win "

Very generous of you! The contest itself is already a victory as far as I’m concerned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my god you lot I can't sleep .. and the smell of cakes and something' poking in my back!

Right .. Citizen posh linen sin pillow fight anyone !!??

Yeaaaahhh! Pillow fight!! It’s about time the fun begins!

Women vs men. Freya, let's get him

You sound confident !

I think we'll make a good team

I think we will! Msr Sin you've got a beautiful fight on your hands. We MIGHT let you win

Very generous of you! The contest itself is already a victory as far as I’m concerned "

Tart

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my god you lot I can't sleep .. and the smell of cakes and something' poking in my back!

Right .. Citizen posh linen sin pillow fight anyone !!??

Yeaaaahhh! Pillow fight!! It’s about time the fun begins!

Women vs men. Freya, let's get him

You sound confident !

I think we'll make a good team

I think we will! Msr Sin you've got a beautiful fight on your hands. We MIGHT let you win

Do you think we should? We could peg him down between us "

Fify

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my god you lot I can't sleep .. and the smell of cakes and something' poking in my back!

Right .. Citizen posh linen sin pillow fight anyone !!??

Yeaaaahhh! Pillow fight!! It’s about time the fun begins!

Women vs men. Freya, let's get him

You sound confident !

I think we'll make a good team

I think we will! Msr Sin you've got a beautiful fight on your hands. We MIGHT let you win

Do you think we should? We could peg him down between us

Fify"

Oh! It's like that is it!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Pillow fight ... * spits feathers*

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"Mmm are they line dried or tumbled?

Line! It was sunny today.

The best sort to starfish in

Well it’s turning into a bit of a crowd, I wouldn’t spread too wide"

Jeez I've just been told not to spread on fab?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Mmm are they line dried or tumbled?

Line! It was sunny today.

The best sort to starfish in

Well it’s turning into a bit of a crowd, I wouldn’t spread too wide

Jeez I've just been told not to spread on fab? "

Now there’s a phrase you rarely hear on fab! ‘ no spreading!’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mmm are they line dried or tumbled?

Line! It was sunny today.

The best sort to starfish in

Well it’s turning into a bit of a crowd, I wouldn’t spread too wide

Jeez I've just been told not to spread on fab? "

Are you suggesting I’m not doing it right?

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"Mmm are they line dried or tumbled?

Line! It was sunny today.

The best sort to starfish in

Well it’s turning into a bit of a crowd, I wouldn’t spread too wide

Jeez I've just been told not to spread on fab?

Are you suggesting I’m not doing it right?"

Hey I don't judge!

Much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just seen the update .... pie

I'm definitely in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m afraid the lavender smell is a bit ‘old lady’ for me.

I have fresh sheets on my bed though. Very snuggly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By testosterone you meant that you fart in it like if the day was over ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"By testosterone you meant that you fart in it like if the day was over ?"

Dude, don’t give my secret away!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just seen the update .... pie

I'm definitely in "

I’ll remember that next time we meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m afraid the lavender smell is a bit ‘old lady’ for me.

I have fresh sheets on my bed though. Very snuggly. "

Who are you sharing with?

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

You've inspired me to strip every bed and line dry the lot. And i can starfish all I want that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... my clean, freshly pressed bed linen with me?

They have a light lavender smell to which I’ll add a hint of testosterone at the last minute.

It’s a king size so there is room for more than one.

I'm in

In bed, with you

And I'm starfishing so there's no room for anyone except you and me "

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"... my clean, freshly pressed bed linen with me?

They have a light lavender smell to which I’ll add a hint of testosterone at the last minute.

It’s a king size so there is room for more than one. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m afraid the lavender smell is a bit ‘old lady’ for me.

I have fresh sheets on my bed though. Very snuggly.

Who are you sharing with?"

I’m

Open to offers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... my clean, freshly pressed bed linen with me?

They have a light lavender smell to which I’ll add a hint of testosterone at the last minute.

It’s a king size so there is room for more than one.

"

Are you applying?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"... my clean, freshly pressed bed linen with me?

They have a light lavender smell to which I’ll add a hint of testosterone at the last minute.

It’s a king size so there is room for more than one.

Are you applying?"

Yes x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m afraid the lavender smell is a bit ‘old lady’ for me.

I have fresh sheets on my bed though. Very snuggly.

Who are you sharing with?

I’m

Open to offers "

Let me ruin my sheets and I’ll come help with yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... my clean, freshly pressed bed linen with me?

They have a light lavender smell to which I’ll add a hint of testosterone at the last minute.

It’s a king size so there is room for more than one.

Are you applying?

Yes x"

Result!

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I could try out my new memory foam pillow....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could try out my new memory foam pillow.... "

Will you remember lots of forgotten things?

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"I could try out my new memory foam pillow....

Will you remember lots of forgotten things? "

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"I could try out my new memory foam pillow....

Will you remember lots of forgotten things? "

I'm not sure but I think we could enjoy an unforgettable night together...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could try out my new memory foam pillow....

Will you remember lots of forgotten things?

I'm not sure but I think we could enjoy an unforgettable night together... "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could try out my new memory foam pillow....

Will you remember lots of forgotten things?

I'm not sure but I think we could enjoy an unforgettable night together... "

Stealing people from my bed, Ash? I’m watching you, buddy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could try out my new memory foam pillow....

Will you remember lots of forgotten things?

I'm not sure but I think we could enjoy an unforgettable night together...

Stealing people from my bed, Ash? I’m watching you, buddy!!! "

Never

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I’m not a fan of lavender but I do enjoy a king sized bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m not a fan of lavender but I do enjoy a king sized bed "

How about testosterone ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just seen the update .... pie

I'm definitely in

I’ll remember that next time we meet"

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