FabSwingers.com forum: Arse size.......

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

What size is your arse?

Everyone can play before you start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty average I reckon

It’s not very nice mind you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More melon than peach that’s for sure

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Pretty average I reckon

It’s not very nice mind you "

Is it lickable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty average I reckon

It’s not very nice mind you

Is it lickable?

If you’re blindfolded

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Well I'd say mine would eclipse the moon

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"More melon than peach that’s for sure "

What’s that in inches?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Pretty average I reckon

It’s not very nice mind you

Is it lickable?

If you’re blindfolded"

And naked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a bit flat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More melon than peach that’s for sure

What’s that in inches?

No way I’m posting my arse inches on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Above average and awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Above average and awesome

To be fair that’s a pretty awesome arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a peachy little girly bum

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

See for yourself

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

A little squishy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking huge

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"More melon than peach that’s for sure

What’s that in inches?

No way I’m posting my arse inches on here!"

OK just post the depth. What can it take in inches???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More melon than peach that’s for sure

What’s that in inches?

No way I’m posting my arse inches on here!

OK just post the depth. What can it take in inches???

No idea and I’ll never find out either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a wee one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines large! They said it’s gonna be at least a 9” length by 7” width for when I have my left bum cheek tattoo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too small for my liking

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"More melon than peach that’s for sure

What’s that in inches?

No way I’m posting my arse inches on here!

OK just post the depth. What can it take in inches???

No idea and I’ll never find out either!"

Not even on international woman’s day??

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

Small but still pretty pert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big and round

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By *r Appreciator.Man
over a year ago

Bedfordshire.

How do i measure mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More melon than peach that’s for sure

What’s that in inches?

No way I’m posting my arse inches on here!

OK just post the depth. What can it take in inches???

No idea and I’ll never find out either!

Not even on international woman’s day??

When’s that? It’s a bloody day for something every day!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"More melon than peach that’s for sure

What’s that in inches?

No way I’m posting my arse inches on here!

OK just post the depth. What can it take in inches???

No idea and I’ll never find out either!

Not even on international woman’s day??

When’s that? It’s a bloody day for something every day!"

Today, so that means you need to spill the beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huge!

What measure are we using?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Mines large! They said it’s gonna be at least a 9” length by 7” width for when I have my left bum cheek tattoo. "

That’s not big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More melon than peach that’s for sure

What’s that in inches?

No way I’m posting my arse inches on here!

OK just post the depth. What can it take in inches???

No idea and I’ll never find out either!

Not even on international woman’s day??

When’s that? It’s a bloody day for something every day!

Today, so that means you need to spill the beans

Nothing goings up my arse. Even if it was stick something up your arse day.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Huge!

What measure are we using?"

Cock lengths, or you can use Lynx cans if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiny. Mines like 2 tangerines in a hanky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Above average and awesome

I’ll second that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's hard to get by when your arse is the size of a small country

Divine Comedy could have wrote those lines about me

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Mine is feckin mahooosive

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Extra large

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peachy

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Proportionate to my shape, weight and height I suppose x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is tighter than the rest of me ???? Kate’s is utterly perfect, peachy and round. Makes me smile lol

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

They say more than an handful is a waste for tits so what rules apply for arses???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What size is yours OP

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By *ustKeepSwinging999Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Pretty chunky.... But I've been told it looks good when I'm on all fours...

H x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone come measure mine please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Divine comedy!

Bloody brilliant xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Huge!

What measure are we using?

Cock lengths, or you can use Lynx cans if you like

I dont have a lynx can, or a sky remote, before you ask!

Put it this way, I only need one bar stool to sit it on, not 2!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

I’d say anything that you can park a motorbike wheel in is big. Anything else is OK

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Little arse here. Maybe a little too small.

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

Summer arse or winter arse lol

It varies

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Summer arse or winter arse lol

It varies

Shagging arse

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"See for yourself

I would just let me get in by helicopter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Matches my boobs I suppose so, aye, bloody massive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Matches my boobs I suppose so, aye, bloody massive"

It doesn’t look massive to me!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Summer arse or winter arse lol

It varies

Shagging arse

Guess mine will do then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty peachy I would say, not too thicc but not small at all. I like it

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Mine is massive, it is what it is

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Mine is a tad on the large size, but still pretty firm considering I'm nearly 21 stone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is massive, it is what it is "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than a handful...but I like being more than a handful

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Above Average for a bloke in a dress, god blessed me with a cute bum and hot legs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do a press up with a guy laying on my back, I can be punched in the arse cheeks when I’m being shagged from behind.

I dunno what I’m on about and I’ve lost one of my slippers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s Inked size, haha, as he seems to like it. It’s probably too big for some, but a few compliment me on it x

Viv xx

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"I can do a press up with a guy laying on my back, I can be punched in the arse cheeks when I’m being shagged from behind.

I dunno what I’m on about and I’ve lost one of my slippers. "

Just very inspiring that’s all I can say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big and wobbly enough to take a good lashing

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Big enough that it counter balances the weight of my boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s huuuuuuuuuge

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By *WillowxWoman
over a year ago

Oo err Devon

Hmmm I've got a pretty sizable arse.. But I like a round peachy arse... Working hard to get it into shape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm reliably informed it's round

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm reliably informed it's round "

(squeezes bum) yes it's round

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By *ude boy 2017Man
over a year ago

Bolton

Mine is not that big

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Summer arse or winter arse lol

It varies

Shagging arse

Guess mine will do then

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By *eekcoupleforfunCouple
over a year ago

Right here

Mine is big and chunky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The size of a moon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What size is your arse?

Everyone can play before you start

A4.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Pretty average I reckon

It’s not very nice mind you "

I’ll be the judge of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gurt big!

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Ive never measured apple like maybe i dunno

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Gurt big!"

I haven't seen you bum - may I?

But what I have seen is lovely xx

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I think my butt is above average.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ample lol

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Well I'd say mine would eclipse the moon

That makes both of us. You got it so I can dig my nails in for every time you give me orgasms

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Gurt big!"

Now you know I don’t believe that for one minute

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By *angbangFantasyWoman
over a year ago

London

"What size is your arse?

Everyone can play before you start

Average I guess

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Huge, but bloody lush!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Huge, but bloody lush!"

Huge, my arse!

hang on, no my arse isn’t huge, well that fucked that up

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Huge, but bloody lush!

Huge, my arse!

hang on, no my arse isn’t huge, well that fucked that up

Would you like to start again?!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

You could bounce a coin on mine

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

"Huge, but bloody lush!

Huge, my arse!

hang on, no my arse isn’t huge, well that fucked that up

Would you like to start again?!

Great ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do we measure arse size? Mine should fit on a face anyway

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Huge, but bloody lush!

Huge, my arse!

hang on, no my arse isn’t huge, well that fucked that up

Would you like to start again?!

Great arse"

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By *R01Couple
over a year ago

St Albans

Small!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Who squats to keep their arse in shape? And when I say squat I don’t mean on the toilet

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

Arse on show for a short while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normal size

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

"Arse on show for a short while."

Great ass

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By *irm hand LukeMan
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire

How do you measure an ass?

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Who squats to keep their arse in shape? And when I say squat I don’t mean on the toilet

I do. And lunges and couple other excercises

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By *heekychap86Man
over a year ago

wrexham

Got to appreciate a good arse an seen some epic ones on the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say mine is on the bigger side (Mrs) x

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

"Arse on show for a short while.

Great ass"

Aww... shucks... thanks

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"How do you measure an ass?"

Asses are measured in hands rather like a horse.

An arse is measured with a tape measure and the standard SI unit is inches

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What size is your arse?

Everyone can play before you start

Just the right size for my wheelchair?! How about yours, Mr M? Is that its size plus or minus something stuffed up it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never measure it.. but it's a big round ass..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a big bum? I direct to you my partner’s, visible on our couples profile, WindowShopping2020. I am most definitely biased, but I very much think you won’t regret looking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm not to sure on the size of mine. large maybe???

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What size is your arse?

Everyone can play before you start

Just the right size for my wheelchair?! How about yours, Mr M? Is that its size plus or minus something stuffed up it?? "

It’s big enough to bang my willy in with

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What size is your arse?

Everyone can play before you start

Just the right size for my wheelchair?! How about yours, Mr M? Is that its size plus or minus something stuffed up it??

It’s big enough to bang my willy in with

No banging on the wheelchair (upholstery isn't easy to clean) but otherwise, I'm gonna need a demo of this

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

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By *iwie!Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Huuge, could possibly have it's own gravitational pull if it gets any bigger xD

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By *ugarbaby777TV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

Mines pretty perky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See for yourself

Yes plz. I’d ruin that haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Huuge, could possibly have it's own gravitational pull if it gets any bigger xD"

Bigger the better xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine’s flawed......it’s got a crack and a hole in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mahoosive lol

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Big...but I've always got somewhere comfy to sit

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Well it's 13 inches bigger than my waist if that's helpful at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bust: 47"

Waist: 34"

Bum: 47"

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By *ammy lynWoman
over a year ago

Stoke-on-trent

Mines big and round x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Well it's 13 inches bigger than my waist if that's helpful at all."

It would be more helpful if it was on my lap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need big hands fir mine is all i'm gonna say!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"You need big hands fir mine is all i'm gonna say!

I have medium hands but I'm in no rush at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is massive

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By *isces WomanWoman
over a year ago

West London

I've got a gorgeous firm but

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Mine is massive

We should put ours together and compare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is massive

We should put ours together and compare.

I win

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

mine is massive.good for.spanking and doggy style

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Mine is massive

We should put ours together and compare.

I win

This sounds like a fun game

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Mine is massive

We should put ours together and compare.

I win

Nah. Mine is bigger.

And besides yours in much much prettier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is massive

We should put ours together and compare.

I win

This sounds like a fun game

Wanna join in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About half a cucumber....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About half a cucumber....

That's a very small ass.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Mine is massive

We should put ours together and compare.

I win

This sounds like a fun game

Wanna join in?

Please. But as CG said yours is nicer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About half a cucumber....

That's a very small ass."

Are your saying you can take a marrow....?

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"What size is your arse?

Everyone can play before you start

Just right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size... Dunno how ya size an arse... It's a bit like a half empty bag of spanners tho

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By *pecialK88Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

What dimensions do you even use to define an arse size?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About half a cucumber....

That's a very small ass.

Are your saying you can take a marrow....?

Huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About half a cucumber....

That's a very small ass.

Are your saying you can take a marrow....?

Huh?"

Nvm, I guess my mind works differently to everyone else on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About half a cucumber....

That's a very small ass.

Are your saying you can take a marrow....?

Huh?

Nvm, I guess my mind works differently to everyone else on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About half a cucumber....

That's a very small ass.

Are your saying you can take a marrow....?

Huh?

Nvm, I guess my mind works differently to everyone else on this thread

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Size... Dunno how ya size an arse... It's a bit like a half empty bag of spanners tho

Try using what size of hands would be needed to give it a good squeeze.

Just a suggestion

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