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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you follow social media, and the famous socialites and advertising, it's clear that they're selling us a big fat lie in just about everything. Life isnt like that all the time!

Buy this car, and be transported to a sunny magical road in the sun...not sat in a traffic jam in pouring rain in a shitty British town.

Eat these crisps and you'll have fun

??

Get super slim eating cereal.

Pop these pads in your yfronts and your leaky Todger wont show stains on your chinos as you ride your bike with a permanent grin.

Etc etc etc.

So which advertisements do you really wish were true,even though they are blatant poppycock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink bleach and live forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" If you follow social media, and the famous socialites and advertising, it's clear that they're selling us a big fat lie in just about everything. Life isnt like that all the time!

Buy this car, and be transported to a sunny magical road in the sun...not sat in a traffic jam in pouring rain in a shitty British town.

Eat these crisps and you'll have fun

??

Get super slim eating cereal.

Pop these pads in your yfronts and your leaky Todger wont show stains on your chinos as you ride your bike with a permanent grin.

Etc etc etc.

So which advertisements do you really wish were true,even though they are blatant poppycock?"

Do they make pads to put in your Y's? Who knew?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"if I gave you a pound, Johnny, what would you buy?"

"A tampon"

"A tampon? Why?"

"Because with tampons you can go swimming, rollerblading, horse riding and much more!"

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

That's a deep question !

Mars bars , help you work rest and play !!! Bollock after eating 10

All you want to do is vegetate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m crying here...

I don’t believe anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red Bull gives you Wings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know. I don't pay any attention to ads - I just hide them

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Red Bull gives you Wings!"

They can't say that after the American lawsuit, so now red bull gives you wiiings, or no red bull, no wings.

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Any period related advert, they look like they’re having the time of there life’s! Total BS!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Any period related advert, they look like they’re having the time of there life’s! Total BS! "

Ooh and blue blood. Rem_mber those?

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

No, do tell?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"No, do tell? "

There used to be adverts where they'd show absorbency with blue liquid.

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Ahh yes I rem_mber those!

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"No, do tell?

There used to be adverts where they'd show absorbency with blue liquid."

Because women are sea creatures! They do not bleed red as it might offend.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"No, do tell?

There used to be adverts where they'd show absorbency with blue liquid.

Because women are sea creatures! They do not bleed red as it might offend. "

I want blue blood damn it

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Non-iron shirts?!

It's a big lie!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Non-iron shirts?!

It's a big lie!"

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