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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What object/thing/food item/item etc do you think putting up your fanny would make it the smelliest?

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Prawn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Prawn"

Just one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camembert

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Camembert "

Could be

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By *eralPete1Man
over a year ago

marsworth

Rotting potato

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 4 week old boiled cabbage

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Prawn

Just one?"

I'm not sure more of something smelly would make it less smelly. Maybe 1.5 prawns

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A space dock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stinking bishop

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By *ikeandmollyCouple
over a year ago

swindon

Cabbage

Molly

XX

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

Rancid yak’s milk

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By *ildatheart6969Couple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Dirty cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All good answers

Is someone willing to test this out?

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By *edVelvet08Woman
over a year ago

Kettering

Brussle sprouts as not many people like them

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Jesus Queenie why

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jesus Queenie why"

Why what, my love?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All good answers

Is someone willing to test this out?"

Hang on I think I’ve got some prawns in the freezer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wotsits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet Jesus woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All good answers

Is someone willing to test this out?

Hang on I think I’ve got some prawns in the freezer "

You’re a fucking trooper Nora. God bless you

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"All good answers

Is someone willing to test this out?

Hang on I think I’ve got some prawns in the freezer "

You only need 1.5

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sweet Jesus woman "

I have a question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All good answers

Is someone willing to test this out?

Hang on I think I’ve got some prawns in the freezer

You only need 1.5 "

Is that a half a little one or half a king size?

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"All good answers

Is someone willing to test this out?

Hang on I think I’ve got some prawns in the freezer

You only need 1.5

Is that a half a little one or half a king size?"

One of those with the head and legs on. I don't imagine the ones in prawn cocktail are that smelly

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Jesus Queenie why

Why what, my love?"

This thread. Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love Brussels Sprouts. Can I put them in and eat them out ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jesus Queenie why

Why what, my love?

This thread. Jesus"

I’m no Jesus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love Brussels Sprouts. Can I put them in and eat them out ? "

Sure. Nora is offering her vagina for these services

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All good answers

Is someone willing to test this out?

Hang on I think I’ve got some prawns in the freezer

You only need 1.5

Is that a half a little one or half a king size?

One of those with the head and legs on. I don't imagine the ones in prawn cocktail are that smelly"

Oh no. They would be sharp! What if a bit broke off.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Jesus Queenie why

Why what, my love?

This thread. Jesus

I’m no Jesus "

Small mercies

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Hákarl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love Brussels Sprouts. Can I put them in and eat them out ?

Sure. Nora is offering her vagina for these services "

I could ping it out and he could catch it in his mouth. Sounds like a great game!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All good answers

Is someone willing to test this out?"

I am prepared to push a dead badger up your posting as long as I can wear gloves and use a shovel.

No pictures. I want to remain anonymous.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"All good answers

Is someone willing to test this out?

Hang on I think I’ve got some prawns in the freezer

You only need 1.5

Is that a half a little one or half a king size?

One of those with the head and legs on. I don't imagine the ones in prawn cocktail are that smelly

Oh no. They would be sharp! What if a bit broke off. "

Of your vagine??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All good answers

Is someone willing to test this out?

I am prepared to push a dead badger up your posting as long as I can wear gloves and use a shovel.

No pictures. I want to remain anonymous. "

Can you also wear a mask? Don’t want corona virus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All good answers

Is someone willing to test this out?

Hang on I think I’ve got some prawns in the freezer

You only need 1.5

Is that a half a little one or half a king size?

One of those with the head and legs on. I don't imagine the ones in prawn cocktail are that smelly

Oh no. They would be sharp! What if a bit broke off.

Of your vagine?? "

Hahaha. Well it is getting old

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love Brussels Sprouts. Can I put them in and eat them out ?

Sure. Nora is offering her vagina for these services

I could ping it out and he could catch it in his mouth. Sounds like a great game!"

I fucking snorted

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I love Brussels Sprouts. Can I put them in and eat them out ?

Sure. Nora is offering her vagina for these services

I could ping it out and he could catch it in his mouth. Sounds like a great game!"

Boing videos and new ping videos.

Knew the Kegels would come in handy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love Brussels Sprouts. Can I put them in and eat them out ?

Sure. Nora is offering her vagina for these services

I could ping it out and he could catch it in his mouth. Sounds like a great game!

I fucking snorted "

I’ve just practiced with a boiled sweet. Landed in the ceiling lampshade!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All good answers

Is someone willing to test this out?

I am prepared to push a dead badger up your posting as long as I can wear gloves and use a shovel.

No pictures. I want to remain anonymous. "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Omg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love Brussels Sprouts. Can I put them in and eat them out ?

Sure. Nora is offering her vagina for these services

I could ping it out and he could catch it in his mouth. Sounds like a great game!

I fucking snorted

I’ve just practiced with a boiled sweet. Landed in the ceiling lampshade! "

Norrraaaaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love Brussels Sprouts. Can I put them in and eat them out ?

Sure. Nora is offering her vagina for these services

I could ping it out and he could catch it in his mouth. Sounds like a great game!

I fucking snorted

I’ve just practiced with a boiled sweet. Landed in the ceiling lampshade!

Norrraaaaaaaaa "

The wotsit was less successful. And I now have a yellow chuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sweet Jesus woman

I have a question"

It’s a pretty grim question

Bit of luck you’re pretty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sweet Jesus woman

I have a question

It’s a pretty grim question

Bit of luck you’re pretty "

Awww Floro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t worry Nora I would boil them first so they were a bit softer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garlic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t worry Nora I would boil them first so they were a bit softer "

Ah you’re too kind. They’d need to cool down a bit though! I’m not silly enough to use a hot one

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

What on earth possessed you to ask that OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What on earth possessed you to ask that OP? "

I’m a curious gal

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You're all perverts

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Garlic and BBQ mayonnaise

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Thai fish sauce.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roquefort cheese

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're all perverts "

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By *occiMan
over a year ago

Co Down

A Liverpool supporter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Liverpool supporter"

Ouch

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Slightly off topic, but I saw a film this weekend called "Butt boy" a gross out body horror/comedy about a guy who discovers he likes to insert objects up his sphincter.

Proper schlock but really funny.

And now back to stinky fannies....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magic tree, new car scent.

Those things are brutal if you take the sheath off straight away, I just tear the bottom and let it ease it’s way into my nasal cavity’s

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

tripe...have you ever smelt it cooking? it's just awful!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"What object/thing/food item/item etc do you think putting up your fanny would make it the smelliest?"

I guess it depends on the fanny, if it’s pretty pungent to start with , the 1.5 prawns may come out smelling worse it’s no change in fanny odour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Protein shake for a wee while

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tripe...have you ever smelt it cooking? it's just awful!"

I have not

I don’t even know what tripe is

I’m too young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

broccoli that's turning.

Smells like dead rat

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tin of kidney beans, left overnight. Fucking rank in the morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Protein shake for a wee while "

Nooooo! You savage.....I’d just about forgotten that smell and now it’s back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Creme eggs ?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

You crack me up Queenie.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A piece of Durian or one of my socks after a week stuff away in my camping bag.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"tripe...have you ever smelt it cooking? it's just awful!

I have not

I don’t even know what tripe is

I’m too young"

It's the lining of a sheeps stomache. Tripe and onions was a cheap meal back in the day. I can't believe something that smelt so bad could taste alright.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I have never eaten it!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Surstroming which is a kind of fermented rotten fish the Swedes eat - you’ve never smelt anything like it.... i hope xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bin juice.

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

Garlic? Then again, being a Greek I like garlic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

You crack me up Queenie.

Jo.Xx "

xxx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

How big has my vagina got to be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How big has my vagina got to be?"

As big as you’d like

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Wtf?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wtf?! "

What?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

POF's nose

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm trying to eat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm trying to eat "

Ok?

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

An elephant's trunk.

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

A kipper

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By *aughtyDuetCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Oh my goodness

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my goodness "

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A skunk in your vagina wouldn't smell great and would also look like a reverse tail

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I don’t know about smellys up the foof but I do know I work with a few smelly cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea really (happy to experiment though, if any ladies are curious) but, apparantly, there is a market for candles that smell of this sort of thing now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No idea really (happy to experiment though, if any ladies are curious) but, apparantly, there is a market for candles that smell of this sort of thing now "

Nora is always up for putting odd things up her vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just as it’s tea time!! No cod in this house tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 02/04/20 20:03:15]"

What the fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No idea really (happy to experiment though, if any ladies are curious) but, apparantly, there is a market for candles that smell of this sort of thing now

Nora is always up for putting odd things up her vagina "

And there's not much more odd than me

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By *aughty Little SecretsCouple
over a year ago

Wetherby

Simply disgusting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Simply disgusting "

What is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A handfull of fishbait

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Kippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A durian, if you can get it up there. Thing smells so bad it's banned in public in some places.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fermented egg would probably be pretty rank to be fair

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a bit fishy to me

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Sounds like a bit fishy to me "

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Surströmming - Swedish stinky fish! (fermented herring.)

It's immersed in a bucket of water and punctured, then only opened outdoors, upwards & at a 45 degree angle to prevent gas and brine escaping.

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

Gotta love the scent of a vagina can't be to clean. Need a scent and flavour love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What object/thing/food item/item etc do you think putting up your fanny would make it the smelliest?"

Rotten fish

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By *ookMan
over a year ago

london

What’s the smelliest thing in the world... ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s the smelliest thing in the world... ? "

My mysterious bellybutton

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By *ookMan
over a year ago

london

... an anchovies cunt! There’s your answer...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"What’s the smelliest thing in the world... ? "

Your bumhole

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Try Kiviaq ..... the smell is so overpowering it has to be eaten outside....

Though why you would want to put a fermented Auk up your vag is not for me to ask.....Fab is a crazy world...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Passes the salt & vinegar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old seamen from several men, so I've been told ??

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

One of those really smelly durian fruits.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

An expired egg , just put it in ,and broke it up

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By *zn marriedMan
over a year ago

GLASGOW


"An expired egg , just put it in ,and broke it up "

Ewww

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over a year ago

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"An expired egg , just put it in ,and broke it up "

Cracking up here

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By *zn marriedMan
over a year ago

GLASGOW


"An expired egg , just put it in ,and broke it up

Cracking up here "

It was a cracking line

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By *he-Curious-CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Rhondda

No idea why anyone would want a rancid minge but I’m sure surstromming which is a Swedish dish of fermented herring, or vomit fruit a chines delicassy would get your desired effects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel sick

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alabama hot pocket comes to mind...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alabama hot pocket comes to mind..."

I don’t like pot noodles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What object/thing/food item/item etc do you think putting up your fanny would make it the smelliest?"

Durian. I win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What object/thing/food item/item etc do you think putting up your fanny would make it the smelliest?"

Woman you come out with the weirdest most wonderful threads haha

And my suggestion is kippers. Smoked kippers.

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

A smelly cock x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A rotten egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sürstromming, it's made me sick thinking about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A smelly cock x"

Breakfast yummy

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over a year ago


"A smelly cock x

Breakfast yummy"

If its breakfast... full enngish, hold the beans and tomato

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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What the fuck "

Nothing better than a nice fresh and smooth vagina... why should we ruin this

Can’t stand a smelly vagina x

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By *rK MrsJCouple
over a year ago

Kidderminster


"What object/thing/food item/item etc do you think putting up your fanny would make it the smelliest?"

Kippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you're not trying to shield a wiffy nunni.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smelly fanny is such a sensitive subject. I know two ladies that have the smelliest fanny. It's so bad that it can knock a man off from a far distance. But it seems to only be bad at certain times of the month. Whereas some ladies it never seems to smell at all at any time. Honestly I don't know if it's what they eat. But it can't be because we were eating the same food! But I still love my friends! I mean would you dump a girl because of her fanny? It's nothing to do with hygiene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bombay duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure why anyone would want a smelly fanny to be fair ...

Never liked the idea of putting anything apart from a toy or dick in mine

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By *ettnfranCouple
over a year ago

a12 near rivenhall

Putting six prawns in the vagina leaving them for an hour and then sucking seven out I'm sure would make it smelly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Multiple deposits of semen that have been left in situ and allowed to ferment...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cup of a summer bin juice.

Effluent from a silage clamp.

The remnants of an unwashed Fleshlight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way that would put me off I fucking love wotsits

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Just never wash it im sure it will stink especially in this warm weather

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Probably my willy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Probably my willy "

To be fair, your willy is fucking rank

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Probably my willy

To be fair, your willy is fucking rank "

What do you expect, I know where it’s been

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Probably my willy

To be fair, your willy is fucking rank

What do you expect, I know where it’s been "

I wouldn’t expect anything less

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Probably my willy

To be fair, your willy is fucking rank

What do you expect, I know where it’s been

I wouldn’t expect anything less "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve heard horror stories about woman that have forgot about tampons and they ended up smelling like a rotting corpse down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zoflora....so smelly but in a good way.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Zoflora....so smelly but in a good way."

I can't find the yellow one anywhere! Have they stopped doing it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what a bizarre question

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Harrold Steptoe.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Putrid flesh added in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Zoflora....so smelly but in a good way.

I can't find the yellow one anywhere! Have they stopped doing it? "

.....emergency delivery from Glasgow coming your way x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Zoflora....so smelly but in a good way.

I can't find the yellow one anywhere! Have they stopped doing it?

.....emergency delivery from Glasgow coming your way x"

Whoop whoop!!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"What object/thing/food item/item etc do you think putting up your fanny would make it the smelliest?"

Mouldy cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tramps cock.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"what a bizarre question"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/09/20 00:07:37]

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"[Removed by poster at 03/09/20 00:05:42]"

Yes

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve heard horror stories about woman that have forgot about tampons and they ended up smelling like a rotting corpse down there"

They could die

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By *arko BMan
over a year ago

Dartford

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By *arko BMan
over a year ago

Dartford

Wow, could smell this forum from the home page

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Durian fruit... its the world's smelliest fruit known to man. It smells terrible apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite. Had an ex who smeared her pussy in it and didn't tell me. I was not best pleased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What object/thing/food item/item etc do you think putting up your fanny would make it the smelliest?"

It has to be and aged beached dead crab

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Marmite. Had an ex who smeared her pussy in it and didn't tell me. I was not best pleased "

Ew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marmite. Had an ex who smeared her pussy in it and didn't tell me. I was not best pleased

Ew"

My reaction was a bit stronger than 'Ew'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue cheese!

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By *inkyRebelMan
over a year ago

Swindon

A jellied eel.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Why did this get bumped

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Not washed for a month...

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