FabSwingers.com forum: How many men are twats?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After quite a lot of conversations with friends about this subject I thought I'd put it out for the guys on here to answer. Most of my friends will defend themselves as not being twats, some will happily own up to it.

So guys are you a twat or not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1389

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes x

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By *eviousvixen69Woman
over a year ago

land of riches

They all twats sorry lol, well one in 100 surprises you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say that all men are twats at some point. Some more often than others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess I've been known to be a bit of a twat before. I've done twattish things. I'll probably do more twattish things in the future? But generally I'm a decent guy!

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

Yep

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I'm not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1389"

I thought it was more

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"After quite a lot of conversations with friends about this subject I thought I'd put it out for the guys on here to answer. Most of my friends will defend themselves as not being twats, some will happily own up to it.

So guys are you a twat or not? "

I'm not. However, when I was much younger, a friend and I agreed that we always assumed a guy was a twat until they proved otherwise.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

It’s in the job description

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1389

I thought it was more

Fab percentage I would go 87% maybe even a bit more

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

I’m most certainly not to everyone’s taste but I’d be very disappointed if I was regarded as a Twat. Obviously, there’s people that will think I’m a twat but as long as I’m a polite, honest and respectful sure what odds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not

You’re lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1389

I thought it was more

So did I

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Can't be a twat to a woman, upbringing made me like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some women are twats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of us

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some women are twats

They are indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A no is pretty meaningless answer and Im not going to admit to it.

So no comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a twat. My friends call me a twat regularly. I usually call myself a stupid twat. So yeah defo a twat.

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By *ornyinConwyMan
over a year ago

Conwy

Yes, guilty as charged. Although not without remorse.

Surely everyone's been a twat at some point, some regret, others revell in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A no is pretty meaningless answer and Im not going to admit to it.

So no comment"

Fair enough

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I must of been very fortunate because the main men in my life ie husband, best friends, those that truly matter are most definetly not twats. Of the men we have recently met on here too, none of those are twats either.

We have no doubts that there are plenty of twats out there though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just to clarify, I'm not accusing anyone, just curious

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By *aughty_builder87Man
over a year ago

Keston

I wouldn't consider I'm self a twat but I guess that is an opinion which will differ from person to person depending on the definition of twat that you use.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think everyone is a twat unless we work not to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women are twats

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

I’m a massive twat. Cheers

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

This ain’t a one way street .. women can be twats too .. hopefully I don’t come across as one, no intention there if I do.. but always said treat ppl like you’d like to treated yrself, but if someone is twat to me, I’ll treat the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do have a thing for twats though!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women are twats

Some women have twats x

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

Usually the twats are the ones that are good in bed well hung athletic and arrogant

The nice guys are usually average looking and small endowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

37% of men. Doesn’t seem like a lot....but it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So guys are you a twat or not? "

Sounds like the kind of question an uber-twat would ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So guys are you a twat or not?

Sounds like the kind of question an uber-twat would ask."

Does it?

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By *eralPete1Man
over a year ago

marsworth

I can be and so can a lot of females that are up they own fat asses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be and so can a lot of females that are up they own fat asses "

Wish I was up my own ass

It’s fucking lovely

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

My favourite people on this thread are the people getting defensive about being a twat. We are all twats lads, just wear it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So guys are you a twat or not?

Sounds like the kind of question an uber-twat would ask."

Off topic , but you look like Colin Farrell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourite people on this thread are the people getting defensive about being a twat. We are all twats lads, just wear it"

Makes them seem like a twat, doesn’t it? (I haven’t read the thread lol)

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

"My favourite people on this thread are the people getting defensive about being a twat. We are all twats lads, just wear it

Makes them seem like a twat, doesn’t it? (I haven’t read the thread lol)"

You don’t need to, you’re absolutely correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So guys are you a twat or not?

Sounds like the kind of question an uber-twat would ask.

Does it?"

Yep.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I can be and so can a lot of females that are up they own fat asses "

But it's so comfy up there!

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

"Usually the twats are the ones that are good in bed well hung athletic and arrogant

The nice guys are usually average looking and small endowed "

This supports my claim of not being a Twat then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually the twats are the ones that are good in bed well hung athletic and arrogant

The nice guys are usually average looking and small endowed "

Are you by any chance not hung and athletic?

But ya cock size and fitness are not directly linked to twattiness....

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By *eralPete1Man
over a year ago

marsworth

"My favourite people on this thread are the people getting defensive about being a twat. We are all twats lads, just wear it"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m a massive twat. Cheers "

Cheers!

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By *eralPete1Man
over a year ago

marsworth

"I can be and so can a lot of females that are up they own fat asses

But it's so comfy up there! "
like a tight comfy sofa

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"I can be and so can a lot of females that are up they own fat asses "

Well aren't you a charmer

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Usually the twats are the ones that are good in bed well hung athletic and arrogant

The nice guys are usually average looking and small endowed "

I plead guilty to being a twat of the highest order

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So guys are you a twat or not?

Sounds like the kind of question an uber-twat would ask."

I didn't say I wasn't a twat

Uber twat is pretty cool though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So guys are you a twat or not?

Sounds like the kind of question an uber-twat would ask.

I didn't say I wasn't a twat

Uber twat is pretty cool though"

Don’t be silly

Queen Twat of the Twatingtons is better

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

There are pretty much only two types of men:

Those that are too twatish to realise how big a twat they are.

And those that recognise their inner twat and do their best to lessen their twat quotient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are pretty much only two types of men:

Those that are too twatish to realise how big a twat they are.

And those that recognise their inner twat and do their best to lessen their twat quotient. "

Fuck I can’t believe how much your face and penis turns me on

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"There are pretty much only two types of people:

Those that are too twatish to realise how big a twat they are.

And those that recognise their inner twat and do their best to lessen their twat quotient. "

Fixed it for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So guys are you a twat or not?

Sounds like the kind of question an uber-twat would ask.

I didn't say I wasn't a twat

Uber twat is pretty cool though

Don’t be silly

Queen Twat of the Twatingtons is better"

That shall be my new title!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are pretty much only two types of men:

Those that are too twatish to realise how big a twat they are.

And those that recognise their inner twat and do their best to lessen their twat quotient. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So guys are you a twat or not? "
if am honest yes occasionally x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think I’m a twat, however I’ve heard that there’s quite a lot of them on here... which is highly annoying because as if things aren’t hard enough to get a meet planned, those twats make it twice as hard for the genuine folk

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Eleventy six

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I don’t think I’m a twat, however I’ve heard that there’s quite a lot of them on here... which is highly annoying because as if things aren’t hard enough to get a meet planned, those twats make it twice as hard for the genuine folk "

Not true, the twats make it easier for the non twats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If men are twats....does that mean women are pricks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No they don’t

They make it easier

The lovely guys stand out more against the twats. They’re more likely to get meets. Thank the twats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not true, the twats make it easier for the non twats. "

In my opinion they’ve made it harder

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

Not true, the twats make it easier for the non twats. "

This, precisely this. The trick is to pretend that you’re not a twat long enough to grab their attention.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If men are twats....does that mean women are pricks?

Women can be twats too, I'm the queen

I was just only asking about men at the moment

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Not true, the twats make it easier for the non twats.

In my opinion they’ve made it harder "

Nah, we get pretty good at filtering out the mega twats. Then the non-twats are just competing against each other.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Not true, the twats make it easier for the non twats.

This, precisely this. The trick is to pretend that you’re not a twat long enough to grab their attention. "

That's it, keep the inner twat hidden

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not true, the twats make it easier for the non twats.

This, precisely this. The trick is to pretend that you’re not a twat long enough to grab their attention. "

Pretend?!

Do twats know how to do that?

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

"Then the non-twats are just competing against each other. "

Surely you mean lesser twats?

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"Then the non-twats are just competing against each other.

Surely you mean lesser twats?"

I do indeed oh wise one

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I know way more non twats than twats x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So guys are you a twat or not? "

I’ve done some twatish things no denying it ... but on the whole I think I’m a great guy ! Considerate .. polite .. friendly .. I’m a catch .. (I think) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fair enough, then must just be the woman local to me are twats haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of things can determine whether someone’s a twat or not. Are they being irritated, are they deliberately trying to put someone off by acting like a twat, are they going through a stressful event? Lots of things to consider.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not!

Indeed you are not

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

"Then the non-twats are just competing against each other.

Surely you mean lesser twats?

I do indeed oh wise one"

The problem is that sooner or later we can’t contain the twat-within-us, it all comes pouring out, we get dumped, and we have to start all over again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think I am

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

"I don’t think I am "

Believe me, if you’re a bloke there’ll be some twatishness to deal with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No twatery here, 100% role model

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t think I am

Believe me, if you’re a bloke there’ll be some twatishness to deal with. "

Dont forget women are twats too

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Then the non-twats are just competing against each other.

Surely you mean lesser twats?"

Lesser twats and mega twats. This sounds like a nature documentary.

*David Attenborough* Now here we see a fine example of a mega twat. Observe the surround sound cock pictures including a key indicator, the less than pristine toilet bowl.

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By *r Average69Man
over a year ago

Thanet

Twattage is purely subjective. I find myself thinking people are a bit of a twat, when others think they're great, and vice versa. Pretty sure some people think I'm a twat, while others love me.

It depends on the traits you admire or dislike in others

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

"I don’t think I am

Believe me, if you’re a bloke there’ll be some twatishness to deal with.

Dont forget women are twats too

But the thread is about men. Only some women are twats #notallwomen, whereas all blokes are.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Then the non-twats are just competing against each other.

Surely you mean lesser twats?

Lesser twats and mega twats. This sounds like a nature documentary.

*David Attenborough* Now here we see a fine example of a mega twat. Observe the surround sound cock pictures including a key indicator, the less than pristine toilet bowl."

Haha! Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m yet to meet one that’s not ...

would be nice to be proved wrong one day

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

This has made me think about the men i know, and to be honest, true twats in my life have been few and far between. Which is quite uplifting really

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

"Twattage is purely subjective. I find myself thinking people are a bit of a twat, when others think they're great, and vice versa. Pretty sure some people think I'm a twat, while others love me.

It depends on the traits you admire or dislike in others

You can wrap it up how you like, it’s pretty irrefutable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t think I am

Believe me, if you’re a bloke there’ll be some twatishness to deal with.

Dont forget women are twats too

But the thread is about men. Only some women are twats #notallwomen, whereas all blokes are. "

It is indeed but I got pulled for it not being equal

#notallwomenaretwatsbutimthequeen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a twat but I’m loveable

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

"I’m yet to meet one that’s not ...

would be nice to be proved wrong one day

Don’t hold your breath.

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By *r Average69Man
over a year ago

Thanet

"Twattage is purely subjective. I find myself thinking people are a bit of a twat, when others think they're great, and vice versa. Pretty sure some people think I'm a twat, while others love me.

It depends on the traits you admire or dislike in others

You can wrap it up how you like, it’s pretty irrefutable "

You're not wrong, everyone is a twat to some other twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Total twat,woman are perfect.

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By *inaryGuyMan
over a year ago

Near the River

"I don’t think I am

Believe me, if you’re a bloke there’ll be some twatishness to deal with.

Dont forget women are twats too

But the thread is about men. Only some women are twats #notallwomen, whereas all blokes are. "

Well said....but as there’s zillions of guys on here, even if it can be argued that it’s only a small percentage, it still amounts to a lot (in absolute terms) of twats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

"Um"

Nah, you’re a Dick

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I don't consider myself to be a twat...at least not until someone is being a twat towards me! Women can be twats too but on here it seems the guys outnumber the ladies in the twat department!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every day they reveal themselves

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By *irm hand LukeMan
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire

I'd like to think I'm not but it's not my place to say, it's for other people to decide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought a twat was a womans pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought a twat was a womans pussy "

Google it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought a twat was a womans pussy

Google it"

It's a pregnant fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought a twat was a womans pussy

Google it"

Yes I googled it deffanition woments genitals

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought a twat was a womans pussy

Google it

It's a pregnant fish"

Bingo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought a twat was a womans pussy

Google it

Yes I googled it deffanition woments genitals "

That explanes why the words used when people are stuburn selfish nasty unreasonable its because its a womants genitals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum taught me to respect women, unless they ask me not too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought a twat was a womans pussy

Google it

Yes I googled it deffanition woments genitals

That explanes why the words used when people are stuburn selfish nasty unreasonable its because its a womants genitals "

Charming!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My mum taught me to respect women, unless they ask me not too

It's always good to wait until they ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought a twat was a womans pussy

Google it

It's a pregnant fish

Bingo! "

Although the description has never appeared in any official dictionary.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I know i'm not. Some believe I am. Their opinion counts for 0 and doesn't bother me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought a twat was a womans pussy

Google it

It's a pregnant fish

Bingo! Then its faulse to sY it if its not in the dictionary

Although the description has never appeared in any official dictionary."

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say about 80% lol

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

If I see it coming on the horizon, I do try avoid being it. I never purposely am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna go with LOTS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So guys are you a twat or not? "
not

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I'm nice if someone is nice to me.

I'm a Twat if someone is a Twat to me.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I don't think most men are. Every person has an inner twat that comes out to varying degrees but it's really not a gender thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm nice if someone is nice to me.

I'm a Twat if someone is a Twat to me.

Im a prick on very few occassions but some miggt say a lot but never a womans genitils

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I can quickly turn into one give the right situation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can quickly turn into one give the right situation.

Want to join your queen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True story.

I’ve never been called “the one” before.

Apart from “Undesirable Number One” sometimes

Will x

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I can quickly turn into one give the right situation.

Want to join your queen?

If you'll have me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hell of a lot, but equally some women are twats too. So it probably equals itself out in the long run.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a guy can be a nob head or a prick nd women can be a twats but if a guy or girl is calling a guy a twat he must be because hes acting like a womans genitals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we all have a twat within us. Self awareness helps us to reduce how own often the twat gets out. Those that deny it are the ones to watch as they cast dark shadows

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can quickly turn into one give the right situation.

Want to join your queen?

If you'll have me

Always room for you, you can be my personal baker, I'll pay you in kind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think we all have a twat within us. Self awareness helps us to reduce how own often the twat gets out. Those that deny it are the ones to watch as they cast dark shadows

Love this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we all have a twat within us. Self awareness helps us to reduce how own often the twat gets out. Those that deny it are the ones to watch as they cast dark shadows

Disagree men are not twats but only act like a twat women by deffanition can only be a twat

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I can quickly turn into one give the right situation.

Want to join your queen?

If you'll have me

Always room for you, you can be my personal baker, I'll pay you in kind

Special drizzle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely a twat, it's so much easier..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large percentage of men and women are twats. Lets not be sexist here.

But in my experience, slightly more men.

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

All except one.

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

I’ve been called a belligerent twat... but I definitely deserved it at the time.

Generally I’m just a bit of a dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can quickly turn into one give the right situation.

Want to join your queen?

If you'll have me

Always room for you, you can be my personal baker, I'll pay you in kind

Special drizzle

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve been called a belligerent twat... but I definitely deserved it at the time.

Generally I’m just a bit of a dick

Haha! Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess through deduction a twat is a womans genitals tgat gets pleasure nd diesnt care about anything else hense the frase you twat usually meaning your selfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all have our twat moments.That is men and women unless you have a perfect personality. Highly unlikely.

Down to earth decent guy the majority of the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So guys are you a twat or not? "

At least 99.9% I’d say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am a dick that's why you cunts and assholes don't like me as I know how to fuck with you.

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By *ipvanwinkieMan
over a year ago

out of town!

"All except one."

Nah, he’s a twat too

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Sometimes I can be a bit of a twat

Mostly I'm a bloody nice chap though

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"All except one.

Nah, he’s a twat too

How do you know?

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By *ipvanwinkieMan
over a year ago

out of town!

"All except one.

Nah, he’s a twat too

How do you know?"

A hunch. Mind you, I live to be proven wrong.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I thought a twat was a womans pussy

Google it

Yes I googled it deffanition woments genitals

That explanes why the words used when people are stuburn selfish nasty unreasonable its because its a womants genitals

Charming!

To be fair, my vagina is a selfish unreasonable twat.

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By *ipvanwinkieMan
over a year ago

out of town!

"deffanition woments

explanes womants"

Wow.

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"All except one.

Nah, he’s a twat too

How do you know?

A hunch. Mind you, I live to be proven wrong.

We'll see...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I????

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

quite close to you

We’re all twats, every single one of us...

But y’know, born and raised by women

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Well tried to put a sensible answer in an honest manner .. no response so fuck it, may has well be a twat and a cunt ..... fuck me too S it egotistical week .... this shit is full of self obsessed egotistical tats or just lonely people looking for a pick me up ... or is it the clique living off each other’s sadness .. well I was nice but better to be a twat

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I'll own up to being a twat if I've been one, and we all are at times regardless of gender, but I can mostly keep my twattishness in check and just simply be me and allow others to make their own decisions based on that

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

There's at least one, and apparently he rides a scooter

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By *ndy64hMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

My name is Andy, and I'm a twat. Is there a group I can join for help.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"My name is Andy, and I'm a twat. Is there a group I can join for help."

Theres a group on Twatter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's at least one, and apparently he rides a scooter

Just seen that

you okay?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My name is Andy, and I'm a twat. Is there a group I can join for help."

There's thread to join your queen if your interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a twat

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"There's at least one, and apparently he rides a scooter

Just seen that

you okay? "

Aye, fine. Just..... Well, it at least answers your question with an empirical number

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just to add, it wasn't supposed to be a serious thread just a thought that popped out after chatting to some friends. I wasn't trying to knock men or say that women can't be twats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a twat"

I am only a twat to other twats .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we all are at times, some of us try our best not to be, others own it. You decide what's best

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's at least one, and apparently he rides a scooter

Just seen that

you okay?

Aye, fine. Just..... Well, it at least answers your question with an empirical number

It does indeed, should of just had a bloody orgy instead. Maybe tomorrow, you around?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So guys are you a twat or not? "

I adapt to people. So if you/they are twat. Then I’m a twat

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Just to add, it wasn't supposed to be a serious thread just a thought that popped out after chatting to some friends. I wasn't trying to knock men or say that women can't be twats

Too late to try and soften the blow now the damage has been done

Yes....I'm being a twat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just to add, it wasn't supposed to be a serious thread just a thought that popped out after chatting to some friends. I wasn't trying to knock men or say that women can't be twats

Too late to try and soften the blow now the damage has been done

Yes....I'm being a twat

Well, I tried! Can't help the fact I'm a sarcastic twat, thought that was pretty obvious by now

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"There's at least one, and apparently he rides a scooter

Just seen that

you okay?

Aye, fine. Just..... Well, it at least answers your question with an empirical number

It does indeed, should of just had a bloody orgy instead. Maybe tomorrow, you around?

After work and the gym, I'm all yours. I'll rock up in my special chariot

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

All

Of us

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

We’re all quite capable of it, and make sure we get lots of practice...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's at least one, and apparently he rides a scooter

Just seen that

you okay?

Aye, fine. Just..... Well, it at least answers your question with an empirical number

It does indeed, should of just had a bloody orgy instead. Maybe tomorrow, you around?

After work and the gym, I'm all yours. I'll rock up in my special chariot

Ooo yes please, as long as I can sit on your lap?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"There's at least one, and apparently he rides a scooter

Just seen that

you okay?

Aye, fine. Just..... Well, it at least answers your question with an empirical number

It does indeed, should of just had a bloody orgy instead. Maybe tomorrow, you around?

After work and the gym, I'm all yours. I'll rock up in my special chariot

Ooo yes please, as long as I can sit on your lap?

For you Sparkles, anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So guys are you a twat or not? "

All of them in my experience, still looking to find a genuine one but nope all twats

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By *exy4youxxWoman
over a year ago

Pontefract

So guys are you a twat or not? "

I dont care now I'm not here to get to know them I'm here to fk them x

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Everyone is more than capable of being a twat.....you should see me dressed up and d*unk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's at least one, and apparently he rides a scooter

Just seen that

you okay?

Aye, fine. Just..... Well, it at least answers your question with an empirical number

It does indeed, should of just had a bloody orgy instead. Maybe tomorrow, you around?

After work and the gym, I'm all yours. I'll rock up in my special chariot

Ooo yes please, as long as I can sit on your lap?

For you Sparkles, anything

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

They're different to us women, so we just have to accept that and to pick the right ones for us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

42.

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