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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My filters are 18 to 99

Which means I will literally sleep with anyone in between them ages.

Anyone!

PM me ladies

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Blimey some people are sooooo picky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fussy thing you

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Especially with noses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, i had this perfect centurion i was going to throw your way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn, i had this perfect centurion i was going to throw your way "

Sorry, I have to draw the line at 3 digits

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Especially with noses"

I like a nose, don’t know how I’d keep my glasses on without it

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

You seem like a cool guy OP. Award winner, with a good sense of humour. Quite tempting actually

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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My nan is looking for a lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your desperation stinks PoF. Give it a liberal spray with lynx dark temptation and the biatches will come, apparently...

Peach x

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Wouldn’t touch you with a barge pole princess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My filters are 18 to 99

Which means I will literally sleep with anyone in between them ages.

Anyone!

PM me ladies "

Apart from me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My filters are 18 to 99

Which means I will literally sleep with anyone in between them ages.

Anyone!

PM me ladies

Apart from me

C'mon now, don't make it awkward

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By *orsagirlCouple
over a year ago

not saying

I totally agree but sometime its all about fun and needs lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wouldn’t touch you with a barge pole princess

I'm looking to touch someone with mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn, i had this perfect centurion i was going to throw your way

Sorry, I have to draw the line at 3 digits "

So you'd still meet them if they'd lost a couple of fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look! If it makes you feel better I will keep well away from your poopchute next time and you can be the little spoon

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"My filters are 18 to 99

Which means I will literally sleep with anyone in between them ages.

Anyone!

PM me ladies "

Lol!! I'd take you up on that if you were closer!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My nan is looking for a lover "

She said we were in a monogamous relationship!!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Wouldn’t touch you with a barge pole princess

I'm looking to touch someone with mine

With those funny spots?!?!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My filters are 18 to 99

Which means I will literally sleep with anyone in between them ages.

Anyone!

PM me ladies "

Have a wank

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wouldn’t touch you with a barge pole princess

I'm looking to touch someone with mine

With those funny spots?!?!!

Hope you're not talking about my back acne

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Wouldn’t touch you with a barge pole princess

I'm looking to touch someone with mine

With those funny spots?!?!!

Hope you're not talking about my back acne "

no... your love warts....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smooth talker

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Damn, I literally just turned 100 as well.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I'm an anyone

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"My filters are 18 to 99

Which means I will literally sleep with anyone in between them ages.

Anyone!

PM me ladies "

99? That's discriminatory to the over 100's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll PM you a couple of names

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Still haven't a single PM yet

I thought this was a sex site

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Ohhhh, it's not my turn to take one for the team again already is it?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still haven't a single PM yet

I thought this was a sex site

Upload your dancing video. They will come in their thousands then!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"My filters are 18 to 99

Which means I will literally sleep with anyone in between them ages.

Anyone!

PM me ladies "

Pity your so far away

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I feel your pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still haven't a single PM yet

I thought this was a sex site

I wouldnt touch you with someone else's!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My filters are 18 to 99

Which means I will literally sleep with anyone in between them ages.

Anyone!

PM me ladies "

This is ageist and excludes octogenarians over the age of 99.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Still haven't a single PM yet

I thought this was a sex site

I PMed you

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

You're not the only one my mail box has cobwebs on it now, where fancy a fuck is concerned.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My filters are 18 to 99

Which means I will literally sleep with anyone in between them ages.

Anyone!

PM me ladies

99? That's discriminatory to the over 100's

Agreed, I'm gonna sue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My filters are 18 to 99

Which means I will literally sleep with anyone in between them ages.

Anyone!

PM me ladies "

Sounding a little desperate there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My filters are 18 to 99

Which means I will literally sleep with anyone in between them ages.

Anyone!

PM me ladies "

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"My filters are 18 to 99

Which means I will literally sleep with anyone in between them ages.

Anyone!

PM me ladies

99? That's discriminatory to the over 100's

Agreed, I'm gonna sue!"

You look amazing for a 100+!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My filters are 18 to 99

Which means I will literally sleep with anyone in between them ages.

Anyone!

PM me ladies

No thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My filters are 18 to 99

Which means I will literally sleep with anyone in between them ages.

Anyone!

PM me ladies

99? That's discriminatory to the over 100's

Agreed, I'm gonna sue!"

Please respect my personal preferences

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My filters are 18 to 99

Which means I will literally sleep with anyone in between them ages.

Anyone!

PM me ladies

99? That's discriminatory to the over 100's

Agreed, I'm gonna sue!

You look amazing for a 100+!

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My filters are 18 to 99

Which means I will literally sleep with anyone in between them ages.

Anyone!

PM me ladies

99? That's discriminatory to the over 100's

Agreed, I'm gonna sue!

You look amazing for a 100+!

Thank you

Too old. Sorry

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Well, I practically threw myself at you and you blanked me..I hope you have the horn from hell

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I'm an anyone

Do you want me or what? I won't wait forever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well, I practically threw myself at you and you blanked me..I hope you have the horn from hell

"quite tempting" is hardly throwing yourself at me

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By *kbull2000Man
over a year ago

Carluke

Don't really have an age rule. It's attitude for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrrmmmm....

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Well, I practically threw myself at you and you blanked me..I hope you have the horn from hell

"quite tempting" is hardly throwing yourself at me"

I was being subtle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well, I practically threw myself at you and you blanked me..I hope you have the horn from hell

"quite tempting" is hardly throwing yourself at me

I was being subtle

Guys don't do subtle, or hints. You have to literally grab them, take their clothes off and say "i want you right now"

Written consent forms are also handy in this day and age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, I practically threw myself at you and you blanked me..I hope you have the horn from hell

"quite tempting" is hardly throwing yourself at me

I was being subtle

Guys don't do subtle, or hints. You have to literally grab them, take their clothes off and say "i want you right now"

Written consent forms are also handy in this day and age"

I'm thinking of getting a consent form tattooed on my body. Something like, "bite here to agree to naughtiness"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm an anyone

Do you want me or what? I won't wait forever

Yes you will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m free

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I'm an anyone

Do you want me or what? I won't wait forever

Yes you will

Ok fair point

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm an anyone

Do you want me or what? I won't wait forever

Yes you will

I wont

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Well, I practically threw myself at you and you blanked me..I hope you have the horn from hell

"quite tempting" is hardly throwing yourself at me

I was being subtle

Guys don't do subtle, or hints. You have to literally grab them, take their clothes off and say "i want you right now"

Written consent forms are also handy in this day and age"

Oooo primal. Yes, I can do that as long as consent is given of course... I'll just take

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well, I practically threw myself at you and you blanked me..I hope you have the horn from hell

"quite tempting" is hardly throwing yourself at me

I was being subtle

Guys don't do subtle, or hints. You have to literally grab them, take their clothes off and say "i want you right now"

Written consent forms are also handy in this day and age

Oooo primal. Yes, I can do that as long as consent is given of course... I'll just take

I'll send you consent form PL884C6/31B via email

Once filled in i'll have my lawyer look over it and we can get to the boning

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Well, I practically threw myself at you and you blanked me..I hope you have the horn from hell

"quite tempting" is hardly throwing yourself at me

I was being subtle

Guys don't do subtle, or hints. You have to literally grab them, take their clothes off and say "i want you right now"

Written consent forms are also handy in this day and age

Oooo primal. Yes, I can do that as long as consent is given of course... I'll just take

I'll send you consent form PL884C6/31B via email

Once filled in i'll have my lawyer look over it and we can get to the boning"

I love it when you talk dirty....so hot right now

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My filters are 18 to 99

Which means I will literally sleep with anyone in between them ages.

Anyone!

PM me ladies

99? That's discriminatory to the over 100's

Agreed, I'm gonna sue!

You look amazing for a 100+!

Thank you

Too old. Sorry"

Stop rubbing it in!

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